Massage Parlor Reports

Hey Fellas!

Went out today to see:TOday ONLY 90 / hr. THRIFTY THURSDAY! That's INSAne! BLACK Barbie- Today 1/26 Thursday only!.27! Couldn't find any reviews, so I decided to call. She sounded nice on the phone so I decided to give her a try. While it wasn't great it was ok. Average nude rub with tug at the end! No FS was on the menu so that was a downer! It seems to be a 3 girl operation in a high rise in Alexandria near landmark. Probably won't repeat myself, but if you're looking for a deal then have at it! Her link is [url]www.jsbr.yolasite.com/[/url] And her name is Jennifer! First time reporting guys! Tried to cover all the bases, hope it was helpful!

Hey Fellas!

Went out today on the hunt! Visited Jennifer in Alexandria near Landmark for: TOday ONLY 90 / hr. THRIFTY THURSDAY! That's INSAne! BLACK Barbie- Today 1/26 Thursday only!

At best average rub and ok tug! Nothing great as FS was not on the menu, Real Downer! Probably won't repeat not even at that price! Guess you win some, you lose some! By the way she is the girl in the picture! Her link is [url]www.jsbr.yolasite.com/[/url] If intrested. She wasn't a bad looking girl, just didn't do it for me!

BE SAFE!

[QUOTE=JBthaMonger; 1367959]Hey Fellas,

Just thought I'd share some stories, Here goes the first:

The massage was decent and I thought those little half second rubs against my balls were a sign of what was coming. After 40 mins she said Finished. Needless to say, I was dissapointed but smiled and said thanks.[/QUOTE]LOL.

That was your signal to make some noise and go,"oooh, yeah. Yeah". Dead serious. If you just laid there like a dead fish, she isn't going any further.

[QUOTE=Drunker Irish; 1369012]LOL.

That was your signal to make some noise and go,"oooh, yeah. Yeah". Dead serious. If you just laid there like a dead fish, she isn't going any further.[/QUOTE]That's also when the "I start rubbing her leg and work my way up" reflex kicks in.

Gents,

I won't be headed back to APC anytime. I have been three times. Once, when I followed a favorite to her new local. Then, when she left, I went back. New girl. Mimi. Had the "more next time" approach. I went back. Saw Mimi again. Unfortunately. Still with the "more next time" but also wanted money up front and feined being tired. She has a great body, but totally lacks in service and attitude. Sad part was, I asked the new mamasan when I went in, if I could see who was working and Mimi was the only one to come to my door. Apparently, she is the only one there.

Better places around with better girls and better service.

AD

[QUOTE=JBthaMonger;1367959]She greats me with a "massge only" and continues to tell me that all the way to the room. After 40 mins she said Finished. Needless to say, I was dissapointed but smiled and said thanks.[/QUOTE]I went there recently, got the same treatment. Even with my best nude Captain Morgan pose on the table. My swagger was clear.

Be careful in that area. Its known for street crime.

It's been a LONG time since I've frequented the board and I only really ever contributed behind the scenes so my bona fides are worthless but I'm hoping someone can answer an innocuous question. I mean I was active back when HWC was the best spot right up until it's untimely demise, in fact I might have knocked on its door the week after it was last open (ok maybe I'm biased but HWC was always great to me, butterfly might have been my ATF ever and couldn't have been more convenient for me; in fact its closure was probably what led to my hiatus). I'm looking for a parlor, hopefully close to lorton / woodbridge / springfield that gives TS and better than average massages, in addition to whatever else might be offered.

I know that the quality of massage varies from girl to girl but I'm looking for a place that isn't almost exclusively JUST gentle fingertip rub rub, flip over, finish and leave. Some places are really only there for the flip over and after, and don't even try for the rest; and that's definitely a place worth knowing, but not what I'm interested in for this visit. A name at said location would just be icing on the cake (bonus points for a great back walker).

I know there's a place in springfield, basically in the mixing bowl, that I've been meaning to try (you can tell from location, name and hours it'd be a place worth trying imo) and without any feedback worst case I'll try that and report back for the team but I'm hoping a knowledgeable board member might be able to point the best way forward (even if it's just to confirm the springfield one).

Thanks in advance for any input and sorry for being that guy that asks for help before TOFTT first but I'm not sure if my hiatus is really over or this is just a blip and I'd rather return to something memorable than TOFTT in a bad way on my first time back. If my return is actually here I'll do my best to return the favor when I can.

Hey all, short time lurker here, figured I'd post a review. River Spa centerville. Think they only have two girls, don't recall names. One is a little younger, but still at least 30. Little chubby but a nice backside. She gave a pretty good TS, massage and NOVA. Would return for her, I went back a couple days ago and she wasn't available, the other girl wasn't my liking, too old.

[QUOTE=AragornRoddy;1364177]I read the reviews on the place and decided to give it a try. Paid for hr, since did not know what to expect and tipped, total $. May be I spooked the lady (Kya) , but came out of there with not so great massage. So when you go I suggest discuss everything beforehand.[/QUOTE]For the first time in a month. Different MMS than the last few times I went. Sent in a decent looking probably late 30s k-girl. Usually the girls there are provocatively dressed but she could have been going to work in an office. Conservative pant suit. No TS offered (1st time for that) , but I didn't mind. While I like a good TS I'm OK with a longer massage. This massage was amazing, in terms of a hard Swedish style massage. I mean just fabulous. However, no roaming whatsoever, no grazing of the boys, and I figured I'd end up leaving with just a great therapeutic massage. Which I would have been OK with (on that particular day).

However, after close to an hour of me on my back and that amazing massage, some back walking, and all in all a really great but totally asensual experience, she commenced with some light tickling in all the right places, had me flip, and asked what else needed massaging. So that worked out fine, albeit not the same quality finish as the rest.

On a Sunday morning at TCTC, a provider had a 'doctor's appointment. ' At SW, 'everyone is on break. Very sorry! ' At AA, booker said she had no record of me even though I was there a couple of months ago and proved it by telling her the address of the place. Either Sunday morning is an odd time to hobby or I've somehow offended the mongering gods.

But I was not to be deterred, so I rolled the dice on a very hit-or-miss AMP. Provider was K-girl 'Mimi, ' 45 but decent appearance. Gave good firm massagi. Bossy, told me to keep my face down in the cradle, quickly removed my hand when I tried to roam. Uh-oh. Then she said, 'Later. ' OK, I can wait.

After about a 15-minute rubdown, she announced matter-of-factly, 'now you can touch me, ' disrobed and lay face down, totally impersonal. 'You can touch me anywhere. ' WTF? I decided to try to win her over, gave her firm massagi and gentle kisses all over, DATO. Flipped her and she just laid there with her eyes closed. DATY was a DFE. Refused BJ, NoVa finish straddling her, pearl necklace. She seemed surprised by it but at least it was a reaction.

She cleaned me up with a hot towel and I asked her some questions about herself. She warmed up a bit and was forthcoming in telling me about her situation. Has a child and elderly parents in Queens. When I asked if she liked the work, she frowned and said, 'Who could like this work? ' Same story we have all heard before: needs money, tried other jobs, no other way to make what she 'needs. '

Many providers obviously don't enjoy what they do, but they seem to think you don't realize it. I never met one who acted like she was absorbing some sort of punishment. Made me feel a little dirty, but hey, I only treated her the way I wish every woman would treat me. Mostly I felt pity and tipped $. I guess in her way she tried.

Just when you think you've seen everything in this game, something happens that you never could have imagined.

[QUOTE=Ambidextrous; 1371187]When I asked if she liked the work, she frowned and said, 'Who could like this work? ' Same story we have all heard before: needs money, tried other jobs, no other way to make what she 'needs. '

Many providers obviously don't enjoy what they do, but they seem to think you don't realize it. I never met one who acted like she was absorbing some sort of punishment. Made me feel a little dirty, but hey, I only treated her the way I wish every woman would treat me. Mostly I felt pity and tipped $. I guess in her way she tried.

Just when you think you've seen everything in this game, something happens that you never could have imagined.[/QUOTE]FWIW, you made her comfortable enough to open up about her distaste instead of merely lying about it. Kudos to you for tipping extra for the situation and not the experience. I would like to think that I would have done the same in the situation.

Recently visited the above spa. Arrived a little before noon. No providers present. Met MMS. Mid 40's k girl. She is easy on the eyes for a woman her age. She provided TS (average) and massage (average) may repeat.

G-man

Why would you repeat if both were average from a 40s year old woman? If we become more selective, the providers will rise in quality.

[QUOTE=Galaxyman12; 1376577]Recently visited the above spa. Arrived a little before noon. No providers present. Met MMS. Mid 40's k girl. She is easy on the eyes for a woman her age. She provided TS (average) and massage (average) may repeat.

G-man[/QUOTE]

I apologize to sr members if I didn't use the search right but I am wondering if any one knows anything about the girls at Secret Temptation or Blue Gems. They have been advertising on BP about private viewing. Just curious if its just a glorified lap dance or NOVA finish as you all call it or can you negotiate more?

Any help?

Thanks

I saw an ad for The Gold Club aka Payaya last week so I thought they were open. So I swung by there expecting they were open. Sad to say they were still closed with a note on the door saying reopen Feb. 15. I saw upper door was open do I called and someone answered saying they reopen Feb. 25. I am wondering if this place will ever reopen? Will it be like last time or totally changed? Only time will tell.

Does anyone have any info on private viewing girls like the ones at blue gems or secret temtations? I'm just curious as to the deal with them?

[QUOTE=Hollywood2;1377124]Why would you repeat if both were average from a 40s year old woman? If we become more selective, the providers will rise in quality.[/QUOTE]We do not see many providers that age (40's) that are average to above average. She had a well built top end and the bottom end was well developed for an asian. Compared to whats been out there lately, not bad.

G-man

Started the day out stopping by Peach, closed! Moved on to Backlick Holistic, No luck there, we are busy come back in one hour! I said I just got off the phone with you WTF? So I leave and should have just went home, but the little head is thinking. So I stop

Prince Therapy. I get 40 maybe 50 something K lady, I thought she was moma! Turned out to by my girl, sorry don't recall her name, not worth remembering. She was nice and talked, but no curves, didn't undrape and hardly no roaming allowed. Kept saying

Va to strict, yeah you think! Standard Nova after some coaching 80 hr-40 tip! This Hobby is to expensive for bad service, Hope it gets better, tired of wasting money! Oh yeah no TS or stand up shower offered!

Be safe

I rarely ever visit the same place more than a few times, but there's a place in Reston that has become my ATF hands down! (no pun intended). My provider's name was Sue. PM me for location, it was a little hard to find at first. After greeted by MMS and led to a room, Sue walked in wearing a black skirt and a nice smile. Somewhat talkative, and nothing close to shy. Massage was firm but not too hard. Backwalking was amazing. Suddenly, firm hands transitioned into light fingers, and a whisper in my ear to flip. Top came down revealing nice Cs and roaming EVERYWHERE was encouraged as she got down to standard nova. Afterwards, helped me dress, said next time come back for full hour, will be better. Tipped her. 6. Will definitely repeat. Its rare to meet a provider like her who actually seemed to enjoy the session as much as I did.

WB

Has anyone been to Spa World in Centreville before? It's more of a family friendly place, not really an AMP or anything but I was wondering if anyone had any thoughts on it.

[QUOTE=Jpacs111;1379628]Has anyone been to Spa World in Centreville before? It's more of a family friendly place, not really an AMP or anything but I was wondering if anyone had any thoughts on it.[/QUOTE]A lot of the providers (+ Koreans, Asians, Russians, etc) like to go to Korean Spas (with their families or friends) , especially to the small ones around Annandale (not as family oriented or open to meet others). Years ago, after I became a steady customer with providers, they mentioned going to the spa (initially, I did not pick up the opportunity). Now, I ask them which Spas they like to visit and what days. If you have an interest to meet one of your providers outside, a spa, sushi or golf are the 3 best ways (avoid shopping) ; I use to go for dinner and overnight the second time, but I gave that up a while back because of the complications it created in my situation. Personally, I enjoy Spa World (you can get a massage & scrub in the men's pool area, or with a sheet over you without extras, from a woman upstairs). They have a web site if you are truly interested.

Saw BP ad for Vonax in Herndon earlier this week. Called on my way into town to determine if appointment was necessary and to get particulars about location. Contact was an English speaking male. Was given a good landmark for finding the location and was told to call when I arrived. I arrived and called as instructed and was told to wait a few minutes and he would call back. Waited in my car. About 10 minutes later, two Herndon police cruisers showed up, first scanning the cars in the parking lot and then parking in front of the establishment. I never received a call back. The location is next to a bar, so I don't know if this was a coincidence or not. I very casually pulled out of my parking space and left.

Anyone else have any intel?

Thanks,

Bb

[QUOTE=Bamboy; 1380533]Saw BP ad for Vonax in Herndon earlier this week. Called on my way into town to determine if appointment was necessary and to get particulars about location. Contact was an English speaking male. Was given a good landmark for finding the location and was told to call when I arrived. I arrived and called as instructed and was told to wait a few minutes and he would call back. Waited in my car. About 10 minutes later, two Herndon police cruisers showed up, first scanning the cars in the parking lot and then parking in front of the establishment. I never received a call back. The location is next to a bar, so I don't know if this was a coincidence or not. I very casually pulled out of my parking space and left.

Anyone else have any intel?

Thanks,

Bb[/QUOTE]Wow. Pretty scary.

[QUOTE=Bamboy; 1380533]Was given a good landmark for finding the location and was told to call when I arrived. I arrived and called as instructed and was told to wait a few minutes and he would call back. Waited in my car. About 10 minutes later, two Herndon police cruisers showed up, first scanning the cars in the parking lot and then parking in front of the establishment. I never received a call back. The location is next to a bar, so I don't know if this was a coincidence or not. I very casually pulled out of my parking space and left.

Anyone else have any intel?

Thanks,

Bb[/QUOTE]A similar odd experience occurred for me last week in Alexandria, only difference was a lady answered, and cruiser was one unmarked chevy.

The absurdity of these operations aside, my question is this (if anyone knows). My usual experience in the local AMPs is enter, chit chat briefly to the MMS to establish rapport and let them know I'm a "vet", a girl comes in, I hand over my $80, get my massage, and just chit chat and occasionally let them know when they're doing something I particularly like. Then:

A) they finish up and offer no extras (haven't had this in a while) in which case I might gesture a question and point to the areas I'd prefer they attend to before leaving, and they may or may not (or I may just leave)

B) they go on with their business and I leave happy

C) they ask if there's anything else that needs attention in which case I might gesture to the areas I'd like them to work on

Failing LEO busting in and observing some activity considered illegal, from the customer point of view what if any of these 3 scenarios is legally problematic?

And what are they really looking for if they're going to park in front of these places and not bust in hoping to find 5 minutes of potentially problematic activity in an hours worth of therapeutic massage?

For those that visit the "450" establishment above Panera, just a heads up: it seems like this place has been in the local online crime report twice in the last few weeks: one for a reported sexual assault on a female employee and another for unlicensed massage operation. The details are in the last two crime reports on FC News and Press.

I visited there on the last two Fridays. I did not post earlier as I was away for the weekend. Both visits were good. There are two ladies working there for now and both are quite good at what they do. While the shower is standup, it is through and with hot water, which is needed on these cold days. They know I like the sauna so they turn it up after collecting the fee so it is hot when I am finished with the shower. There are some new recordings in the canned music system which I kind of liked. Great massage with above average NOVA finish. Both make a point to say hello to me if I see the other girl. As always, a bottle of water on the way out the door completes the deal. Continue to recommend.

[QUOTE=Nocando;1380947]Wow. Pretty scary.[/QUOTE]I can't hold back. These are not massage girls, not K-girls, just hos working for a pimp. The same ass that answers the phone. Stay away from all of them. He is shit.

It is illegal for them (or you) to uncover the genitals in front of the other person. As soon as they see Mr Happy you have broken the law.

If they run in and see you with your stuff out they will assume there is prostitution going on and you will be charged with "frequenting a bawdy place".

You name and home address will be published in the newspaper and most likely you life will be ruined. Loos of security access, wife, family, home, all the rest. Even if you beat the charge the simple allegation is enough for you to lose the job and the security access if you have any.

If she is seen touching you below the waist or above the thigh then she is going to be charged with illicit acts. Probably no big thing for her but it could result in deportation. Again, not likely.

SO. When we do out thing we risk it all in the name of a good rub and tug!

Just be aware of all this when you go in and if caught in a bust quickly cover up if you can and deny, deny, deny everything. Better yet, remain silent and get ready for a bunch of grief and hassles.

Now, go forth and do great things! Be sure to post the results here!

JJ

[QUOTE=Bongo1212; 1381156]The absurdity of these operations aside, my question is this (if anyone knows). My usual experience in the local AMPs is enter, chit chat briefly to the MMS to establish rapport and let them know I'm a "vet", a girl comes in, I hand over my $80, get my massage, and just chit chat and occasionally let them know when they're doing something I particularly like. Then:

A) they finish up and offer no extras (haven't had this in a while) in which case I might gesture a question and point to the areas I'd prefer they attend to before leaving, and they may or may not (or I may just leave)

B) they go on with their business and I leave happy

C) they ask if there's anything else that needs attention in which case I might gesture to the areas I'd like them to work on

Failing LEO busting in and observing some activity considered illegal, from the customer point of view what if any of these 3 scenarios is legally problematic?

And what are they really looking for if they're going to park in front of these places and not bust in hoping to find 5 minutes of potentially problematic activity in an hours worth of therapeutic massage?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bamboy; 1380533]Saw BP ad for Vonax in Herndon earlier this week. Called on my way into town to determine if appointment was necessary and to get particulars about location. Contact was an English speaking male. Was given a good landmark for finding the location and was told to call when I arrived. I arrived and called as instructed and was told to wait a few minutes and he would call back. Waited in my car. About 10 minutes later, two Herndon police cruisers showed up, first scanning the cars in the parking lot and then parking in front of the establishment. I never received a call back. The location is next to a bar, so I don't know if this was a coincidence or not. I very casually pulled out of my parking space and left.

Anyone else have any intel?

Thanks,

Bb[/QUOTE]An "english speaking male" should have been your first red flag. I've been around since the days of New World Spa and GHS in downtown DC, and never have I encountered a male MMS. Ever.

[QUOTE=Volvos40;1381489]I can't hold back. These are not massage girls, not K-girls, just hos working for a pimp. The same ass that answers the phone. Stay away from all of them. He is shit.[/QUOTE]Here are my reports on the the D Bag, who's had a number of shady and rip-off operations. He tries to intimidate people, especially women who won't work for him, by posing as a cop.

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?9224-BackPage-Advertiser-Reviews&p=1194420&viewfull=1#post1194420[/url]

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3958-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=1130286&viewfull=1#post1130286[/url]

Follow the links in that second report. I posted his numbers in a very permanent place in '08. Scroll down to read his responses below my posts, where he tried to deflect my claims by writing that I was a meth-head hooker.

I'm amazed no one's put a 9 in the back of his head after all these years.

Spa Tao also calls itself Golden Palms and Dragon Spa. Current number is 571-405-0393. Pix are all fake.

Thanks for the posts on Spa Tao / Vonax. Based on the ad, I had expected that it wasn't a standard AMP, but I wasn't aware of any of the history.

Scumbag-ness notwithstanding, I still wonder whether uncle Leo's arrival was coincidental or not. From your descriptions, the individual in question doesn't seem likely to be helping his uncle out.

I went venturing out in MoCo a few days ago to try something new that I've read about here and there and I happened to catch a CL ad that peeked my interest.

I arrived and scoped out the new area as I've learned from my past mistakes. As I'm doing my thorough search, I see a happy monger dart into his truck and hauled away fast, so I knew that I was in the right place.

Very casual looking place that threw me off for a bit, but I pursued anyway. I didn't expect to meet providers that spoke perfect English, so I thought that they were legit. I needed a good massage anyway, so I stayed.

The front desk offered me a short lineup, and I pick the one that was hiding in a corner. They had no TS and the wait time was a bit too long, so I prepared myself and sat waiting.

I met Jen. About a 7, 5'5".140 lbs, pushup bra, great hips and ass. Half an hour for. 6, and an hour for. 9. I took the hour.

So-so massage. It was more of a bad rub than anything else. Half way into it and I tried my luck. To my success roaming definitely allowed, no questions asked. 40 mins into my back rub, and the flip.

No Upselling at all, nor DATY, FS, or BJ on the first meeting, YMMV, but I experienced Craig Lebo's ride without pen and a lot of play.

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?9224-BackPage-Advertiser-Reviews&p=1365547&viewfull=1#post1365547[/url]

In all, something different and might repeat. My only real issue was leaving a tip. She didn't ask for one, and I didn't know what was best so I left. 4 and hauled away fast. I felt like I was there for too long.

As I hauled away, the front desk informed me that normal customers try to leave $$ or more as a tip. That made me feel much better.

I'll have to find a better medium between Kellie Sue and Benjamin Franklin. I miss the affordable days.

I know that I will be "properly educated" by our more senior members here when I post this, I probably should have read a little more before taking that on.

Be safe, stay far away from Kellie Sue, and happy mongering.

Peach is closed and my other favs, so last resort was BWT. I usually see May but she has left. I was hosted by Mindy, mid-30s average figure, older-looking face. Table shower was average, not as much attention to the boys as I like with the slippery soap and hands. | (Sigh) where are you Yoyo? | At any rate, she proceeded to give me a very good hard massage, with some of the best backwalking that I have experienced (not for the softies). But no teasing of the jewels from behind as I prefer. On the flip side, an average but unspectacular NOVA finish with free roaming of the hands allowed but no tonguing allowed. She seemed happy with standard tip, so a bit diffferent from what I have encountered recently

Hit Rain formally Castle after BP provider flaked. TS is gone. Cookie provided no choice for massage strength or use of lotion / oil. Kept everything covered and discouraged roaming. I had to be extremely persistent to get the finish I expected, more so than any previous AMP visit anywhere. 5-0 must be crackin' down. Will not return.

I stopped by to see Vicki earlier. Great service as reported.

8 for an hour which included a TS, back walking (which was GREAT!) , free roaming allowed, and standard NOVA finish.

An 8 for a very nice body, very nice, but a 6ish for her face. She was a bit older, but I really didn't mind.

I donated a standard tip and left with a smile.

Happy mongering.

So when I'm not hitting my weekly regular (don't ask!) I like seeing Jennifer over at Bay Spa in Annandale.

Very nice full service massage that includes back walking & hot towel massage. My hour always seems to go over and I'm never rushed out. I've written about her before and I don't get to see her that much anymore, but with all the bad reviews out there and spa closings all over the place, I just wanted to reiterate, you guys won't go wrong here!

Be safe,
MnV

Despite warnings and the reports of others, I tried Swan the other night in a fit of Loudoun County desperation. Not even NoVa finish. I don't get the logic here or what line is not being crossed: she teased, tickled, poked and prodded every inch of me, played with my ass for a bizarre amount of time, but only brushed my tool every once in a while. Accidentally. I actually put her hands on me to encourage, but she just smiled and shook her head. ? Gave me a frequent customer stamp card. Buy 10 get one free?. But can't see the investment paying off, even though they're close and Loudoun is a desert.

[QUOTE=SWCruiser;1388048]Despite warnings and the reports of others, I tried Swan the other night in a fit of Loudoun County desperation. Not even NoVa finish. I don't get the logic here or what line is not being crossed: she teased, tickled, poked and prodded every inch of me, played with my ass for a bizarre amount of time, but only brushed my tool every once in a while. Accidentally. I actually put her hands on me to encourage, but she just smiled and shook her head. ? Gave me a frequent customer stamp card. Buy 10 get one free?. But can't see the investment paying off, even though they're close and Loudoun is a desert.[/QUOTE]I drove by there yesterday afternoon, and saw the door open from the highway. I pulled in the driveway and went up the stairs. I rang the bell and waited for about two minutes and no one answered. I decided my time was more valuable to me so I departed the scene. From the above report it was probably a wise choice. I proceeded down Beauregard to Landmark and to Liberty, also known as Lime. It is located on Beauregard on the right just before LRT, next to the 7/11. I went for the half hour for. 6. Mamasan scrubs you down (best part of the session). I had Anna. Nice looking, said she was 23 years old. She will kiss you all over for about a minute then calls for the flip. She the starts the tug and pops out the girls. Asked for other items but seems she only does the tug. I give her a 7 in looks, and 7 on performance. She doesn't help you dress. Gave her an appropriate tip.