Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Power Tool]I think I could come close to Ilapp Top 2...

As far as finding a FF Virgin or Ilapp Virgin, let alone one that is a member of both clubs..that is truly a Mission Impossible.[/QUOTE]

Pretty sure I would lose if we bet, although I would bet other than blabbing in a drunken haze to a few others here, I will concede you might be the only man alive who would know #1(perhaps because it was your #1 too)- #2 would be interesting to see if you get-

To FF: Since I do not have your affection, or is it an affliction actually, for freckles, I seldom notice a few here and there on the same palette you would try to connect the dots on. You have recently chastised me for not informing you of the freckles on a girl I am very fond of, like I was holding out on you, but I swear in the times I have seen her I never thought of her as freckled, more porcelain in fact. (guess I wasn't looking in the right spots) And now I know you will be upset with me again, but my old tired memory seems to recall perhaps just a few freckles on both of the top two.
From some of the pics you have sent me of past ideals, they would in no way qualify, but it would seem your mandatory freckle count for them to make the grade would be reducing with time.

[QUOTE=Ilapp]Pretty sure I would lose if we bet, although I would bet other than blabbing in a drunken haze to a few others here, I will concede you might be the only man alive who would know #1(perhaps because it was your #1 too)- #2 would be interesting to see if you get-

To FF: Since I do not have your affection, or is it an affliction actually, for freckles, I seldom notice a few here and there on the same palette you would try to connect the dots on. You have recently chastised me for not informing you of the freckles on a girl I am very fond of, like I was holding out on you, but I swear in the times I have seen her I never thought of her as freckled, more porcelain in fact. (guess I wasn't looking in the right spots) And now I know you will be upset with me again, but my old tired memory seems to recall perhaps just a few freckles on both of the top two.
From some of the pics you have sent me of past ideals, they would in no way qualify, but it would seem your mandatory freckle count for them to make the grade would be reducing with time.[/QUOTE]I'm pretty sure my ATF is one of your top 5. Is she #2?

[QUOTE=Ilapp]
To FF: From some of the pics you have sent me of past ideals, they would in no way qualify, but it would seem your mandatory freckle count for them to make the grade would be reducing with time.[/QUOTE]


Yes my friend my count is faltering. It is so rare a sight to find them covered in freckles that I have allowed myself to try and find at least some freckles or even a mole or two. This only happens when I really need a freckle fix. Alas I have searched, found some and turned down by most. I will keep trying.

In my search I have found many. Some I have met others I have not. I have decided to share a few with my friends. So take a look and weep. As I long to have an orgy with all, but lo, I realize this is only a dream.

Only two of the ladies I have met.
"Hot2" was a dancer at Cheetahs is WPB. No longer dancing, not in the biz.
"Stephanie12" was an escort in the NW. She dropped out a couple of years ago. I did have the pleasure of connecting her dots while she was in St Louis.
"Allison1" Is a the well known porn star Allison Wyte. She is now available for dating services. Some of her reviews can be seen one of the top two well known review boards.
"Heather Carolin50" is a playboy, internet star. I don't know her.

The rest are just some pictures of some ideal freckled beautiful women that I have never met.

Hope this helps clarify these beautiful women and my connection to them.

FF

PS If you see one like these and do not tell me, may your member grow short and stubby.

[QUOTE=Handfulofwheel]I'm pretty sure my ATF is one of your top 5. Is she #2?[/QUOTE]

I certainly understand your fondness for her, and I guess since these days I see her more than any other provider it is a close call and that fact might belie what I am going to say but I think I have her at #4 or 5 for 2009. Considering that both 1 and 2 have retired at this point in time her position for 2010 is moving up, and honestly, if I were going to pick one provider that I would want as a real girlfriend, she is hands down #1. As a matter of fact she is #1 in 2010 at this point in time, and isn't it the greatest of shames that we can't speak her name- or maybe not so we can keep her more for ourselves- but unfortunately her business does suffer-I guess we should move this discussion to the other thread-

Dear Fellow Local Hobbyists:

Out-of-towner here, and I have been RTFF for a bit. In your opinion, which would be the one (A)MP to patronize for just a nice R&T, a decent finale to a long working day, for a tired traveler who has just one night to play in your fair city?

In return, should any of you be traveling to the San Diego, CA or Baltimore, MD, areas I will be happy to help you out to the best of my abilities.

Conn.

Seems like the pickings are slim or everyone has decided to pack it in these days. Me I can't quit my addiction so here are the three latest and hopefully can save you the hard earned cash we all make and don't want to throw away.

Bella Spa- opened yesterday- took the 1/2 hour. 4 option with mamasan 8 on a scale of 10 who also owns a couple of other establishments west of the city. She is extremely careful as one was busted shut down and reopened.

Past experience was excellent, but she was much to cautious and no offerings. Will not revisit. Until new girls set in and the heat gets fixed.

Jade offering off RR Road.. Met with young Anna- well worth the treat. Looks a 6

Massage an 8, and you know the drill- PM me if you need to know more. She was a very nice suprise

S 31. Wallmart- posted before- new girls very accomodating.

Happy hunting.

Went down to Columbus to try out the newly advertised in Craigslist massage place in Columbus. So-So lookers and dressed very conservatively so I wasn't hoping for much, but a competent massage was given. No shower, or there is a shower but the room is about 40 degrees. So no shower really.

Pretty well draped the entire time. She did pull the sheet back to massage the rear. On the flip, she starts to do a soft touch massage which felt really good. Junior came to full attention. She then starts on the legs pushing the drape back onto junior so she could reach my hips, with the occasional brush by. She then does the other hip and bunches the towel up on me, which was at full attention.

So I ask if I can remove the towel? She asks if I tip. I say "hell ya". $60 got me a great HJ and she took her time. Was there over an hour. Brought me close several times and then stopped and did it another way. It was really nice. Too bad Leo are probably going to shut down this place in short order, knowing Columbus like I do. My report probably won't help.

Also, went to the place on 38th and Shadeland. Girl was dressed the part in a short skirt, but she had this mole on her eyebrow which was pretty distracting. They were also watching some religious program on the TV's in there, which I though was kind of weird.

The girl gave me a half-ass massage and on the flip, nothing. After 45 minutes, she said times up. I said bullshit, it's only been 45 minutes, but she said that an Asian massage is only 45 minutes. Yea right. She asked for a tip, so I gave her $10 which she wasn't very happy about. But that's what you get for poor service. So that place is not recommended by me.

Greetings from Cali,

I must say you are a man of good taste when it comes to females. I just came across your pics and said to myself wow those are some fine lades and I thought I'd enquire and tell you I also have the red fever and can't get enough beutiful redheads. I also saw alyson wytes add here in los angeles copied her # along with soom pics but unfortunatly I had to leave town on buisness, and upon my return I searched for her adds for like 2 days but they where gone, but I have met a cute strawberry freckle faced blond/redhead with carpet to match the drapes and shes alot of fun. If you have any intel on alyson send me a pm. And if your ever in Cali I'm in the process of getting some redhead providers added to my done list, and there all under 24 yrs. Need to keep adding those freckles.

Safe hunting.

Assgrinder,

You didn't miss anything from mimi. I would say that your lucky that you didn't get the Alcohol spray bottle treatment. I got poor service from her a couple of weeks ago. That place will have a good run of girls that provide a good service, but every once in awhile they will get someone like her. I would say give that place a try again after mimi with the mole leaves. The dude told me that he does have a new girl, but I have not seen her yet.

I will not refer just yet to either place nor person, because my report should be/will be merely a follow up or addendum to another. And although my experience was both very similar it was also very different, but really all I did was answer the phone say" Yes Sir, I will do that right away Sir, and thank-you Sir" . I will say it is rather disheartening that in my own town and in my own haunts, it takes an out of towner barely here for 12 hours to lead me to the best local amp experience I have had in quite a while. All that and he is younger than me to boot, albeit, only by a couple of years, and though we didn't know it at the time we grew up just a few miles from each other, southern IN boys till the end. My friend and apparently my mentor should move sections in his vocational calling and be a guide instead of a vendor, cause he has consistently put me on to great finds both across IN and a couple of other states. As he said when I told him I really owed him one, if he could collect for every time he's heard that he would be rather well off, guess he'll have to settle for a beer , actually this was worth more than one.

[QUOTE=Ilapp]I will not refer just yet to either place nor person, because my report should be/will be merely a follow up or addendum to another.

When I get back and I'm not as tired as now, you all will enjoy my find.

I have not been to Lilly's lately, Is anything or anyone new there?

PM me if you like.

Heritage

I will say right away I'm not even gonna try to compete with some of you Hemingway's.
After being stood up the night before from you know who, I thought a call to M would help. Well no answer after several tries. Humm, think now. Where to go with my time constraints today. Ahhh lets head south to the numberd streets. Came across a Village of sorts with foreign speaking king, I asked if any new slaves with big brown slant eyes have arrived. Yes yes come in you pay, new girl. 8 English words in a row that I could understand, I can see why he's king. So off to the room after 70 donation. Wasn't gonna take the "mole" so when the door opend a giggling young beauty was standing before me. She started rubbing my ass slowly and seemingly like she knew why I was there, asked how I like my massage, I said whatever you call what your doing is how I like my massage. She said, oh soft. Damn just thinking about that makes me want to make another trip back. What a face, like an angel, and that additude, I know I've been around it before but can't put my finger on it. Then it hit me, she's just like DD! You guys remember her.
Anyway after I could not take anymore of the seductive teasing of her hands and that long hair going up and down my back I had to turn over. She giggled again looking down at me (I knew then why she was giggling so much, my balls were probably still blue) She leaned over and gave me a very soft kiss and wisperd "what you want" OMG! EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING! You got condom? YES! YES! YES! It was on and all good, almost to good. She seemed to enjoy as much as me. I left a bill with her upon leaving which she seemed happy with and gave me a hug and helped with my clothes. I felt like I should have left more, I've never felt that notion before. She said today was her first day in Indiana and I was her first customer. If I had time I would have been her second as well. I said I will send some friends her way.
I called ILAPP (thus his last post) to hook him up. Now for you guys. Her name is.......(youpmnow)

There isn't a lot to add other than mine was different due to the way we started, and in addition I had not only the soft massage but a more therapeutic one also and it was excellent. Cute, I am sure way older than I think but that doesn't matter because to me she was young, giggly, playful, very sweet and just plain nice. My thought was exactly the same, I tipped once and by the time I was leaving I felt I should tip again, that kind of says it all about the overall experience, which in that dump is kind of impressive, although in fairness some of my best amp times since "R" have been there, just depends on who is there, and that is why timing is everything, you can't just quit going because you never know when you might find something interesting. More details available by pm. I was beginning to think TN went back so many times before leaving he had sent the poor girl packing and there was nothing for him to say- I was glad to let it ride podner. See you soon and this time your money is no good for more than just one round. Besides, by then I am sure I will need you to bird dog something new for me since you are so good at it.

[QUOTE=Ilapp]I was glad to let it ride podner. See you soon and this time your money is no good for more than just one round. Besides, by then I am sure I will need you to bird dog something new for me since you are so good at it.[/QUOTE]

Does anyone else think that the moderator should add a new forum topic titled, "Man Love" for you two to talk about how much you appreciate and respect one another...Jeesh, I feel dirty. (or maybe a little jealous)