Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=DucheNozzle;1561498]You have my ok- or maybe they see fit that I defend myself against packs of vermin like you just grouped yourself into. Apparently you don't have the brains to figure out why you and anyone else you know who drops $30 at Mons leaves with blue balls and this lack of creativity is why you never made it big in this life.[/QUOTE]DoucheNozzle, you certainly do make a lot of assumptions about the good people on this board, their income / wealth and their mongering practices.

You asked me in another post why I waited until now to call you out. That is because I don't make assumptions. You made a statement that I know, for fact, to be pure fantasy.

And that is my last statement in this discussion or toward you at all, until your next statement that I know to be untrue.

But one more thing. Mr. Redner does read this board. I'm pretty sure he will not appreciate your libelous statements linking him and his business activities to organized crime.

[QUOTE=DucheNozzle;1561153]What is it that separates me from any other anonymous poster that you can discern be / s and not the many others that surely embellish their experiences? .[/QUOTE]My response to your post has nothing to do with you or be it any other person who would make such a statement.

My response was because you made comments about activity in a specific strip club where I know, for a fact, such activity is not tolerated and, on the rare occasion that it does happen, the dancer (s) involved are dismissed and the customer is ejected, banned and trespassed.

I responded because I am willing to bet that I have more behind the scenes knowledge of the operations of every Tampa, Pinellas and Pasco strip clubs than anyone else on this board. And since this board is used by people looking for "extras" in the strip clubs, for the most part, I didn't want some newbie who has never been to Mons to go there and figure they'd use the "DoucheNozzle Plan of Action" and end up getting their ass kicked by club security.

After reading all these battling posts. I forgot what thread I was reading. Let's get back on track ok?

The only strip clubs that I remember getting regular in house service was 7 seas and The Tanga. Back in early 80's, the space ship at 2001 was pretty active. I have never seen anything at Mons (though, honestly, I usually spend my time looking at the babes on stage. Not watching other's lap dances ). As far as extras. I have been offered take out at every club (including Mons) though the services were so overpriced. I just laughed and went back to watching the dancers. So, for those new to the Tampa clubs. There are the ones mentioned here that provide extras in VIP rooms. The other, well, probably not. Though I'm not saying that you wouldn't enjoy the trip.

[QUOTE=DucheNozzle;1561498]You have my ok- or maybe they see fit that I defend myself against packs of vermin like you just grouped yourself into. Apparently you don't have the brains to figure out why you and anyone else you know who drops $30 at Mons leaves with blue balls and this lack of creativity is why you never made it big in this life.[/QUOTE]I hate Mons Venus, prefer YS or 2001, And I NEVER leave with blue balls. As much as I love strip clubs, I sure as hell wouldn't call having known Joe Redner or having some so called mob connection making it big in life. Your comments just reflect how immature you are.

[QUOTE=Pink Chaser;1562125]I hate Mons Venus, prefer YS or 2001, And I NEVER leave with blue balls. As much as I love strip clubs, I sure as hell wouldn't call having known Joe Redner or having some so called mob connection making it big in life. Your comments just reflect how immature you are.[/QUOTE]On second though eating her out onstage was on impulse. I tried a mini cam but couldn't get it to work so sent it back maybe you have ideas so I can film it. But yeah the coffee tables up by the lap dance area is where it has to be done and it will save me money I'll just tip three hos to cover us.

Thanks for helping me refine the planning stages.

He is the face of the mob the ones you never see, erase records etc. Pat Matassini was the guy out front before Joe and when Pat started opening nude bars up and down Hillsborough ave, well the guy is crazy a girl couldn't work for him unless he tested the merchandise so Joe started cleaning up the business.

Pat was well into his 60's he was still getting in serious fights. Last time I saw him at the bowling alley his hand was busted up I guess he missed the guy. I forget how rough these joints were. Today its no wonder the girls roll all over you nintendo pac man generation soft boys.

Just have to wait another year to execute it. I just reminded myself in a reply of some PMs inquiring what babes I see and honestly I said I had to keep a few UTR got effed up on a sweety Crystal back in August when I was the first one to hit it. Saw her first post on BP and ran out to see her two hours later. Come back and post it here and just tossed in the fact the pics were wrong but so what? The instant you walked in the door you forgot that crap but some idiot here goes to see her, stands at the door intimidating her saying she should refund him money for his wasted trip like what a genius coming up with such a plot.

Only thing I can guess is he fit into the 47% population of blood suckers looking for a hand out. Well you can imagine on my second trip to see her I just missed this episode and she was visibly shaken and since I got tossed in the middle for posting here and whomever it was could only know that fact from being a lurker or my suspicion a senior more like sneor for mexican low life it effed me up with her.

When our first meet was over the hour now it was cut short. So yeah thats why most caca posted here is fantasy and the real stuff gets trashed with whatever info picked off here these miscreants can use to quench their unending misogynists impulse to trash women by raping them on the price.

Majority of posts by seniors is a sadistic ploy to send you out to see garbage as they get their kicks cause they can afford jack. There have been fine ladies mentioned but once and quickly get buried beneath crappy posts trying to bait you to get scammed by BS.

[QUOTE=Mike Wazowski; 1561987]My response to your post has nothing to do with you or be it any other person who would make such a statement.

My response was because you made comments about activity in a specific strip club where I know, for a fact, such activity is not tolerated and, on the rare occasion that it does happen, the dancer (s) involved are dismissed and the customer is ejected, banned and trespassed.

I responded because I am willing to bet that I have more behind the scenes knowledge of the operations of every Tampa, Pinellas and Pasco strip clubs than anyone else on this board. And since this board is used by people looking for "extras" in the strip clubs, for the most part, I didn't want some newbie who has never been to Mons to go there and figure they'd use the "DoucheNozzle Plan of Action" and end up getting their ass kicked by club security.[/QUOTE]Well said. Setting realistic expectation can help many newbies and any potential trouble.

Thanks Guys.

A bit of a tangent from my original post.

I never assume a strip club is a massage parlour, but I certainly hope to have a good wonderful lapdance with a bit of boob squeezing and tushy squeezing.

I certainly won't sound like a local with my neutral accent, so the girs shouldn't assume I'm a cop, but just a visitor looking for a good time with VFM.

I like friendly good-looking girls, no pushiness or attitude.

[QUOTE=Pervo; 1558845]I will be visiting Tampa, coming from an area without contact of any sort with dancers.

In LA, a dancer told me it wasn't too comfortable for her to rub her ass against my pants with a belt holding them up.

In the LV section of this guide, some members have mentioned that wearing sweatpants is the thing to do "for her benefit".[/QUOTE]I've been denied entrance to some clubs due to my sweatpants.

Any recommendations? Jeans and khakis are too thick and now the weather is getting too cold for shorts.

Looks like this thread has been hijacked for a bit. So why don't we go back to talking about our favorite strip clubs and random musings about our clubs? Recently, I have been getting the constant upsell for a "double" dance with two dancers at once at various clubs like YS. Generally, I don't like the double dance at it always seems to come up short to expectations. Does anybody prefer them?

[QUOTE=J Fox; 1563657]I've been denied entrance to some clubs due to my sweatpants.

Any recommendations? Jeans and khakis are too thick and now the weather is getting too cold for shorts.[/QUOTE]Basketball shorts work best and have never been turned away for that. As for being too cold, you have to sometimes just suffer for what you want. LOL.

[QUOTE=Bdoadult;1566890]Looks like this thread has been hijacked for a bit. So why don't we go back to talking about our favorite strip clubs and random musings about our clubs? Recently, I have been getting the constant upsell for a "double" dance with two dancers at once at various clubs like YS. Generally, I don't like the double dance at it always seems to come up short to expectations. Does anybody prefer them?[/QUOTE]Definitely agree. Double the money and often no more fun. Also a tipping problem. I had a double where I got more attention from one of the two girls. But it felt awkward to give her a lot more than the other girl. After that just decided to avoid doubles. Probably will do so until the next time the small head decides a double will be fun (despite memories to the contrary) and overrides the big head.

Anybody have good double experiences?

[QUOTE=Zipman;1568129]Anybody have good double experiences?[/QUOTE]Tried it, but I'd much rather have one good dancer than two mediocre ones. Seems like the ones that try to talk you into doubles just want an excuse to do half the work and not get as intimate with you. I prefer intimate.

This visit was on a recent weekday night around 10pm. Attendance was pretty low, maybe a dozen or so customers.

It looked like oldies night as most of the patrons were pushing 5 decades or more, so I felt right at home.

The smoke factor was the lowest I have experienced for a while. Did they upgrade the air handling system?

Table side, a couple dancers sat down for a brief chat but gave me some space as I had just arrived and said they would check back later.

A little more hanging out and Jazzy sits down, she seems a little flakey at first so I did not get too involved but as we talked she was very touchy feely. When the subject of dances came up she of course told me she likes lots of close contact and hers were the best. I told her I have heard that before. However her petting, snuggling and hand holding made me think of small dreams of YS past.

Jazzy has a spinner body and a somewhat exotic look, she said she was American Indian, Japanese and Puerto Rican mix.

I liked her long black hair, pretty face, legs and nicely proportioned rear, BTW she smelled great too.

In the VIP the first dance was going my way so I upgraded to a Benjamin's worth of dances which she handled handily.

As my songs were ending I had a happy feeling about my choice for this night.

I noticed another spinner latin looking girl, Violet, she had a little more booty going on and more on top.

She was physically my 1st preference but I will have to check her out next time. Any PM's about Violet appreciated.