Grand Rapids Pugilistic Society

This might cause some backlash so I'm putting this post here. This gives some explanation of how to get off my list of Frenz.

Benz, may I please get the password for Curly Sue. She sounds like fun. Ill be back from Vegas Wednesday.

Thanks for all your reports on USA.

Your recent redaction keeps me from giving you her password. When a provider receives a password they think they are speaking to one of my friends. My friends don't make angry posts.

The password is for speaking openly about services and prices.

Curly Sue is on STG. You can contact her anytime.

I kept his name off this post because I truly believe mongers and providers all need a chance to hone our skills on both sides. Becoming a senior monger without getting angry on this forum is not always easy. Let's keep it on the right page. The Pugilist page.

My plumber. Seriously?! Reviews like this drive me insane. If you think you are protecting yourself your are wrong. Your are just sounding like an idiot and giving plumbers a bad name. What plumber would be friends with someone who talks like that? That is all.

"Curly Sue.

I am far behind o and writing what my friends are doing in GR.

My plumber had a his 2nd visit with Curly Sue. He said that she is such a sweet hart and that if you treated her right she will treat you right. Both times he met her was at her house and that it was a quite dead end street near down town. Me mentioned that the things that she can do with her mouth are almost magical. She can make things just disappear. That sounded like it my plumber was planing on visiting her often. Prices are reasonable for the service he was getting and the Pics are accurate. He said nobody should be missing out on her.

[URL]http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com[/URL] O /051642208090".

[QUOTE=UtrGuy;4880815]My plumber. Seriously?! . . .[/QUOTE]LOL. I also find it silly to use "roses", or "dream" or refer to money like $. 5. Who are you fooling? Just type 150. Having said that, if you read enough of these boards (some cities more than others) you get use to these nonsensical terms and start using them. For example I hate the term "monger" yet I find myself using it because others do.

But the plumber thing is new. I suggest from now on all reviews need written as if they came from Ron Burgandy:

Ron happened upon this friendly lady on the street corner. She must have had a dry cleaning mixup as her skirt and top appeared to be a couple sizes too small for her voluptuous body. They were also little worn and raggedy upon closer inspection. It was a cool night, so Ron offered the warmth of his car with heated Corinthian leather seats. Immediately upon entering, she fell victim to his seduction due to his Sex Panther cologne. Studies have shown 60% of the time it works EVERY TIME. Things escalated quickly. Not one to kiss and tell, Ron said their romantic rendezvous was just a fleeting moment, two lost souls that found comfort in fellatio and hand play that he found to be a little more aggressive than he'd like, but was better than being scratched by her broken front teeth. Ever the gentleman, Ron gave her $50 to get some new clothes before dropping her off at another corner where her father was waiting. Ron found it odd that her Daddy didn't appear to be that much older than her, and of a different race. But as they say "When In Rome".

Stay classy GR!

Besides the obvious Forum posts that we all see I get an awful lot of PMs asking me questions that are easily found out by the person asking them. A provider whose been reviewed on the Forum almost every third day Most of those posts with links why do I need to give you her digits? To some degree I get this, but it's also annoying when somebody ask me for up charge rates for certain services. I guess you want to know approximately what she charges but in a lot of cases I've been seeing these girls for years and I'm not going to share what I'm paying When I know it's a discounted rate. And a lot of cases I don't even know what the girl charges a new client. But the best ones are the ones that reference a post I made and then ask me questions that are clearly stated in the post that they referred to. That is the height of lazy. I love this forum for exchanging information and I am all for exchanging information with people. But it is on all of us to do a little bit of our own leg work as well I do not expect to be spoon-fed every little aspect of information on a provider like their link their prices and what Their service list is when it's clearly in their ad. If you can't spend a few minutes looking through a couple pages of posts on the Forum or use the search feature what makes you think I'm going to hand this all to you on a platter. This isn't McDonalds. You don't just drive up to the window and order a nice hot blond and pay a dollar fifty for your Happy Meal? You might actually have to read a few pages of posts and then go look at a few links and get some of your information. Or a novel idea, actually call the girl or text her and ask her what her rates are and see if they're close to what you want to pay. This may come as a shock to you but that's how I get most of my information. Utr is obviously the exception to this rule.

[QUOTE=Monger01;4969137]Besides the obvious Forum posts that we all see I get an awful lot of PMs asking me questions that are easily found out by the person asking them. A provider whose been reviewed on the Forum almost every third day Most of those posts with links why do I need to give you her digits? To some degree I get this, but it's also annoying when somebody ask me for up charge rates for certain services. I guess you want to know approximately what she charges but in a lot of cases I've been seeing these girls for years and I'm not going to share what I'm paying When I know it's a discounted rate. And a lot of cases I don't even know what the girl charges a new client. But the best ones are the ones that reference a post I made and then ask me questions that are clearly stated in the post that they referred to. That is the height of lazy. I love this forum for exchanging information and I am all for exchanging information with people. But it is on all of us to do a little bit of our own leg work as well I do not expect to be spoon-fed every little aspect of information on a provider like their link their prices and what Their service list is when it's clearly in their ad. If you can't spend a few minutes looking through a couple pages of posts on the Forum or use the search feature what makes you think I'm going to hand this all to you on a platter. This isn't McDonalds. You don't just drive up to the window and order a nice hot blond and pay a dollar fifty for your Happy Meal? You might actually have to read a few pages of posts and then go look at a few links and get some of your information. Or a novel idea, actually call the girl or text her and ask her what her rates are and see if they're close to what you want to pay. This may come as a shock to you but that's how I get most of my information. Utr is obviously the exception to this rule.[/QUOTE]If I had a nickel.

I'm with you Monger01. I get sick of it too even though I'm probably guilty of spoon feeding too often. The truth of the matter is some guys aren't lazy, they're just stupid. Ignorant is too kind. When will guys learn it takes more effort to post a question than it does to do a simple search and find your own answer immediately? I mean if they don't know how to scroll down (or God forbid look at the next page) how do expect them to see a posted reply that might not come until a day or two later? There was one mind blowing example today where a respected senior member was too nice in his reply when he should have kept it as RTFF (read the f*ing forum).

Maybe some folks are easily confused with things like computers, the internet, or how this Ed Sullivan fellow appears in his family room via a magic box. But yet, somehow they managed to find plenty of escort websites and made it this far to join this forum? Baffling. But I'm all for helping, but it should be like math. Don't just ask for the answer, ask how to solve the problem.

Wow I just stumbled on to this page. OK - no more female plumber ass crack dreams for me. Good night gents.

Yeah I got messages can I get phone number, password, what's the rate? Even asked me for their social media info! I realized I just need to keep that info top secret. I'm taking all my nickels in to that change machine in meijers!! Cha Ching!!

[QUOTE=PrivateParts;4969449]I'm with you Monger01. I get sick of it too even though I'm probably guilty of spoon feeding too often. The truth of the matter is some guys aren't lazy, they're just stupid. Ignorant is too kind. When will guys learn it takes more effort to post a question than it does to do a simple search and find your own answer immediately? I mean if they don't know how to scroll down (or God forbid look at the next page) how do expect them to see a posted reply that might not come until a day or two later? There was one mind blowing example today where a respected senior member was too nice in his reply when he should have kept it as RTFF (read the f*ing forum).

Maybe some folks are easily confused with things like computers, the internet, or how this Ed Sullivan fellow appears in his family room via a magic box. But yet, somehow they managed to find plenty of escort websites and made it this far to join this forum? Baffling. But I'm all for helping, but it should be like math. Don't just ask for the answer, ask how to solve the problem.[/QUOTE]Rtff.

I took it down within my hour to edit. I edit often, I read what I wrote and it could have been misunderstood as rude. There is no polite why to say RTFF. As we see and experience the laziest people I often refer to as millennials weather they are or not, we have to deal with it here too not just in the work place.

A few years ago new members were being attacked frequently on this Grand Rapids site for asking for everything and not working with us to create a better community.

A2 brought it to our attention, senior members are the minority, lurkers are the majority and new members fall in-between. We need them to help sustain the site. All of us are part of a unique ecosystem. If it wasn't for the lurkers and newbies we wouldn't have this site working for any of us.

A2 wants us to be nice, not always accommodating but politely say RTFF. Hard for me to do but it's necessary for us to encourage newbies to participate.

A hat tipo to Private Parts for creating and monitoring The New Member Guide. The guide has given us a polite why to say I'm not holding your hand but I will guide you through. It would have been nice for all of us to have that guidance in the beginning.

Encourage and train the newbies and we will have a better team in the long run.

Unfortunately the millennials are getting better at doing nothing but jerking off while we do the work.

Just keep encouraging them to use the tools created by our team. Primarily The New Member Guide.

Thank you Private Parts and all those who contribute to the New Member Guide and every other area of usasexguide.

Okay. Enough is enough. I've been reading a lot about this Ivy, her hand issue, the lawsuit that she could have had, and so on and so forth. The issue with everyone posting about her is that. No ONE has given a new and recent (like in the last week of how she is in person since her return?) You know like personal details and so on. If none of you are going to take the leap for the team? Then stop talking about her, because your just wasting our time, when we read the new post on the board. Either sh*t, or get off the pot? I hope that, I don't get dinged for this but I'm getting tired of guys asking about her without manning up and taking a leap like the rest of us have! For the love. Just do it already and stop talking about her and asking about her. Good grief! So many guys ask about someone, without giving any info back at all. I might be fairly new to this site, but I've been a monger for years. I'm tired of lazy people asking for info, to find out they haven't shared anything at all. That's not how this site works. I have used this site the entire time I have been a monger, and it has paid off huge.

It's all about give and take. Not just ask, ask, ask, ask. We all learn from each other.

[QUOTE=ChadAdler;4991555]Search for "Barbie" using the "Search Forum" feature on the main Grand Rapids page, not this Escort section. You'll find many reviews going years back, mostly in the old Backpage thread.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DutchMon356;4992156]Okay. Enough is enough. I've been reading a lot about this Ivy, her hand issue, the lawsuit that she could have had, and so on and so forth. The issue with everyone posting about her is that. No ONE has given a new and recent (like in the last week of how she is in person since her return?) You know like personal details and so on. If none of you are going to take the leap for the team? Then stop talking about her, because your just wasting our time, when we read the new post on the board. Either sh*t, or get off the pot? I hope that, I don't get dinged for this but I'm getting tired of guys asking about her without manning up and taking a leap like the rest of us have! For the love. Just do it already and stop talking about her and asking about her. Good grief! So many guys ask about someone, without giving any info back at all. I might be fairly new to this site, but I've been a monger for years. I'm tired of lazy people asking for info, to find out they haven't shared anything at all. That's not how this site works. I have used this site the entire time I have been a monger, and it has paid off huge.

It's all about give and take. Not just ask, ask, ask, ask. We all learn from each other.[/QUOTE]Blah Blah Blah. Does this mean you've seen her in the last two weeks? Was she surrounded by guys in her car? Robbed? Weak in the knees?

Please don't be beating on people unless you know something we don't.

In other words, did you sh* or did you get off the pot?

Full disclosure. I have never seen Ivy / Barbie, but have made a few unsuccessful runs at her.

Not to distract from the Ivy Intrigue, but I just read a hilarious whine, in the massage section, where a guy complained about another guy adding his " unasked 2 cents" by adding his unasked 2 cents! Fucking Junior High Hilarity!

A Monger Forum Classic! Kudos Sir!

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;4993725]Not to distract from the Ivy Intrigue, but I just read a hilarious whine, in the massage section, where a guy complained about another guy adding his " unasked 2 cents" by adding his unasked 2 cents! Fucking Junior High Hilarity!

A Monger Forum Classic! Kudos Sir![/QUOTE]Feel free to use my name, I was waiting for one off his ass sniffers to pop off, and you didn't fail, why don't you argue to point I was referring too, BTW he got something to say let him answer you his desiginated mouth piece?

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;4993725]Not to distract from the Ivy Intrigue, but I just read a hilarious whine, in the massage section, where a guy complained about another guy adding his " unasked 2 cents" by adding his unasked 2 cents! Fucking Junior High Hilarity!

A Monger Forum Classic! Kudos Sir![/QUOTE]The best way to handle an ignorant ignoramus is to ignore them. Then quietly laugh at their lousy spelling and grammar.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;4993725]Not to distract from the Ivy Intrigue, but I just read a hilarious whine, in the massage section, where a guy complained about another guy adding his " unasked 2 cents" by adding his unasked 2 cents! Fucking Junior High Hilarity!

A Monger Forum Classic! Kudos Sir![/QUOTE]Sometimes it does seem a little childish here. Even though this is the thread to post such things, one supposed adult guy calling another adult names and making fun of language and spelling deficiencies is so darn much like junior high. And the irony of it all, saying ignore the so and so then proceeding to call him names. Holy shit batman. Time to reexamine priorities me thinks.

[QUOTE=Benz1;4972180]As we see and experience the laziest people I often refer to as millennials weather they are or not, we have to deal with it here too not just in the work place.[/QUOTE]Kek I call all the retards boomers. The same folks buying overpriced Chinese junk on shop tv and getting scammed by Rajundajar in Bangladesh are the same morons who leave money on the counter before services rendered, who use pay apps to "forward" payments (or whatever scam these girls run from time to time), who show up to an girl's incall smelling like sweaty balls, socks and ass and then act appalled that the girl does not get into it. I won't even get into how frustrating it can be to explain a new app to the older generation at work. Thankfully, IO now is IO 50 years ago so at least they are still good for that.

All love to you oldf*gs but I found this hilarious.

And just to "stay on topic," I agree. I was the new guy once. I used common sense got some advice from some more experienced dudes in regards to proper "etiquette" and boom. I have had 2 bad experiences. 1 not even in this state (and was 100% my own idiot fault for getting complacent outside my home territory) and the other was more me being butthurt that these girls don't actually give a fuck about us despite what they may tell us. Yeah yeah, live and learn. It really, really is not too hard to not be stupid in the monger game.

Don't take me too seriously folks. I am here for the lulzy shitposting. <3.

Lowkeyg has a valid point. I fail with technology most of the time. Looks like we might need the millennials and they might need the boomers occasionally too.

I'm not sure if PrivateParts is a millennial or boomer but will all owe him a big thanks for the New Member Guide.

The New Member Guide brings a lot of common sense to the hobby for all of us.

[QUOTE=Blackfire;4994426]Sometimes it does seem a little childish here. Even though this is the thread to post such things, one supposed adult guy calling another adult names and making fun of language and spelling deficiencies is so darn much like junior high. And the irony of it all, saying ignore the so and so then proceeding to call him names. Holy shit batman. Time to reexamine priorities me thinks.[/QUOTE]Well said nothing I can add to that.

[QUOTE=Benz1;4994501]Lowkeyg has a valid point. I fail with technology most of the time. Looks like we might need the millennials and they might need the boomers occasionally too.

I'm not sure if PrivateParts is a millennial or boomer but will all owe him a big thanks for the New Member Guide.

The New Member Guide brings a lot of common sense to the hobby for all of us.[/QUOTE]What the forum is all about to learn from each others experiences. What works what doesn't work. Finding the hidden gems out there. Sharing so we all benefit!

Be safe, use the big head so the little head has a great time!

Hap.

[QUOTE=DjBiker;4994120]Feel free to use my name, I was waiting for one off his ass sniffers to pop off, and you didn't fail, why don't you argue to point I was referring too, BTW he got something to say let him answer you his desiginated mouth piece?[/QUOTE]Like shooting fish in a barrel easy! Classic!

If one can be both an ass sniffer and a designated mouthpiece, then, yes! FYI: the ass sniffer gig pays way more than the mouthpiece gig.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;4995244]Like shooting fish in a barrel easy! Classic!

If one can be both an ass sniffer and a designated mouthpiece, then, yes! FYI: the ass sniffer gig pays way more than the mouthpiece gig.[/QUOTE]What are you his spokesperson? That how this started him speaking for a provider, are you or is he your provider?

LOL you 2 are class acts, especially the screen name you picked shows maturity enough with you two.

Not everyone can pull off a Badass Tough Guy handle like "Biker". Danger on 2 wheels! Watch out! Nothing screams cool like a fat beer belly spilling onto the gas tank of a Harley from underneath a dirty wife beater Tshirt!

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;4996525]Not everyone can pull off a Badass Tough Guy handle like "Biker". Danger on 2 wheels! Watch out! Nothing screams cool like a fat beer belly spilling onto the gas tank of a Harley from underneath a dirty wife beater Tshirt![/QUOTE]It's always hilarious when a old guy on a escort site acts like a middle schooler such a bad ass behind a key board you have no clue what anyone on here looks like their job status or anything else best part is you never answer the questions, are you his mouth piece or not? Why do you answer for him? Curious minds want to know LOL not really.

Curious minds want to know.
Have you ever made a contribution to this board, other than Hate Speech?

[QUOTE=Benz1;4994501]
I'm not sure if PrivateParts is a millennial or boomer[/QUOTE]Gen X beatch!

I answered your question in Post 580 Moron. Maybe your Mom can hire you a reading Tutor.

[QUOTE=Benz1;4997342]Curious minds want to know.
Have you ever made a contribution to this board, other than Hate Speech?[/QUOTE]Just against you, I don't like people using / profiting on others for personal gain and answering for providers.

You didn't answer the question.

Have you ever made a contribution to this board?

[QUOTE=Benz1;4998468]You didn't answer the question.

Have you ever made a contribution to this board?[/QUOTE]Your the "almighty BEN, Z" right? You should know the answer, but here I will lay it out, yes I have, I also have shared plenty of "pm's" with others, and others have hared "pm's" with there thoughts on the almighty as well.

And without calling you names like your white knight nose-snot or whatever he is called I'm done with this, till next time.

That's Mr. Nose Snot to you, punk!

I don't have a dog in this fight, but perhaps Mr. Biker you could have some of your cronies come forth and speak up. I'd be curious to see if "there" understanding of the English language is rudimentary "two". Quite certain the only thing long and hard on you was the third grade. I find it difficult taking serious someone who rants and raves in a language that needs to be deciphered. Rant on Einstein.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;4999421]That's Mr. Nose Snot to you, punk![/QUOTE]Man you really got me!! And punk too, wowza you must be a tough guy, f'ing douche.

[QUOTE=TrojanHorse;5000291]I don't have a dog in this fight, but perhaps Mr. Biker you could have some of your cronies come forth and speak up. I'd be curious to see if "there" understanding of the English language is rudimentary "two". Quite certain the only thing long and hard on you was the third grade. I find it difficult taking serious someone who rants and raves in a language that needs to be deciphered. Rant on Einstein[/QUOTE]I don't need others to speak up for me unlike others, another tough guy behind a keyboard, you trying to get points with the almighty lmao.

Told ya he wasn't done! Like Clockwork! Fish in a Barrel! Easy Peasy!

Lohndog, dude seriously? 9 posts down is a post on her. One page back are more on her.

Rtff for God sakes!

Maybe we can set up your appt. For you too and prepay it, send an uber over to pick you up.

The laziness of some posters here astounds me.

[QUOTE=Monger01;5063054]Lohndog, dude seriously? 9 posts down is a post on her. One page back are more on her.

Rtff for God sakes!

Maybe we can set up your appt. For you too and prepay it, send an uber over to pick you up.

The laziness of some posters here astounds me.[/QUOTE]You called it. I don't consider myself tech savvy at all. But geesh just do the leg work. I'm not even pointing out hey guy you can go to the upper right and put in a name and wa-la there are the reviews. Granted it gets a little touchy if provider has changed names, or doesn't post a name. But scroll back and you may see title or something.

Ah, hey guys.

Long time lurker, first time poster. Does anyone know if there are any hookers or massage parlors in West Michigan? Also, is buying alcohol legal in the State? One more question. Do you guys drive on the right or left side of the road?

This Forum provides Information, just like Wikipedia. If ya want to be a mysterious Asshole or Mongers to PM for info, just say so. Stop trying to be the J. D. Salinger of Mongering! You don't have the Chops, Kid!

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;5076160]This Forum provides Information, just like Wikipedia. If ya want to be a mysterious Asshole or Mongers to PM for info, just say so. Stop trying to be the J. D. Salinger of Mongering! You don't have the Chops, Kid![/QUOTE]Please identify who you're aiming this at so we can all enjoy your dig!

[QUOTE=Monger01;5076702]Please identify who you're aiming this at so we can all enjoy your dig![/QUOTE]If you have to explain it.