EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[QUOTE=Lakecoguy;2657448]Anna has an incall location in palatine.

Search craigslist for "BEST EUROPEAN MASSAGE*.

Good quality massage, standard finish.[/QUOTE]There are a few on CL that use that wording in the heading, but from outside conversation, I can confirm that this is the service Anna from Olga's now uses. At the time, my monger source said that she only does outcalls, but the location on the map does appear to be Palatine.

[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5279814883.html[/URL]

Irina is very willing to play. No name is used in the ad. If you call, don't be specific, but rather ask for who is available (Euros spook easily). I believe two women in their 40's work out of this location. I got the impression she would've considered FS, but I only opted for the HJ. It was well oiled and delivered with enthusiasm. She is a little older and thicker, but her actual massage technique was deep and vigorous.

[QUOTE=ElginMonk;2657992]If you want a decent massage with a great ending. She has a large menu and provides more then a typical emp experience. She is a little older, blonde has a decent body but not a bad looking woman at all. Her incall is in Skokie right off Dempster in her Apartment, her rates are very reasonable and of course YMMV, treat her nice fellas or else no more info from me.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/luxurious-body-massage-224-616-4852/13412400[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ElginMonk;2658000]I have not been active in quite sometime. I have been still mongering here and there but my wife has had me on lock down, now that the old hag is away visiting her Family I get to finally play.

I have been looking at websites and going through the Internet archives and searching for providers from the past and have found some.

Try:

Chicagosuperads.

Chicago reader.

Russian classifieds.

Facebook.[/QUOTE]I've tried some searching on FB in the past but have not had a lot of success. Maybe I don't have enough imagination but what do you use for a Search query in situations like this?

Thanks,

LN.

[QUOTE=LaneNarrows;2660252]I've tried some searching on FB in the past but have not had a lot of success. Maybe I don't have enough imagination but what do you use for a Search query in situations like this?

Thanks,

LN.[/QUOTE]

I've had hit-or-miss luck with facebook. The Euros are difficult to track down. In the upper right corner, click the "Friend Request" icon. It should show a "Find Friends" option. Inside this is the "Search For Friends" function. Under Hometown, try entering Moscow. Under Current city, try Chicago. Under employer, try entering "Massage Therapy. " It's a long shot, but you get the idea. I also search groups relating to "Europeans in Chicago. " I've posted in those forums, with requests to find Euro massage therapists. I'll post in both English and Russian / Ukrainian, using text that I first run through Goggle translate. I had some nibbles, but they were too old or heavy for my tastes. In honesty, I did better just running their phone numbers through the search function, or simply asking the girl what town she lives in and searching for her that way.

After looking through their photo albums, you'll see that Euros are mostly all alike. They pose with nice cars, spend way too much free time at beauty salons, and use all your tips on nightlife.

Tried her out Monk. She does have good skills

[QUOTE=ElginMonk;2657992]If you want a decent massage with a great ending. She has a large menu and provides more then a typical emp experience. She is a little older, blonde has a decent body but not a bad looking woman at all. Her incall is in Skokie right off Dempster in her Apartment, her rates are very reasonable and of course YMMV, treat her nice fellas or else no more info from me.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/luxurious-body-massage-224-616-4852/13412400[/URL][/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=XabiAlonso;2658179]That is correct. The higgins location is a spa that she works at when not doing incall. Word of warning is that I released this info this morning and she will most likely receive a lot of call / texts today. She accepts cc and rates was very reasonable. I wasnt attracted to her and consider her average to slightly above average looks. She offers sauna and shaving if that is anyones cup of tea. Good luck and get out of the hobby if you can.[/QUOTE]So will that number in the ad be for the spa she works for or is that her personal number.

[QUOTE=Stephen6868;2670449]So will that number in the ad be for the spa she works for or is that her personal number.[/QUOTE]Incall cell phone out of her home. Please report back your experience.

I love going to the Executive Relaxation Station in Belvidere IL. I just wish there was a place closer to Chicago that was similar. Does anyone know of a place similar to The Executive that would be closer to the city?

[QUOTE=XabiAlonso;2676732]Incall cell phone out of her home. Please report back your experience.[/QUOTE]I've seen her. She doesn't seem to enjoy doing this, though. Enthusiasm counts for a lot.

Hi guys,

I'm trying to find Olya from the 262 agency. She quit this rub agency and I can only assume she returned to parlor work. She originally worked for that major legitimate operation in MG before turning to rubs. Attractive Polish lady about 40 years old. If you know where she is working, please pm. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Riina;2680000]Hi guys,

I'm trying to find Olya from the 262 agency. She quit this rub agency and I can only assume she returned to parlor work. She originally worked for that major legitimate operation in MG before turning to rubs. Attractive Polish lady about 40 years old. If you know where she is working, please pm. Thanks.[/QUOTE]She was working on her own for a while, but she said she was going back to Poland mid Nov and will be out of town until at least after the new year.

Polish mom in Waukegan with nice tits bjcim. Search racheli on Craigslist and backpage, Happy Holiday guys, she is not a pro so treat her well. YMMV.

[QUOTE=ElginMonk;2722104]Polish mom in Waukegan with nice tits bjcim. Search racheli on Craigslist and backpage, Happy Holiday guys, she is not a pro so treat her well. YMMV.[/QUOTE]Checked out her ad on CL. Is she the brunette with the ridiculously big tits? If so, I'd definitely get a tittyfuck from her! If not, well I guess I'll just have to figure out which of their girls that is. Haha.

[QUOTE=ElginMonk;2722104]Polish mom in Waukegan with nice tits bjcim. Search racheli on Craigslist and backpage, Happy Holiday guys, she is not a pro so treat her well. YMMV.[/QUOTE]What was the damage?

She looks cute so I set up an appointmentment and will report back. Please PM me if you have any experience with her as I'm not sure if she works alone or if she shares the space and phone with others.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/best-soothing-massage-river-northdowntown/28233986[/URL]

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;2727549]She looks cute so I set up an appointmentment and will report back. Please PM me if you have any experience with her as I'm not sure if she works alone or if she shares the space and phone with others.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/best-soothing-massage-river-northdowntown/28233986[/URL][/QUOTE]

From the location and the wording of the text in the ad, I'm going to say she's likely part of Najette's "skills, not thrills" team.

Pros: A very good massage, with you undraped, her knees sliding on your back and glutes. Refreshing, but not entirely erotic.

Con: Expect no assist for the finish, unless you were possibly an extremely dedicated customer, willing to put up with YMMV over the very long term.

As far as the Loop goes for Euros, I haven't seen Lady "D" in ages, due to the fact she banned me for referring another member. TBH, I'm not quite sure who the Euro options are in the Loop anymore!

She is now with Hadit. It's practically a stone's throw away from Najette's place.

Be safe.

MG.

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2727789]From the location and the wording of the text in the ad, I'm going to say she's likely part of Najette's "skills, not thrills" team.

Pros: A very good massage, with you undraped, her knees sliding on your back and glutes. Refreshing, but not entirely erotic.

Con: Expect no assist for the finish, unless you were possibly an extremely dedicated customer, willing to put up with YMMV over the very long term.

As far as the Loop goes for Euros, I haven't seen Lady "D" in ages, due to the fact she banned me for referring another member. TBH, I'm not quite sure who the Euro options are in the Loop anymore![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2727789]From the location and the wording of the text in the ad, I'm going to say she's likely part of Najette's "skills, not thrills" team.

Pros: A very good massage, with you undraped, her knees sliding on your back and glutes. Refreshing, but not entirely erotic.

Con: Expect no assist for the finish, unless you were possibly an extremely dedicated customer, willing to put up with YMMV over the very long term.

As far as the Loop goes for Euros, I haven't seen Lady "D" in ages, due to the fact she banned me for referring another member. TBH, I'm not quite sure who the Euro options are in the Loop anymore![/QUOTE]Can someone fill me in on Najette? PM me if it's better not to fill the board with background info. Thanks.

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;2728487]Can someone fill me in on Najette? PM me if it's better not to fill the board with background info. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Sent you a PM. She has one attractive Euro under her umbrella, who is legit only. Jette herself is Persian and French. Great mix, but almost entirely legit and SS only.

Been to Maria's twice in the past month. Batting about 750.

One finish another roaming allowed but nothing at the end. That one was strange. Everything available to touch and no pull-away but she wouldn't go near the important part for me.

Any other experiences there?

[QUOTE=Truthfu11;2730816]Been to Maria's twice in the past month. Batting about 750.

One finish another roaming allowed but nothing at the end. That one was strange. Everything available to touch and no pull-away but she wouldn't go near the important part for me.

Any other experiences there?[/QUOTE]They've been in operation for at least the past decade. That being said, the talent will rotate over time. The previous owner either had a heart attack, or passed away. I haven't been back since, but I suspect it's still standard operating procedure for a north burbs EMP.

Did you attempt a little self serve with the one who drove a hard bargain? You went in undraped, correct?

Euro's will be very skeptical of new clients. They'll feign being cool and aloof until they trust you. Even then, if you go in grumpy or act too withdrawn, they'll treat you like LE.

Woo them, like you would with any woman who has old-fashioned values. You will eventually go very far.

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2730857]They've been in operation for at least the past decade. That being said, the talent will rotate over time. The previous owner either had a heart attack, or passed away. I haven't been back since, but I suspect it's still standard operating procedure for a north burbs EMP.

Did you attempt a little self serve with the one who drove a hard bargain? You went in undraped, correct?

Euro's will be very skeptical of new clients. They'll feign being cool and aloof until they trust you. Even then, if you go in grumpy or act too withdrawn, they'll treat you like LE.

Woo them, like you would with any woman who has old-fashioned values. You will eventually go very far.[/QUOTE]She let me fondle her boob under her bra, caress her butt and pussy (through clothes) and didn't shy away. Only time she pulled back was when I tried to unsnap her bra and put her hand on me. Wasn't in the mood for self serve but it might have been possible without resistance.

[QUOTE=Truthfu11;2730967]She let me fondle her boob under her bra, caress her butt and pussy (through clothes) and didn't shy away. Only time she pulled back was when I tried to unsnap her bra and put her hand on me. Wasn't in the mood for self serve but it might have been possible without resistance.[/QUOTE]I hope this post will help both save some people money as well as establish some credibility. There is a " new " girl at Maria's. Her name rhymes with banana. She is beautiful, young, and when she started gave a great massage. Now she doesn't seem to try as hard, also when new she didn't offer any help. I was under the impression she now does so I TOFTT. I was very mistaken. No help at all. She did allow roaming but had a very sad look on her face when some extra help was desired. Again very sweet girl, I honestly feel bad cause with her looks she could break some hearts.

Why waste time with these eros?

[QUOTE=WildRider80;2731209]I hope this post will help both save some people money as well as establish some credibility. There is a " new " girl at Maria's. Her name rhymes with banana. She is beautiful, young, and when she started gave a great massage. Now she doesn't seem to try as hard, also when new she didn't offer any help. I was under the impression she now does so I TOFTT. I was very mistaken. No help at all. She did allow roaming but had a very sad look on her face when some extra help was desired. Again very sweet girl, I honestly feel bad cause with her looks she could break some hearts.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2731229]Why waste time with these eros?[/QUOTE]Honestly she's so hot / cute that the thought of a little help from her was so tempting that even though nothing happend the first time, which was at least two months if not more prior, I was hoping the info I got that help was now on the menu would pay off and it didn't. If you look at posts from awhile ago another monger also noted that nothing in the help department was available. I was just hoping that something had changed. But at least now anyone who reads this will know.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2731229]Why waste time with these eros?[/QUOTE]1) No kimchee aroma wafting in from the storage closet / employee kitchen.

2) Very few are drug addicts who post 15 minute specials on Backpage.

3) Old fashioned sense of flirtation, but this traditional approach to gender roles doesn't make them prudes. They want to be wooed and please a man at the same time.

4) Isn't a closeted, man-hating, militant feminist giving HJ's to pay for student loans.

5) Typically raised in a former Eastern-Bloc, Soviet occupied nation. Knows how to keep a secret.

6) Likely has genuine therapeutic skills. Often worked as a physical therapist, nanny, or medical technician in their home country.

7) Enjoys new found sense of economic freedom. Will spend money to come to work looking sexy for themselves and their clients.

8) Industrious and hard working, their pride will not allow them to give shoddy service.

9) Difficult to win over. Forces you to work on your game. If you earned their trust, it says something about your own willingness to work for what you desire.

10) More liberal sexually with their massage technique than their American counterparts. While Euros are often Catholic, there's something very archaic involved, where they view the human body on an almost pagan and holistic level.

Sorry. What do you mean by batting about 750?

[QUOTE=Truthfu11;2730816]Been to Maria's twice in the past month. Batting about 750.
One finish another roaming allowed but nothing at the end. That one was strange. Everything available to touch and no pull-away but she wouldn't go near the important part for me.
Any other experiences there?[/QUOTE]

LOL. I have shied away from euros as it calls for some work on your part to gain status. Relatively AMPs are easier game but again not everything's a plus. But, your post wants me to go work hard to win the trust of some Euros and find out what I've been missing!

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2731295]1) No kimchee aroma wafting in from the storage closet / employee kitchen.

2) Very few are drug addicts who post 15 minute specials on Backpage.

3) Old fashioned sense of flirtation, but this traditional approach to gender roles doesn't make them prudes. They want to be wooed and please a man at the same time.

4) Isn't a closeted, man-hating, militant feminist giving HJ's to pay for student loans.

5) Typically raised in a former Eastern-Bloc, Soviet occupied nation. Knows how to keep a secret.

6) Likely has genuine therapeutic skills. Often worked as a physical therapist, nanny, or medical technician in their home country.

7) Enjoys new found sense of economic freedom. Will spend money to come to work looking sexy for themselves and their clients.

8) Industrious and hard working, their pride will not allow them to give shoddy service.

9) Difficult to win over. Forces you to work on your game. If you earned their trust, it says something about your own willingness to work for what you desire.

10) More liberal sexually with their massage technique than their American counterparts. While Euros are often Catholic, there's something very archaic involved, where they view the human body on an almost pagan and holistic level.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Lebruno;2731355]Sorry. What do you mean by batting about 750?[/QUOTE]Well. Not statistically correct, but with one I got HE with bare chest or home run for me, 1 for 1 or 1000, the other got to second base, 50% success, 500. Total average of 750.

[QUOTE=Lebruno;2731357]LOL. I have shied away from euros as it calls for some work on your part to gain status. Relatively AMPs are easier game but again not everything's a plus. But, your post wants me to go work hard to win the trust of some Euros and find out what I've been missing![/QUOTE]It's my strong sense of masculine pride. I find satisfaction in knowing that I was able to break through the defenses of a reasonably attractive, hard to reach woman. I believe that it helps a man with their sense of game outside of the MP's. ;)

[QUOTE=WildRider80;2731280]Honestly she's so hot / cute that the thought of a little help from her was so tempting that even though nothing happend the first time, which was at least two months if not more prior, I was hoping the info I got that help was now on the menu would pay off and it didn't. If you look at posts from awhile ago another monger also noted that nothing in the help department was available. I was just hoping that something had changed. But at least now anyone who reads this will know.[/QUOTE]I'm curious, was it Anna-banana that allowed you to reach second base? I find that interesting, because NO woman who denies a man extras would EVER allow them to get that far. She sounds bummed out that all her customers are seeking extras, but if legit service is truly her limit, why allow any roaming?!

You also mention that you waited two months to return to see her for another session. The Euros almost demand a sense of punctual loyalty from their male customers. It's part of their game. If you go more than a month without seeing them, they'll often make you start from scratch.

(The typical first visit will be often be mostly draped with self-serve and slight roaming as the only option. Many Euros will not offer HJ's or topless until the second visit. If you wait too long, you go back to square one.).

Hello there. I have been looking for a non-Asian MP and well have gone to a few on the southside, but they give horrible massages and no extras. So was wondering if anyone knew of some others that I can try out. Been to the one in Harvey and they give a decent massage and a standard. So thanks for any info and have a good one.

Saw Nata at CT.

Busty. Enjoyed it.

[QUOTE=RubberTime88;2733918]Saw Nata at CT.

Busty. Enjoyed it.[/QUOTE]I think that's Natalie from the old 8800 Lockwood Avenue office. She's gained some weight and age since then, but she's grown even more busty and has a nice technique.

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2737223]I think that's Natalie from the old 8800 Lockwood Avenue office. She's gained some weight and age since then, but she's grown even more busty and has a nice technique.[/QUOTE]Anyone seen Monica from Accurate recently?

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2731978]I'm curious, was it Anna-banana that allowed you to reach second base? I find that interesting, because NO woman who denies a man extras would EVER allow them to get that far. She sounds bummed out that all her customers are seeking extras, but if legit service is truly her limit, why allow any roaming?!

You also mention that you waited two months to return to see her for another session. The Euros almost demand a sense of punctual loyalty from their male customers. It's part of their game. If you go more than a month without seeing them, they'll often make you start from scratch.

(The typical first visit will be often be mostly draped with self-serve and slight roaming as the only option. Many Euros will not offer HJ's or topless until the second visit. If you wait too long, you go back to square one.).[/QUOTE]I went there about a year ago. Good massage and good release (but strange that she made me clean myself up. Cum phobia? Don't remember the provider's name. Has anyone checked reviews on other sites? I see recent activity on a popular review site but I'm not a member. I would definitely go back if I had some Intel.

[QUOTE=ElginMonk;2722104]Polish mom in Waukegan with nice tits bjcim. Search racheli on Craigslist and backpage, Happy Holiday guys, she is not a pro so treat her well. YMMV.[/QUOTE]Decent massage. Pleasant, friendly woman. She's shy guys so treat her well and don't be too aggressive. I don't think her coworkers play so don't be expecting anything from them.

Does anyone have experience with Alina advertises Russian massage Outcalls on BP?

[QUOTE=Zeuss;2742474]Decent massage. Pleasant, friendly woman. She's shy guys so treat her well and don't be too aggressive. I don't think her coworkers play so don't be expecting anything from them.[/QUOTE]I went for the hour. It was a decent massage. No HE for this guy. Just a decent massage. Took the drive so I googled and it would seem that the building has other massage providers. Did a 30 min massage with Maria. Nothing.

What a bad day.

[QUOTE=AlBundy78;2743085]Does anyone have experience with Alina advertises Russian massage Outcalls on BP?[/QUOTE]There are two friends my girlfriend has that work here. The girl in the pic is a stock photo and does not work for Alinas. lana is 5 ft 9 120. Very nice (personality) girl from Arlington heights. Thin build, blonde hair, 7/10 looks. The other girl is natalia. 5 ft 5 long blond hair. Older about 45+, Thin build. 6/10 looks. From North Lake in case you live in area. Standard finish is offered. The company accepts credit card but charge 10% fee. I got all this info from past meetings with both girls at a get together not related to massage. By the way - all outcall offer standard finish at the least. 100% of outcalls are requested by men and I dont know anyone who would order massage to a hotel and not want a tug. The %s are made up to help make my point. Xabi