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[QUOTE=Ccup2;1462958]Are we supposed to know who Darlene is?[/QUOTE]Darlene is one of the older providers here, most noted for her incredible oral skills and reasonable prices. Yes, she can be very testy at times and shouldn't be. After all, she's in business and needs to control herself. I had just seen her a few days before the bad report. I don't double the truthfulness of it at all. But Darlene is down on her luck and mongers have been breaking dates with her over and over. This pisses her off to no end, as would any of us.

[QUOTE=Ccup2;1462958]Are we supposed to know who Darlene is?[/QUOTE]The real question is "do you want to know?" search the name in the forum search, mystery solved.

[QUOTE=Is Thata Sw;1464049]The real question is "do you want to know?" search the name in the forum search, mystery solved.[/QUOTE]Here is the mystery. After you guys piss off a nasty old lady, who is the next lucky guy to enjoy a pissed off, nasty old lady's teeth wrapped around his johnson?

I hate to say it guys, but I assume most of us are less than 65 years old and not morbidly obese. Therefore, I assume that the vast majority of us could go to a dive bar and pick up *something* with little to no effort that has to be better than a nasty old lady who happens to have a talent for sucking dick.

Having seen pics, I honestly just don't get it. I understand "to each their own" and "different strokes for different folks," but we've sunk to paying an unattractive grandma to suck our dicks? Really, really? A MILF is one thing, but come one now.

(I apologize, I generally try not to post negative / inflammatory comments, but I couldn't help myself in this case.)

[QUOTE=Choir Boy;1464112]Here is the mystery. After you guys piss off a nasty old lady, who is the next lucky guy to enjoy a pissed off, nasty old lady's teeth wrapped around his johnson?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mwooo; 1464143]I hate to say it guys, but I assume most of us are less than 65 years old and not morbidly obese. Therefore, I assume that the vast majority of us could go to a dive bar and pick up *something* with little to no effort that has to be better than a nasty old lady who happens to have a talent for sucking dick.

Having seen pics, I honestly just don't get it. I understand "to each their own" and "different strokes for different folks," but we've sunk to paying an unattractive grandma to suck our dicks? Really, really? A MILF is one thing, but come one now.

(I apologize, I generally try not to post negative / inflammatory comments, but I couldn't help myself in this case.) [/QUOTE]Have we really been relegated to Darlene to our south, and Kathy to our north? And only AMPs in the city?

Are there ANY decent leads. Just asking. AlbertWalters is just too new. Jury is still out as to what options really exist

Called on Taylor reviewed by Cheeckymonkey and set an appointment for on the hour, she said to call when I was on my way. Typical BS, I called 5 or 6 times, no answer and this is the girl that says "don't waste my time" in her ad. I did text her too and she eventually texted back but I was already at / visiting with plan B.

Plan B was Emma, a quick review:

Friendly and fairly enthusiastic but she does not look like the girl in the pictures, she is much bigger, especially in the middle. I wanted the hour but was gone in about 35 minutes. Not GFE. The pics "could" be her but a few years and many pounds ago maybe. Nothing special but she does have humongous boobs. Will not repeat.

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ARG

Thank you for the info on Emma. I was kind of thinking about her, but I always figure if the girl looks a bit chubby (like she does on those pics) , then it's probably far worse in real life. Sorry that you had to find out my guess was right the hard way, but thank you for TOFTT.

[QUOTE=ARegularGuy; 1464465]Plan B was Emma, a quick review:

Friendly and fairly enthusiastic but she does not look like the girl in the pictures, she is much bigger, especially in the middle. I wanted the hour but was gone in about 35 minutes. Not GFE. The pics "could" be her but a few years and many pounds ago maybe. Nothing special but she does have humongous boobs. Will not repeat.

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ARG[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ARegularGuy; 1464465]Called on Taylor reviewed by Cheeckymonkey and set an appointment for on the hour, she said to call when I was on my way. Typical BS, I called 5 or 6 times, no answer and this is the girl that says "don't waste my time" in her ad. I did text her too and she eventually texted back but I was already at / visiting with plan B.

Plan B was Emma, a quick review:

Friendly and fairly enthusiastic but she does not look like the girl in the pictures, she is much bigger, especially in the middle. I wanted the hour but was gone in about 35 minutes. Not GFE. The pics "could" be her but a few years and many pounds ago maybe. Nothing special but she does have humongous boobs. Will not repeat.

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ARG[/QUOTE]Too bad on Emma. That was a pretty good ad (though deceptive). It didn't have all the usual buzzwords that scream "I am a shitty half-assed provider."

Indeed, many thanks for the info on emma. I was in touch with her and had discussed meeting later this week. I agree that the ad was definitely less typical than the others, hence my intrigue.

She told me that, to come visit me in Vermont, she would require a 2 hour minimum at 4. 0. It would have been a lot harder to talk myself out of it if the pics had been real. Thanks for saving me a large chunk of cheese ARG!

I have posted on her in the past, and this is a once in a lifetime experience. Tatoos though, so be warned. If you are turned off by them, don't call her. Otherwise. Porn experience.

[QUOTE=Trailblazer99; 1462853]Was out in her area and took a chance to see if she was available. After a a small timing issue of when our schedules would sync, I got to see Alicia. The pics on Backpage are definitely her. She was easy to set up a meeting with, fee is reasonable ($200) and her services are excellent. She is GFE, paid for and received an hour of her time, and her oral skills beyond excellent. My only negative of her is her location. Just too far for me. In the Gardner area. I will repeat when in her area.

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[QUOTE=Nuguy;1465496]I have posted on her in the past, and this is a once in a lifetime experience. Tatoos though, so be warned. If you are turned off by them, don't call her. Otherwise. Porn experience.[/QUOTE]Is she slimmer like she looks in that black bra and panties photo? Or is she thick, like the jean shorts, black bra, house in the back round picture? Either way I'm digging it.

Any Intel on this lady?

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[QUOTE=Is Thata Sw;1466440]Is she slimmer like she looks in that black bra and panties photo? Or is she thick, like the jean shorts, black bra, house in the back round picture? Either way I'm digging it.[/QUOTE]The rule of thumb that she's at least as big as she looks in ANY one of her pics is nearly 100% effective. If anything, she'll be bigger / thicker than even the pic in which she looks the biggest / thickest.

[QUOTE=Kong123; 1466748]Any Intel on this lady?

[url]http://worcester.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/xotic-1oo-ral-xxx-angl-21/20048608[/url][/QUOTE]See boston thread section by suthshore guy. He saw her and really liked her.

I'm not into BBW's and Alicia is far from that, but she is not skinny either. I would have to say that she was no bigger / thicker than her pics. She does have a great attitude and is very willing to please. Her bbj is one of the best I have had and would put her up there with some of my ATF's I have seen such as LindaNH or Angie Rene if anyone remembers them.

[QUOTE=Mwooo;1468175]The rule of thumb that she's at least as big as she looks in ANY one of her pics is nearly 100% effective. If anything, she'll be bigger / thicker than even the pic in which she looks the biggest / thickest.[/QUOTE]