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[QUOTE=EndGame; 1861081]If any of you Asiaphites are up (*cough*) for a drive to Orlando, these girls look TGTBT but they are the real thing:

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/asian-jasmine-is-back-with-her-friend-bobby-visiting-orlando-andlt3-andlt3-100-real-pics-25/8477963[/url]

Talk of these ladies started a few months ago on the Orlando board with "No way" and quickly graduated to "Holy F*in Crap." Price is a bit up there for some but sooo worth it. I've seen Jasmine who seems to be everyone's fav and is certainly mine but Bobby (who seems to go by more than one name) is a close second. The pics are real / current and the experience is incredible. So if you can handle the drive, go for it.[/QUOTE]For $250 they better stir fry my dinner too, AND clean the house.

You can get just as good in a decent AMP for less.

[QUOTE=TacoNuts; 1861707]For $250 they better stir fry my dinner too, AND clean the house.

You can get just as good in a decent AMP for less.[/QUOTE]If you take a 20 hour flight to the far east. I long ago lost count of the AMPs I've been in and have never experienced anything like this. I just threw this out there for those with resources and inclined enough to check it out. Not for the "Paint My House" crowd. Take it or leave it.

[QUOTE=TacoNuts;1861707]For $250 they better stir fry my dinner too, AND clean the house.

You can get just as good in a decent AMP for less.[/QUOTE]Every AMP I have been too is hit or miss on the happy ending and what with .80 for hr and then $ to $8 for FS you are right at Jasmines price. Plus when you go see Jasmine you know what you will be getting.

Unless you know an AMP that provides everyone with a great looking girl and FS for under $$20? If you do please let us all know where it is.

[QUOTE=VeryHorny;1906726]Every AMP I have been too is hit or miss on the happy ending and what with .80 for hr and then $ to $8 for FS you are right at Jasmines price. Plus when you go see Jasmine you know what you will be getting.

Unless you know an AMP that provides everyone with a great looking girl and FS for under $$20? If you do please let us all know where it is.[/QUOTE]Can you please post a link to that spot again? Or give some information about the location. . .I agree, quality is generally worth a premium. . .

I see Danni posted on on the board, I would love to partake but from reviews elsewhere everything is covered (I cannot handle a CBJ) and daty is not on the menu. Now who wouldn't kiss a clean kat?

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Anyone know how I can reach A1?

[QUOTE=FunFellagain;1948185]Anyone know how I can reach A1?[/QUOTE]A1 moved out of state as of Monday. She is now up in New York I believe.

[QUOTE=FunFellagain;1948185]Anyone know how I can reach A1?[/QUOTE]Scroll to the bottom of this page and click on "Contact US".

[QUOTE=BillyBob987;1945461]I see Danni posted on on the board, I would love to partake but from reviews elsewhere everything is covered (I cannot handle a CBJ) and daty is not on the menu. Now who wouldn't kiss a clean kat?[/QUOTE]I guess Danni didn't like my comment, sorry Danni we all have personal preferences.

[QUOTE=BillyBob987;1945461]I see Danni posted on on the board, I would love to partake but from reviews elsewhere everything is covered (I cannot handle a CBJ) and daty is not on the menu. Now who wouldn't kiss a clean kat?[/QUOTE]Pappi told me He thinks she is gorgeous but alas no daty. He can handle a CBJ if need be but not a no snacking policy. Too bad for Her cause Pappi has made more than a few young women beg Him to keep going. Wait maybe that's the issue, can't rush them out the door if you enjoy what's happening, plus it makes us humans to the girls if We share a good time.

Pappi has been down and out with the snowbird STD known as the flu for the past 4 days and is all worked up on Nyquil (says the giant Q is staring at Him, should I be worried?) and codeine laced cough meds He had in the cabinet since 1985. Seems He has decided to get off His chest some things He doesn't like in BP ads. I've told Him it won't help but You try reasoning with Him when He is swinging a light saber with a condom on it at You.

First, while Pappi understands that not everyone graduated grammar school, please ladies learn to use spell check. When a word gets underline that is the big thinky box in front of You letting You know its misspelled and you can right click it and it gives You the correct spelling. It really looks bad when You misspell Your own ethnicity.

Learn to proofread. Now Pappi knows that's a big word, so break it up into 2. Proof and read. Means reread what you wrote to look for errors. Typos, forgetting the damned phone number or pics makes us wonder if someone forgot to meth up your starbucks this morning.

Learn basic math, if you want 80 for HHR don't then ask for 200 for an HR, You will get requests for 2 HHR sessions at 160.

Don't ask for huge differences between HHR and HR, no 100 HHR 200 HR. Its more like 100/150 or 175.

If you say your open minded, you better damned well be open minded, that includes pretty much the entire alphabet in acronyms (oh look it up fer cryin out loud).

Despite what daddy told you, you all aren't "drop dead gorgeous", " absolutely stunning", etc. While you may very well be attractive, You wouldn't be on BP if you were any of those.

Exotic doesn't mean your average white girl nor really and Ebony girl either. Hell even the Latinas aren't that exotic any more.

Look up the following words: erotic, sensual, unrushed, safe, clean, Hygiene.

For crying out loud, put something more specific than the county in your area part of ad. You will eliminate a lot of unneeded calls / texts. We don't need your address in the ad but at least the area.

Don't change your name and or number a lot, looks bad.

And finally, deliver on what you promise and don't promise what you won't deliver. Everyone will be happy and Your rep will grow and You will get clients. Shoot for repeats not one and dones, it is better for your business model and probably your safety and sanity to have a decent group of regulars and repeats than a steady stream of unknowns.

Thia has been a PSA from GrandPappi MO, with underwriting provided by the members of the "Cap'and save-a-ho" foundation. "I'm Granpappi Mo and I approve this message".

Dammit pappi stop saying "I am your father" and swinging that thing at me, holy shit is that a used one? Really magnums? A little full of ones self?

Opps, this ting still on?

[QUOTE=MovingOn1;1985150]Pappi has been down and out with the snowbird STD known as the flu for the past 4 days and is all worked up on Nyquil (says the giant Q is staring at Him, should I be worried?) and codeine laced cough meds He had in the cabinet since 1985. Seems He has decided to get off His chest some things He doesn't like in BP ads. I've told Him it won't help but You try reasoning with Him when He is swinging a light saber with a condom on it at You.

First, while Pappi understands that not everyone graduated grammar school, please ladies learn to use spell check. When a word gets underline that is the big thinky box in front of You letting You know its misspelled and you can right click it and it gives You the correct spelling. It really looks bad when You misspell Your own ethnicity.

Learn to proofread. Now Pappi knows that's a big word, so break it up into 2. Proof and read. Means reread what you wrote to look for errors. Typos, forgetting the damned phone number or pics makes us wonder if someone forgot to meth up your starbucks this morning.

Learn basic math, if you want 80 for HHR don't then ask for 200 for an HR, You will get requests for 2 HHR sessions at 160.

Don't ask for huge differences between HHR and HR, no 100 HHR 200 HR. Its more like 100/150 or 175.

If you say your open minded, you better damned well be open minded, that includes pretty much the entire alphabet in acronyms (oh look it up fer cryin out loud).

Despite what daddy told you, you all aren't "drop dead gorgeous", " absolutely stunning", etc. While you may very well be attractive, You wouldn't be on BP if you were any of those.

Exotic doesn't mean your average white girl nor really and Ebony girl either. Hell even the Latinas aren't that exotic any more.

Look up the following words: erotic, sensual, unrushed, safe, clean, Hygiene.

For crying out loud, put something more specific than the county in your area part of ad. You will eliminate a lot of unneeded calls / texts. We don't need your address in the ad but at least the area.

Don't change your name and or number a lot, looks bad.

And finally, deliver on what you promise and don't promise what you won't deliver. Everyone will be happy and Your rep will grow and You will get clients. Shoot for repeats not one and dones, it is better for your business model and probably your safety and sanity to have a decent group of regulars and repeats than a steady stream of unknowns.

Thia has been a PSA from GrandPappi MO, with underwriting provided by the members of the "Cap'and save-a-ho" foundation. "I'm Granpappi Mo and I approve this message".

Dammit pappi stop saying "I am your father" and swinging that thing at me, holy shit is that a used one? Really magnums? A little full of ones self?

Opps, this ting still on?[/QUOTE]"If you say your open minded"don't you mean "you're"? LOL...sorry Pappi...I just couldn't resist! Hope "you're" feeling better!

So my buddy contacted me and would not shut up over this lady named Rachelina. Said she is the total package, down to Earth, easy on the eyes, great conversationalist, looks better than her pics. Said she is a realist and not over the top, just a cool chick to hang with. Spent way too much time talking but the conversation was great. He stated that when she got comfortable the site was just absolutely amazing and the activities after were over the top. He kept ranting about being hooked now and doesn't think he can wait until December. Anyway I will not be picking up his calls for awhile until he shuts up over this lady named Rachelina.

[QUOTE=BillyBob987;2094370]So my buddy contacted me and would not shut up over this lady named Rachelina. Said she is the total package, down to Earth, easy on the eyes, great conversationalist, looks better than her pics. Said she is a realist and not over the top, just a cool chick to hang with. Spent way too much time talking but the conversation was great. He stated that when she got comfortable the site was just absolutely amazing and the activities after were over the top. He kept ranting about being hooked now and doesn't think he can wait until December. Anyway I will not be picking up his calls for awhile until he shuts up over this lady named Rachelina.[/QUOTE]I had the pleasure of meeting Rachelina a couple of years ago while I was attending a military reunion in San Antonio. One of the nicest providers that I've ever had the pleasure of meeting. Truly down to earth.