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Responded to the following ad:

[url]http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/a-true-barbie-lauren-56-32d-22-30-a-nice-body-call-now-great-reviews-23/4842051[/url]

Everything in the ad was true:

Beautiful pixie like young spinner.

Easy to get to (although really cheap incall location).

Trim body. Pretty face. Etc.

Everything should have been wonderful. But.

Lots of "what time is it?","I really feel horrible today", etc.

Interrupting calls from "my friend" who hopefully will bring food and cigarettes.

In short. Worst encounter I have ever had. Will not repeat.

LG

[QUOTE=I Like Thick; 1279108]Based on this comment, I decided to check out Ivy. I am still deciding if it was a bad experience or one of my better ones. I am very confused.

The good:

She is a true spinner and loves to show you how well she can do the act of spinning. Looks are decent but showing signs of wear. You can do just about anything, every hole is open and you name the fetish or fantasy, she'll let you try. She never talks about money and not once mentioned there even was such a thing as time. I could have kept her all day if I wanted to. She loves to suck and really shows you how much she loves it and loves to screw as well but I was so worked up, I didn't get a lot of time to enjoy it. Toys and outfits are all part of the fun and the kinkier the better for her.

The bad:

She is very self conscious which distracts from her performance. Kissing is not her favorite so it will be limited and does not like DATY. In fact, she will not let you use saliva, it has to be a lubricant like astro or KY. She talks constantly and much of it is incoherent babble. I actually had to ask her to leave so I could move on with my day after about 1. 5 hours. In that time, I only got off once, not because 2 wouldn't have been available but because she kept stopping and talking. It took almost 30 minutes just to get her out of her clothes and onto the bed.

The ugly:

First, she took advantage of my patience and kindness and didn't show up until 2. 5 hours after we arranged a meeting. In fairness, I was the one that told her not to rush I had plenty of time but that was a little ridiculous. She would call about every hour telling me she was almost ready to leave. Second, it is obvious she is on something. My guess is crank. She couldn't focus for more than 5 seconds, kept babbling, and wouldn't shut up about her ex-husband that she is still with.

Summary:

If you want a good time that you can treat like a ragdoll and fuck silly, she is a good choice. You will just need to add at least an hour to what you thought the time would be and be prepared to listen to her non stop babbling. Maybe a ball gag would have been a good accessory for the session.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info.

[QUOTE=ImAboutto2;1281113]I would be interested in this one as well. But 19, I'm not buying it.[/QUOTE]I've been looking too. She has that beat me up Nazi look, I'd drive from BHM to get abused.

And how about this TGTBT. Definitly come up to see her.

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411 anyone?

And the third tease to get me to do the drive for a piece is this one.

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I love the MILF look as well.

If I make the dreive, I'd like to have a few back ups, just can't decide which would be my main target, Help!

Ok gents. Any honest recon in this one?

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[QUOTE=Twilighter; 1294355]Ok gents. Any honest recon in this one?

[url]http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/randi-randi-randi-i-am-the-best-and-i-am-back-to-pleasure-you-35/4901396[/url][/QUOTE]I read in a review that she is attractive but somewhat over weight. I'd like to know what that guy considers "somewhat over weight". Judging by her pictures I'd like to see her. I can handle a little extra weight for a pretty face.

Any one have details on these girls? Sorry I don't know how to copy and paste the BP ads from my phone will.

Thanks

Has anyone on here seen Andrea yet? Seen one review of her on another site.

[url]http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-andrea-28/4919540[/url]

Has anybody toftt luxxey yet? She posts on BP often.

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Little Luxxey Super Specials. 22.

Hey Guys.

I'm Luxxey & Avaliable 24/7.

Earlybird 4am-9am 100 / hr.

Happyhour 4pm-9pm 100 / hr.

Regular Rate 150 / hr.

Weekend Special 250/3hrs.

2565204856.

Sorry No Black Men!

Poster's age: 22.

• Location: Huntsville, Everywhere but price may vary

I have been interested in seeing Taylor. (I think she is the blonde in the bar pic)

[url]http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/mandy-and-taylor-all-night-22/4961181[/url]

I have a few questions that you guys can help me with.

Is that her, and what is the deal with the Nashville number (615)? I miss the easy days when I could just call up Vicki at Bama Friends and get a nice girl. Anyway, any info will help.

Thanks

Hey gents.

Has anyone partaken of Stormy? Feel free to PM. Thanks.

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[QUOTE=Xcessiv3; 1304276]Hey gents.

Has anyone partaken of Stormy? Feel free to PM. Thanks.

[url]http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hott-and-ready-2-satisfy-you-let-me-stormy-make-ur-day-23/4969855[/url][/QUOTE]I'd appreciate some info as well!

Never partaken. But have long been curious. I think I am a little scared by the stats. (5'5" 142) Sounds like the pics might be kind.

I am also curious to hear testimony on her.

[QUOTE=Xcessiv3; 1304276]Hey gents.

Has anyone partaken of Stormy? Feel free to PM. Thanks.

[url]http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hott-and-ready-2-satisfy-you-let-me-stormy-make-ur-day-23/4969855[/url][/QUOTE]

I saw Stormy several months ago. It could have been that she was new, but I felt rushed and didn't even finish. Not GFE in any sense of the word. She looks ok and could be better now. Take it for what its worth.

[QUOTE=Twilighter; 1304617]Never partaken. But have long been curious. I think I am a little scared by the stats. (5'5" 142) Sounds like the pics might be kind.

I am also curious to hear testimony on her.[/QUOTE]

Posted this in Birmingham thinking I was in the Huntsville section.

Decided to see Randi.

[url]http://huntsville.backpage.com/Femal.ome-35/4991165[/url]

DON'T waste your time or money. She is about 60 pounds heavier then in her pictures. You are paying for a massage. She will up sell you what you really want.

Too bad really cause she looked hot in those pictures.

Damn Jazz. Sorry for the bad experience, but thanks for TOFTT. Good to see you around.

[QUOTE=The Jazz; 1307186]Posted this in Birmingham thinking I was in the Huntsville section.

Decided to see Randi.

[url]http://huntsville.backpage.com/Femal.ome-35/4991165[/url]

DON'T waste your time or money. She is about 60 pounds heavier then in her pictures. You are paying for a massage. She will up sell you what you really want.

Too bad really cause she looked hot in those pictures.[/QUOTE]