Tijuana Reports

[QUOTE=Chrispoontang; 1335470]Mexican cops looking for illegal aliens.

Talk about irony.[/QUOTE]LOL they do not want the Columbians and Hondurans coming and jumping in from of their people crossing the US / Mex border.

Went to Tijuana on the 12th (Sunday) and things were back to normal. However I heard that recently there have been long lines to return to the US, like 3 hours. Don't know what's up with that but it's reported on the International forum. Here is the main report I posted there:

Didn't see any lingering sign of the raid from Friday night, everything normal. Walked around the club at 8:30pm, about 20-30 girls were there. Saw three I liked and on my second circle around chatted with one I liked, from Mexicali. She was friendly and I asked her upstairs rather than buy drinks. Paid $12 for the room, paid her $70, and she said she'd give me a massage. She turned out to be really good at it, with her warm pussy sitting on top of my ass as she took her time. Next she had me turn over, and gave me a CBJ. Good technique, and great natural body as well. Asked me what position I liked, and we went at it however I wanted. The beds in this hotel have a mirror so it's always a nice touch. She mentioned that she did just massages as a side job. I asked her which days she worked and in reply she added that it was the end of her shift. It was just around 9pm still. Another successful trip. Total time from crossing border to crossing border: 50 minutes (10 minute walk + cab. 5 minute to choose a girl. 25 minutes with girl. 5 mins using club bathroom and looking. 10 minutes cab + walk. 5 minutes immigration.

In San Diego for comparison, it's generally impossible to get a girl like this for anything under $300 and she more often then not won't be as good or enthusiastic. In Tijuana you can get a good GFE experience more often than not at Adelitas, in my experience.

What follows is a brief guide for anyone new to Tijuana. It's only based off my experience over a few years as a SD local plus from friends I've shared info with. Thanks to everyone else who's helped all these years on this forum.

Itinerary. If you just want to fuck for money using the minimal time possible with no other hassles (MFM. Minimal Fuck for Money) , this is a bare bones step by step guide for beginners!

1) Drive towards the border on freeway 5 and exit the last exit (exit 1A). Pay attention to the freeway signs as you near the 3 mile mark where it lists all the exits. Take the last one, which will be labeled as "last exit USA". BTW, exit 1B is the second to last exit, so don't worry about passing it. Use google maps if you're not good with exits.

2) After you exit the freeway, choose a parking lot. I prefer going straight at the intersection, and making a right into the parking lot there. It's $10 which is more than other places, but the closest lot possible (I. E. Least walking distance). There are other lots of course as low as $4 you can walk from or take a shuttle. Take your ticket as you enter and leave it in your car when you park. Personally, I'd recommend getting to the border around 8pm if you're not sure. I also recommend only taking what you need, and if it's an MFM you're looking for then just take your Passport / driver's license, cash, car keys, and maybe even a cell phone (if you must). Just my opinion but I strongly recommend you don't take ATM or Credit Cards, any other form of I'd (business cards, etc.) , valuables, anything possibly considered a weapon, etc.

3) Walk to the sidewalk and head towards the border turnstile. Follow everyone else and you'll see. After the turnstile you'll be in the "neutral zone", and eventually walk through a second set of turnstiles. Keep going straight and you'll soon be at the taxi area which is full of taxis and guys dressed in black asking if you need a taxi. Say yes or si.

4) Tell them which bar you want to go to. I suggest Adelitas Bar as your first stop by default, both because it's good and because they're unlikely to mishear you say it. The fare is typically $5, sometimes $6. Most of this pays for the gasoline. You can sit in the back of the cab like most tourists, or sit in the front like most locals. Doesn't make a difference.

5) The red light zone is going to be a few blocks from the giant arch, but the taxi has to take an indirect route to get there both because of the streety layout and to avoid traffic. It'll be just under 5 minutes without traffic. You'll know you're getting close as you see lots of large neon signs and people milling. If by any chance you see a swarm of cops / federal agents herding people so they can be searched and checked, it's a raid and you're out of luck. Go back to America or anywhere else in Tijuana.

6) If you chose Adelitas, there will be a huge sign saying "Adelitas". Walk straight through the curtained door.

7) Circle the club inside and every time you see a girl you like make a mental note of where they are and keep count. When you make a full circle, there are three possible numbers in your head. If Zero, go to another club like Hong Kong. If One, pick that girl. If More than One, pick one girl for now with the other girls as backup.

8) Don't be afraid, walk up to the girl you choose and say Hello, or hola. Doesn't matter which. She might speak a lot of English, or zero English. Doesn't matter which. Spend 0 to 5 minutes chatting with her, but no more than that or you're likely to be asked to buy yourself a beer and buy her a drink by the waiters at Adelitas. Of course, some people do prefer this but this is an MFM guide. Instead, ask her if she's available to go upstairs with you and she will obviously say yes. If it's your first time with this girl, you might want to confirm the price she charges at this point. Most girls charge $60 or less, but certainly some nice girls charge more like $70 or $80.

9) Follow her out the front door and go next door to the hotel on the left. Go upstairs, pay the nice guy $12. She'll get her purse from that guy, and you guys go to your room to fuck.

10) Pay her and get your clothes off. If you're a virgin, look up a guide on how to fuck. If not, then fuck. You'll generally get a blow job and sex in any position you prefer, but of course some girls are better than others.

11) Shower and use the bathroom in the room if you prefer, and get your clothes back on. If you want to fuck another girl, have your rest and go to step 7. Otherwise, proceed to step 12.

12) Outside Adelitas, say you want a taxi and enter the taxi at the front of the taxi line. Say you want to go to the border, and he'll take you.

13) You'll exit standing next to the freeway, on the Mexican side of the border. Walk paralell to the freeway along the narrow corridor to the immigration checkpoint, about 3 minutes away. I suggest you don't stop for any reason no matter how much some stranger may ask you for money or offer you something. Who cares if some lady opened the door to your taxi for you (which happened today's trip and a previous one) , don't give her money just politely ignore her. Sadly, I also have to mention a small warning that occasionally there have been police shakedowns right at this location very late at night (ex. Past midnight). But just walk calmly and directly to the border station and you'll be fine, especially it's still before midnight with the mass migratio going on.

14) At the immigration check, wait in line until it's your turn. Present your passport or driver's license. They might ask you a simple question, so give them a simple and correct answer and you should be fine to pass. Example quetions are: What are you bringing? (today's question) What's your name? (if they ask a second time, give the same answer) What did you do in Tijuana? (answer: visited the bars) Don't joke, don't be disrespectful, don't make this take any longer than it has to because this is an MFM guide!

15) Find the parking lot you parked at. The one I mentioned is going to be across the freeway, which you can use the pedestrian bridge or walk the long way around to get to. The sign for the bridge says "to Mexico" but that doesn't mean you must go to Mexico if you use it. Either way, the freeway is your best reference if you get disoriented for any reason.

16) Get back on the 5 freeway, being careful not to go 5 South (the wrong way) and cross into Mexico. There's a warning sign for that particular route.

Total cost for the above trip is going to end up about $90-$100, depending on the options you chose.

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Hello yall, thinking about making the journey down to the otherside of the border and taking the challenge, but was curious, (maybe a dumb question) are the girls out and clubs open on Christmas day?

Thanks

Buttens:

Made daytrips on Thursday and Friday.

I was told that the clubs are open every day except Election day.

Just went for SGs and replenish the V supply. Seems like the lines where shorter and less girls on Friday than Thursday. Still a lot more girls I'd like to F than I had time (or stamina) to do.

Man if I lived down here I'd be broke as hell.

Good luck!

[QUOTE=NothingButtens; 1344459]Hello, yall, thinking about making the journey down to the otherside of the border and taking the challenge, but was curious, (maybe a dumb question) are the girls out and clubs open on Christmas day?

Thanks[/QUOTE]

It has been since the early 60's since I've been down to Tijuana. And back then I went down there A LOT! . I doubt if I would recognize it now, so I'd like to ask a couple of questions since I want to take a trip down when I'm in San Diego this coming summer.

Tijuana was a wide open boardertown back when I would go down there. The Blue Fox and the Chicago Club both had donkey shows that you could watch while drinking a cold one and getting a blowjob from one of the working girls working in the bar. And, every other business, on both sides of Revelution Blvd (don't know the correct spelling) was a bar with young hookers. Ahh. The good old days. I think that's when I first turned into a pervert. :)

I know the Fox burned down back in the 70's, but is the Chicago Club still going? Do they still have that kind of "entertainment" going in the bars? Are there good one's and bad ones now? I know from reading the board that it seems like most guy are going down to whorehouses there, so is the bar scene dead there now? Any suggestions are appreciated.

Also, what is the best way to get down? We used to take our cars down there, but I don't think I want to do that now.

Thanks in advance.

Dirty

[QUOTE=Dirty Old Guy; 1376979]It has been since the early 60's since I've been down to Tijuana. And back then I went down there A LOT! . I doubt if I would recognize it now, so I'd like to ask a couple of questions since I want to take a trip down when I'm in San Diego this coming summer.

Tijuana was a wide open boardertown back when I would go down there. The Blue Fox and the Chicago Club both had donkey shows that you could watch while drinking a cold one and getting a blowjob from one of the working girls working in the bar. And, every other business, on both sides of Revelution Blvd (don't know the correct spelling) was a bar with young hookers. Ahh. The good old days. I think that's when I first turned into a pervert. .

I know the Fox burned down back in the 70's, but is the Chicago Club still going? Do they still have that kind of "entertainment" going in the bars? Are there good one's and bad ones now? I know from reading the board that it seems like most guy are going down to whorehouses there, so is the bar scene dead there now? Any suggestions are appreciated.

Also, what is the best way to get down? We used to take our cars down there, but I don't think I want to do that now.

Thanks in advance.

Dirty[/QUOTE]You're in for a big surprise. Revolucion has been cleaned up. I started going down there in 77 and it's a complete different city now. Chicago Club is still open, but no donkey shows. I used to drive across, but now it's such a pain in the behind due to the wait at the border. I walk across now. Hong kong, Adelitas and Chicago club seem to be the busiest in my opinion.

Several years ago, I used to get BBBJ's at a couple stripper clubs. I have not been to a stripper club in a while so, I'm not sure if that action exist now. Good Luck on your trip.

Trike

[QUOTE=Dirty Old Guy; 1376979]It has been since the early 60's since I've been down to Tijuana. And back then I went down there A LOT! . I doubt if I would recognize it now, so I'd like to ask a couple of questions since I want to take a trip down when I'm in San Diego this coming summer.

Tijuana was a wide open boardertown back when I would go down there. The Blue Fox and the Chicago Club both had donkey shows that you could watch while drinking a cold one and getting a blowjob from one of the working girls working in the bar. And, every other business, on both sides of Revelution Blvd (don't know the correct spelling) was a bar with young hookers. Ahh. The good old days. I think that's when I first turned into a pervert. .

I know the Fox burned down back in the 70's, but is the Chicago Club still going? Do they still have that kind of "entertainment" going in the bars? Are there good one's and bad ones now? I know from reading the board that it seems like most guy are going down to whorehouses there, so is the bar scene dead there now? Any suggestions are appreciated.

Also, what is the best way to get down? We used to take our cars down there, but I don't think I want to do that now.

Thanks in advance.

Dirty[/QUOTE]There are a couple good reports a little ways down on this thread about how to get down there. Short story is drive to 'The Last US Exit' called Camino De La Plaza. Grab a parking lot around there (I like to park behind the Jack in the Box $5 for 8 hours). Walk across the boarder. If you go straight for about 100 yards after the 2nd (last turnstile) a hoard of taxi drivers will be asking you if you need a taxi. Pick one and ask for Adelitas. Once you get dropped off, your main choices are Adelitas, and Hong Kong. Hong Kong is flashy and glamorous and has a rep for hotter girls. Adelitas is more personal. Chicago is still there, but every time I go in I get the feeling that it's kinda dead, even on peak hours on Fri / Sat nights.

There's other clubs like Las Chevellas which caters to very local clientele. Also Tropical and Mermaids, but haven't seen much action there personal. Still worth a quick tour. A couple more that I can't think of the name, but also worth a quick tour. I was in one club kitty-corner from Adelitas, and I thought some of the girls were quality.

All the clubs that I've mentioned are brothels where you go meet the girls, buy them a drink or two if you want, then ask them to go upstairs. At which point you walk outside the club and up the stairs right next to the club entrance up to the hotel about. There's different hotel for every club.

$60 is going rate for half an hour with a girl upstairs. Hotel will run you about $15 for the half. Some girls will charge more for a half, $80. $150, and some of them get it cause they're that hot or they're that good. Don't feel bad to negotiate, but I've never gotten bar girl for less that $60, that is unless she was giving me a freebie. <smiley face Also never gotten bare BBBJ unless it was from one of my 'GF'. Also never gotten bare FS unless it was from one of my 'GF'. <smiley face Wait, no, actually one time I got bare FS from a first time girl.

Street walkers you can get for $20.

I've heard stories about the donkey shows, but always thought they were just urban legend. Is it really what I heard about a donkey fucking a girl?

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Hey guys, thanks for the info. I appreciate it.

No Pimpin, the donkey shows were not legend, they were real. The place I usually went to for them was the Blue Fox. It was on a side street near the beginning of Revolution up towards the border. It was a nasty place, but then what else are you going down there for? :)

The way it worked was the girl, and believe it or not some of them were pretty good looking, would walk up and down the raised (maybe 4 feet high) runway stage and strip and squat on faces (guys would lie on their backs on the stage and eat pussy). She would do this to a few guys just to get the crowd ready for the main event.

While she is doing her thing on the front of the stage, the MC (believe it or not) would be jacking off the donkey to get it hard (how would you like THAT job? :() near the back of the stage where the band was playing.

After she had sat on a few faces, and gotten heated up, she would open a big jar of Vasoline and slap some in and all over her pussy to get it ready for the donkey. As soon as the MC had gotten the donkeys dick hard (and they had some BIG dicks) the MC would lead it over to the girl, who had a small stool that she would lay down on, and the MC would guide the donkey dick into her.

Once the donkey was in the pussy, nature would take over and he would start fucking. It was amazing to watch that big sonofabitch disappear into the girls pussy. I was always amazed that the girls could take as much of it as they did.

It seemed like it never took it long to cum, maybe 2 or 3 minutes, and as soon as he did the MC would lead it off stage and the girl would squat down so everyone could see the cum drip out of her pussy. Everyone would applaud and that was the end of the show. They only had one donkey show per evening, the rest of the shows (every 1/2 hour or so) were strippers who did the squat thing, or brought some guy from the audience up on stage for a blowjob or to fuck.

After the donkey show, everyone would either go back to drinking, or pick one of the girls in the bar and go upstairs to the tiny bedrooms to go fuck.

I started going down there in 1962 when I was in my early teens (as long as you were big enough to climb up on a barstool, they would server you a cervesa). It was a wild, wild wide open town back then. You could do the bar scene, go to some of the whorehouses or get a blowjob on the street. From what you said, it sounds like we'll never see that kind of stuff down there again, but for any of you guys who are old enough to have gone down there back then I'm sure you remember all the hardcore stuff that went on down there then. And for you young whippersnappers who were born too late. Eat your hearts out. :)

[QUOTE=PimpinIt; 1377312]There are a couple good reports a little ways down on this thread about how to get down there. Short story is drive to 'The Last US Exit' called Camino De La Plaza. Grab a parking lot around there (I like to park behind the Jack in the Box $5 for 8 hours). Walk across the boarder. If you go straight for about 100 yards after the 2nd (last turnstile) a hoard of taxi drivers will be asking you if you need a taxi. Pick one and ask for Adelitas. Once you get dropped off, your main choices are Adelitas, and Hong Kong. Hong Kong is flashy and glamorous and has a rep for hotter girls. Adelitas is more personal. Chicago is still there, but every time I go in I get the feeling that it's kinda dead, even on peak hours on Fri / Sat nights.

There's other clubs like Las Chevellas which caters to very local clientele. Also Tropical and Mermaids, but haven't seen much action there personal. Still worth a quick tour. A couple more that I can't think of the name, but also worth a quick tour. I was in one club kitty-corner from Adelitas, and I thought some of the girls were quality.

All the clubs that I've mentioned are brothels where you go meet the girls, buy them a drink or two if you want, then ask them to go upstairs. At which point you walk outside the club and up the stairs right next to the club entrance up to the hotel about. There's different hotel for every club.

$60 is going rate for half an hour with a girl upstairs. Hotel will run you about $15 for the half. Some girls will charge more for a half, $80. $150, and some of them get it cause they're that hot or they're that good. Don't feel bad to negotiate, but I've never gotten bar girl for less that $60, that is unless she was giving me a freebie. <smiley face Also never gotten bare BBBJ unless it was from one of my 'GF'. Also never gotten bare FS unless it was from one of my 'GF'. <smiley face Wait, no, actually one time I got bare FS from a first time girl.

Street walkers you can get for $20.

I've heard stories about the donkey shows, but always thought they were just urban legend. Is it really what I heard about a donkey fucking a girl?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dirty Old Guy;1377761]Hey guys, thanks for the info. I appreciate it.[/QUOTE]You already have some good recommendations. The best source for this information is at Internationalsexguide. Info (see link at the front page). Go to the Tijuana link. Start by reading the thread titled something like Brockton O'Tool's Guide (updated 2009). It may not be as good as the 60's, but it is a lot better than anything I've seen in the states.

Hello,

I'm headed to san diego in two weeks for work and haven't been to Tijuana before. Was hoping for some basic answers to a few questions:

1) Can you get back across the border with a passport card?

2) I read in some posts that they sell viagara in pharmacies down there? Is this true? I've messed with it a few times before but would love to be able to buy it there too.

3) I'm planning on going to Tijuana in the afternoon. Is this an ok time to go? I have events to attend in SD at night so the afternoon is my only option.

Thanks a lot for the info.

[QUOTE=Conda; 1378151]Hello,

I'm headed to san diego in two weeks for work and haven't been to Tijuana before. Was hoping for some basic answers to a few questions:

1) Can you get back across the border with a passport card?

2) I read in some posts that they sell viagara in pharmacies down there? Is this true? I've messed with it a few times before but would love to be able to buy it there too.

3) I'm planning on going to Tijuana in the afternoon. Is this an ok time to go? I have events to attend in SD at night so the afternoon is my only option.

Thanks a lot for the info.[/QUOTE]1) I'm sure you can, but not 100% sure. If you don't get an answer here just google. Recently I crossed back into San Diego with just my Cali drivers license. I had forgotten my passport and did not realize this until it was time to go home.

2) Yes, every pharmacy sells it. Couple years ago one pill cost 10 bucks. If you walk across the border you will pass many pharmacy's. The pharmacy people are outside their doors trying to sell you the pill and others such as, Cialis and other enhancers.

3) My past three trips have been in the afternoon. I was there yesterday at 3 pm. I have noticed that in the afternoon I tend to score BBBJ's with CIM fairly easy. Yesterday I scored one within 10 minutes of arriving at Adelitas (this girl was a 7. 5 in my book) and I have not had a repeat girl (60). I asked a couple of street girls, but they declined.

One club I highly recommend for hot girls is Hong Kong, I had not been in this club in at least 10 years. I was blown away how hot these girls were. Remember, this was early afternoon. I want to go there at prime time to see the quality of the girls. I did not ask about any services as I had been drained completely by the Adelitas girl.

I was reading an earlier post about how some girls are getting 100 to 150 to play in this club. I can understand now why they charge this much. Many of these Hong Kong girls are drop dead gorgeous. I saw at least 50+ girls and I would of screwed at least 40 of them. Other were just too freaken tall for me. And no, I was not drunk. I only drink bottled water at these clubs as I don't drink.

Have fun but be careful down there.

Trike

[QUOTE=Conda;1378151]3) I'm planning on going to Tijuana in the afternoon. Is this an ok time to go? I have events to attend in SD at night so the afternoon is my only option.[/QUOTE]Unless your events are late at night or unless you are going at noon, getting back by early evening might be quite ambitious.

Horse,

Thanks. That O'Tool Guide is very informative.

And, you're right, it doesn't sound like it is anywhere near as good as it was back in the 60's. The only place I've been to that is even close to what it used to be like is Bangkok. You can get ANYTHING you want over there, but it's a hell of a lot more expensive.

[QUOTE=Horsetrader;1377804]You already have some good recommendations. The best source for this information is at Internationalsexguide. Info (see link at the front page). Go to the Tijuana link. Start by reading the thread titled something like Brockton O'Tool's Guide (updated 2009). It may not be as good as the 60's, but it is a lot better than anything I've seen in the states.[/QUOTE]

1) Passport card yes. My buddy does it all the time.

2) I've seen all the pharmacies advertise.

3) If your on an absolute time critical mission:

San Diego. Boarder: 45 mins.

Parking lot. Taxis: 15 mins.

Taxi ride: 10 mins.

Pick a girl and fuck her for. 5 hr: 45 mins.

Taxi ride back: 10 mins.

Taxi drop off point back to your car: 15mins + 'unknown time to wait for the line'

Drive back to San Diego: 45 mins.

This is prolly the absolute minimum time you can do it in. 'unknown time to wait for the line' should not be too bad if you're coming back early evening, prolly about 15 mins.

You're probably looking at like 3. 5 hours. I've made these estimates purposefully generous in regards of adding a little extra time to account for any minor unforeseen delays.

[QUOTE=Conda; 1378151]Hello,

I'm headed to san diego in two weeks for work and haven't been to Tijuana before. Was hoping for some basic answers to a few questions:

1) Can you get back across the border with a passport card?

2) I read in some posts that they sell viagara in pharmacies down there? Is this true? I've messed with it a few times before but would love to be able to buy it there too.

3) I'm planning on going to Tijuana in the afternoon. Is this an ok time to go? I have events to attend in SD at night so the afternoon is my only option.

Thanks a lot for the info.[/QUOTE]