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[QUOTE=IcedOut]Thank you for this useless report. We are all dumber now just from having read it.[/QUOTE]

*taking a deep breath*

We have three options when a guy with no posts and who is too lazy to RTFF asks us to hand him a wh*re: ignore it, yell at him to RTFF, or respond with humor. HG responded with humor, which I appreciated. When I clicked on the link, it made me chuckle.

So, in sum, I think HG's post was on target and would encourage him to continue to respond as he did. Thanks for the laugh, HG!

Bend It

P.S. If you meant your comment to be humorous, Ice, then I'm a jackass and you can ignore the above. Here's to more laughter! LOL!

[QUOTE=Bend It]*taking a deep breath*

We have three options when a guy with no posts and who is too lazy to RTFF asks us to hand him a wh*re: ignore it, yell at him to RTFF, or respond with humor. HG responded with humor, which I appreciated. When I clicked on the link, it made me chuckle.

So, in sum, I think HG's post was on target and would encourage him to continue to respond as he did. Thanks for the laugh, HG!

Bend It

P.S. If you meant your comment to be humorous, Ice, then I'm a jackass and you can ignore the above. Here's to more laughter! LOL![/QUOTE]Always in good humor, me and happy have picked our battles before. I would much rather read something rediculous like a link to a boat ride then read another post telling some guy to read the forum.

Don't confuse this one with the other Mya s.

She only works a few days each month. I have seen her 3 times, and each session was off the charts.

She is very tall, lean and exotic (small tits, but nice nips! ), with a tongue stud that she really knows how to use. FS, not GFE--but close enough.

Here is her CL ad:

[quote]Sexy little erotic mix.In/outcalls downtown - w4m - 23
Reply to: [email]pers-589754040@craigslist.org[/email]
Date: 2008-02-28, 10:15AM CST

MyA
415-312-9061
independent
Check my reviews[/quote]Enjoy.

Pengansai

Tried to see a girl named Pleasure. A ebony girl with a very cute picture. Called 20 minutes out to make appopintment. Got to location near Irving Pk and Manheim and had to wait another 10. Called 5 times when I arrived and no answer her message answered as Kiki. So I left what a waste of time. She calls me 10 minutes down the road and asks if I have raincoat. I tell her she do not have her game together so I hung up on her. Is this The same ebony girl someone wrote about who strings guys along on the phone and no one really gets a hoookup. If so do not bother with her she just a waste of time and planning.

I'm new to the site. I do look through Craigslist quite often. I see Ayana on there all the time. Do any of you guys have any reviews on her?

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/590376236.html[/url]

If you see her post a review. I have never seen that ad. [QUOTE=Chisox75]I'm new to the site. I do look through Craigslist quite often. I see Ayana on there all the time. Do any of you guys have any reviews on her?

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/590376236.html[/url][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chaspcap]Sorry the 20 north side incall.

White girl very good.[/QUOTE]
Yes you did get the periods and the capitals right, but come on....

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I decided to give lola a try after seeing her posts for a couple weeks. In the mornings, she runs an ad that promotes a. 5 special.

I called a few times prior to meeting her during the week to feel her out. Third time I called on Friday around 5 she told me she was downtown at the sheraton with some friends, but did not have a incall there. I only live few blocks away so I went and picked her up. She was very nervous. I drove her to get some fast food and then went back to my place.

In my garage I had her go down on me and I guess I just either didn't want to stop subconciously or my dick just had complete control of me cuz I finsished. It was a 9 on bbbjtcim scale. I sucked and played with her tits pretty big and very nice.

She is a 5 looks, although very sweet, and 9 for service I gave her a jackson and told her next time when we fuck I'll give her. 5. She smiled and said she like the way I tasted and saved my number. That shit almost got me hard again. I went and dropped her abck at the sheraton and told her id be callin again.

Overall, I think. 5 would be worth it for full service with her. But my gut tells me if she likes you she will charge you SW prices like. 2 for BJ or. 4 for FS.

Hi,

Does anyone have any experience with any Indian providers?

thanks,

Arlo

[QUOTE=Arlogu]Hi,

Does anyone have any experience with any Indian providers?

thanks,

Arlo[/QUOTE]I've had the pleasure of seeing a couple of different Indian providers. I have not seen either advertise for quite awhile. They are few and far between as far as I can tell, but the experience was great.

Met Angie last week from CL - her ad is gone now.

Her ad title was "Senuous Lady Looking For Generous Gentleman", the ad read:
I'm very ladylike in my manner and dress, my personality is upbeat and I always find the absolute best in people. I am educated and soft spoken. I am also a mixture of incredible sensuality and sex appeal.

Total cost $175 for 2 hours. These photos are the ones she sent me - they are accurate. I will repeat if I can get a response to my email.

Hi,

Has anyone tried this asian girl, she seems cheaper 160HR FS. I have seen her post in various area's, willowbrook & now she's in bridgeview. Any input is appreciated.

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/594244849.html[/url]

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/594244849.html[/url]

It should be in the "Monger's Pix as Art." I would nominate it! Here is the URL of "Monger's Pix as Art":

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=5541[/url]

That is a seriously gorgeous image and body. However, I have to say that I grow weary of professional images posted on USASG which come from professional sites. But what a body Angie has in this picture:

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=51092[/url]

PERFECT.

Thanks for posting it even if you DIDN'T take it. What are the chances you could take some of your own?

So--I hope you don't mind, I am resizing the image, and posting it on "Monger's Pix as Art." Here is the URL:

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=624318[/url]

Giani

[QUOTE=Paul Stearn]Met Angie last week from CL - her ad is gone now.

Her ad title was "Senuous Lady Looking For Generous Gentleman", the ad read:
I'm very ladylike in my manner and dress, my personality is upbeat and I always find the absolute best in people. I am educated and soft spoken. I am also a mixture of incredible sensuality and sex appeal.

Total cost $175 for 2 hours. These photos are the ones she sent me - they are accurate. I will repeat if I can get a response to my email.[/QUOTE]