Strip Club Reports

I don't know about you but when I went to BZ on Thursday it was like dead. I also would like to note that most of the girls there looked like they were at a retirement home for strippers. I mean the average age alone was like 34. I didn't get any high mileage over there but it appears there is more to be had. If you want eye candy its all about the rhino in vn.

I went to see ELVIRA at Knott's Holloween Haunt. I felt the need to see somemore so I stopped in at DV in NoHo on my way home.

First was a new girl (Sorry I can't remember names most of the time) A nice lady but clames to be tickleish in the toppless room. Still good for my ego.

Next got a lap dance Amber Lynn (an adult film star). I have been with her before and she is always a treat to dance with. Good $ worth in Toppless and / or

VIP.

Last dance with a busty blonde (Sorry can't remember her name either but she was dressed up in a red devil outfit). Danced with her before also. Good time in Toppless room And a fun to person to talk to.

Amber and the Devil Girl, along with Anita Cannible are the reason I keep going back to this club, but Anita has not been there in awhile.

Remember NOTHING is a sure thing, YMMV. But treat the dancers like ladys and your luck may improve.

Happy Holloween All.

[QUOTE=NeoXl;1509025]Hey guys. I went to Godfathers (on SB) the other night, and I have to say I was disappointed. It was a slow night for them. I went in and had to pay 15 for cover. I immediately saw a very attractive blonde (although her face wasn't great, her body was amazing). She called herself Gypsy. We talked for a while then went in for a dance. The dances were 40 for two or 60 for three. I knew this was unusually expensive, but I really wanted to get with this blonde. Turns out the dances are seriously a minute long, maybe less. Both dances were over within about 2 1/2 minutes. The dance was hot though, she was completely nude and even grabbed my goods and worked them for awhile, but not worth that price. I thought about asking when she got off work to see if we could continue the action elsewhere, but I didn't think of it until I was driving home.[/QUOTE]I think you just saved me a few bucks.

Godfather is a real hit-or-miss for me. I like slender chicks, and the only slender chicks I've found there in 3 visits over the last 3 months are 45-55 and white. Lots of Latinas. Young and thick. One Black amazon type. Sometimes the girls at the SB club are rotated over from another Godfather in Canoga (?) never been there. The white dancers are Ardyce. 50+, ditzy, with a rocking body, if you like 'them slender, and Gypsy, a tall slender woman with a blonde wig (Neo, she showed me brunette stubble on her hump). Have done dances with Ardyce and may visit Gypsy tonight. Now, my expectations are limited with her. Club is totally dead mid-afternoon, early evening. Privacy in dance area isn't great.

Anyway, just found this forum yesterday, long time hobbyist, and eager to become a contributor.

MY 62nd birthday-Spent the DAY at Disneyland. Spent the Night at the Tropical Lei in Upland / Pomona and the DV in NoHo.

In the DV I saw my friends Amber Lynn And Gina. (See my last post-Dressed like devil)

Won't be doing this again soon BUT I will be going back as soon as I can save up a few bucks-LOL
See my other post in Pomona.
Busy day / Busy night.
Time for bed

Okay 1st comment as well, I'll keep this short. Went to star g in north hollywood for the 1st time on Friday around 4:30. Cheap beer lots to choose from. 6 girls working only spinner girls. None my type. Might be different at a different time. No private area for dances just semi private area but anyone can see the guy getting the lap dance. Hope that helps if not let me know.

I know its a bit late but have been pretty busy. Anyways this past Saturday was the SR on oxnard's VIP holiday party. Needless to say it was spectacular. No cover, Free alcohol and food, as well as 1/2 price nude dances and 100 off VIP 1/2 hr rooms. Needless to say good times were had all around. As always YMMV with extras but I have a few that I frequently see that hook it up. It was definitely a night to remember

This was THE place in the SFV and really all of LA until maybe 6-8 years ago when they apparently got spooked by a new law in ihe city regulating SCs, removed the "beds" from their VIP rooms and just generally turned down the sexual heat presumably to keep the LE heat from their door. Hard to argue with their motivation but there is not any reason for single minded mileage hounds to visit this club anymore from what I can see and from what I've heard through the grapevine. I'm sure you can still get happy if you put out the money for the VIP or have an established ATF who will give you special treatment. Otherwise, the standard lap dances seem to be almost universally PG-13 rated and softer. R rated and stronger laps were once common at this club.

My spontaneous Monday afternoon drop in was my first visit in a couple of years. I was a regular in the early years of the club's existence around the late 90's. I did have a decent time because while I'm surely a mileage hound, I'm not single minded about it knowing that if it doesn't work out in the club there are a few dozen nearby MPs where I can find the ultimate happiness that was not available in the club.

I have to say that by 3PM the selection of dancers was A+. About the freshest and nicest looking cast of exclusively young girls I've seen working a shift in a very long time. I don't recall a fake rack in the house and the ink quotient was restrained and tasteful. All dancers were white or latina and all at least appeared to be 18-27 which was a surprise. This club used to be good for wider looks and age diversity but this time there was only one black dancer and no asian dancers but for one interesting looking platinum blond Filipina (actually probably a wig) who looked to be the choice for mileage hounds from whatever one can discern from behavioral clues, but she never came near me so I didn't get a taste. There really wasn't a single girl working I would not have wanted to do a test drive with.

This club is also infamous for the "fucko" syndrome. The girls hang together in the showroom and in the back and seem to socialize only with the regular "fuckos" and take themselves out of the stream of commerce. To my surprise, it was not that way on Monday with many of the young hotties settling in to develop some simpatico. Not just doing flyby dance solicitations. All followed pretty much the same formula in the lap dances (which BTW are $10 on Monday which allows for wide sampling). Free roaming always permitted north of the waist but only mild explorations south. Not a single hand found its way to my package though maybe one girl got down for what they used to code on Zbone as a "mock 003" or maybe a "mock 004". I. E. Simulated BJ, and a couple of others tossed in some GFE simulations.

The point is, not one girl of the 5 or 6 I sampled made any attempt to soil my calzones. That is almost unheard of in SoCal strip clubs these days even in the current generation of moderate mileage clubs. That has to leave the once notorious DVNH as one of the lowest mileage SCs operating in the city. Are there any vets here who can say that that "Jedi" dancers can still be found here beyond an isolated renegade to provide KMSO service? Yeah, this club had the most devoted followers who developed their own lexicon to describe the DVNH experience.

So all in all not much to complain about. $10 entry with "free" coupon, excellent continuous all nude stage dancing from hot girls you want to see on stage, fresh hot material all around complete with excellent personalities, and decent dances for the money. That is, considering the girl is hot and you're only out $10 and the dance times are OK compared to the rip off SR clubs. But if you're looking for ultimate bliss, don't go so late that the MPs will be closed when you leave the club.

DVNH. My last visit was10-15. Saw my friend Amber but Gina was MIA.

Amber was impressed that I was wareing a suit. (Was at a Christmas party before going here.)

Had two 2-4-1's with Amber. Good as always.

Had another 2-4-1 with a lady who's name I can't remember.

Too close to Christmas to spend alot tonight. Said Good Night to Amber and went home with a smile on my face.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year all

Anyone hit spearmint rhino van nuys lately?

[QUOTE=Mazda05;1642959]Anyone hit spearmint rhino van nuys lately?[/QUOTE]I was planning on going but plans fell through. Why whats up?

[QUOTE=FigLover; 1495215]This place is wicked!

I have been here a few times now & wanted to go a few times before posting on here just to make sure the first time wasn't a fluke.

First time I went, I met a pretty rocka billy chick who was overly flirty and very sweet. Immediately grabbed my croch area when she sat down next to me and asked if I was up for some naughty fun! Immediately my ears pricked up and pursued this conversation! We end up going into the VIP area for $. She starts her lap dance and then as she's grinding on me, she asks if I want something more? She didn't have FS on the menu, but I ended up getting a pleasurable HJ from her that she did covered "for no mess".

Next time I went, met a middle eastern MILF who I just went and had a private dance with, no VIP & she gave me a HJ in that area while letting me get all down and dirty with her pussy! I couldn't believe it!

Best mileage I've ever had at strip clubs. Definitely going back!

Stay safe.[/QUOTE]Unless FS is to be had in VIP, I don't venture. You guys seem to have it rough. I just came from Atlanta. We have one club there that during the day, if you go to VIP, it is pretty much understood that you will get FS unless you say no. And it is $1. 4-2 depending on the girl.

[QUOTE=FigLover; 1371141]I went to Venus Faire this evening and had a lap dance with a girl there. While she was giving me the dance, she said that she would do "everything" at a hotel down the road for $. How could I resist?

We went and did the deed. She was super lovely and super friendly, cute little latina.

Don't think it's a common thing out of Venus Faire though. She said that she only asked me cause her rent it due and I believe her.

Stay safe.[/QUOTE]Usually the best time to hit a SC is from about the 28th to the 2nd of the month. That's when rent is due. The have to get off the crack to save up some money. So you get them 1/2 alive as well.

I dropped by "Valley Bare" last night (used to be Valley Ball, and before that "Oddball Cabaret"). Just around 6, there were 2-3 other please there. Maybe 6-7 girls dancing. A couple of porkers and a slighly plump cutie; one older dark haired woman with a good body, one young amazon with amazing implants. And Stacy, Stacy is a Teen Dream. Big natural breasts, perfect body, super cute face. CAN NOT DANCE AT ALL. Just go to admire the type of girl you could never hope to date in high school.

I did get a couple nude dances from the older chick. Very limited mileage.

Went back to DV in North Hollywood. Had only 4 lap dances due to low funds BUT left with a big smile

BECAUSE

I saw my two friends AMBER LYNN and GINA! Plus Devin & Hope.

A good time was had by all.

Went back again tonight. I was not planing to go back so soon but was in need of a pick-me-up.

Amber Lynn was MIA tonight But GINA was there and my new friend HOPE who I met on my last visit.

Both ladys are worth spending a little time & money on. They are good people.

Got to get up early-Good Night All