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I have place like that but its way to far away from here for that. Unless we want to take a 5 hour drive!

[QUOTE=TapThePie;1544288]I would either have it at a Park, something like Colt park or at a VFw, you can rent them out. Plus it's private and you don't have to tell what it is, if you do tell them a bachelor party[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Gansett; 1544319]We had thought of Goddard park, but it'll soon be too tit nipply to be dropping trou outside.

As for renting a hall, it's hard enough getting guys to attend fest for free [ok they pay for their food and drink] I can't imagine what it'd be like getting funds in advance to rent a hall.

Not sure renting a motel / hotel would be a good idea.

We need a benefactor who is willing to host or has a empty rental property or cabin at a lake / shore.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BlueBallsMitch; 1543290]So far I only have 1 reply from a long time member. If I don't get any more I am going to asume no one is interested.

I was actually thinking of bringing a "friend" with me who is looking for clients. Young, hot and in need of $$.[/QUOTE]Weekends are no good for me. The weekday thing was good except it was school out summer vacation. I don't think I could bring a Ho, but I could bring some $$.

Peace

[QUOTE=P Austin; 1544565]Weekends are no good for me. The weekday thing was good except it was school out summer vacation. I don't think I could bring a Ho, but I could bring some $$.

Peace[/QUOTE]Weekends aren't good for me either.

Not sure were this should go but interesting story.

[url]http://news.yahoo.com/ri-police-boss-gets-prison-stripper-theft-case-164225578.html[/url]

Some of you may know how much time and effort I put into working CL for free (or just about free) strange and I actually have a variety of ads that cover several different sections (m4w, clce, gigs, and etc) and they renew on different days so I always have several ads at the top of the sections. Most have a word or phrase in it to help weed out the spam and I still do get like 95% spam that I delete but so far this month I have bagged SEVEN different ladies and FIVE of them were completely 100% FREE and the other two were VERY affordable. The completely free ones will remain anonymous so I can possibly get another free repeat but I feel like bragging on the two non-pro almost free scores. Both are 25yo bit titted cuties (a little thicker than I like but still nice) and both kicked ass in bed. They're both supposed to be college students and so naive that they used their real names in their emails instead of a throwaway addy. They did like the money though (even as low as the rates were)

P.S. a little info for some of you that helps out a LOT in dealing with CLCE. You can actually take the email addy that they reply to you with and on FB do a search with that addy and a LOT of times it will come up with the lady's REAL NAME and her PICS as well so you can see if she's not only REAL but what she looks like too. A lot of people don't know that if you have a email addy linked to your FB profile that anybody searching by that addy can see all your info. Helps weed out the spam big time!

First of all for anyone interested in either of them you need to take into consideration that they are truly NON-PRO'S and they didn't post any ads. They answered one of mine and they really have no clue about how things normally work. They used their real names, they asked for very little money compared to most UTR girls or any kind of provider. If it's someone TRUSTWORTHY I can email them and ask them if they're possibly interested in seeing "a friend" but IMHO very few of you would qualify for this possible assistance. I just wanted to show what is possible if you know how to work CL properly. BTW, FB= facebook for the uninformed.

[QUOTE=Horny As Hell; 1545866]Some of you may know how much time and effort I put into working CL for free (or just about free) strange and I actually have a variety of ads that cover several different sections (m4w, clce, gigs, and etc) and they renew on different days so I always have several ads at the top of the sections. Most have a word or phrase in it to help weed out the spam and I still do get like 95% spam that I delete but so far this month I have bagged SEVEN different ladies and FIVE of them were completely 100% FREE and the other two were VERY affordable. The completely free ones will remain anonymous so I can possibly get another free repeat but I feel like bragging on the two non-pro almost free scores. Both are 25yo bit titted cuties (a little thicker than I like but still nice) and both kicked ass in bed. They're both supposed to be college students and so naive that they used their real names in their emails instead of a throwaway addy. They did like the money though (even as low as the rates were)

P. S. A little info for some of you that helps out a LOT in dealing with CLCE. You can actually take the email addy that they reply to you with and on FB do a search with that addy and a LOT of times it will come up with the lady's REAL NAME and her PICS as well so you can see if she's not only REAL but what she looks like too. A lot of people don't know that if you have a email addy linked to your FB profile that anybody searching by that addy can see all your info. Helps weed out the spam big time![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Needler; 1546196]I was just informed today by my wife of almost twenty years who has not wanted to have sex of ANY kind for at least 5 years that she "Can't be bothered having sex anymore" that she is "too tired all the time and it takes too much energy to have sex", then she ended it with saying "No offense, it's not personal". How the hell did she think I would take that? No Offense, not personal, how much more personal can you get then having sex with someone, DOH. So I've finally given up and I want to get a divorce as quickly as humanly possible but I have two kids under the age of 18 and don't want to get raped while getting free from her! The big thing is that I'm disabled living on SSDI (have been the entire marriage) and I don; t have very much money (Virtually none).

Any and all help will be greatly appreciated!

Thanks[/QUOTE]While I understand your desire to get out now, take a couple of weeks to let the steam die down. What has really changed, other than what was already going on? Might be a better option to stay in a "platonic" marriage for now till the kids are a little older & just continue on with mongering to make up for what is lacking at home especially if things are civil. The kids will be better off for it & your pocketbook will be much better off. Just my 2 cents.

Sorry for the issues. Life kicked my ass this weekend but things will be good soon.

I wish guys would READ the damn posts on here as I am getting pm's asking me stupid questions about the CLCE when the answers are right here in the post. Now, if you want to get off your asses and write some ads and cover multiple categories and weed through all the responses it is POSSIBLE that you can also score through there. I am NOT going to hold your hands and do it for you MAN UP!

Summary= multiple WELL written ads in multiple categories with enough to get a ladies (or even a couples) attention. Even then it will take both time and a lot of work to score. The more you do it the more you'll learn about what works and what doesn't work as well as how to recognize spam. Now ease off on the pm's about it. GEEZ.

[QUOTE=Horny As Hell;1546087]First of all for anyone interested in either of them you need to take into consideration that they are truly NON-PRO'S and they didn't post any ads. They answered one of mine and they really have no clue about how things normally work. They used their real names, they asked for very little money compared to most UTR girls or any kind of provider. If it's someone TRUSTWORTHY I can email them and ask them if they're possibly interested in seeing "a friend" but IMHO very few of you would qualify for this possible assistance. I just wanted to show what is possible if you know how to work CL properly. BTW, FB= facebook for the uninformed.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=EQPlayer;1548246]HAHA Well said! And as my good friend always said,"When money stops coming in the front door, love flies out the window".[/QUOTE]That tells me all I need to know about you. You waste your life playing MMO's thinking you're some bad arse dude when the reality of it is it's only a game and you just can't make it in real life. You are also probably not more than 25 or 26. Come back and make the same ignorant comments when you've actually grown up and had some responsibilities. You probably still live at mom and dads house, don't have a job or the job you have barely pays more than minimum wage and you like my oldest son don't do anything to contribute to your parents, don't help around the house or pay them any kind of rent for the living space. You also probably have never had a real girlfriend other than your right hand. Yah, really mature, ROFL!

Oh, and, where did I say I don't have an income? I said I'm disabled living on SSDI, believe it or not I actually have a fairly good income based on the jobs I used to be able to work at. Then again if you actually read what I had to say instead of just agreeing with the moron whose post you quoted you'd know that, wouldn't you?

I have to agree with Horny on this one. Craigs list has TONS of everyday women looking for fun. Some of these women actually post. It takes lots of time and work to score one but when you do its so worth it.

These women are average everyday housewives that are bored as hell. They need to build a trust with someone first before they will either call you or meet you. Once you have an online relationship with them then the fun will begin. Trust me I've been doing it for years now. So watch those posts out there and learn what is BS and what is real. There are plenty of diamonds out there you just have to be smart enough to find them!

[QUOTE=Horny As Hell; 1548674]I wish guys would READ the damn posts on here as I am getting pm's asking me stupid questions about the CLCE when the answers are right here in the post. Now, if you want to get off your asses and write some ads and cover multiple categories and weed through all the responses it is POSSIBLE that you can also score through there. I am NOT going to hold your hands and do it for you MAN UP!

Summary= multiple WELL written ads in multiple categories with enough to get a ladies (or even a couples) attention. Even then it will take both time and a lot of work to score. The more you do it the more you'll learn about what works and what doesn't work as well as how to recognize spam. Now ease off on the pm's about it. GEEZ.[/QUOTE]

Everything in life that is worth pursuing requires effort to pursue. This is no exception. HaH is right.

A few months ago I had tried to join their fests and I wasn't invited. I was miffed at first, but then realized that I don't really have much to offer them, it would be close to a one-way street, since I don't do SW's. It wouldn't be fair of them to give 90% and receive 10% If that.

It is difficult, it requires patience, but if you're patient, nice, and smart enought, there's a good chance it will work out for you. But don't epxect to be spoonfed. Aftersome recent appointments, I've decided it makes more sense for me to try and find these "CL bored hosuewives and students" and such, and it really won't be more expensive in the long run if I do it right. And the feeling of learning how to catch fish (or in this case, pussycats) will be much sweeter than being given fish. Good luck to all.

[QUOTE=Horny As Hell;1546087]First of all for anyone interested in either of them you need to take into consideration that they are truly NON-PRO'S and they didn't post any ads. They answered one of mine and they really have no clue about how things normally work. They used their real names, they asked for very little money compared to most UTR girls or any kind of provider. If it's someone TRUSTWORTHY I can email them and ask them if they're possibly interested in seeing "a friend" but IMHO very few of you would qualify for this possible assistance. I just wanted to show what is possible if you know how to work CL properly. BTW, FB= facebook for the uninformed.[/QUOTE]

I was going through all of my responses from my own ads and I also saw one for a SUPPOSEDLY 23yo hot blond UTR chick and answered it. Reply came back with number of 4012263173 from Blondie031987@gmail And when you google either the number or addy you get over 300 hits for Chloe who's going by Molly now. Wouldn't see her even if it was free due to the numerous BAD reviews for years.

Kinda funny how she's been around forever and never ages and always uses stolen pics. If she was smart she'd change her long time phone number and email addy and steal some FRESH pics and she'd get some business until guys catch on again. Just an example of doing research before to save you time, money and a headache.

Weekend fun. W4m. 23 (providence)

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Date: 2012-09-22, 4:09PM EDT.

pcq74-3289534878@pers.craigslist.org

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Hot blond bombshell looking to get together and have some fun! I am very open minded and outgoing and love to meet new people and try new things. You help me $$$$$ I help you! You will not be disappointed! Email me for details! No back and forth all night long I will not play email games! You email me I send you my number you text or call very simple! Hope to see you soon!

Location: providence

It's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests.

PostingID: 3289534878.

[url]http://providence.craigslist.org/cas/3289534878.html[/url]

This stupid new camera is a TOTAL pita man. I tried to return it BUT stupid ass Walmart said that they only accept returns on camera's for 15 days and it's been 16 days (more like 15 days and a few hours) but they refuse to do anything about it at all and when I tried to deal with Nikon they're telling me to mail it (at my expense) to one of their return centers and they'll look at it and see what they can do. Pretty much told me I was stuck with it and it would take awhile to even get one back (mine or a replacement). I did end up finding a built in feature that it has of fixing a picture but it only helps a bit. I may try to see if it can fix any that I have already. Of course after the fact, I checked reviews on this camera and it turns out that it's a WELL KNOWN ISSUE and if I had known that I wouldn't have bought it. I have no luck man.

Saw the following CLCE post and I was like WTF? 5'8" but 200lbs AND a flat stomach? If so, that's a FREAK.

YOUR PLACE. W4m. 26 (Fall River)

Date: 2012-09-24, 6:14PM EDT.

drpwg-3294021721@pers.craigslist.org

Looking for NSA fun TONIGHT! I am 26, brown hair, green eyes. 5'8".200 lbs with a flat stomach. Measurements 38-33-43. Want a man to take control and make me cum the way I need to. Will be free after 9. You would need to pick me up and drop me off. Trust me I will make it worth your time and effort. Please put FUN in subject line. YOUR PIC GETS MINE.

Location: Fall River.

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PostingID: 3294021721