Massage Parlor Reports

There are lots of places on 163rd St but they are so public that I doubt they massage the muscle you are most concerned about.

I have also had a GREAT time at Yin Yang Spa on Hallandale Beach Blvd just west of Biscayne on the southern side of the road. However, a few months later I went back with a friend and he got nothing, and I had to actually beg for it, getting a pretty bad HJ. Hopefully that was just a bad night and not a sign of the times. If you find somewhere good, please let me know.

Norm


[QUOTE=Yakblat]Greetings,

I generally operate out of Northern Viginia but it seems that I'm coming to Miami once or twice a month now. I've lurked on this forum for a while but I haven't seen anything around 71st and Collins. The MPs all seem to be located south or west of downtown. If someone can pm me a recommendation in this area I'd appreciate it.

Yak[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Normal Guy]There are lots of places on 163rd St but they are so public that I doubt they massage the muscle you are most concerned about.

I have also had a GREAT time at Yin Yang Spa on Hallandale Beach Blvd just west of Biscayne on the southern side of the road. However, a few months later I went back with a friend and he got nothing, and I had to actually beg for it, getting a pretty bad HJ. Hopefully that was just a bad night and not a sign of the times. If you find somewhere good, please let me know.

Norm[/QUOTE]I found a provider on Backpage that says she's near 71st and Collins.

[url]http://bodyblisscmt.com[/url] I may call her and TOFTT because she's really close to where I'll B.

Thanks, Norm.

As things worked out, I had time to visit the provider from my last post. She's up near the low 80s and Collins which made it about a 15 minute walk for me. She answered the door and I could see that it was a very good day when the photo for the website was taken. But she was pleasant and I was committed. She's in a small apartment and has only a massage table in the living room. She didn't offer a shower, so I left my clothes on a chair and assumed the position on the table.

It wasn't a massage so much as a very pleasant rubbing of some oil that wasn't too oily or smelly. She's nice and pleasant to talk to and so are the gilrs. They are big, just like her picture (if only the rest of her were like her picture too) and there's no need to fool with any territory south of there. I left with a smile and I just might go back one day for a lark, but I'd rather find someone that gives more of a massage.

She's really very nice to be with. This is the first time I've gone to an independent operator and I'm just glad I didn't get ripped off. If you see her, tell her the guy from near Washington DC said hello.

Yak

Hey Yak,
Do you know if Andrea is the same person?

[url]http://bodytalkcmt.com/contact.php[/url]

The phone number from the link you posted below points to a few hits for an 'Andrea' that has several websites that are similar to the one you linked. Just want to make sure I got the right gal.

What was your investment?



[QUOTE=Yakblat]As things worked out, I had time to visit the provider from my last post. She's up near the low 80s and Collins which made it about a 15 minute walk for me. She answered the door and I could see that it was a very good day when the photo for the website was taken. But she was pleasant and I was committed. She's in a small apartment and has only a massage table in the living room. She didn't offer a shower, so I left my clothes on a chair and assumed the position on the table.

It wasn't a massage so much as a very pleasant rubbing of some oil that wasn't too oily or smelly. She's nice and pleasant to talk to and so are the gilrs. They are big, just like her picture (if only the rest of her were like her picture too) and there's no need to fool with any territory south of there. I left with a smile and I just might go back one day for a lark, but I'd rather find someone that gives more of a massage.

She's really very nice to be with. This is the first time I've gone to an independent operator and I'm just glad I didn't get ripped off. If you see her, tell her the guy from near Washington DC said hello.

Yak[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bone Yard]Hey Yak,

Do you know if Andrea is the same person?

[url]http://bodytalkcmt.com/contact.php[/url]

The phone number from the link you posted below points to a few hits for an 'Andrea' that has several websites that are similar to the one you linked. Just want to make sure I got the right gal.

What was your investment?[/QUOTE]It's not the same person. I think I called some other ad with the same photos as you've shown, but the name was Sandra and she was further west on 71st on one of those islands just west of the beach. Marsielle was her street I think. She wanted $170 so I passed.

Yvette is an even brown all over with very large tatas, very large natural ones. The girl in the pic doesn't come close in that way. I gave Yvette $100 but I might have gotten away with less.

I generally get to that area around 71st and Collins once or twice a month. There is a place called the Bikini Bar that's trying to make a go of it but business is always slow when I'm there and they have a hard time getting dancers to shlepp away from downtown. I'm thinking of trying some other indies around South Beach next time, unless someone can let me in on a good provider up around 71st.

Yak

Boneyard, I found all the info I had on Andrea and she is definitely not the same as Yvette. Andrea/Sandra is in this ad:

[url]http://miami.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/miami-beach-power-of-touch-full-body-massage-secrets-of-the-body-miami/9364711[/url]

Which will lead you to:

[url]http://bodyblisscmt.com/[/url] Where you see the name Sandra. Go to the website and you will see the same photos. When I called the number on the backpage ad, she gave me an address that I think was Marseille Dr in Normandy Shores, but she wasn't easy to understand and wouldn't give me the apartment number until I was to arrive. It's a good bet that the photos are fake. Yak

I was searching for providers in another state and came across this statement in a thread:

"My limited experience in Florida says that most "Lingerie shops" that offer live modelling may offer the happy ending you require, although I'm not 100% certain."

Well, that's a nice clue. Is it for real? I've not run across that before. Confirmation anyone?

Yak

So if Yvette is not the one in the ads or the webpages, how do I get a hold of her? Does she also have an ad? or do you have digits? I like large natural tatas and the price is right.

[QUOTE=Yakblat]Boneyard, I found all the info I had on Andrea and she is definitely not the same as Yvette. Andrea/Sandra is in this ad:

[url]http://miami.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/miami-beach-power-of-touch-full-body-massage-secrets-of-the-body-miami/9364711[/url]

Which will lead you to:

[url]http://bodyblisscmt.com/[/url] Where you see the name Sandra. Go to the website and you will see the same photos. When I called the number on the backpage ad, she gave me an address that I think was Marseille Dr in Normandy Shores, but she wasn't easy to understand and wouldn't give me the apartment number until I was to arrive. It's a good bet that the photos are fake. Yak[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bone Yard]So if Yvette is not the one in the ads or the webpages, how do I get a hold of her? Does she also have an ad? or do you have digits? I like large natural tatas and the price is right.[/QUOTE]Sorry Bone, my very first post on the subject had Andrea's link. Here's Yvette:

Yvette @@ 305 746-3681 Miami Beach

[url]http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/thp/1563317052.html[/url]

They are very big and natural.

Yak

[QUOTE=Yakblat]"My limited experience in Florida says that most "Lingerie shops" that offer live modelling may offer the happy ending you require, although I'm not 100% certain."

Yak[/QUOTE]I have seen this type in advert in Tampa, and went to a place in Colorado. It was more like a private strip club, one on one, bump and grind, and expensive for what was offered (HE). I haven't tried another since. If I want a stripper and a lap dance. I can go to a club and get a variety of choices (and maybe more in VIP), or if I want direct escort, I can just do that.

Prefer a massage b/c I get massage plus extras, but if no extras, at least I get a massage.

Senior O Town monger heading down for the big game. Looking for a good prostate massage if anyone could lend a hand. No pun intended!

Thanks
BB

After a bad experience over in Houston. I was glad to be headed to Miami for a great time with a hot latina.

Tofft and picked Body Splash on Flagler. They advertise on bp. The fixed rate of 1.2 including tip is, as expected, not fully accurate depending on the service you want from your attendant (they offer massage, nails and bikini waxing!). Drew a hot latina who was thick in all the right ways. Very nice gal. Could carry on a conversation and there was absolutely no rush at all. Very nice time and I would repeat if I was hanging down here for awhile.

Seniors, who contribute useful info to this pretty quiet Miami board, feel free to pm me for more details.

[QUOTE=Mark22]Saw this ad in the herald for an AMP called MVP on South Douglas (aka 37th Ave) kind of near the Coral Gables Hospital. I'm not sure if it's new, or just never noticed the location.

Anyone ever been?

(Yes, I know I don't have a lot of posts, and some people hate when lurkers ask for reviews, but I have posted a few comments/reviews here and there. However, as an infrequent hobbyist, there's only so much I can offer).[/QUOTE]Been there a couple of times, but only because it is so close by. The gals look fifty-ish but do give a nice enough rub. You will leave happy but IMO can do better elsewhere in Miami.

FYI:

[url]http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/03/02/1508870_miami-dade-police-name-four-in.html[/url]