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[QUOTE=SocratesRvng;7123325]What a weird porn pull LOL being explained how to view dildo play by the star of the show is so distracting LOL.

I talked to her about 6 months ago. One minute everything was good to go, the next she was pissed and pretending to be a lover threatening to shoot me. I can guarantee that's not the scenario and she's just whacked. But this report is making me want to revisit. I might pull the trigger (if her bf doesn't); enough time has passed, don't you think?

So-Crates.[/QUOTE]I don't think he leaves the house generally. According to her, he's addicted to pills and is paranoid. She always meets way far from her house, somewhere along the trail route out there. She's never put together and wears tons of layers along with one of those sweat inducing bodysuits under everything which is gross if you plan to fuck unless you like some funk. She says she can't ever do up her makeup or dress sexy because then her bf will get suspicious she's up to something.

She can never keep track of who's who that she texts. She would randomly text me all kinds of crazy stuff and accusations that I did something to her the day before, yet I had not even talked to her in months. She's very paranoid about police too because I think she has been arrested a few times for doing weird shit like disturbing the peace and trespassing.

Picture that same kind of wacky chatter while you're trying to facefuck her. It's distracting to the point because she stops randomly multiple times, you're almost laughing because it's so fucking out of the blue and most of the stuff she says are total non-sequiturs. She does let you tape her and take pics. She'd probably let you do anything you wanted if you threatened to report her to the cops. She sent me death threats on this board via PM and I told her I was going to forward them to the police, she begged me not to and offered to meet up for free a few times, but I didn't take her up on it, she's become a tad too crazy. I mean, she's offering BBFSCIP for $100, but she can't keep any regular clients. I wouldn't mind trying to drill into her butthole though just for fun LOL.

[QUOTE=Gorillaglue7;7122626]I've seen her ad around and have been curious about maybe setting something up anyone have any experience?

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[QUOTE=Freaky360;7123566]I don't think he leaves the house generally. According to her, he's addicted to pills and is paranoid. She always meets way far from her house, somewhere along the trail route out there. She's never put together and wears tons of layers along with one of those sweat inducing bodysuits under everything which is gross if you plan to fuck unless you like some funk. She says she can't ever do up her makeup or dress sexy because then her bf will get suspicious she's up to something.

She can never keep track of who's who that she texts. She would randomly text me all kinds of crazy stuff and accusations that I did something to her the day before, yet I had not even talked to her in months. She's very paranoid about police too because I think she has been arrested a few times for doing weird shit like disturbing the peace and trespassing.

Picture that same kind of wacky chatter while you're trying to facefuck her. It's distracting to the point because she stops randomly multiple times, you're almost laughing because it's so fucking out of the blue and most of the stuff she says are total non-sequiturs. She does let you tape her and take pics. She'd probably let you do anything you wanted if you threatened to report her to the cops. She sent me death threats on this board via PM and I told her I was going to forward them to the police, she begged me not to and offered to meet up for free a few times, but I didn't take her up on it, she's become a tad too crazy. I mean, she's offering BBFSCIP for $100, but she can't keep any regular clients. I wouldn't mind trying to drill into her butthole though just for fun LOL.[/QUOTE]I don't know, I kind of like this type of unhinged because I typically get more mileage. Yeah, I'm thinking of setting the stage and putting a digit or two in the back door to convince her to open it up for me.

I reached out to her yesterday and she said she has the flu so she is waiting to feel better to connect. We shall see.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/mt-vernon/female-escorts/caucasian_w/christmas-incall-qv-special-to/845775103780[/URL] Alright, I was in a hurry and needed a quick release. I texted ALL the providers in Bellingham and Mt. Vernon and she is the only one that answered. I was in a hurry so I took the bait. She sent me to a trailer off Sterling Road by United General Hospital. That should have been the end of it but the little head was in charge. The trailer is dilapidated and her sedan out front is in bad shape. She opens the door and is a hard 15 years older and 50 lbs heavier than the pics in her post. I called her on it but she gave me a steep discount - 100 for bb. Yeah, I know, I know I am disgusting but I am an addict and went ahead with the gig. The whole trailer stinks-You will reek of cheap cigarettes after the date. We start with a handy (no head! And out come the rules. Nothing but K9 because of her hips and she keeps the bra on. At this point I was determined to grudge pound her like a red headed sister in law and take it out my frustration on her cooch. I beat it up good. Funny thing: the rougher I got (no hitting, spitting, physical or verbal abuse just hair pulling and a good hard pounding), the more she moaned and said more. She smelled clean and other than her dog coming in and licking my leg I managed to complete the launch sequence. I got dressed and went full blown in my shame spiral, it was easily the most disgusting lay I have ever had. My recommendation is to steer clear of this beast and if you don't — find a way to erase the memory. She used to be a looker but that faded away like yesterday's sunset.

[QUOTE=Bluestar;7140950][URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/mt-vernon/female-escorts/caucasian_w/christmas-incall-qv-special-to/845775103780[/URL] Alright, I was in a hurry and needed a quick release. I texted ALL the providers in Bellingham and Mt. Vernon and she is the only one that answered. I was in a hurry so I took the bait. She sent me to a trailer off Sterling Road by United General Hospital. That should have been the end of it but the little head was in charge. The trailer is dilapidated and her sedan out front is in bad shape. She opens the door and is a hard 15 years older and 50 lbs heavier than the pics in her post. I called her on it but she gave me a steep discount - 100 for bb. Yeah, I know, I know I am disgusting but I am an addict and went ahead with the gig. The whole trailer stinks-You will reek of cheap cigarettes after the date. We start with a handy (no head! And out come the rules. Nothing but K9 because of her hips and she keeps the bra on. At this point I was determined to grudge pound her like a red headed sister in law and take it out my frustration on her cooch. I beat it up good. Funny thing: the rougher I got (no hitting, spitting, physical or verbal abuse just hair pulling and a good hard pounding), the more she moaned and said more. She smelled clean and other than her dog coming in and licking my leg I managed to complete the launch sequence. I got dressed and went full blown in my shame spiral, it was easily the most disgusting lay I have ever had. My recommendation is to steer clear of this beast and if you don't find a way to erase the memory. She used to be a looker but that faded away like yesterday's sunset.[/QUOTE]Hilarious read. Thanks for sharing.

There are no quality providers in budget range anymore. They moved to seeking / OF to make big money. We are left with old, overweight, ex-DUI, Meth heads in the Trailer parks. However some of them could be real sweet at a personal level. Something all these women have in common is filthy living conditions, ghetto sedan & felon boyfriend LOL.

Has anyone bit the bullet and had any time with this gal? I see her pop up every now and again and her price seems to fluctuate to where I say Hell no to sure why not. I remember she fucked up and didn't blur a clients number in an ad but guessing idiot pimp bf. But she's offering anal now and I could do with some wince and wiggle.

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Forget church, go to pound town.

[QUOTE=SouthernCupid;7141073]Hilarious read. Thanks for sharing.

There are no quality providers in budget range anymore. They moved to seeking / OF to make big money. We are left with old, overweight, ex-DUI, Meth heads in the Trailer parks. However some of them could be real sweet at a personal level. Something all these women have in common is filthy living conditions, ghetto sedan & felon boyfriend LOL.[/QUOTE]100% correct.

Jazzy Creamed.

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Sweet Jazzy.

[QUOTE=UndeadHentai;7159270]Has anyone bit the bullet and had any time with this gal? I see her pop up every now and again and her price seems to fluctuate to where I say Hell no to sure why not. I remember she fucked up and didn't blur a clients number in an ad but guessing idiot pimp bf. But she's offering anal now and I could do with some wince and wiggle.[/QUOTE]Her prices increased by 50% so I was tempted to try her out before that, but not with the crazy price jump.

Does Sweet Jazzy allow greek?

[QUOTE=Freaky360;7186960]Her prices increased by 50% so I was tempted to try her out before that, but not with the crazy price jump.

Does Sweet Jazzy allow greek?[/QUOTE]Same worth a try for half price not full.

Jazzy told me she no longer does greek. But she is definitely the best in the Whatcom / Skagit area. Great communication and no BS.

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Is Ivy legit?

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Jazzy is working it a little south today.