Translations for what providers say in their ads but really mean
I found this on another forum and had to share. These are all pretty much true.
"After many years in the hobby and many thousands of ads read, I have compiled the following translations of commonly used provider buzzwords to their actual English meanings.
Curvy: Fat.
Thick: Fat.
Juicy: Fat.
MILF: Old and fat.
Petite: Short and fat.
Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.
BBW: Impossibly fat.
Snow Bunny: White.
Mixed: Black.
Exotic: Black.
From the Islands: Black.
Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.
💎 or 👑 - I have a pimp.
No AA: My pimp is black.
Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.
I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.
Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.
Squirter: I'll piss on you.
Party Friendly: Junkie.
Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.
Deposit Required: Scam artist.
Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.
Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.
Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.
My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.
Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's wifi.
No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.
I Love White Guys: Overpay me.
Mature Men Only: Overpay me and don't fuck me too hard.
No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.
I may have missed a few?
Absolutely true. My favorite is all activities are checked including water sports receiving or Porn Star Experience Which usually means their pimp created the add to sucker people in. And you won't be getting that activity. ".
So I wanted to see for myself what this one was like
She was recently reviewed as having robbed a guy. That should have stopped me but sometimes I figure I may get a different result. I did. Basically I have been in this game long enough and got burned a few times early on so I have pretty good experience in dealing with the trouble ones and letting them know I will not tolerate any bullshit and they can expect me to treat them good and for me to see them again if they behave. That being said never let your guard down even if you have seen a girl a dozen times before and never had an issue. She only does incall but I was not going to do that. I talked her into an outcall and picked her up. I have to say I had a pretty good time. Decent BBBJ. BBFS sex with CIP. She pretty much let me do whatever I wanted and took it like a champ. She is probably in her 40's, maybe even 50. But in good shape. Very petite. I usually go for the thick ones but this was a nice change of pace I like to do from time to time. Can I say you won't get robbed. No. But at no time did I ever feel threatened. But I could see her pulling something if you left yourself open to it. She actually had a funny personality. I did bring up that she was reviewed as having pulled a stun gun on someone and robbing them. She denied it but admitted to having a stun gun on her last night. So I have no reason not to believe the monger who said she robbed him with one. Of course there is probably a story behind it as I don't know her nor the monger in question. Basically I said I don't give a shit as long as you do me right. She did.
The key is to know how to control a situation. Never give up that control. Never drop your guard or trust them. These girls all have the same exact story with little to no variation between them. You give them an opportunity to cross you and they will. Use your brain. If you are not able to do that don't see a girl like this.
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