EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

Agree. I meant Heavenly Massage. It raises a good point. There is some decent, yet legit, Euro talent at HM. I had an ATF in Wisconsin a few years ago. I met her at an upscale suburban salon for bodywork. We hit it off with some light conversation. I discovered she had a massage table at her place. It turned out that she was a dancer a few years prior and had no issues with nudity in her own home.

Save places like HM for a good legit session. Scope out the girls and find one you generate a spark with. You'd be surprised what you'll find once they understand you're willing to spend more down the road.

That being said, I've heard rumors that HM had one or two girls who offered extras in the past. While I don't have exact names, I'm sure these gents made their discoveries by testing the waters repeatedly. Flattering chat and big tips up front work wonders.

The only place I haven't been able to crack was FF, but you just need to find the right new talent to change the paradigm.

[QUOTE=Kellster;2367149]Yep that's her. She's gives an excellent massage and is very fit and attractive. Her and Eva were my all time favorites. They did wonders on my back- unlike a lot of these places these days. She told me she is starting another business- (totally different from massage altogether) so she is focusing on that. I'm not even sure if she still lives in the area. That's probably why Anna returned- to take her place.

I'm assuming you mean Heavenly Massage chain instead of heavenly Bodies. If Heavenly Bodies had a chain of salons I'd have tried them haha![/QUOTE]

I figure I would write this one up since I don't have any recent experiences to report. You may already know about this one. On Harlem Ave, near the white castle on Diversey (a block or two away), is a Polish hair salon. If you walk by the front of the business you will see the place is completely empty. In order to get into this exlusive place you need to make the appointment ahead of time. If you were to try to call the number of the place listed on the window, the person who answered would possibly say its the wrong number. But if you continue to ask about massage, the lady eventually gives you the phone number to call. What was odd about this place is that it's been in business for years, advertises as a hair salon without any stylists nor chairs nor sinks, nothing. The immediate inside was just a chair and a long hallway. The long hallway leads to one massage room. The masseuse was Polish and is definitely past 48 years old. She was thin and most likely was very pretty in her 20's and 30's. She was a very nice lady and made sure you were relaxed. It's not that I am recommending this place. But there are possibly members on this site who might live nearby or prefer older European lady. Her English speaking was ok. I am actually referring to whether it was easy to understand her. It was but its not like she would talk and talk forever. It was a cash only place and 90 minutes was 90 dollars. No tip was necessary because I think she was the owner. Xabi.

Try Nada in Northbrook on Shermer if your into Blonde "creative" Euro milfs with massive tata's.

I live nearby. I wouldn't mind trying this place. From the White Castle. Is it on Harlem or Diversey. Is it east or west or north or south from WC. Please PM if preferred.

[QUOTE=XabiAlonso;2375087]I figure I would write this one up since I don't have any recent experiences to report. You may already know about this one. On Harlem Ave, near the white castle on Diversey (a block or two away), is a Polish hair salon. If you walk by the front of the business you will see the place is completely empty. In order to get into this exlusive place you need to make the appointment ahead of time. If you were to try to call the number of the place listed on the window, the person who answered would possibly say its the wrong number. But if you continue to ask about massage, the lady eventually gives you the phone number to call. What was odd about this place is that it's been in business for years, advertises as a hair salon without any stylists nor chairs nor sinks, nothing. The immediate inside was just a chair and a long hallway. The long hallway leads to one massage room. The masseuse was Polish and is definitely past 48 years old. She was thin and most likely was very pretty in her 20's and 30's. She was a very nice lady and made sure you were relaxed. It's not that I am recommending this place. But there are possibly members on this site who might live nearby or prefer older European lady. Her English speaking was ok. I am actually referring to whether it was easy to understand her. It was but its not like she would talk and talk forever. It was a cash only place and 90 minutes was 90 dollars. No tip was necessary because I think she was the owner. Xabi.[/QUOTE]

BTW White Castle is on Belmont not Diversey please clarify.

[QUOTE=Silvio;2378302]I live nearby. I wouldn't mind trying this place. From the White Castle. Is it on Harlem or Diversey. Is it east or west or north or south from WC. Please PM if preferred.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Silvio;2378382]BTW White Castle is on Belmont not Diversey please clarify.[/QUOTE]Hi, I'm a newbie here, been in the hobby for awhile but just recently stumbled on this site. I'm really tired of AMP's and have been looking for a good EMP and saw your post regarding the hair salon near Harlem and Diversey / Belmont. I google the hair salons in this area, there are quite a few and it is not practical to drive to all of them and personally check them out. Can you provide a little more details so that I and others can can experience it for ourselves? I hope to be contributing a few reviews here myself in the next several weeks. Thanks!

[QUOTE=TCT142;2379317]Hi, I'm a newbie here, been in the hobby for awhile but just recently stumbled on this site. I'm really tired of AMP's and have been looking for a good EMP and saw your post regarding the hair salon near Harlem and Diversey / Belmont. I google the hair salons in this area, there are quite a few and it is not practical to drive to all of them and personally check them out. Can you provide a little more details so that I and others can can experience it for ourselves? I hope to be contributing a few reviews here myself in the next several weeks. Thanks![/QUOTE]Hello TCT142 can you post your experiences on this site before asking for more information? It would be helpful to know you are a hobbyist by seeing more than 1 post. The name of the salon appears in my original post. It should help you locate it. For a newer hobbyist, I suggest Irene's MT. Once you get to know the ladies, it will be your go to place until it gets boring like everything eventually does. I'm not in the business anymore and the post was about a previous experience. I know it's still open and a very exlusive place to visit. Lydia is a good name to know when its time for an appt. Good luck, Xabi.

[QUOTE=ElginMonk;2376449]Try Nada in Northbrook on Shermer if your into Blonde "creative" Euro milfs with massive tata's.[/QUOTE]How do you define "creative?

[QUOTE=SeanDoe99;2381930]How do you define "creative?[/QUOTE]Google northbrook shermer creative and this is the help Elginmonk was providing within his post.

[QUOTE=XabiAlonso;2381958]Google northbrook shermer creative and this is the help Elginmonk was providing within his post.[/QUOTE]First time I hear about this place. I guess they don't advertize. Is it good? Who's recommended there?

I've always tried keeping quiet about CT, since they've flown under the radar for some time now. That being said, it reminds me of Accurate or Tat's, back in the early 2000's. A rotating staff of 4-6 girls, mostly stacked Euros in their 30's or 40's, with the occasional youthful therapist thrown into the mix. As Xabi said, Google is your friend as far as city and name are concerned. When calling, never ask for a girl directly. Simply inquire to who is available that day (it's keeps the operator from getting paranoid). You are better off sending PM's in here if you want to ask about specific therapists.

I haven't been there in awhile, so I wouldn't mind hearing if any younger talent is available. "K" was a cute little brunette with real skills in from Ukraine. Petite with nice curves, she'd wear a sun dress in the Summer and didn't mind all the roaming. She was really friendly once you got to know her. I once asked her about a 2-girl session. She claimed to live near the North Shore and had a friend available for incall. She told me to come back soon and she'd tell me more. I did just that, but the operator said she quit to return to school. Any one know if she still does body work anywhere?

[QUOTE=Dwd1982;2382737]First time I hear about this place. I guess they don't advertize. Is it good? Who's recommended there?[/QUOTE]

Didn't Galena work at CT? She was at Accurate then I believe I saw her once or twice at CT. Lost touch with them and always got them confused with the other Northbrook location further south on Shermer.

Would appreciate any info on the current MTs. PM please.

The other place further south is Tat's, inside the large, white office building. Avoid, unless something there has changed recently in terms of talent. The therapists are either unattractive or cop a huge attitude.

[QUOTE=Truthfu11;2383625]Didn't Galena work at CT? She was at Accurate then I believe I saw her once or twice at CT. Lost touch with them and always got them confused with the other Northbrook location further south on Shermer.

Would appreciate any info on the current MTs. PM please.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2383965]The other place further south is Tat's, inside the large, white office building. Avoid, unless something there has changed recently in terms of talent. The therapists are either unattractive or cop a huge attitude.[/QUOTE]I agree. Tat's has been rather lackluster. Late, attitude, mechanical and not worth it. I'll have to retry CT. Anyone in particular that's special? PM.

[QUOTE=Truthfu11;2384029]I agree. Tat's has been rather lackluster. Late, attitude, mechanical and not worth it. I'll have to retry CT. Anyone in particular that's special? PM.[/QUOTE]I agree. I've been to Tat's recently and saw boujana. Very bad experience. Won't repeat. I wonder if creative is better.