Holiday hooker happenings and strategies
[QUOTE=MrFirePoker;1964439]I guess the 20 jibe is directed at guys like me. I've been involved with SWs long enough to know that it if they're into you, they're into you. Even though I play hardball in terms of donation, I have good relations with most. If you read my posts you'll see that I have paid all kind of rates for girls. But the fact is this isn't like any normal type of business. If a woman is desperate enough to sell herself, why over pay for their services? It's not like I'm forcing them to do anything. They throw out their number, I throw out mine, but I'm not into haggling. If we can't come to a mutual agreement then fuck it. What kills me is when girls talk about guys spending 100 or 200 on an SW as if she's really going to keep that in mind. The fact is what these girls want are regulars. So what if you splurge once or twice? After they blow it on their high, they're back to their regular who may not kick out much but at least we can be depended on. What these girls want more than anything is stability. By giving girls 20 here, 20 there they keep coming back and even may take a little less. It's called supply and demand, the basic law of economics. I pay whatever the market bears. As stated, I am willing to pay a premium for quality but a fool and his money will always part so I don't make a habit out of it, especially since these girls need mongers more than we need them.[/QUOTE]For all of those who lamented the loss of Michelle the tinier; fear not because the door spins quickly sometimes. I would expect some sightings behind the Hess. She's presently not answering her phone and vm is full, but she has needs and will surface.
Yesterday and on Thanksgiving I tried a new strumpet safari strategy. I texted holiday greetings to about 20 of our finest providers. The 1/3 rule prevailed. Approximately that many texted back hoping to hook up, a similar amount texted back saying they'd be busy and the rest ignored me. Oh yes; I still prowled the bountiful boulevards of Lealman and SP in search of the ultimate nut as well. But Christmas evening I hooked up with one of the 1/3 and gave her Santa's juice. During my rounds there wasn't much to be seen. Hess, Gateway and McDonalds were the best fishing grounds.
Whoever lamented the loss of Tracey the sword swallower can rest assured that she is NOT retired and has ads on BP. She may be older, but she always takes care of business and puts many of these infantile husseys to shame. You can look up her ad using her name with 2 different spellings: Tracy and Tracey. She was doing doubles with a certain Christine and is in some of her ads as well. It'll be the end of the world as we know it when Tracey actually does retire. The Christine posting with her is a former walker, but a little too BIG for my taste.
Bobbi Sue. pseudonym. Is a great piece of hot-blooded Italian meat, but can be a real problem when she's all cracked up. She recently sliced up a dude like a cucumber in the ginsu knife commercial. She could probably get herself a job at Arrigato or some other Japanese slice and dice steakhouse?? The dude's sin was not letting her thieving azz back in his apartment after she stole his phone, some money and other property the day previous. Bobbi the lion hearted took offense at the scurrilous accusations, made some money, smoked some rock and returned with a vengeance. The rest is history as they say. Of course her side of the story is quite different, but it's also as phony as a day is long!
My thoughts on how much to pay for bbj and such. Some ladies (Amanda, Kasey, Kacy, Tracey, Brook, Michelle, Calah and even Bobbi Sue when she's calm) are worth more than 20. Other nasty, snarling sabre-toothed strumpets aren't worth a wooden nickle. I won't pay a 'lady' who smells like a sailor on a 3 day drunk and has the customer service skills of an angry scorpion a penny. She gets fired and unceremoniously sent back to the streets to snarl at someone else. Respect is a two way street and I'm happy to give it, but I'm not about to be 'played' by some rock star with an IQ of an armadillo and the hygiene of a pig. I don't pay these women to play me and make me miserable. Some of these walkers who have been on BP or danced at clubs are really 'spoiled' I might pay more if they seem reasonable and not all wired. Quite often; however, they come to the streets with attitudes and will be a big disappointment to the poor sucker who pays their queen's ransom price. Throwing money at walkers, BP ladies or dancers is like tossing shit on a wall. Most of it won't stick and is a TERRIBLE investment. Moreover, showing a lady 'respect' doesn't mean you automatically use her UNSAFE spot and put yourself at risk. It's STUPID to get a 'lewd & lascivious' or be robbed IMO! Know your surroundings, stay in charge and think with the right head; or else!!
Very nice and Gummy Bear report
I think it would be shocking if we had a section to report some of the scary situations we put ourselves in. I really think at the time I should have used better judgement and as I am typing this I am going to really try and remind myself to do so. You are right on all of your statements.
Now for Gummy Bear Cairo she used to be a cutie and she was always up for lets play test the tonsils! But after seeing her on 34st & 5rh ave at the Circle K I about lost my stomach. Her face has got more redness and red bleeding holes than you can stand to look at.
She smiled at me without her teeth and I was like she can't be walking around like this but she is. So unless you just don't care yourself at all, you might want to pass her up till she gets some medical help. As in picking her up at night you have been warned of what I saw right in front of me and it is scary.
[QUOTE=MrFirePoker;1965327]My thoughts on how much to pay for bbj and such. Some ladies (Amanda, Kasey, Kacy, Tracey, Brook, Michelle, Calah and even Bobbi Sue when she's calm) are worth more than 20. Other nasty, snarling sabre-toothed strumpets aren't worth a wooden nickle. I won't pay a 'lady' who smells like a sailor on a 3 day drunk and has the customer service skills of an angry scorpion a penny. She gets fired and unceremoniously sent back to the streets to snarl at someone else. Respect is a two way street and I'm happy to give it, but I'm not about to be 'played' by some rock star with an IQ of an armadillo and the hygiene of a pig. I don't pay these women to play me and make me miserable. Some of these walkers who have been on BP or danced at clubs are really 'spoiled' I might pay more if they seem reasonable and not all wired. Quite often; however, they come to the streets with attitudes and will be a big disappointment to the poor sucker who pays their queen's ransom price. Throwing money at walkers, BP ladies or dancers is like tossing shit on a wall. Most of it won't stick and is a TERRIBLE investment. Moreover, showing a lady 'respect' doesn't mean you automatically use her UNSAFE spot and put yourself at risk. It's STUPID to get a 'lewd & lascivious' or be robbed IMO! Know your surroundings, stay in charge and think with the right head; or else!![/QUOTE]
I certainly respect your opinions and views. In what must now amount to 20 years of mongering I've only been pulled once back during my mongering infancy. At the time I was going to USF so I feigned ignorance about the women of Nebraska Ave. He took
care of the SW. I was arrested with the SW I was trying to reform but the story behind that is incredulous. It was a ridiculous stroke
of bad luck and we were not involved in mongering activities since she was my live-in girlfriend at the time. I have been ripped off by girls but never robbed even though yes, I've put myself in far more dangerous situations than what I've shared on this board.
Frankly, the danger is part of the thrill of mongering. I mean I've fucked GFs in public places just because. It's the same with SWs.
It gives me that much more of a rush I guess. But regardless, your points are well taken. While I may espouse controversial views,
I am not forcing them on other mongers. We all have our own way of going about things. Let's just say that my current living situation and budget forces me to take risks others won't.[/QUOTE]
My own form of rectangularization
Consists of spending extra time trolling the strumpet. Infested waters in the seas bordered by 5th and 9th Ave and, 4th St and 16th St. Like the spawning salmon, our finest walkers seem drawn to this area? Unfortunately, in addition to hotties, the meanest killer whale alive was also seen. She looks to be the grand daughter of Andre the giant, but I've been told she's relatively tame? Only the bravest monger should scoop Jessie though.
Also seen earlier was Kim wearing a nice dress and riding a bicycle. She's a bit old, but she looked real good.
Earlier this morning, Valerie was spotted lurking amongst the alleys of 9th Ave and. She's put on a little weight and is crazy as a loon, but she looked just fine. If she stays busy smoking rock, she'll be a cheerleader again really soon. Got nice big real melons and she always aims to please her mongers. About 5'6", 145 lbs, short dark brown hair and hazel eyes, but no digits yet.
Providers get an automatic free pass!!
[QUOTE=MrFirePoker;1966228]In the so called land of the free, 67% of the prison population are non. Violent drug offenders. Although we have 1/5 their population, we have more people in prison than communist China. This trend began when Reagan launched his so called 'War on Drugs', but as Tupac famously stated. 'Instead of war on they poverty they got a war on drugs so the police can bother me.' My arrest occurred after my addicted girlfriend and I called the police to report a strong armed robbery committed by her psycho DB (dopey boy or douche bag can be used in this instance) ex BF. The police knew they had no case yet in spite of my protests they stated 'You may not use drugs but your friends do.' Frankly, I haven't experienced anything near the harassment from St. Pete / PCSO as I have Tampa PD. Those bastards truly deserve the name 'p**s.'.
People need to realize the big picture. The government cannot implement marshall law so they've militarized the police. Police already have drones for surveillance; how long do you think it will be before they are weaponized? We know about the NSA's.
Unconstitutional activities. Do you think traffic cameras are used strictly for red light runners? Mr. Hope and Change is even more of a tyrant than his scumbag predecessor. Big government knows that once we enter hyper. Inflation and people realize that their money is worth less than toilet paper, all hell will break loose. Then, finally, we might just have a REAL revolution in this country.
As for getting to play hangman, I know you're smart enough to know that in our two. Tiered criminal injustice system, the guilty the real criminals are rarely punished. But have fun anyways. But won't it be fucked up if you have to decide the fate of one of our providers?[/QUOTE]Even snarling grouches would get a free pass from me since there was no crime IMO. I'm certain I'll be booted off of any trial though. Once I inform the kangaroo judge that I don't accept any juror instructions and will follow my own rules, he'll send me packing with a scowl. I've got more important fresh fish to snag and no time for court room etiquette or bowing to some clown wearing a robe. Hell; I haven't tasted the delicious Ashley yet and she'll be in a tailspin soon??
Amanda (5 Squirts) On the night of 100 You Turns
I spent all day Saturday like the 'Little Train that could' tooting my horn at all the tasty biscuits on 34th and 4th street. Nothing was going my way as I was either getting out scooped or Handlers staying too close for comfort or Popo making its presence. It was definitely the day that turned into the night of 100 you turns. I did find a girl that was walking 34th street around Parkside Mall. She was wearing a Sexy Red outfit with heels. As I did my drive by I believe it was a blast from the past. I am taking about from 7 years ago on Gulf to Bay in Clearwater. I think her name is Tammy. The streets have taken its toll, but she looked good enough that I was going to pick her up before I got out scooped. I remember she has some nice toasty brown areolas. I love big areolas. I found her later in the day walking back to a house behind the Exxon, next to the red lobster on 34th with what looked like a handler.
I was highly disappointed with the lack of action on 4th street. The only thing I saw was what looks like one of the Twins. Not sure which one, but honestly who cares. They are both disgusting in my book.
After about 70 you turns, I found this petite blonde with no curves on 34th street by the Sunnoco on 54th Ave North as she was braiding her hair into some cute pig tails. I motioned her into Sunocco and bought her a slurpee. I never got her name because after seeing her close up, I wanted nothing to do with her. She was so cute too, but she had brown shit around her lips and a way too many fresh cut flesh wounds that she was digging at. No thanks. She appeared to be in her mid 20's around 5 foot tall and about 90 pounds.
Throughout the day I was calling Amanda (thanks to my fellow brothers for sending me her digits), but it kept going straight to voicemail. Finally, after way too many you turns. She answered and we hooked it up. What an amazing girl. I love the little weight she gained on her vaca. We started with a phenomenal BBBJ where she actually spit on my mushroom head like she's trying to lube it up before tickling her nose and chin against my freshly shaved pubes. It was so sloppy and wonderful. I was in total bliss. Some dude was taking his garbage out (We were parked in front of his house), but I was paralyzed in pure exctasy and couldn't move. She then got on top of me and I cupped her beautiful ass cheeks with my hand as I gave her some gentle slaps. She kept moaning and talking dirty which caused me to blow way before I wanted too. Oh well. She is by far the best girl out there. I give her a 5 Squirt Ranking on my JcA Squirt Scale of 1 to 5. The only slight problem, is she is really pushing, almost hounding me for BP prices.
On a separate note, still no sign of Emily. If someone finds her, please get her digits and let me know. Thanks in advance.
True but isn't that great
After 5 visits with her I have only had one really great time. I think everyone telling her how great she has gone to her head. She is stuck on high prices without providing a safe incall. She use to use her boyfriends apartment and that isn't safe and rushed. I'm not going to get shot over her drug addiction. Plus if you look at her arm the needles are starting to show more and more.
If you want to pay her prices for a car date when others do it for half and then some hop to it. When she has called me I tell her 30 she laughs and I tell her when you get worn out from this you won't get 20.
Just my opinion of course! But it will happen.
[QUOTE=JimmyCumsALot;1966543]I spent all day Saturday like the 'Little Train that could' tooting my horn at all the tasty biscuits on 34th and 4th street. Nothing was going my way as I was either getting out scooped or Handlers staying too close for comfort or Popo making its presence. It was definitely the day that turned into the night of 100 you turns. I did find a girl that was walking 34th street around Parkside Mall. She was wearing a Sexy Red outfit with heels. As I did my drive by I believe it was a blast from the past. I am taking about from 7 years ago on Gulf to Bay in Clearwater. I think her name is Tammy. The streets have taken its toll, but she looked good enough that I was going to pick her up before I got out scooped. I remember she has some nice toasty brown areolas. I love big areolas. I found her later in the day walking back to a house behind the Exxon, next to the red lobster on 34th with what looked like a handler.
I was highly disappointed with the lack of action on 4th street. The only thing I saw was what looks like one of the Twins. Not sure which one, but honestly who cares. They are both disgusting in my book.
After about 70 you turns, I found this petite blonde with no curves on 34th street by the Sunnoco on 54th Ave North as she was braiding her hair into some cute pig tails. I motioned her into Sunocco and bought her a slurpee. I never got her name because after seeing her close up, I wanted nothing to do with her. She was so cute too, but she had brown shit around her lips and a way too many fresh cut flesh wounds that she was digging at. No thanks. She appeared to be in her mid 20's around 5 foot tall and about 90 pounds.
Throughout the day I was calling Amanda (thanks to my fellow brothers for sending me her digits), but it kept going straight to voicemail. Finally, after way too many you turns. She answered and we hooked it up. What an amazing girl. I love the little weight she gained on her vaca. We started with a phenomenal BBBJ where she actually spit on my mushroom head like she's trying to lube it up before tickling her nose and chin against my freshly shaved pubes. It was so sloppy and wonderful. I was in total bliss. Some dude was taking his garbage out (We were parked in front of his house), but I was paralyzed in pure exctasy and couldn't move. She then got on top of me and I cupped her beautiful ass cheeks with my hand as I gave her some gentle slaps. She kept moaning and talking dirty which caused me to blow way before I wanted too. Oh well. She is by far the best girl out there. I give her a 5 Squirt Ranking on my JcA Squirt Scale of 1 to 5. The only slight problem, is she is really pushing, almost hounding me for BP prices.
On a separate note, still no sign of Emily. If someone finds her, please get her digits and let me know. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]