LA is B / S I can see right off
[QUOTE=Pervo; 1558845]I will be visiting Tampa, coming from an area without contact of any sort with dancers.
Whenever I visit the US, time to go lapdancing.
Had some nice ones in LA and in LV.
In LA, a dancer told me it wasn't too comfortable for her to rub her ass against my pants with a belt holding them up.
In the LV section of this guide, some members have mentioned that wearing sweatpants is the thing to do "for her benefit".
I prefer NOT to dress in sweatpants when going out and about, but will try the no belt thing if it works.
Thoughts on the best ensemble to wear to help her survive, and to get maximum enjoyment by me and discreet access by her without looking ridiculous?
Thanks, and still trying to narrow down my clubs to visit! Can hardly wait![/QUOTE]So what would LA propose you do drop your pants? Sounds to me she was trying to hit up with a tip. I've lived in Tampa all my life so I wear shorts most all the time. I go in with soft textured ones. Only place I stick to is Mon's Venus near I-275 on Dale Mabry north 5 blocks.
I treat this place as a cattle auction. I go in with attitude I want slight ownership of this action as I intend to spend about $200. I feel secure in my bullshit because I have some remote ties with the owner Joe Redner even if I happen to cross over the line, which by my nature is my intent since I figure on paying for some fun which of course is subjective.
So you must have a plan or the girls will eat you alive. I try to get luck on my side so I go in around 2am it closes at 4 hoping some young 20 something beauty had a slow night and that is what happened last time. Girl looked like christie brinkely with smashing body. 24 yr old. So I buy a $2 drink they give you change in ones to tip 3 dollars per dancer if you are at the stage area looking up their cracks. I tip the barmaid well and jokingly say 'watch my back' so from there I start getting into character and just get mouthy and I'm not even drunk.
Not sure why but as I say to me its a cattle auction and now the bidding starts I want what I want or at least negotiate or move onto the next one, well it was strange because the other three girls on stage didn't seem aggressive as usual. They would come by I'd hand them some ones feel up their thighs just basically keep the smack talk coming to keep them off balance.
So now this babe steps up on stage and I feel my heart drop. So I tell her come see me after her dance and I spent a great half hour with her. I told her excuse my crudeness I don't talk to women like I do here but I have to feel you out before I lay out the cash. I mean if you go in like a cheap piker negotiating for dance lots of luck. When I say I want x amount of dances I match up with an est. Of time I want spent then ask her how long the dances are she knows that is what rigged there is too much variation in length. Anyway its all about distracting them even if you just go in for drink and don't want to dance if you can't ward off the pesty ones just go outside they stamp you.
My crude approach is to tell them to put their finger in their vagina and shove it in my nose. This is where it gets interesting as you can never predict the response based on your bias you have about which woman you ask. Mostly they like it but won't comply unless you state up front like I did the flat amount of money I had in my pocket to spend on her for that half hour. I imagine the hardest part of their job is guessing whats in your wallet.
My timing was good I guess I set everything up well by then she trusted me. Later on she actually did that and a few other things I wanted thought I didint touch her v maybe I just forgot to she was hot and she came twice sitting on the vibrator I had in my pocket I could feel her back getting flush with heat.
But before I went in not expecting to get lucky like this I thought of a plan instead I had to try several girls before getting what I want was to set my cell phone clock to ring every 1/2 hr or so to fake a call and book it but that is lame. It is just some days I had to walk out pissed from some asia pest annoying me. I guess days suck real bad.
Anyway this was a Sunday night. Next time I go see her I will develop a plan where I find her price and maybe buy off three other dancers and the basically all employees with her getting a big portion to, as I say "cover my back" and see if she will let me eat her out on the bar maybe after it closes.
You got to see her bod.
Sounds too much like campaign rhetoric-eh?
[QUOTE=Mike Wazowski; 1560148]I always put on my hip waders for a Douche Nozzle post but this one statement really sets off the BS Meter.
Do extras happen inside the Mons. No doubt, on occasion. However the girls that do them will be caught and gone VERY quickly. Redner's mouth has kept him under a highly scrutinizing microscope for decades and he stays open because he keeps it clean.
Mons is the LAST strip club that's going to let a customer stay inside after closing to perform a sex act with a dancer. It's just not going to happen.
Save the lecture that you're developing in your head, DN. I've been HIGHLY involved with the strip club business in Tampa, Pinellas and Pasco for over twenty years. Your last statement can not have even a hint of truth.
Now if you said you pulled this at Atlantis, Oz or, the now defunct, Showgirls in Pinellas. Yeah, no doubt. Especially if you buddied up to the managers at any of those places.
If you said you did any of this at any Pasco club, not a doubt in my mind. Only you'd not need pay anyone off or stay after hours, you'd just need to pay for a Champagne Room.
If you said you did it at Tampa clubs Lipstixx, Emperors, or with the right girl at Ybor Strip (or any of the long dead Drew Park clubs) sure, but again, that's just what goes on in the VIP and / or Champagne Room dances.
But wide open, highly watched Mons Venus? No this did not happen.
The only thing that rings true, here, is that MAYBE. Especially if it was a slow Sunday night, as you stated and they were short staffed. You got to sit at the stage and be a mouthy Douch Nozzle. And that's just because Mons lacks the security staff of mutants that its neighbors Scores and 2001 have and both of those places would have tossed you out the door if you behaved as you described.
I know some find you entertaining but come on. Just tell us stuff that really happens when you hook up with escorts, street walkers or dancers. Too many of your tales smack of total BS and I KNOW this last statement is complete and utter BS.
And let me add one more thing. Where, exactly, is this "bar" at Mons Venus upon which you propose to eat out a dancer after-hours? Unless they've done some major changes, since I was last inside, and lost some already scarce floor space, Mons does not have a bar.[/QUOTE]Regardless it sure got you riled up. What really occurred you chose to not address. What I dreamnt of doing I agree as exagerrated as it really sounds is what you chose to focus on. I'm sure rational viewers agree my grandiose scheme will have outlier of a chance happening but its still my goal and I can have fun dreaming up other shit to try and get away with while chasing it. Bottom line is no girl will ever get booted because I know Joe redner. My family put him in business. One of his other bars got gutted by fire (7 Seas before anyones time) in 1986 I took the permit out to restore it. Why? Because my aunt owns the building he rented it out from.
Not that it means shit but I'm a charted member of his first strip club he opened in 1976. The bar no one knows because I am dated and only recalled it was a bar originally is the actual dance floor you sit around while gawking dancers cracks. All he did was add the wood flooring. Before it was mons the barmaid served you inside where the dance floor is now. Proof still exists where you rest your arms is padded and the ledge in front is set up exactly as it was then. Just because they can't serve booze changes nothing. It was built to bar room specs and there it remains.
So shitting all over my posts with weak attacks is humorous as it reveals your frustration at having been ripped off in the past for being one of those cheap chisling pikers I mentioned early who can't get past first base in a place like this. I'm old tampa. My wop family been here since 1898. Until recently I could kill anyone legally and that is what I was planning that one time I was there when it was called the stardust lounge an assasination in south america. All the bars on that strip up and down Dale mabry and most of tampa was mob owned. It was funny because they would hang out in one place for a few months to conduct business then move to another down the street. So maybe you are envious of what I have taken for granted all my life is a sick attitude for getting what I want.
And then comes the ladies. Maybe its just that I can put them at ease rather quickly and gain there trust whereas you pathetically seek out those you can get most pleasure trashing at the best price knowing full well you can't function like the above.
I just can't break from the early days of Mons in the 80's where you go in for an afternoon break and see some scuzzy biker eating out a dancer at the bar-sigh
Reason Joe Redner is a Democrat
Is why he is still in business today and basically thumbed his nose at the local govt ever since is The democratic party here evolved from the early days of Tampa (little known fact it was called 'Little Chicago in the 40's) before prohibition when that was the party in power and in which the Italians paid for to keep the rackets going.
Today its sons are white collar political machines who elect loser judges and state prosecutors who can't function in private law so they go to the Italians to gather votes at $2 spaghetti dinner fund raising events assured a block of votes to win is in the bag. I've been at these all my life. Recall the three county commissioners in 1980s charged with Bribery- Joe Kotvas, Fred Anderson, and the other I forget. I brought an envelope to Fred at a breakfast meeting when he was running. All three were there and business people I knew. Anyway later when they got popped I recall my brother in law asking my father about it and to cover his azz he said he hoped they get 30 yrs. These people are tools.
We had tax appraiser in 90's-alderman I think was his name- got popped too. We got him votes when he ran and he had our shopping center appraised 100000 under market value.
These people are the same as the whooers who get greedy and forget to stay utr humble like. My father is worth over 22mm (including the 2mm he esconced from my business) and once I drove up to his house he's raking the yard with a raggedy t shirt I wouldn't wax my car with. Holes in it.
Joe's got backing but like much of Tampa's history that aint in the textbooks they will never see light of day
Right but you know tampa history better than I
[QUOTE=Pink Chaser;1561431]don't you have another web sight were you can talk about your stupid mob fantasies, I would like to believe this is a place where members can talk about thier experiences at the clubs in Tampa. Nobody gives a shit who you know or how much money you got.[/QUOTE]Pat Mattasini backed Redner but this was way before you were born.
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