Strip Club Reports

So, off I went to find a woman to give the high, hard one to. However, in my case, since I'm older, I'd have to give her the mostly high, mostly hard one.

My night started at Bogart's around 9:30 or so. I figured I'd see Gemini or maybe Rosie, if she was there.

After sitting down at a high top table and getting a drink, the red haired waitress, whose name is Nicole, told me she had bad news: Gemini wasn't working, but she'd be back on Thursday.

Unfortunately, Rosie wasn't there either. I've found that it's much easier to have sex when the dancer is actually there.

While observing and taking in the ambiance that is Bogart's, I noticed an attractive dancer on the side stage. She had black hair cut into a bob that framed her face well, olive colored skin, and a very appealing, proportionate body. She reminded me a lot of Kitty from the Criket, only smaller and with fewer tattoos.

She noticed that I was watching her, and after finishing her set, she sat down next to me. We introduced ourselves, although I didn't quite catch her name. She seemed to have a bit of an attitude, almost as though she was irritated or conceited. Still, I immediately told her that I liked the tattoo on her leg. Her response was to pull her G-string to the side and ask, "Do you want to tip me?" I told her, "No.".

Dancers soliciting tips on the floor is one of my biggest pet peeves in the clubs. Those of us who've had the unfortunate Tori experience of, "Do you want to tip the kitty?" understand just how irritating that can be.

Now, I have no problem tipping dancers when I decide I'd like to. Sometimes, I'll tip dancers I don't go back with simply because I like them and enjoy their company. Walking up to the stage and giving them $5 to briefly say hello, chat for a minute, and express my interest or appreciation isn't a big deal. Just don't walk over and start asking me to put tips in your bra or panties.

Anyway, after I decided not to tip her, she gave me a look like I'd told her that Saks had discontinued her favorite eyeliner. She then got up in a huff and walked away. As she was leaving, I heard her say, "You must not have liked them that much." I assume she was referring to her tattoos.

After getting up to use the bathroom, I noticed Dream sitting with one of her friends on my way back to the table. She was dressed in street clothes. We spoke briefly, and she told me that she'd retired from dancing.

I sat there for probably another 15 to 20 minutes before heading down to Henry's.

When I got to Henry's, I noticed there wasn't much going on. I took my usual seat at a table near the DJ booth and surveyed the scenery.

It wasn't long before Riley went on stage. While she was up there, she said something I couldn't hear, so I walked over and tipped her. She doesn't have a very loud voice, and the music sometimes makes it difficult for me to hear. From what I could make out, she was making her usual offer of head.

After finishing her set, she came over, sat down, and talked for a bit. My running joke with her is that whenever she offers head, I ask if she's ready to give up her ass yet. That's typically where it ends, except this time she was serious and actually offered up her bonus orifice for entry. She just said, "As long as it doesn't go in my pussy".

I got to tell ya, guys, I seriously considered it, but for reasons of my own, I declined.

I'm not sure if this was just a spur of the moment thing or if it's going to become part of Riley's regular menu offerings, but if you're interested, she just might agree to it.

Aside from briefly saying hello to Kassy on my way out, my night was over.

I've decided that I'm almost certainly going out tonight, likely starting at Bogart's. After all, I still have a mostly high, mostly hard one that needs to be inserted into an attractive woman.

[QUOTE=Incognito1234;7689027]Has anyone seen Yesna over at Henry's lately?[/QUOTE]Wow the boards have been dead as of late.

Yes I saw Yesna last week, maybe a Tuesday, H8 was dead and I briefly talked to her and she said it was tough making any money right now.

These are the dog days of summer right now it seems that the dancers are outnumbering the customers, it's a buyers market currently, so take advantage of it!!

[QUOTE=JackOfClubs;7690908]Wow the boards have been dead as of late.

Yes I saw Yesna last week, maybe a Tuesday, H8 was dead and I briefly talked to her and she said it was tough making any money right now.

These are the dog days of summer right now it seems that the dancers are outnumbering the customers, it's a buyers market currently, so take advantage of it!![/QUOTE]Thanks for the information.

When I've looked for her, it's typically been on a Wednesday or Friday because she told me in the past that she works Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.

I went out again last night, and it was another bust. As for the buyer's market thing, I'll message you.

Bubbles and Gemini have been bouncing all over the place. Not sure if it's the same Gemini you guys are referring to. Looks like Subi's have been there lastest stop. Complained about it being super slow all night on IG.

[QUOTE=DetroitLife;7690967]Bubbles and Gemini have been bouncing all over the place. Not sure if it's the same Gemini you guys are referring to. Looks like Subi's have been there lastest stop. Complained about it being super slow all night on IG.[/QUOTE]Although it's hard to tell who the dancer with the glasses is on the left, neither of those are the Gemini at Bogart's that I've been reporting on in the last couple of weeks.

[QUOTE=DetroitLife;7690967]Bubbles and Gemini have been bouncing all over the place. Not sure if it's the same Gemini you guys are referring to. Looks like Subi's have been there lastest stop. Complained about it being super slow all night on IG.[/QUOTE]For those who want a great VIP experience there are a different Gemini and Bubbles than those two pictured.

Gemini at Bogarts is a cute faced Caucasian dancer with mom body / nice naturals who gives a GREAT time up in those cramped VIP rooms she usually works thurs-Fri evenings.

Also there is a Bubbles who works at LS, a slender soft skinned Philippino with big man-mades who also is great in the VIP! She works most week days 4-12 shift.

Either of them are reasonably priced! Pro Tip -buy them a drink first and enjoy their company and small talk before you take them back!

It's funny that with all the potential stripper names out there it seems as if it's rare to find a dancer smart enough to have a unique name.

They all want the same typical stripper names.

So, nobody can report back on this one yet I met her once at Flight Club, and she kept commenting about how certain girls are "high volume" like it was a bad thing. So I'm sensing a little GPS.

[QUOTE=Cruzer10;7666850]Now I guess the next question is when is she usually at the LS? I was there on Monday but any other days of the week?? Coming from central Michigan so any info would be appreciated. You can pm if you'de like.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Wow she is perfect. Its a two hour drive to LS. Can anyone tell me her schedule. Days, nights?

[QUOTE=JackOfClubs;7691011]It's funny that with all the potential stripper names out there it seems as if it's rare to find a dancer smart enough to have a unique name.

They all want the same typical stripper names.[/QUOTE]They are more concerned about safety than building a brand.

Recently had the chance to try out both Miami and Hazel on different days. Both work day shift, but show up when they feel like it, so no real way to nail them down to any specific day. Both girls are around 25. Miami is bleach blonde with a tan, a little chunky, but not in a bad way, nice titties and a big ol booty. Hazel is a brunette, slimmer build with a nice pair up top and a nice ass. Not big ol booty nice, but definitely nice to look at from any angle. Out of the 2, Hazel is the prettier girl, but Miami is still cute. Both girls are down for everything in the back. BBBJ is an option and both quoted $$ but I'm pretty sure there's room for negotiation, especially on a slow day. Both give great head and the FS was great with each. Hazel was a little more vocal and at the very least, expressed her enjoyment more than Miami. But Miami definitely left some "evidence" that she enjoyed herself as well when all was said and done. We've all heard how amazing Selena is, and after sampling multiple times, I definitely agree. That being said, these two are just as much fun, if not more. Can't recommend either one more highly considering the state of the day shift in H8's and Bogart's lately. If you run into either girl at H8's definitely take them back for some fun so they stick around. It's been hard to find a good time on day shifts lately and I would hate to lose them because they're not making enough when they do decide to work.

So I'm in town for the weekend, if I'm going to stop by one of these places, where should I go on a Saturday? H8's, Bogarts? Help a brotha out. Thanks!

[QUOTE=DetroitLife;7691038]So, nobody can report back on this one yet I met her once at Flight Club, and she kept commenting about how certain girls are "high volume" like it was a bad thing. So I'm sensing a little GPS.[/QUOTE]Very nice. No tats, fit, trim, pretty, looks like she takes good care of herself.

[QUOTE=GuyIncognit0;7691570]So I'm in town for the weekend, if I'm going to stop by one of these places, where should I go on a Saturday? H8's, Bogarts? Help a brotha out. Thanks![/QUOTE]I'd suggest Bogarts over H8. They are very close to each other so you can bounce back and forth if you'd like.

I'm also a visitor when I come up from Columbus so I want to maximize my time at a club. There's a choice of ladies to match whatever you like. Black, white, Hispanic, etc. I'm sure you've read this board. Follow the advice.

Have fun and be safe.

[QUOTE=GuyIncognit0;7691570]So I'm in town for the weekend, if I'm going to stop by one of these places, where should I go on a Saturday? H8's, Bogarts? Help a brotha out. Thanks![/QUOTE]I would suggest the cricket $3 beers on Saturday and Sunday dayshift and by 2 or 3 pm you have a bunch of dancers to choose from.