Strip Club Reports

Reviewed on: April 8, 2012.

Visited on: Tuesday Afternoon.

Dancers on Shift: 11-25.

Dancers

Value Atmosphere.

Overall.

This review covers two visits on consecutive days. *

While in town on business, I visited on a Tuesday for a late lunch. *Got valet parking, no cover charge. Was greeted by Janelle (waitress) and Juanita (shot girl) , who both remembered me from a previous visit. I sat at a booth and ordered the BOGO special on Bud Lite Lime. *

There was a bit of a dancer shortage until about 2pm. I would say about 4 girls before, and maybe 7-8 after. The talent level was quite low, though. *I think there was one Black. 1 multiracial Black, and the rest White. I would describe most in the 6-8 range, but 2 of the White girls had no business dancing. I seriously asked a dancer if those two girls were the House Moms. *When I first arrived, there appeared to be 5-6 other customers, but before too long, there would only be me and another small group. *

While I waited for my ATF, I did shots with J & J. We had a good time and I got introduced to the DJ, who played my two requests. After my ATF arrived, I had some fun and games with the girls, then went back for a half hour. Paid the $20 bouncer tax, and got to the main event. *Got the whole GFE, and finished completely satisfied. *

After freshening up and returning to my booth, did some more shots with J&J, plus my ATF. *However this party atmosphere attracted a few Klingons. I offered one a seat, her name was A. *A young, tan spinner with light brown hair. I would rate her a 7. *While drinking and hanging out at the booth, she kept getting closer and closer. Despite the fact that my ATF was sitting close and snuggling up, A* starts giving me a Canadian Handy J! *She also whispered into my ear about how much fun we could have in VIP. I had to decline because I had to go, but told her I would return the next day. *

I did return the following day at lunchtime *to meet up with a fellow TUSCL member. Janelle and my ATF were not working, but Juanita and Kristal Lynn (waitress) took care of me. *We all did shots, plus A* joined us. *

There were way more girls on Wednesday, at least 12, maybe 15. *Not all girls did stage shows, so it was hard to tell. The unattractive girls from the previous day were nowhere to be found, and the overall talent level was higher. I would say all 7 and 8s, with two 9s.

After partying for 30 minutes or so, A* and I went back for the main event. *Before heading back, I had negotiated $150 for a warm up dance, DFK, masturbation dance, DATY, CG, K9, BBBJ, and CIM lasting about 20-25 minutes. I said if I got everything, I would tip on top of that. She agreed to these terms. *

Once we started our dance she starts to show her amateur status. She says,"what's DFK?" I explain. *After that she says,"I've never done a masturbation dance, what do I do?" *Me: "Um, dance around and play with your pussy." *After half a song of this I ask her to turn around and do it. Immediately she says,"I hope you don't want to stick it in my butt, I tried it with a small guy, and it really hurt!" Well I just wanted to see her play with herself from behind. *

Okay after that I was ready to fuck, so I grab the condom and say,"let's do it." *I shit you not, she says,"so what's Cow Girl?" *OMFG! *I'm not into amateurs or newbies, and she talked such a good game before, I couldn't believe how much instruction I had to give her. *Anyway A* gets on top and fucks for like half a song, and is completely out of breath. *So she says,"let's switch to doggie so you can cum."*

We switch and I hit it for a song, and she keeps asking for it harder. So I hit it harder. Before the second song is up, she starts saying "you're hurting me", and rushing me to finish, saying we've been back here a long time. So she has us switch to a BJ, but informs me that he doesn't let guys come in her mouth. WTF? *Now I'm getting the bait and switch here. Her technique was way too gentle for a covered BJ, and I end up taking control myself for a chest finale. * I gave her money and asked,"do you remember what I said about a tip?". She did, but just wasn't used to going so long.

Now I understand that some guys don't go very long before finishing, but others will go much longer. I told her up front everything I wanted and how long it might be. * The fact of the matter is that she didn't deliver. *I love BT's, and will be returning, but no more VIP with A. She was a sweet girl, so I'm not throwing her name in this report. (PM me if you want it). But it was a waste of time considering the other available hotties.

I hit the restroom to cleanup, paid my tab, and left. *

Driving back to Ohio from a business trip and a couple of Dearborn clubs, I decided I had to stop into the King's Court. I arrived just before cover started, so I didn't pay anything to get in. I sat at the bar and talked to Tricia, the 14 year veteran bartender that looks like Erin Gray from Buck Rogers in the 80s. We had a great conversation, and she remembered my previous drink order from almost six months ago.

I counted only 5 girls working. A, a 40ish platinum blond, the one Black girl that works there, a chunky brunette with some Latin heritage, and a really hot, tan brunette. I would put A* around a 6, and the other girls around 5, but the tan brunette was an easy 8, maybe a 9, but I only saw her in passing. Her body was banging! She had bolt-ons and nice hair.

I was going to make a move on the hottie, but as soon as I turned around A* cock blocked me. Literally. With her hand. She remembered me from previous visits. We had a great conversation for about thirty minutes. After that we went back for a few VIP dances. 25 minutes worth. I got the usual services at the usual rate. HJ, CG, K9, BBBJ, CIM. I'm not sure how much $10 dance Wednesday affected things.

The VIP area has been modified since my last visit. Now there are four booths, but they are shallower than before. Also the girls spent their own money on some throw rugs, so they don't have to put their knees on the concrete floor.

After the fun I sat at the bar and bought drinks for the waitresses and doorman. Everybody was very nice and I got some free passes. I would return, I always have a nice time.

Stopped into Coli around 1 pm. Mostly 6s and 7s. 2 really cute tall Black girls. Saw 2 exceptionally curvy girls who caught my attention. 1 was Italian, the other appeared to be a dyed blonde Brazilian. Turned down the Brazilian in favor of the Italian who was cut like a diamond, had curves like a snake. She wanted 25 / song. I told her I only paid a flat fee. She said OK, what do you want. 30 minutes? I said, yeah. Things were looking good until I tried to tie her down on exactly what mileage I would receive before going back. Suddenly, she had to go to the restroom. It seems that the hottest couple of girls at Coli don't do extras. I'm going to try my luck at BT's from now on. Wound up having to go to Sunny Skies to get the job done.

I will be coming back to Detroit next week (woo hoo!) and am looking forward to some daytime fun. I have been to Bogarts, H8's, and Flight Club. I wasn't fond of H8's, except the sexiest bartender ever, and Flight Club was okay, but Bogarts was always a good time. I like my joints to be a little seedier casual. Just a personal preference.

I have RTFF so many times I think I know it by heart and really want to try out BT's. But with all great anticipation I am not wanting to be let down. I have a bad habit of sticking around a place too long, spending a little too much on drinks, dances, tips, etc. When I could just focus my allowance on one place and have a fantastic time. My question to you experts is this. Should I try BT's or stick to Bogies? I will be staying very near the both of them, which also helps.

I am putting my dilemma into your all's hands. Also, if there is another place any of you recommend in this vicinity that you all think I will enjoy, please feel free to let me know.

Help a visitor make the right choice. As always, I will share my exploits after my trip. Thanks in advance.

If it helps, I am really only looking for an "oral" exam, not a complete physical.

Here on forum or PM is fine.

[QUOTE=Moputter; 1424124]I will be coming back to Detroit next week (woo hoo!) and am looking forward to some daytime fun. I have been to Bogarts, H8's, and Flight Club. I wasn't fond of H8's, except the sexiest bartender ever, and Flight Club was okay, but Bogarts was always a good time. I like my joints to be a little seedier casual. Just a personal preference.

I have RTFF so many times I think I know it by heart and really want to try out BT's. But with all great anticipation I am not wanting to be let down. I have a bad habit of sticking around a place too long, spending a little too much on drinks, dances, tips, etc. When I could just focus my allowance on one place and have a fantastic time. My question to you experts is this. Should I try BT's or stick to Bogies? I will be staying very near the both of them, which also helps.

I am putting my dilemma into your all's hands. Also, if there is another place any of you recommend in this vicinity that you all think I will enjoy, please feel free to let me know.

Help a visitor make the right choice. As always, I will share my exploits after my trip. Thanks in advance.

If it helps, I am really only looking for an "oral" exam, not a complete physical.

Here on forum or PM is fine.[/QUOTE]My advice, go to bogarts. From what I hear of bt's the booth tax is outright thevery. Bogarts is only $10 and you can go in and out multiple times. The quality of girls are the same so go for what you know! I don't know if you can make it up to penthouse club on 8 mile but at least try it once!

I vote for BT's. The talent is too hit or miss at Bogarts. I was there last night and virtually every dancer had a fat gut. Two minutes after I walked in a hood type dude got chased out of the VIP area by a black dancer, who then had a loud argument with the manager. I have had great times at Bogarts but last night I finished my first beer and hit the road.

[QUOTE=Moputter; 1424124]I will be coming back to Detroit next week (woo hoo!) and am looking forward to some daytime fun. I have been to Bogarts, H8's, and Flight Club. I wasn't fond of H8's, except the sexiest bartender ever, and Flight Club was okay, but Bogarts was always a good time. I like my joints to be a little seedier casual. Just a personal preference.

I have RTFF so many times I think I know it by heart and really want to try out BT's. But with all great anticipation I am not wanting to be let down. I have a bad habit of sticking around a place too long, spending a little too much on drinks, dances, tips, etc. When I could just focus my allowance on one place and have a fantastic time. My question to you experts is this. Should I try BT's or stick to Bogies? I will be staying very near the both of them, which also helps.

I am putting my dilemma into your all's hands. Also, if there is another place any of you recommend in this vicinity that you all think I will enjoy, please feel free to let me know.

Help a visitor make the right choice. As always, I will share my exploits after my trip. Thanks in advance.

If it helps, I am really only looking for an "oral" exam, not a complete physical.

Here on forum or PM is fine.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Moputter; 1424124]I will be coming back to Detroit next week (woo hoo!) and am looking forward to some daytime fun. I have been to Bogarts, H8's, and Flight Club. I wasn't fond of H8's, except the sexiest bartender ever, and Flight Club was okay, but Bogarts was always a good time. I like my joints to be a little seedier casual. Just a personal preference.

I have RTFF so many times I think I know it by heart and really want to try out BT's. But with all great anticipation I am not wanting to be let down. I have a bad habit of sticking around a place too long, spending a little too much on drinks, dances, tips, etc. When I could just focus my allowance on one place and have a fantastic time. My question to you experts is this. Should I try BT's or stick to Bogies? I will be staying very near the both of them, which also helps.

I am putting my dilemma into your all's hands. Also, if there is another place any of you recommend in this vicinity that you all think I will enjoy, please feel free to let me know.

Help a visitor make the right choice. As always, I will share my exploits after my trip. Thanks in advance.

If it helps, I am really only looking for an "oral" exam, not a complete physical.

Here on forum or PM is fine.[/QUOTE]I disagree with Street a bit. I think the girls at BTs are generally better looking by an average of about a point. The biggest downsides to BTs are: a) all the taxes (valet, coat, VIP) and be) the music is too damn loud. The biggest downsides to Bogies are a) the waitresses hustle for drinks constantly and be) less privacy in the VIP area. Personally, I find the chances of uninterupted high mileage is better at BTs, and several of the taxes (other than VIP) can be avoided. If it's Tuesday I'd go to Bogies.

I posted reviews below for both bars. BT's is easily twice the size of Bogart's, and twice as nice, too. So with those two facts, you're going to inccur more taxes as mentioned below. Certainly the VIP is way more private and nicer at BT's. Music loudness is a matter of where you sit, as I have wanted the music louder at BT's when I sat near the Dressing Room.

I think you can get an oral exam pretty much at any club on Michigan avenue without much effort.

[QUOTE=Moputter; 1424124]I will be coming back to Detroit next week (woo hoo!) and am looking forward to some daytime fun. I have been to Bogarts, H8's, and Flight Club. I wasn't fond of H8's, except the sexiest bartender ever, and Flight Club was okay, but Bogarts was always a good time. I like my joints to be a little seedier casual. Just a personal preference.

I have RTFF so many times I think I know it by heart and really want to try out BT's. But with all great anticipation I am not wanting to be let down. I have a bad habit of sticking around a place too long, spending a little too much on drinks, dances, tips, etc. When I could just focus my allowance on one place and have a fantastic time. My question to you experts is this. Should I try BT's or stick to Bogies? I will be staying very near the both of them, which also helps.

I am putting my dilemma into your all's hands. Also, if there is another place any of you recommend in this vicinity that you all think I will enjoy, please feel free to let me know.

Help a visitor make the right choice. As always, I will share my exploits after my trip. Thanks in advance.

If it helps, I am really only looking for an "oral" exam, not a complete physical.

Here on forum or PM is fine.[/QUOTE]

I happen to enjoy both clubs. Depends on what you are looking for. Bogarts is seedy and dirty. The talent can be hit or miss with more of a miss type of atmosphere. The waitresses will constantly hassle you to buy more drinks. All in all it can be a good budget place to have some fun.

BT's on the other hand is much cleaner. They try to be a more upscale club and it does show. The place is well lit for a club and you don't feel like you are in a Mexican border town bar. The girls at BT's tend to be younger with tight bodies. Anything goes, and while you do pay a VIP tax every time you go to the back, the bouncer cleans up and leaves you to do as you please. Very pleasant atmosphere. If I had to make a comparison, I would say that BT's is the dirty little sister to the Penthouse club.

Stopped into this place for lunch yesterday. The place actually had a few good looking girls. Ended up going to the back with Russian named dancer. Good time. Half handy and half BJ with no up charge. Only down side to the place is that when you walk out of the door, you are facing a church. Woo hoo bible thumpers and boobies!

[QUOTE=SteveBlack;1424452]I think you can get an oral exam pretty much at any club on Michigan avenue without much effort.[/QUOTE]I'm inclined to agree, I was about to mention there was no extras at centerfolds but I remember a time where I was in there and I got a HJ for $ back in 01 or 02. The only reason I remember it because I was there when the wings were destroying colorado and the there was a round of drinks everytime they scored. Between that and a very nice girl had gave me some viragra that I wanted to try out on a SW. Of course after one hour I couldn't put the damn thing down so the dancer I was with just reached in and helped me out.

Of course what she didn't know I had just done a SW about 45 minutes earlier and judged the little blue pill a fake! I hope she washed her hands afterwards.

[QUOTE=SteveBlack; 1421099]Reviewed on: April 8, 2012.

Visited on: Tuesday Afternoon.

Dancers on Shift: 11-25.

Dancers

Value Atmosphere.

Overall.

This review covers two visits on consecutive days. *

While in town on business, I visited on a Tuesday for a late lunch. *Got valet parking, no cover charge. Was greeted by Janelle (waitress) and Juanita (shot girl) , who both remembered me from a previous visit. I sat at a booth and ordered the BOGO special on Bud Lite Lime. *

There was a bit of a dancer shortage until about 2pm. I would say about 4 girls before, and maybe 7-8 after. The talent level was quite low, though. *I think there was one Black. 1 multiracial Black, and the rest White. I would describe most in the 6-8 range, but 2 of the White girls had no business dancing. I seriously asked a dancer if those two girls were the House Moms. *When I first arrived, there appeared to be 5-6 other customers, but before too long, there would only be me and another small group. *

While I waited for my ATF, I did shots with J & J. We had a good time and I got introduced to the DJ, who played my two requests. After my ATF arrived, I had some fun and games with the girls, then went back for a half hour. Paid the $20 bouncer tax, and got to the main event. *Got the whole GFE, and finished completely satisfied. *

After freshening up and returning to my booth, did some more shots with J&J, plus my ATF. *However this party atmosphere attracted a few Klingons. I offered one a seat, her name was A. *A young, tan spinner with light brown hair. I would rate her a 7. *While drinking and hanging out at the booth, she kept getting closer and closer. Despite the fact that my ATF was sitting close and snuggling up, A* starts giving me a Canadian Handy J! *She also whispered into my ear about how much fun we could have in VIP. I had to decline because I had to go, but told her I would return the next day. *

I did return the following day at lunchtime *to meet up with a fellow TUSCL member. Janelle and my ATF were not working, but Juanita and Kristal Lynn (waitress) took care of me. *We all did shots, plus A* joined us. *

There were way more girls on Wednesday, at least 12, maybe 15. *Not all girls did stage shows, so it was hard to tell. The unattractive girls from the previous day were nowhere to be found, and the overall talent level was higher. I would say all 7 and 8s, with two 9s.

After partying for 30 minutes or so, A* and I went back for the main event. *Before heading back, I had negotiated $150 for a warm up dance, DFK, masturbation dance, DATY, CG, K9, BBBJ, and CIM lasting about 20-25 minutes. I said if I got everything, I would tip on top of that. She agreed to these terms. *

Once we started our dance she starts to show her amateur status. She says,"what's DFK?" I explain. *After that she says,"I've never done a masturbation dance, what do I do?" *Me: "Um, dance around and play with your pussy." *After half a song of this I ask her to turn around and do it. Immediately she says,"I hope you don't want to stick it in my butt, I tried it with a small guy, and it really hurt!" Well I just wanted to see her play with herself from behind. *

Okay after that I was ready to fuck, so I grab the condom and say,"let's do it." *I shit you not, she says,"so what's Cow Girl?" *OMFG! *I'm not into amateurs or newbies, and she talked such a good game before, I couldn't believe how much instruction I had to give her. *Anyway A* gets on top and fucks for like half a song, and is completely out of breath. *So she says,"let's switch to doggie so you can cum."*

We switch and I hit it for a song, and she keeps asking for it harder. So I hit it harder. Before the second song is up, she starts saying "you're hurting me", and rushing me to finish, saying we've been back here a long time. So she has us switch to a BJ, but informs me that he doesn't let guys come in her mouth. WTF? *Now I'm getting the bait and switch here. Her technique was way too gentle for a covered BJ, and I end up taking control myself for a chest finale. * I gave her money and asked,"do you remember what I said about a tip?". She did, but just wasn't used to going so long.

Now I understand that some guys don't go very long before finishing, but others will go much longer. I told her up front everything I wanted and how long it might be. * The fact of the matter is that she didn't deliver. *I love BT's, and will be returning, but no more VIP with A. She was a sweet girl, so I'm not throwing her name in this report. (PM me if you want it). But it was a waste of time considering the other available hotties.

I hit the restroom to cleanup, paid my tab, and left. *[/QUOTE]Any info or intel on Juanita the shot girl? I'd love to tap that!

[QUOTE=Oneknot;1424704]Stopped into this place for lunch yesterday. The place actually had a few good looking girls. Ended up going to the back with Russian named dancer. Good time. Half handy and half BJ with no up charge. Only down side to the place is that when you walk out of the door, you are facing a church. Woo hoo bible thumpers and boobies![/QUOTE]The bar was there first. Bar has been there since the early 70's if not earlier. They might even have been one of the.

Original occupants of that strip mall. The bible thumper church has been there about 7 or 8 years or so.

[QUOTE=Plumber2;1425129]I got a bbj from a slightly worn, Pam Anderson looking blonde at the centerfolds. They have an upstairs VIP. This was last summer I believe. I wouldn't consider it the norm though. Most girl there have been there a long time and belong to the "no extras" union.[/QUOTE]It was downstairs, it was way before they put up the walls there, now if you were at booby trap in its heyday then you can truly call yourself a senior member!