EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[QUOTE=HornyMF;4256769]I have seen Linda twice now and have had 2 good experiences. The first time I had a nice massage (30 minutes) with teasing and an L1 finish for 110 (70+40). She didn't tell me how much it would be for the L1 finish she just asked what I wanted to pay and I told her that. The second time, on an afternoon when I was feeling really horny, I texted her and as if she would do a 30 minute naked massage for 110 and she said yes so I headed over to her place. I was actually very surprised and I offered low since I though she was going to counter with a higher number but she did not. I wish she did kissing but she does not. Seems like she only allows limited roaming. I don't really get the feeling that a lot more would be offered in future visits but one never knows. I don't know what it ism but there is something about her place and the way that she does her massage that makes it really easy for me to get off.[/QUOTE]Can you clarify your budget on the second visit? 110 all in is super cheap for naked massage and finish but 110 tip plus 70 house fee would be pretty expensive. BTW 80 is the house fee for an hour. If you paid 70 for the hhr go ahead and cough up 10 bucks to double your time.

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;4257236]Can you clarify your budget on the second visit? 110 all in is super cheap for naked massage and finish but 110 tip plus 70 house fee would be pretty expensive. BTW 80 is the house fee for an hour. If you paid 70 for the hhr go ahead and cough up 10 bucks to double your time.[/QUOTE]It was 110 total for the 30 minutes. It must have been slow for her when I contacted her and I do not know if she would ever accept that offer again. I thought the strategy of making an offer rather than asking her how much it would be might work and it did.

[QUOTE=HornyMF;4257754]It was 110 total for the 30 minutes. It must have been slow for her when I contacted her and I do not know if she would ever accept that offer again. I thought the strategy of making an offer rather than asking her how much it would be might work and it did.[/QUOTE]She will accept this and probably even lover offer in a future because she suspects that you would bring your money to someone else. One time she demanded more than I wanted to spend there, and when I declined, she was mad and visibly upset at the same time, so she lowered her demand, nonetheless I was firm and declined again. When I showed up next time I made an offer right away, and she immediately accepted. So, it's good idea to ask ahead of time, and it's very likely that she will be grateful even if she gets less than she would otherwise demanded.

[QUOTE=HornyMF;4257754]It was 110 total for the 30 minutes. It must have been slow for her when I contacted her and I do not know if she would ever accept that offer again. I thought the strategy of making an offer rather than asking her how much it would be might work and it did.[/QUOTE]That doesn't seem too cheap to me considering it's only 30 minutes. An hour at most places is usually 60-80 - plus tip. These EMP's really are greedy. I agree with a previous poster- unless her massage skills are awful- spend the extra 10 and get the hour to double your time. However, if her massage skills are really poor- I wouldn't even see her again, but that's me. Thanks for the report.

Looking for a great massuse that was at 2921 w Devon. Short Blond hair, maybe 35 ish, great tits on her and she had an athletic look to her. Anyone know what happened to her after that location closed?

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;4275442]Looking for a great massuse that was at 2921 w Devon. Short Blond hair, maybe 35 ish, great tits on her and she had an athletic look to her. Anyone know what happened to her after that location closed?[/QUOTE]I was there a Summer ago and saw Yana. Shoulder length blonde hair, mid-30's, smaller b-cup, not overly enthusiastic. I'd call her short and slightly stout, rather than athletic.

Might not be the same girl. RM has reviews for both a Yana and Anna. Not sure if that's just miscommunication based on language barriers. Same girl? Regardless, you'll find nicer action in NB. Yana said she had a BF who was a CPD officer. Surprised she was there as long as she was.

Inga at Creative wasn't available so I took a shot with Basya. She's a middle aged Polish lady but she stays in pretty good shape and her skin looks much younger than her age. Not much of a massage just with some light rubbing. She will cover your ass with a small towel to maintain appearances but didn't bother when I removed it after a few minutes of getting to know you discussion. I rubbed her legs a little to get her vibe and she was cool with my roaming. After the flip she did some leg and chest massage, again very light, before moving to the finish. No negotiation and no hassle so that's a huge plus. Good technique on the finish although I would have liked more teasing and suspense. She allowed plenty of roaming (breasts out while my hands explored her ass and crotch otc) so I get the feeling more is available with Basya. Might return and try for BJ. Might also try Marta next door. I asked about 4 hand and Basya said that's available but for double the house fee. No thanks. I'll pay double tips but not double house unless there's something really special like some girl-on-girl play.

Anybody know where they are working now?

How does she look naked (natural breasts? What's the standard tip for the nude+L1? Her massage and release is well worth it. Wouldn't mind getting it while she's naked.

[QUOTE=GentleBen1;4255501]This blond is Linda (Lana). Will go complete naked but not more then standard L1 finish.

Like money so be careful not to overpay. Agree plenty of teasing and 2 hand slow finish.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Datsurman;4295221]How does she look naked (natural breasts? What's the standard tip for the nude+L1? Her massage and release is well worth it. Wouldn't mind getting it while she's naked.[/QUOTE]She looks like a fit 40 (closer to 50, woman. She is asking 120, but will settle for less. I doubt it worth more than 80, even less, taking in consideration her age, look, and door fee.

Hi fellow mongers. I'll be visiting your neck of the woods shortly and wanted to reach out to see if anyone can give me a tip on what the best AMP's are in town. (could also be individuals) I prefer my provider to be under 35.

I hope that's not asking for too much. .

I sure will return the favor if you guys ever come to the DC area. Thanks!

Work's been keeping me quite busy, but I've still managed to fit in some 'stress management sessions. '.

Tat's. Schaumburg location, you can get taken care of, but not the greatest in looks or talent. Recently saw Julia in AH. What a bod, and what a GPS she has! Wanted a Benjamin for topless L1. I stood my ground, said 60 tops, no deal was struck. Maybe if she was younger and didn't smell like an ashtray, she could have had me for 80.

Golden Hands. Same story as usual, too much for too little.

Slappy.

Julia does have a great body. She can be had for less than 100 for topless. I have seen her and had l1 topples for a 30 tip, yea she was trying to negotiate more but she gave in. She did mention that she will do FS but would need around 200-300 which is ridiculous if you ask me.

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;4297330]Work's been keeping me quite busy, but I've still managed to fit in some 'stress management sessions. '.

Tat's. Schaumburg location, you can get taken care of, but not the greatest in looks or talent. Recently saw Julia in AH. What a bod, and what a GPS she has! Wanted a Benjamin for topless L1. I stood my ground, said 60 tops, no deal was struck. Maybe if she was younger and didn't smell like an ashtray, she could have had me for 80.

Golden Hands. Same story as usual, too much for too little.

Slappy.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Deezer1;4299784]Julia does have a great body. She can be had for less than 100 for topless. I have seen her and had l1 topples for a 30 tip, yea she was trying to negotiate more but she gave in. She did mention that she will do FS but would need around 200-300 which is ridiculous if you ask me.[/QUOTE]I'm confused. Is Julia at Tats?

[QUOTE=Alfonso82;4204830]Saw Ilona in Lombard a few days ago. Best experience I've had with the 262 agency. Highly recommend. This is the 2nd time I've seen her and she doesn't disappoint with only the hhr appointment.

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