You made my bullsh*t meter go sky high!
Bluereef the first sentence of your review made me call bullshit. My little baby gone for a much needed rest. Going to be gone for 3 whole days! How will I live! PLEASE! I smelled something right off the bat. You have gone from fits of rage to whining about making a living etc. This post has got to end now you say? Why?
Everything about your "review" was written like one of my ex wives would write. Find me one dude on this board that writes in your style. Just one. If your going to post as a man write like one.
The hyperbole of the JO scene made me spew a mouth full of scotch all over the screen. Now that was some funny stuff lady. Don't bring a BS review in here and expect it to go unchallanged.
You wanting a buck and a half to spank someones monkey because its safe and no diseases for the wife and future kids. Really? Again, find me a dude on this board that writes crap like that.
I agree and nice job working hyperbole into the review, was to class it up
[QUOTE=Luckycowboy58; 1430761]Bluereef the first sentence of your review made me call bullshit. My little baby gone for a much needed rest. Going to be gone for 3 whole days! How will I live! PLEASE! I smelled something right off the bat. You have gone from fits of rage to whining about making a living etc. This post has got to end now you say? Why?
Everything about your "review" was written like one of my ex wives would write. Find me one dude on this board that writes in your style. Just one. If your going to post as a man write like one.
The hyperbole of the JO scene made me spew a mouth full of scotch all over the screen. Now that was some funny stuff lady. Don't bring a BS review in here and expect it to go unchallanged.
You wanting a buck and a half to spank someones monkey because its safe and no diseases for the wife and future kids. Really? Again, find me a dude on this board that writes crap like that.[/QUOTE]
Nice to be w a genteleman
I do appreciate the comments. However The type of gentleman that you are should not go without notice. Thank you I do look forward to our next date.
[QUOTE=Bobb Sledd;1431288]Sugar Baby Luv is very real, she's had plenty of reviews on USASG as she travels around the southeast and has been well reviewed on that other site (145339). I had a session with her in January as she was passing through Jacksonville. Very girl-next-door with a menu to satisfy most hobbyists! I'm looking forward to her return to Jax. PM if you have specific questions.[/QUOTE]
Now that is some funny stuff
[QUOTE=Scohen1025;1431737]As a good friend told me long ago-"sometimes it's really hard to tell the difference between true love and good pussy".[/QUOTE]OMG that one goes right to the heart of it! Good quote guy!
Do the Work & The Board is Your Pearl
[QUOTE=Mikepilot; 1432460]Any links or info on your ATF girls Candy and Melissa?
Thanks[/QUOTE]Mikepilot,
I see that you are new so I will provide you some recommendations. First do your homework before asking board members questions like taking time to read through all the posts. Taste Candy is well known and Melissa3 is an UTR dynamo. I would suggest calling them with references and see if they would see you. After doing all of this then come back to the board with questions. I have found the board members in Orlando to a great bunch of guys and gals. The hobby is very enjoyable and fun if you are willing to do the work.
Good luck BJ2011