Therapy Spa 3334 W Peterson, Chicago
I have heard the same about Therapy Spa. The bad behavior is attracting the attention of LE. Asking for money for services with no massage. I had a terrible session. The provider was rough, aggresive and in a hurry. TS was filthy and to short. I don't like being rushed out the door. Will not be going back.
Worst experience I've ever at Bella
I found myself with a little extra time (random work appts.) and money (poker winnings!!!) this Saturday and decided to check out Bella after reading some positive posts. It was without question the worst, and probably weirdest experience I have ever had.
I had a woman named Mia, who seemed to be running the place. She's Asian and north of 40 and okay looking, but really just okay. I pay $55 for the tables shower and massage, and the weirdness began almost immediately. We go back to the massage room and she tells me that since the table is being used, she's going to massage me first she says "for a little while, then we go to table shower and come back." Annoying, since I could have waited 5 minues for the table shower, but I play along since I'm a good sport and I figure she'll be more agreeable later if I'm agreeable now.
She proceeds to give me a decent, though not spectacular massage with chatter and definite teasing, including some not too subtle touching of mr. happy. She's mostly friendly, though gets on my nerves with questions about whether or not I'm married (I'm not), and at one point insinuates that I'm old (I'm not a kid but DEFINITELY younger than her!!!). After massaging my front with some additional teasing, she stops and says it's time for the table shower. After giving me a fluffy purple robe (worn my others I'm sure), and some flip flops (also probably used many times between cleaning), she leads me to a really cold shower table that's covered with plastic wrap.
So the table shower proceeds, and I find the plastic wrap slimy and uncomfortable, but I'm still playing along thinking that there is going to be some payoff eventually. She gets down to my midsection and says, "Do you want me to wash you there?" Of course I say yes and she proceeds to spend a couple of minutes soaping me up until I'm at full attention, and then rinses me off paying special attention to my special needs area.
She then towels me off, including getting her face close enough for me to slap her with it, has me put the fluffy robe back on, leads me back to the room, and announces that she's getting the ubiquitous glass of water.
She returns with the water and I ask what happened to the "rest" of the massage, and she starts to play dumb. I've never gotten mad at being turned down before, but I've also never had someone give me half of a handjob!!!! WTF lady!!!!!!!!!!
I told her right to her face that she doesn't have to do give extras (I've taken one for the team plenty of times), but that being a tease isn't cool. She starts giggling and claims she wasn't being a tease. I got dressed and left without giving her a cent. If she gives me a "maybe next time" or a "I don't do that" she probably still gets a $20 tip. But laugh in my face? See ya' babe, and I won't be back.
Of course, when I leave there's a much younger cute Asian girl and a dark haired Eastern European with a big rack.
I've never been so pissed.
Lincoln Park In-Call/Apt...
Have not heard any reports about the Blonde that runs ads for Lincoln Park massage frequently on BP. So tried it out last month.
I'll I have to say is. Spend your money else where, things are rushed, rough, and as quick as a fly on to shit. Not to mention an up-sell to boot. Wasting any more time on this post means the longer I have to remember this poor experience.
Far better pleasant and more value for $$ options abound.
TMT
Still not worth the money
Spokenone69
Heard bad things about Therapy Spa but went anyway. I should have listened. If you got $70. 00 and Fifteen minuets it is still at 3334 Peterson.
Should have went to the Dentist next door. That would have been less painful.
Just a couple of funny things
Funny how? A little ha-ha, a little strange.
I was in the neighborhood, so I visited Elegant for the first time. Thought it was a bit of a dump, but took the half hour, drew S*****a. Passably cute, didn't mind my hands wandering a little before and during the massage. Lots of appropriate teasing before the flip, so I thought I would be in good shape. After a brief negotiation, a finish was agreed on for what I found reasonable (less than the. 8 she started with). Then out came the spray bottle. I haven't had this happen before. I didn't think my hands looked dirty or anything, but she was cleaning them off with some kind of antiseptic. Hey, it's not unreasonable if she wants me to diddle her, though that's not really my thing. Then she pulls up her top and bra and puts my hand there. For that, I don't think I really needed to be disinfected. Otherwise things proceeded as expected, and she was very eager to please, both in trying different techniques and presenting the act visually. But what I'll always remember is the spray bottle.
Arranged to visit an old independent favorite, used to be called Cor*****, but now goes by Au***. Still the same hipster-type chick, but now with oddly brassy orange hair instead of black. I always enjoyed the mediocre and superchatty massage followed by an unrushed and skillful handy. Almost a GFE in spirit, as she will kiss and nibble your ear and nipples while she strokes it, rubbing her nice C-cups all over you. New wrinkle this time though. After she had me at attention with some teasing between the breasts, she pulled one of my favorite hooker tricks, the application of the condom with the mouth. Or she tried to, and failed twice. Maybe she needs more practice. But this was the funny part. She declared me "too big to get my mouth around" and I thought she was abandoning the unexpected extra service, but she went to fetch a Magnum condom. Now, I know girls sometimes like to flatter a client by talking about how big it is, but let me tell you with no false modesty: It's not big. It just isn't. So this was taking the charade a little far. But what the hey, the Magnum was unrolled with success, and a good time was had by all.