Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Malaprop;1525381]Instead of going to the Tampa places, most of which overcharge anyway, I suggest that you cross the bay on 275 to Clearwater / St. Pete. There are quite a few clubs north of Ulmerton on 19 or south of Ulmerton on 66th street that are a lot more entertaining than YS from my experience. Can't speak about Lipstixx. Last time I was there it was not a great experience and I never went back. Rather than list the good clubs again, just click on the St. Petersburg boards. Those clubs are actually closer in miles to the Tampa airport than places like YS (I think) or at least about as close. Or follow the other poster's suggestion and drive north on 19 to Pasco County. It is about a 25-30 minute drive from the St. Pete. Use discretion as LE may be out more than usual.[/QUOTE]First, Malaprop is correct, there are many options outside of the Tampa city limits. The other locals are all offering great options too.

The locals here are spoiled. It's not our fault, we just are. Almost any strip joint in the Tampa Bay area is better than 90 or 95% of strip joints in other places. Almost every time I go to a strip joint when I'm on vacation I leave thinking "what a dump!" There is so much competition in this area it drives the quality standards higher. Mongers expect more at a club in Tampa. We expect hot girls, and if a club doesn't have hot girls, the HOs they have sure as hell better be providing extras. If a club can't do at least one of these things right, there is no way they are going to last long around here.

Any strip clubs that offer extras? Not looking for sex unless its a really good looking girl but a BJ would be nice. Any strip clubs offer this?

[QUOTE=Skiper; 1525391]First, Malaprop is correct, there are many options outside of the Tampa city limits. The other locals are all offering great options too.

The locals here are spoiled. It's not our fault, we just are. Almost any strip joint in the Tampa Bay area is better than 90 or 95% of strip joints in other places. Almost every time I go to a strip joint when I'm on vacation I leave thinking "what a dump!" There is so much competition in this area it drives the quality standards higher. Mongers expect more at a club in Tampa. We expect hot girls, and if a club doesn't have hot girls, the HOs they have sure as hell better be providing extras. If a club can't do at least one of these things right, there is no way they are going to last long around here.[/QUOTE]You are so right Skiper! I never enjoyed going to strip joints until I moved to the Tampa area ten years ago. As Skiper mentioned, the locals here are so spoiled, when it comes to what they expect when they walk into these joints. Nowhere can you find hot girls, liberal LD's, no pressure and best of all at an affordable PRICE! I've traveled to many cities in the states and nothing come close to the amenities and value of Tampa strip joints. When I travel to other parts of the country now, I don't bother with a trip to their strip joints anymore because it's boring as hell compared to our local ones.

I was in Tampa recently and went to YS after a co-worked suggested I go. I went on Sunday night (probably the worst night to go?) and met several of the women there and decided to try Ireland. She's probably close to 40+ with red hair. Did the 3 for $50 and while it was better than most of my strip club experiences around the country, I was expecting more. Maybe more $ and the RNC are what did me in?

[QUOTE=Nodak Boy;1529666]I was in Tampa recently and went to YS after a co-worked suggested I go. I went on Sunday night (probably the worst night to go?) and met several of the women there and decided to try Ireland. She's probably close to 40+ with red hair. Did the 3 for $50 and while it was better than most of my strip club experiences around the country, I was expecting more. Maybe more $ and the RNC are what did me in?[/QUOTE]Ireland is one of the few girls who has a boundary she won't cross from my experience. She is notorious for sitting on your lap and "locking you up" until you get a nice dance but nothing too crazy. Also, feel free to ask her when she is retiring. It always makes me chuckle a bit because she always says its next week and has been saying that for years. Usually the Latin girls are more accommodating. I'm skipping this week because of the RNC coverage. Hope that was helpful.

Your girl Ireleand is a legend in Tampa, mostly for giving marginal lap dances and being on her way to "retirement" since approximately 1995. I've managed to offend her enough time she simply avoids me when I am at YS. In any case. Bad night to go, bad timing with the pre-RNC sweeps last year, and less than optimal choice of entertainer.

Give Tampa proper, and YS a few months. The fun will come back. It always does.

[QUOTE=Nodak Boy;1529666]I was in Tampa recently and went to YS after a co-worked suggested I go. I went on Sunday night (probably the worst night to go?) and met several of the women there and decided to try Ireland. She's probably close to 40+ with red hair. Did the 3 for $50 and while it was better than most of my strip club experiences around the country, I was expecting more. Maybe more $ and the RNC are what did me in?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Nodak Boy;1529666]I was in Tampa recently and went to YS after a co-worked suggested I go. I went on Sunday night (probably the worst night to go?) and met several of the women there and decided to try Ireland. She's probably close to 40+ with red hair. Did the 3 for $50 and while it was better than most of my strip club experiences around the country, I was expecting more. Maybe more $ and the RNC are what did me in?[/QUOTE]Nope, that's just Ireland. Did she tell you how she is retiring? I would call her a has been, but that would imply that she was something at one time in the distant past. I would call her a nasty be*tch, but that be an insult to nasty be*tches.

[QUOTE=Nodak Boy;1529666]I was in Tampa recently and went to YS after a co-worked suggested I go. I went on Sunday night (probably the worst night to go?) and met several of the women there and decided to try Ireland. She's probably close to 40+ with red hair. Did the 3 for $50 and while it was better than most of my strip club experiences around the country, I was expecting more. Maybe more $ and the RNC are what did me in?[/QUOTE]There was a recent bust on Tampa clubs prior to RNC. However, Ireland is probably not a good choice for 'high mileage' dance.

Visited your fine city on Friday night took a chance and stopped by Lipstixxx even though our uncle has visited there a week prior, only 4 girls working was hoping to see my favorite

Melody but was informed she no longer works there? Was immediately greeted by a latina who's name started with a J, she wasted no time inviting me to the private dance area, long

Story short room fee plus 100 for CFS left happy and then visited an awesome little brewery called cigar city you tampa guys have it made looking to make a permanent move to your

Fine city.

Stay safe all!

B

[QUOTE=Meridian99;1529732]There was a recent bust on Tampa clubs prior to RNC. However, Ireland is probably not a good choice for 'high mileage' dance.[/QUOTE]LOL, *NOW* you tell me! Yes she probably wasn't the best choice as she said she's been stripping a long time, so I probably should have used that as a clue that it's not high mileage. Going Sunday evening probably also wasn't the best idea, but I can't usually make it during the prime times. I should have saved my $ spent at YS and used it on Nebraska, I found much more fun to be had there.

Not sure I'll go to YS again next time I'm in town, probably going to save my monies for the street and maybe bring one back to my hotel.

[QUOTE=Packetman; 1529691]Your girl Ireleand is a legend in Tampa, mostly for giving marginal lap dances and being on her way to "retirement" since approximately 1995. I've managed to offend her enough time she simply avoids me when I am at YS. In any case. Bad night to go, bad timing with the pre-RNC sweeps last year, and less than optimal choice of entertainer.

Give Tampa proper, and YS a few months. The fun will come back. It always does.[/QUOTE]I'm probably coming back next week, no time to wait months. I can't go during the dayshift as I'm working there, and I usually arrive Sunday night and leave Fridays. If anyone has a name of a girl at YS that I should definitely try, please PM me, I'm willing to give YS one more try.

Being an out-of-towner, I guess I just didn't search through enough of the SC threads here as I spent most of my searching going through the Streetwalker posts. That searching produced results.

I know it was mentioned her some weeks ago and the poster got berated but there really is one it is just a virtual VIP room and it's always been there. Crafty beings women are they can construct it with enough money and it can dissolve away and an instant at will if need be.

You simply pay enough babes to form a shield while some scuzzy jap ho gives you head. Or like last week I was in there mid day with just me and a few a holes at the dance floor I then noticed a big gathering in the far corner with most of the hos waiting on this tight group. I actually yelled across from my seat at them that you phony Republicans been screwing thinsg up in this town every which way.

So they simply buy a corner piece of real estate and the snatch watch out and service them. You can sense it if you are aware I mean all the power if you got that kind of money hell I'd come fast if one of those babes where tooting on the end of my shaft.

Thing that tipped me off was the noob girl I was with kept her eyes in that direction occasionally but she was also looking at the girl dancing to learn the drill.

[QUOTE=DucheNozzle; 1534444]I know it was mentioned her some weeks ago and the poster got berated but there really is one it is just a virtual VIP room and it's always been there. Crafty beings women are they can construct it with enough money and it can dissolve away and an instant at will if need be.

You simply pay enough babes to form a shield while some scuzzy jap ho gives you head. Or like last week I was in there mid day with just me and a few a holes at the dance floor I then noticed a big gathering in the far corner with most of the hos waiting on this tight group. I actually yelled across from my seat at them that you phony Republicans been screwing thinsg up in this town every which way.

So they simply buy a corner piece of real estate and the snatch watch out and service them. You can sense it if you are aware I mean all the power if you got that kind of money hell I'd come fast if one of those babes where tooting on the end of my shaft.

Thing that tipped me off was the noob girl I was with kept her eyes in that direction occasionally but she was also looking at the girl dancing to learn the drill.[/QUOTE]Good report. I'm thinking now Joe will add a new rule limiting the number of dancers per customer to three (Six feet. Thirty toes). This a rare peek at any Mons extra availability. Duche named it: "virtual VIP" room. The best looking human shields in the biz.

From the 80's. Used condoms on the floor, corners were dark and rates were better. I think it was under a republican administration at the time. LOL. Ajdal out.

[QUOTE=Dickchainy;1535079]Good report. I'm thinking now Joe will add a new rule limiting the number of dancers per customer to three (six feet. Sixty toes). This a rare peek at any Mons extra availability. Duche named it: "virtual VIP" room. The best looking human shields in the biz.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DucheNozzle; 1534444]I know it was mentioned her some weeks ago and the poster got berated but there really is one it is just a virtual VIP room and it's always been there. Crafty beings women are they can construct it with enough money and it can dissolve away and an instant at will if need be.

You simply pay enough babes to form a shield while some scuzzy jap ho gives you head. Or like last week I was in there mid day with just me and a few a holes at the dance floor I then noticed a big gathering in the far corner with most of the hos waiting on this tight group. I actually yelled across from my seat at them that you phony Republicans been screwing thinsg up in this town every which way.

So they simply buy a corner piece of real estate and the snatch watch out and service them. You can sense it if you are aware I mean all the power if you got that kind of money hell I'd come fast if one of those babes where tooting on the end of my shaft.

Thing that tipped me off was the noob girl I was with kept her eyes in that direction occasionally but she was also looking at the girl dancing to learn the drill.[/QUOTE]Wow. In all my experience, I have never seen anything like that at Mons Venus. But I usually go during the night when it is busy.