Strip Club Reports

Please PM me the best latina girls to talk with. Tired of wasting my money on vips that go absolutely nowhere. Some of these girls talk a good game I have learned. The gentlemens club is close to me although some people say its in Glendale, I think it was part of the Godfathers chain at one time.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Teabram; 1158569]I'm coming to LA Monday through Thursday with my girl, was hoping you all could let me know where to go for some fun with her as far as strip clubs that will play nice with girl patrons. Something to get us both going, why'know? Places here fort wayne are alright, but the girlfriend doesn't get treated much different from me, and that's pretty poor, LOL.

Not familiar with the acronyms for places, so dumb it down for me please. Also, if there is a better place for just me to go solo, feel free to include that too. And of course, PM if it's not cool to post publicly. BTW, baldy, your pm box is full! [/QUOTE]I think you'll find LA area strip clubs to be a very hospitable environment for female patrons and couples across the board. I've taken a few girls out to clubs over the years and for most of them it is important to be in a decent comfortable environment with hot strippers as opposed to the dives I'll frequent on my own. So look for the established upscale places. I'd particularly recommend the Deja Vu club in North Hollywood which really rocks with couples late at night on weekends. Maybe the same during the week but I don't get out late during the week to know. Regardless, you'll find plenty of talent eager to get horny with your girl or with both of you. The same for the Spearmint Rhino and affiliated Rouge clubs. Both of them have outlets in downtown LA and in Van Nuys in the San Fernando Valley (working hard to avoid the acronyms here).4Play is another upscale club with hot dancers. Not a club for pervs or serious mongers but a good night out for a couple. It is located in West LA just west of Culver City. Probably best to skip the newer Deja Vu downtown which is struggling to get established and I hear not much privacy for lap dances.

For something totally different, wander over to Hollywood Blvd. in East Hollywood and check out the Cheetah club which these days is bikini. No tits or pussy on open display. It is a Hollywood hipster joint with a full bar including top shelf of top shelf spirits, a very interesting cast of dancers who fit right in with the hipster crowd and some of them are stunning in off beat ways, and the crowd is at times 50% or more female. They come in groups or with boyfriends and it isn't a dyke kind of thing. Mostly hot young women who may be bi or curious or just like hanging out in the erotic atmosphere and getting wasted on good microbrews and Tequila. The infamous Jumbo's Clown Room is about 3/4 of a mile further west on Hollywood Blvd. and has a similar crowd and vibe, but portrays even hipper since it is a dive with a colorful history whereas Cheetahs looks more like a contemporary strip club.

Like I said, you'll probably do great across the board with a babe on your arm, but these are the places I'm personally familiar with which I would select for that kind of party. The bad side is that the combination of booze and cooze is illegal in California, so all of the clubs I mentioned are fully nude and don't serve alcohol with the exception of the Hollywood bikini clubs. When you're gf is a party girl, it is always a big plus to be able to drink, but LA has a serious shortage of upscale topless and bikini bars where alcohol is served. Of course, you can always smuggle in the airline bottles. The booze bars in South LA that dominate discussion in this thread (King Henry 8 and Starz) are great joints for mongers, but not the best choice for couples.

Subject: Monster Truck Kills Woman in Strip Club Parking Lot= rednecks cannot.

Be trusted with trucks or guns. But they all got both. Or girls but they aint.

Got.

Them (except COW-girls)!

This was at a Spearmint Rhino club in Dallas, TX. Only in Redneck country.

Could.

This happen!

I ran clubs in Amarillo Tx for 3 years. Lucky to have outlived the redneck.

Idiots!

Only inbred rednecks drive trucks like this, or go to watch the Monster Truck.

Shows!

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Parking-Lot.

Note: Same rednecks don't like black girls either, even fine slender ones. But.

They love them corn-fed white COW-like ones! Reminds them of all that sex on.

The farm, when no humans were avail I guess? MOO_goo guy wham!

[QUOTE=Cunnah Lingus;1157394]Went for some hot sloppy (in a good way) dances with breaks in between, but had to defer out of my favorite private booth when both me and the girl got a strong whiff of stink. I can only think it was like a combo of cat-piss and rotten sardines? If it came from sum girls vagina, I pity the fool who had that on him! Or if it was from a golden shower, the source musta been w-rotten. Anyway, I told the manager it was killin the mood, and he went in for a hazardous waste spray & clean.[/QUOTE]Haha reading this just killed my high. Yuck.

New to this board but have been lurking for a while. I usually go to KH8 during lunch at lunchtime. It is usually slow then but what's a better time to spend your lunch. I have had some good dances from Asia and Feisty. PM me for details.

With all the members on this forum I'm sure I will get the million dollar answer. Which club (s) in Los Angeles has the most secluded / private VIP room (s)? I went to Star Strip the other night and the VIP rooms are in the open near the stage. The regular dances were actually more private located in the back room. WTF?

If the club is in the City of Industry or San Fernando Valley could you just PM me because I don't want to post this in the other forums.

Thanks!

[QUOTE=Trimslug;1160235]New to this board but have been lurking for a while. I usually go to KH8 during lunch at lunchtime. It is usually slow then but what's a better time to spend your lunch. I have had some good dances from Asia and Feisty. PM me for details.[/QUOTE]Asia? Feisty?

Feisty is hot, I think she now works at Starz, where I saw her last. Or maybe she does both clubs (same owner)! SHe does not seem to do much for Extras / am I wrong? I have seen her leaving KH8 with what I assume is a boyfriend, so maybe that tunes & tones her down?

I am much more interested in Asia. I haven't seen any info here on her dances ever, so I assumed she too is light or non on extras? I have had a few light convos with her and did not get a high-mileage vibe. She seems like she is in too high of demand and maybe a lofty attitude to go with, or that if she did extras it would be hihg-dollar for high-mileage. Am I wrong?

I haven't had any real resistance form some other hotties here, without spending alot of extra $$$. Part of that is probably due to the fact that I am a giver and know what I am doing, so DATY is my main if not only request. I find that when a girl has an orgasm from Oral, she has alot of trouble asking for tips on top of that!

I would love to do sum DATY with Asia especially although Feisty would qualify too. Any clues or is it not the pink but the blues when singin that song with these two? Or maybe its not your thing to even ask / try?

I have been in thee Adult Ent biz, running strip clubs, escort service, Internet Broad-casting studios and consulting to same internationally. I often live and do biz in countries where Prostitution is legal too. So just a hot lap dance with stick-shiftin or possiblygettin KYSO in my sweats, aint enuf for me. Lapp dancing to me is when I am lappin cream out of a hot, clean young slender fine pussy. Si?

I had a real good-time there last Tues nt, with mucho muheres and good % of fine ones, and may give it a shot again tonite. A hot number from Miami (name escapes me now) was my pick of the lineup, and it was a gre-ate choice!

No interest in BIG girls of any color, UFO's (Ugly-Fat-Old) even for free pussy.

Thanks in advance for any heads up on this or these 2. Asia / Feisty. Mmmm. I hope there is change. In my opinion / observation on one or both. Hope & change!

PM me with the intricate details por favor senor!

[QUOTE=The Camel; 1159365]I think you'll find LA area strip clubs to be a very hospitable environment for female patrons and couples across the board. I've taken a few girls out to clubs over the years and for most of them it is important to be in a decent comfortable environment with hot strippers as opposed to the dives I'll frequent on my own. So look for the established upscale places. I'd particularly recommend the Deja Vu club in North Hollywood which really rocks with couples late at night on weekends. Maybe the same during the week but I don't get out late during the week to know. Regardless, you'll find plenty of talent eager to get horny with your girl or with both of you. The same for the Spearmint Rhino and affiliated Rouge clubs. Both of them have outlets in downtown LA and in Van Nuys in the San Fernando Valley (working hard to avoid the acronyms here).4Play is another upscale club with hot dancers. Not a club for pervs or serious mongers but a good night out for a couple. It is located in West LA just west of Culver City. Probably best to skip the newer Deja Vu downtown which is struggling to get established and I hear not much privacy for lap dances.

For something totally different, wander over to Hollywood Blvd. In East Hollywood and check out the Cheetah club which these days is bikini. No tits or pussy on open display. It is a Hollywood hipster joint with a full bar including top shelf of top shelf spirits, a very interesting cast of dancers who fit right in with the hipster crowd and some of them are stunning in off beat ways, and the crowd is at times 50% or more female. They come in groups or with boyfriends and it isn't a dyke kind of thing. Mostly hot young women who may be bi or curious or just like hanging out in the erotic atmosphere and getting wasted on good microbrews and Tequila. The infamous Jumbo's Clown Room is about 3/4 of a mile further west on Hollywood Blvd. And has a similar crowd and vibe, but portrays even hipper since it is a dive with a colorful history whereas Cheetahs looks more like a contemporary strip club.

Like I said, you'll probably do great across the board with a babe on your arm, but these are the places I'm personally familiar with which I would select for that kind of party. The bad side is that the combination of booze and cooze is illegal in California, so all of the clubs I mentioned are fully nude and don't serve alcohol with the exception of the Hollywood bikini clubs. When you're gf is a party girl, it is always a big plus to be able to drink, but LA has a serious shortage of upscale topless and bikini bars where alcohol is served. Of course, you can always smuggle in the airline bottles. The booze bars in South LA that dominate discussion in this thread (King Henry 8 and Starz) are great joints for mongers, but not the best choice for couples. [/QUOTE]Wow, I'm really appreciating the time, organization & thought put into this review. Teabram, be advised, everything in the Camel's review is spot on. Damn, he even got the hipster Cheetah's thing explained perfect. Ha! Good show.

ANother Tuesday (yesterday) at KH8, even better than before!

Started on day shift, pickins were thin (but girls wernt) except for one of my ATF _______, so I took her to lunch at the Y in the booths. I ate she watched, yum yum drink that cum.

The booths were smellin much better, and the P- was sweet!

5 girls maybe on day shift, but then nt shift started rollin in about 7, and WOW, musta been 15 or so and at least 50% were qualified looks, shape wise for my tastes,

After day shift sweetie, I took 2 more night shift girls for a ride, er lappin, ______ & ________ both were drippin with honey.

Since I do the Lappin, and stay in till they cum, I don't usually need to tip much extra for DATY, if at all. Hell usually they act & speak like they should be tippin me, but it takes alot of study & practice so YMMV?

Seniors can PM me for exact girls names, more details and possible intros, but you got to promise to treat them right and don't assume as YMMV, and I got my pitch & demo down, as I do deliver! I am a pro lesbian with a built in dildo. Rather eat P==== than get a BJ, its my drug, as Vagina is my Viagra! And once they cum form Oral, their G-spot is full of fluid and theyre more ready for the 2nd or 3rd cumin. What a gentleman I am, givin to receive!

I am wondering about a daytime waitress that I believe dances too= Chanel. Anybody got a heads up? She was the only other daytime girl that day that qualified in looks at least for me.

Also wondering about a nt girl MAYA? Anybody got dues paid there and info? Worth a go or not? She looks fine, but not sure about Hot? Seems similar quality & vibes to Asia. Damn. Hope & change!

There is a special Brthday party Apr 2nd called Bunny Bash for Princess & Lavendar, should be food & fun, plenty of putang and bang for the buck!

Awesome, thanks for all the info, we should have a great time tonight based on all that!

[QUOTE=Went for some hot sloppy (in a good way) dances with breaks in between, but had to defer out of my favorite private booth when both me and the girl got a strong whiff of stink. I can only think it was like a combo of cat-piss and rotten sardines? If it came from sum girls vagina, I pity the fool who had that on him! Or if it was from a golden shower, the source musta been w-rotten. Anyway, I told the manager it was killin the mood, and he went in for a hazardous waste spray & clean.[/QUOTE]Haha. Yeah that is just nasty bro. Something similar happended to me over at GC (LA / Glendale). This hot black chick was sitting on my lap grinding me trying to persuade me to get a VIP w / her then out of nowhere I get this whiff of rotten pussy. I told her I got to run to the bathroom and sure enough I now smelled like ass the entire night. Now I bring those dryer sheets with me as backup in the car.

[QUOTE=Triple Monks; 1153031]This new place just opened up in west LA.

Has anyone been and have any reports on it?

Thanks[/QUOTE]I stopped by at 1:30 this afternoon (Saturday). When I got there the guy at the door said there was only 1 dancer so he'd charge no cover.

It's a small place. I'm the first and only customer, even though they opened at 12.

A tall (6') thin pretty woman in bra and panties (very nice rack) comes from behind the bar and sits down next to me."I'm your stripper, bartender and waitress. What can I get you?" It's a soda bar. She brings me a soft drink.

We chat and then move to the topless dance area. $20 a song and they are cut as short as anything I've ever experienced. But the dances were VERY hot. We were the only two people in the club except the DJ, who kept the dance count.

So we move to the nude area on the opposite side of the small room. Its completely secluded from DJ, so VERY private with no-one else in the room.

Very high mileage. Almost no-one would walk away disappointed.

Dancer was very attractive, GFE and hot with great body. It was very costly. Don't go if you're on a budget. I will be back. Soon!

Enjoy.

She is the Best! She defines sexxy!

I had to visit my all time fav "Tender" at First King. I sucked back some suds & got Tenderized. Man, if you haven't experienced Tender, you need to. Her Jersey jam Party is coming up in May.

BALDY CRUISER :)

I ran into Wild Bill. It was great to see an old friend.

BALDY CRUISER :)

Uh, there's something really nasty looking on the crotch of her panties. And I don't think it's an optical illusion. Dude, that's scary.