Happiness

[QUOTE=Zuule;2786612]I completely agree. I do not like the glam shots of the girls at Happiness. This would be my one negative on this otherwise great AMP. I don't like it because the pictures can definitely provide an unrealistic expectation of what a girl looks like. Rejuve and Gogo do a better job and providing realistic pictures of the girls. On the other hand, most other AMPs use fake pictures so those are much worse.

To counter the above, I would highly recommend a line up or becoming a regular and check the girls out when eating lunch.

Happy does spent time coaching the girls to be good providers. She attempts to make sure that the girls provide a standard of service and availability that works for all girls at Happiness. She also wants to make sure you get the full hour if you want it.[/QUOTE]You can't check girls out eating if mamasan pushes you out the door. I did not get the full hour. Checking girls out in the kitchen, seems to be for a few favored clients.

[QUOTE=Zuule;2786570]Dude, are you okay? I think you may have posted in the wrong thread. Right now there is not a Sophie, nor Joanne in the Happiness line up.[/QUOTE]Joanne was Rebecca's name at another AMP but was there ever a Sophie? There's been a lot of turnover recently but I don't ever remember any girl named Sophie at Happiness yet Deepshot keeps saying he saw Sophie or a couple of Sophie's.

[QUOTE=PokeSquid;2786055]Aloha,

Wow, been a lurker for a long time and posted my first report on Coco a while back. Since then looks like shits hit the fan. I'm not a newbie, but neither do I frequent the AMP's as much as many of our senior members who have way much more time and money than I have. I envy those brothers.

I've been to just about all the AMPs around since the late 90's. Many long gone now. Overall I would say that the conditions ranged from sketchy to top notch in atmosphere and cleanliness.

Many of the older establishments can't help it. They are old, no ifs and or buts. But I haven't seen any that in my opinion was a health hazard or made you feel unwanted. Just think, If the place is a dump, and smells line a urinal, who would want to go back and repeat. Of the recent establishments, I would have to say, Empire, Nirvana, K Spa, Kison, Aloha me spa, and Happiness are up there in terms of hygiene and how they keep everything clean. Never have I smelled anything worse than soap. Even Empire had critics at one point with the table set up. But they took care of that.

As far as older girls, I haven't seen many around. If you want there are places well known for that and we can pick and choose where we want to spend our money. I highly doubt that most of the AMPs would have girls over the age of 40 and if they did, they probably looked 30 years old. If you want older girls we all know where you can go.

But for an older monger like me, I go for both looks and service. Age isn't a factor. If they look decent, give great service. Then I'll repeat. If I want young hot girls, I'll go to VIP with shitty service, or to some of the other well known places like rejuve. But all the places have girls of different ages. Just have to pick and choose who you want. If you don't like one fine but don't ***** about it. Go someplace else.

As far as the customer service, Happy is about the best I've seen around as far as making you feel at home and taking care of the customers. Ivy did the same at Empire but without food. Wish more places would do that.

That's the beauty of being a consumer. If you don't like the store or product, go to another one that you like!

Got an appointment this weekend and hope to give a review. It won't be on age, smell, or parking. Just the girl, service, menu and if I would repeat. Not calling anyone out, just pointing out some facts to consider as a consumer.[/QUOTE]Am I to believe from your comments that Happy takes care of her customers the way Ivy did. When Sasha did not make it in for her 10:30 am appt with me. I did not hear shit from Happy. What club must one join in order to eat in the kitchen at Happiness. A lot of us mongers don't have favored status. Only one time did I ever see Happy as I was leaving. The only reason I was not rushed out the back door is because Muni saw me, came and gave me a hug. Then I spotted Shiny. My other visits, no one inquired if my session was satisfactory. I never, repeat never left Empire, without Ivy wanting to know if I enjoyed myself. I was at Empire, Steven was working out front. I'm in rm with a girl about 30 minutes into the hour. Door opens it is Ivy, she just wanted to say hello. Now that is caring about your customers.

[QUOTE=SirRegal;2787005]Joanne was Rebecca's name at another AMP but was there ever a Sophie? There's been a lot of turnover recently but I don't ever remember any girl named Sophie at Happiness yet Deepshot keeps saying he saw Sophie or a couple of Sophie's.[/QUOTE]Oh, I am surprised he had a bad experience with Rebecca. When I saw her for the second time, she remembered everything about what we did the time before and I quite honestly forgot about what we did. She treated me extremely well. Much better than average so given that personality type, I am surprised that she didn't provide a great experience. In reading the reviews on this thread, Rebecca seems to have a lot of excellent reviews. Perhaps she had a bad day.

Anyone knows when Cherry from Empire / Happiness, will be back? PM is okay. Much Mahalo for information.

So I think this was my fourth 2 hour visit with Yasi. She was excited and upset to see me. Guess the other girls talk and she knew I saw Nicole and Connie on wed / Thursday and boy did I pay for it. She walks in. White bikini looking super sexy. Asks how I have been. She also texted me that morning asking if I was going to see her before her vacation. So why the hell not. After I disrobe she demands I go shower. Umm ok. Still all good She spends an extra long time a rubbing my star fish but so far no concerns. Table shower is always good. We get back to room and She makes me strap on hand cuffs to her. Ummmm things are getting a little freaky and weird. I like it so far. She throws down a towel on floor and demands I eat her out. Sure thing boss. Best part was whe. She used hand cuffs behind my head and made me gag on her box. Fucking freaky. After I get her juices all in my nose I demand it be my turn. Note to self. Never demand anything from a girl with a whip; hand cuffs and a butt plug. All I wanted was some head and she was into it unill I felt her 2 inch finger nail explore my star fish. I always said I'll try anything once well in two blinks of an eye I had a whole butt plug in me while she BBBJ. I was like OMG. -1- I'm not drunk enough for that being 11 am and 2. Jesus give me heads up. Worst part was I was like OMG take it out and she enjoyed watching me squirm. Finally she grabs the rubber. Tells me to chill and pops it out. LOL makes funny joke about how shitty it is. I'm like OMG I'm going to bathroom WTF.

Come back to the room and she still has devilish grin on her face. I forgot to mention the times she slapped me for being a dirty boy: Anyways. If you get offered toys be careful or you butt will be targeted LOL.

Rest of the time was amazing. 2 pops. All on my direction. She was playful and really seemed to enjoy our Time She really likes lazy doggy. Only thoughts were I was facing door not mirror.

Also FYI all the girls talk about us LOL she demanded that she is the owner of my cock and that if I see Connie or Natalie the.

She will know about it LOL. She knew crazy details about.

How many times I pop per girl and so on. Crazy. Anyways. Yasi is an all star if you treat her good.

She is going on vacation for about 5 days. So if you don't like football check her out.

She Also gave me a killer foot job in shower. Never understood the fetish but after trying it she is realllllllly nice.

She charges extra for back door service but if that's your thing she can take a pounding.

She is super sexy. And I hope you guys don't see her at all / More visits for me.

[QUOTE=ByTheBook;2785442]That is why I bring shower clogs; I don't trust a lot of mongers in showers.[/QUOTE]Clean room, clean toilet, clean shower & clean girls. What more could you ask for. I have been in AMP's that the roof leaked & the ceiling was laying on the floor. I have been where the mold smell make your TS a can't wait to finish. If you don't enjoy Happiness go to some other AMP, there are plenty on the island.

[QUOTE=Zuule;2787036]Oh, I am surprised he had a bad experience with Rebecca. When I saw her for the second time, she remembered everything about what we did the time before and I quite honestly forgot about what we did. She treated me extremely well. Much better than average so given that personality type, I am surprised that she didn't provide a great experience. In reading the reviews on this thread, Rebecca seems to have a lot of excellent reviews. Perhaps she had a bad day.[/QUOTE]I really doubt he was talking about Rebecca. He said the girl he was with was a spinner with saggy boobs, tats, 50 ish. That doesn't describe Rebecca.

[QUOTE=ByTheBook;2787015]Am I to believe from your comments that Happy takes care of her customers the way Ivy did. When Sasha did not make it in for her 10:30 am appt with me. I did not hear shit from Happy. What club must one join in order to eat in the kitchen at Happiness. A lot of us mongers don't have favored status. Only one time did I ever see Happy as I was leaving. The only reason I was not rushed out the back door is because Muni saw me, came and gave me a hug. Then I spotted Shiny. My other visits, no one inquired if my session was satisfactory. I never, repeat never left Empire, without Ivy wanting to know if I enjoyed myself. I was at Empire, Steven was working out front. I'm in rm with a girl about 30 minutes into the hour. Door opens it is Ivy, she just wanted to say hello. Now that is caring about your customers.[/QUOTE]Ivy is a machine. You can't use her as industry standard. Happy is doing her best with house full of emtional women, uncle LE and demanding mongers. I have been to happiness 30 to 40 times. Good with the providers and had short conversation w happy twice. I was not invited to eat at the kitchen. Why? Don't know and don't care. I am there for sex, not kim chee, friends or ego. Without happy, vast majority of the mongers wouldn't have a chance to get close to these provider in real life. So please be grateful, be nice, look in the mirror and give happy a break.

[QUOTE=Zuule;2787036]Oh, I am surprised he had a bad experience with Rebecca. When I saw her for the second time, she remembered everything about what we did the time before and I quite honestly forgot about what we did. She treated me extremely well. Much better than average so given that personality type, I am surprised that she didn't provide a great experience. In reading the reviews on this thread, Rebecca seems to have a lot of excellent reviews. Perhaps she had a bad day.[/QUOTE]I re-read his post. He used "Joanne" as an example of a good session in the past compared to this Sophie chick.

[QUOTE=ByTheBook;2787015]Am I to believe from your comments that Happy takes care of her customers the way Ivy did. When Sasha did not make it in for her 10:30 am appt with me. I did not hear shit from Happy. What club must one join in order to eat in the kitchen at Happiness. A lot of us mongers don't have favored status. Only one time did I ever see Happy as I was leaving. The only reason I was not rushed out the back door is because Muni saw me, came and gave me a hug. Then I spotted Shiny. My other visits, no one inquired if my session was satisfactory. I never, repeat never left Empire, without Ivy wanting to know if I enjoyed myself. I was at Empire, Steven was working out front. I'm in rm with a girl about 30 minutes into the hour. Door opens it is Ivy, she just wanted to say hello. Now that is caring about your customers.[/QUOTE]I just have to laugh any time someone compares Happiness to either Empire or Rejuve. Both Empire & Rejuve were / are more consistent with their great service and their girls are much younger and hotter. FACT.

Did I actually read someone say the current lineup is the best Happiness has ever had? With all of the 40+ and nearly 50 year old pros being reported on here recently, I agree more with the guys who classify Happiness as another MILF AMP like Kison or CHM. But, at least with Kison & CHM they offer BBFS / BBCIP. Happiness MILFs / GILFs do CFS so I'd actually say they are more like a MILF AMP like Pinetree, as in lots of oldies but no goodies.

You want to keep it real? Happiness showers, ok to be fair actually only the small shower side, has an unbearable smell of piss and shit. Or at least it did before. FACT.

Maybe not as bad now after Sasha had to take a proactive approach by spending her own hard earned dollars on one of those bathroom air fresheners that automatically sprays the scent itself every minute or so. I mean, the smell was so bad that Sasha couldn't just buy the can air freshener you spray after you shit. Sasha had to buy the one that continuously sprays itself. LOL.

The girls complained that they couldn't handle the smell in the bathroom and were also a little embarrassed to bring customers to the small shower. But Happy didn't give a flying fuck to do anything about it. That is why Sasha had to buy the bathroom air freshener herself. FACT. And you happy campers know it's true. Ask Sasha about it if you don't believe.

My theory is that it must smell like shit in there because of all of the bullshit going on at Happiness.

[QUOTE=SlamDunkChamp;2788600]You want to keep it real? Happiness showers, ok to be fair actually only the small shower side, has an unbearable smell of piss and shit. Or at least it did before. FACT.

Maybe not as bad now after Sasha had to take a proactive approach by spending her own hard earned dollars on one of those bathroom air fresheners that automatically sprays the scent itself every minute or so. I mean, the smell was so bad that Sasha couldn't just buy the can air freshener you spray after you shit. Sasha had to buy the one that continuously sprays itself. LOL.

The girls complained that they couldn't handle the smell in the bathroom and were also a little embarrassed to bring customers to the small shower. But Happy didn't give a flying fuck to do anything about it. That is why Sasha had to buy the bathroom air freshener herself. FACT. And you happy campers know it's true. Ask Sasha about it if you don't believe.

My theory is that it must smell like shit in there because of all of the bullshit going on at Happiness.[/QUOTE]I was just in that small TS and I didn't smell anything funky. I am sure if someone pointed it out that the issue would be addressed pronto.

If we want to talk smell, the stinkiest table showers were the downstairs ones at Empire. They really smelled bad and yet it was the most popular AMP in Hawaii history.

Let's see if other mongers detect some type of smell in the Happiness TS.

[QUOTE=SlamDunkChamp;2788600]You want to keep it real? Happiness showers, ok to be fair actually only the small shower side, has an unbearable smell of piss and shit. Or at least it did before. FACT.

Maybe not as bad now after Sasha had to take a proactive approach by spending her own hard earned dollars on one of those bathroom air fresheners that automatically sprays the scent itself every minute or so. I mean, the smell was so bad that Sasha couldn't just buy the can air freshener you spray after you shit. Sasha had to buy the one that continuously sprays itself. LOL.

The girls complained that they couldn't handle the smell in the bathroom and were also a little embarrassed to bring customers to the small shower. But Happy didn't give a flying fuck to do anything about it. That is why Sasha had to buy the bathroom air freshener herself. FACT. And you happy campers know it's true. Ask Sasha about it if you don't believe.

My theory is that it must smell like shit in there because of all of the bullshit going on at Happiness.[/QUOTE]I thought everyone who goes to happiness (at least on this forum) showers beforehand anyway so they can have more time in the room?

[QUOTE=SlamDunkChamp;2788600]You want to keep it real? Happiness showers, ok to be fair actually only the small shower side, has an unbearable smell of piss and shit. Or at least it did before. FACT.

Maybe not as bad now after Sasha had to take a proactive approach by spending her own hard earned dollars on one of those bathroom air fresheners that automatically sprays the scent itself every minute or so. I mean, the smell was so bad that Sasha couldn't just buy the can air freshener you spray after you shit. Sasha had to buy the one that continuously sprays itself. LOL.

The girls complained that they couldn't handle the smell in the bathroom and were also a little embarrassed to bring customers to the small shower. But Happy didn't give a flying fuck to do anything about it. That is why Sasha had to buy the bathroom air freshener herself. FACT. And you happy campers know it's true. Ask Sasha about it if you don't believe.

My theory is that it must smell like shit in there because of all of the bullshit going on at Happiness.[/QUOTE]The first time I went to the TS room at Happiness I noticed it was in the middle of the establishment, 2 well designed rooms, as with the layout of the entire place. Unfortunately, what your smell is the lack of ventilation in the 2 middle rooms. Any bathrooms needs ventilation and those 2 rooms lack any vents.

I hope some of the regular customers who is in the construction industry can help Happy out and installing ventilation in the 2 TS rooms so the moisture can escape to leave the rooms smelling like it should.

It has nothing to do with piss or shit just simple ventilation or air circulation. Another way to help Happy is to bring a bottle of Clorox and help clean the room after your get done with your activities in the TS room.