Backpage Advertiser Reviews

[QUOTE=JohnnyMapalo;2073759]I've been reading the comments for a while now and would like to chime in here. You know, when I started buying ass on backpage, I would always go for the 30 minute sessions because I felt that 15 minutes was too short of a time to do anything. Well, I got burned 3 out of the 4 times doing that. The 1st girl I didn't even last 10 minutes with her because she was pure garbage. Had no clue what the fuck she was doing. The 2nd one was good, a reviewed chic. The 3rd one turned on her timer on her cell phone and laid there like a dead fish. The 4th one thought she was a pretty girl and she was worth more than the $200 I was initially giving her. I was out of there in like 10 minutes of the 30 minute session.

I learned from then that most backpage unreviewed girls are worth no more than $40-50 and no longer than a 15 minute session. With 15 minute sessions, you can check out the providers skills. If she's good, you can give her more money for an extension. If she's garbage, you can cut your loses and move on. Dealing with new unreviewed chics, you can't just go with a 1 hour session. More times than none you will get burned real bad. Save the 30 minute or 1 hour session for well reviewed providers that you know will give you a good time. Save the 15 minute quickies for new unreviewed backpage chics.[/QUOTE]I never paid for the Hr. HH only for regulars. But to each his own. I don't think will should bash mongers because they pay 200 or 300. Everybody got their own budget based on how much they make. I am not paying 200, I think 5 different pussies with that amount.

Location plays a factor too. People said they get BP girls for .20 in the street. Of course if you live or work close to old national, FBI, glenwood, or memorial drive.you will bump into BP girls when they go to the store. She aint going to say no to your money there...matter of fact you are a sure customers she can get you in and out for .20.

Most of the time, I pay .6 for 15, just because most of the girls close to me want that.

At the end of the day will all decide to pay for pussy, BP Girls or SW all got people who pound them for free and those guys probably found it amusing that we pay what they get for free. I pay for pussy because I love sex, and I like big booty girls. My gf or side chicks don't have a 55' and plus booty so when I see a Big Booty Girl meeting that criteria on BP I pull the trigger. I go for what I don't have at home.

Seen her vids before...time? Rate?

[QUOTE=HippyWarrior;2074506]My favorite Brazilian Porn Star is Mayara Rodrigues but I digress. Check out this ex-porn star that lives here in ATL now. She has a great GFE and does great body rubs. We actually took a shower together once that was memorable. She used to be in Buckhead but is now over in Smyrna I think. She used to be called Morningstar.

[URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/BodyRubs/hi-im-ashley-exotic-all-natural-beauty-125-25/20927195[/URL][/QUOTE]

Time for the fake ad of the day!

Now in the ad, we can see she is an Asian and possibly Spanish mix. Pretty exotic. Where it starts to get ugly is the name. You choose SUELYNN?! Getdafucouttahea! She makes sure to scream great rates, but these type upscale providers don't need to do that. Their looks alone will entice men to contact them. This is a serious red flag for experienced Hobbyists. The ad is not professionally written, which again, most women like this would probably be found on Eros, or Slixa, not BP. Lastly, the real girl is on Model Mayhem and her name is Ashleigh Hue. I have provided the links to both. Stay away from this chick. She is full of it like the rest. Another one...BUSTED!

[URL]http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/528948/viewall[/URL]

[URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/call-sexy-suelynn-asian-and-spanish-mixed-323-813-5922-28/21061789[/URL]

Any info on Layla?

[URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-picssweet-sexyforeign-goddess-exotic-36dds-4048257873-inoutcalls-festish-friendly-20/21693224[/URL]

[QUOTE=BigDog1672;2075184]Time for the fake ad of the day!

Now in the ad, we can see she is an Asian and possibly Spanish mix. Pretty exotic. Where it starts to get ugly is the name. You choose SUELYNN?! Getdafucouttahea! She makes sure to scream great rates, but these type upscale providers don't need to do that. Their looks alone will entice men to contact them. This is a serious red flag for experienced Hobbyists. The ad is not professionally written, which again, most women like this would probably be found on Eros, or Slixa, not BP. Lastly, the real girl is on Model Mayhem and her name is Ashleigh Hue. I have provided the links to both. Stay away from this chick. She is full of it like the rest. Another one...BUSTED!

[URL]http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/528948/viewall[/URL]

[URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/call-sexy-suelynn-asian-and-spanish-mixed-323-813-5922-28/21061789[/URL][/QUOTE]The hottest and best providers I have found on backpage use fake pics, especially in the summer when college girls are home and looking to make extra money. They never use their real pictures and I don't blame them.

It is very easy to spot fake pictures, but if I see they are in a nice area and charging $200 an hour or more, I will always take the risk. Because there is a good chance they are 18-22 year old hot college white girls who will only be in the business for a few weeks.

Why on earth would anyone looking to provide part time use their real pictures on backpage? Fake pics are easy to spot but I am always willing to take the plunge, I've only left 1 time when I went to an appointment when I knew ahead of time the pics were fake.

I'll be making appointments all summer with providers using fake pics on backpage, just like every other summer.

[URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ms-rain-21/22599753[/URL]

Ok, dropped the anchor on this chic Sunday afternoon. Haven't messed with backpage in a while. Kind of got bored of the whole thing. Too many lame ducks and inexperienced chics have soured my thirst for backpage chics. I called this one a few times and she sounded pretty cool over the phone. The only reason I went to see her was because another reviewer told me that he saw her and she had a nice body. I said I guess I will see for myself. I called her up and she text me and gave me her address. She also told me to bring my own protection. I questioned her about this since I never bring any to these situations. She told me she had her own but was just making sure. Hmmm. The guy who reviewed her told me she only had magnum condoms which I don't normally use. They're too fucking small!! I proceeded anyways and got to her locale. She's a nice girl and all but the session was nothing special. The environment was too ghetto for me. I don't like the motel thing too tough but adding some other ghetto nonsense into the equation makes this a no go for me. She did her job, somewhat, but a no repeat for me. Vipers read on, non-vipers you know where to shove it.

Ok, called this chic and got to her place some 3 hours later, LOL. She's only about 15 minutes away from me. LOL. She went to the store to get something to eat and had to come back. During that time, my phone battery was dieing on me and I left my charger at home. Dammit. I walked around the motel for a bit looking for somebody with a phone that I could use. I noticed this chic sitting in a grey car and asked her if I could use her phone. She was some homely looking brown skin chic in a car. She tried to use her phone charger on my phone but it didn't work. She then asked me for the phone number so I could call the number on her phone. I looked down when she asked me that and noticed the tattoo on her chest from her ad. Rats!! It was her!! We laughed together for a minute before we regained our composure.

Now, she wasn't a busted looking chic or anything, she just looked homely with a head scarf around her head and some long military looking spandex pants on. I wasn't feeling that look at all but I said, oh well I'm already here. She lead me to her room while driving and me walking. Once I got to her room, she knocked on the door and some old lady came to the door. WTF!? She told me the old lady was her auntie, not her real auntie, and the lady had to finish smoking in the room. Oh boy!! The thing she was smoking was not the good stuff either. I put 2 and 2 together and realized her auntie was really a junkie. Great. A junkie trying to reach to cloud 9 in the same room I'm supposed to be boning this chic in. Now, I thought about high tailing it out of there but I wanted to see what this girl looked like naked first. She didn't look too hot in her clothes, so I wanted to see what she would look like without them.

After a few minutes when her auntie came out of the room, we went it. The place was filthy! Dirty clothes everywhere and the place had a nasty funky smell to it. I asked her if she couldn't smell the funk to which she stated no. Yeah right. She then sprayed some perfume all over the place but you know that never does the trick. Perfume over funk equals musky funk. Oh well, we talked for a bit and I told her I wanted to see her in the nude first before I handed over the bones. Her body looked nice but I've seen much better. I would say she is a low athletic built. Kind of like an A-. Tits were low see cups but hanged and flapped a bit. Stomach was flat, her cha cha was meaty and shaved. She had a nice smooth brown ass. I didn't see any scars or cigarette burns on her ass so I knew she didn't have a pimp. I'll give it to her though, she did have a nice ass.

I then proceeded to hand over the bones. She wanted $60 bones but I told her all I had was $50. I really wanted to give her $40 bones but I just gave her the $50 to get it over with. She does $50 for 10 minutes as she stated in one of her ads. I then got naked with no help from her whatsoever. She got naked too but left her shirt on but rolled up above her tits so they were visible. She instructed me to sit on the bed and she rolled a condom on my cock with her hand. She was rubbing on my cock for like a minute, I didn't really consider it a hand job, and my cock miraculously got hard. The Gods must have been with her because I have no clue how my cock got hard. I didn't really feel it getting hard. I just looked down and it was hard. Strange.

She then got up on the bed, laying on her back and spread eagle. I was like hold up, what happened to the mtcr (mouth to cock resuscitation). She then told me since it was a quickie she didn't do that. Bullshit, this was the first time I've ever been denied mtcr but I wanted to bolt out of there with the quickness so whatever. Plus, there was a junkie waiting outside the door to get her fix and I didn't want to stop her from reaching cloud 9. I told her to bend over so I can hit it from the back and also to see how her spread looked from behind. It looked pretty nice. No bumps or bruises or anything. She tried to guide my cock in from behind but it was a tight fit. She said she was tight. It was tight to get in but once in I didn't really feel much tightness. I guess my cock was too small but at 15 and a half inches, I think my cock is pretty long enough.

I shagged her in doggie for like a minute, then moved over to mish. I didn't notice any smells and even gave it a quick sniff test on the sneak tip. LOL. Her bed was pretty low and broken down so I couldn't give her a good stroking like I normally do. Stroked her for a good 3 minutes in mish before blowing my load. Her snatch was aight. I've felt better snatches but I wasn't really able to get in there good due to the lowness of her bed. I blew my load, gave her a few more strokes before I lost the sensation in my cock. She then told me I could dispose of the condom in the bathroom trash can and I could also clean up with the toilet paper she was cleaning up with. Great. No cleanup help on her part but its backpage so you got to expect that.

We talked for a bit afterwards while cleaning up and getting dressed. She's a nice friendly chic and stated that she just started doing this. I believe her. She said she's trying to cut down on the clientele and looking for 5 good regulars so I guess that's a good thing. I don't know. She's a nice chic and she could be repeatable but she has a long way to go before she gets good. The environment, the people she associates with, makes this a no go for me. When I left, her auntie was waiting right by the door, how did I know that. Her auntie yelled out, yall finished already-that was quick. Don't worry auntie, I didn't want to be in there any longer than I had to. Rain got in her car and drove off with auntie. I got in my car and drove off a while afterwards to spot Rain and auntie coming out of the liquor store with a brown bag in hand. Great, good to know my money was well spent. Oh, well. Nice chic but she needs to do a lot more for me to repeat. Good night guys.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMapalo;2076371][URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ms-rain-21/22599753[/URL]

Ok, dropped the anchor on this chic Sunday afternoon. Haven't messed with backpage in a while. Kind of got bored of the whole thing. Too many lame ducks and inexperienced chics have soured my thirst for backpage chics. I called this one a few times and she sounded pretty cool over the phone. The only reason I went to see her was because another reviewer told me that he saw her and she had a nice body. I said I guess I will see for myself. I called her up and she text me and gave me her address. She also told me to bring my own protection. I questioned her about this since I never bring any to these situations. She told me she had her own but was just making sure. Hmmm. The guy who reviewed her told me she only had magnum condoms which I don't normally use. They're too fucking small!! I proceeded anyways and got to her locale. She's a nice girl and all but the session was nothing special. The environment was too ghetto for me. I don't like the motel thing too tough but adding some other ghetto nonsense into the equation makes this a no go for me. She did her job, somewhat, but a no repeat for me. Vipers read on, non-vipers you know where to shove it.

Ok, called this chic and got to her place some 3 hours later, LOL. She's only about 15 minutes away from me. LOL. She went to the store to get something to eat and had to come back. During that time, my phone battery was dieing on me and I left my charger at home. Dammit. I walked around the motel for a bit looking for somebody with a phone that I could use. I noticed this chic sitting in a grey car and asked her if I could use her phone. She was some homely looking brown skin chic in a car. She tried to use her phone charger on my phone but it didn't work. She then asked me for the phone number so I could call the number on her phone. I looked down when she asked me that and noticed the tattoo on her chest from her ad. Rats!! It was her!! We laughed together for a minute before we regained our composure.

Now, she wasn't a busted looking chic or anything, she just looked homely with a head scarf around her head and some long military looking spandex pants on. I wasn't feeling that look at all but I said, oh well I'm already here. She lead me to her room while driving and me walking. Once I got to her room, she knocked on the door and some old lady came to the door. WTF!? She told me the old lady was her auntie, not her real auntie, and the lady had to finish smoking in the room. Oh boy!! The thing she was smoking was not the good stuff either. I put 2 and 2 together and realized her auntie was really a junkie. Great. A junkie trying to reach to cloud 9 in the same room I'm supposed to be boning this chic in. Now, I thought about high tailing it out of there but I wanted to see what this girl looked like naked first. She didn't look too hot in her clothes, so I wanted to see what she would look like without them.

After a few minutes when her auntie came out of the room, we went it. The place was filthy! Dirty clothes everywhere and the place had a nasty funky smell to it. I asked her if she couldn't smell the funk to which she stated no. Yeah right. She then sprayed some perfume all over the place but you know that never does the trick. Perfume over funk equals musky funk. Oh well, we talked for a bit and I told her I wanted to see her in the nude first before I handed over the bones. Her body looked nice but I've seen much better. I would say she is a low athletic built. Kind of like an A-. Tits were low see cups but hanged and flapped a bit. Stomach was flat, her cha cha was meaty and shaved. She had a nice smooth brown ass. I didn't see any scars or cigarette burns on her ass so I knew she didn't have a pimp. I'll give it to her though, she did have a nice ass.

I then proceeded to hand over the bones. She wanted $60 bones but I told her all I had was $50. I really wanted to give her $40 bones but I just gave her the $50 to get it over with. She does $50 for 10 minutes as she stated in one of her ads. I then got naked with no help from her whatsoever. She got naked too but left her shirt on but rolled up above her tits so they were visible. She instructed me to sit on the bed and she rolled a condom on my cock with her hand. She was rubbing on my cock for like a minute, I didn't really consider it a hand job, and my cock miraculously got hard. The Gods must have been with her because I have no clue how my cock got hard. I didn't really feel it getting hard. I just looked down and it was hard. Strange.

She then got up on the bed, laying on her back and spread eagle. I was like hold up, what happened to the mtcr (mouth to cock resuscitation). She then told me since it was a quickie she didn't do that. Bullshit, this was the first time I've ever been denied mtcr but I wanted to bolt out of there with the quickness so whatever. Plus, there was a junkie waiting outside the door to get her fix and I didn't want to stop her from reaching cloud 9. I told her to bend over so I can hit it from the back and also to see how her spread looked from behind. It looked pretty nice. No bumps or bruises or anything. She tried to guide my cock in from behind but it was a tight fit. She said she was tight. It was tight to get in but once in I didn't really feel much tightness. I guess my cock was too small but at 15 and a half inches, I think my cock is pretty long enough.

I shagged her in doggie for like a minute, then moved over to mish. I didn't notice any smells and even gave it a quick sniff test on the sneak tip. LOL. Her bed was pretty low and broken down so I couldn't give her a good stroking like I normally do. Stroked her for a good 3 minutes in mish before blowing my load. Her snatch was aight. I've felt better snatches but I wasn't really able to get in there good due to the lowness of her bed. I blew my load, gave her a few more strokes before I lost the sensation in my cock. She then told me I could dispose of the condom in the bathroom trash can and I could also clean up with the toilet paper she was cleaning up with. Great. No cleanup help on her part but its backpage so you got to expect that.

We talked for a bit afterwards while cleaning up and getting dressed. She's a nice friendly chic and stated that she just started doing this. I believe her. She said she's trying to cut down on the clientele and looking for 5 good regulars so I guess that's a good thing. I don't know. She's a nice chic and she could be repeatable but she has a long way to go before she gets good. The environment, the people she associates with, makes this a no go for me. When I left, her auntie was waiting right by the door, how did I know that. Her auntie yelled out, yall finished already-that was quick. Don't worry auntie, I didn't want to be in there any longer than I had to. Rain got in her car and drove off with auntie. I got in my car and drove off a while afterwards to spot Rain and auntie coming out of the liquor store with a brown bag in hand. Great, good to know my money was well spent. Oh, well. Nice chic but she needs to do a lot more for me to repeat. Good night guys.[/QUOTE]Wow talk about overkill. Did you spend longer typing up all this than the actual session? LOL.

[QUOTE=Svtcobra;2076547]Wow talk about overkill. Did you spend longer typing up all this than the actual session? LOL.[/QUOTE]I thought it was a good story. Well written. But come on Johnny, 10 minutes, Wesley Chapel WTF did you expect?

[QUOTE=Bill21;2076219]The hottest and best providers I have found on backpage use fake pics, especially in the summer when college girls are home and looking to make extra money. They never use their real pictures and I don't blame them.

It is very easy to spot fake pictures, but if I see they are in a nice area and charging $200 an hour or more, I will always take the risk. Because there is a good chance they are 18-22 year old hot college white girls who will only be in the business for a few weeks.

Why on earth would anyone looking to provide part time use their real pictures on backpage? Fake pics are easy to spot but I am always willing to take the plunge, I've only left 1 time when I went to an appointment when I knew ahead of time the pics were fake.

I'll be making appointments all summer with providers using fake pics on backpage, just like every other summer.[/QUOTE]If this works for you then go for it, I refuse to see a provider with zero reviews and my banana thanks me for sticking to this policy.

[QUOTE=Svtcobra;2076547]Wow talk about overkill. Did you spend longer typing up all this than the actual session? LOL.[/QUOTE]To Paraphrase his whole review in just a few words. He has a 15.5 inch cock, magnums don't fit. As far as rain, she is just a pretty basic chick that gave a subpar experience with subpar body. Your experience may very.

I'm Ukrainian and thinking about an incursion into old Mother Russia. Anybody have any intel before I attack?

[URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/andlt3-exotic-russian-andlt3-let-me-be-your-dirty-little-secret-new-pics-22/21454427[/URL]

Hello all, I'll be in Atlanta this week for business. Not very familiar with the scene down here but I wanted to know if any of you could recommend a provider that's considered a GILF or older BBW. Specifically, I'm looking for 45+ (older the better), big boobs, wide hips / legs and a big ole booty! Hair below would be a plus. I know this is a hard niche to find, but I'm told Atlanta has a bit of everything for everyone. Any suggestions would be great. Oh, and sorry if this is the wrong forum to post this in. Thanks!!

J.

[QUOTE=GetUrRollOnMan;2076739]To Paraphrase his whole review in just a few words. He has a 15.5 inch cock, magnums don't fit. As far as rain, she is just a pretty basic chick that gave a subpar experience with subpar body. Your experience may very.[/QUOTE]And perhaps he had to fold it to get it down to 15.5? Sounds like a statement for the Dos Equis guy.

[QUOTE=TWinner;2075361]Any info on Layla?

[URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-picssweet-sexyforeign-goddess-exotic-36dds-4048257873-inoutcalls-festish-friendly-20/21693224[/URL][/QUOTE]She is 20 according to the ad. Is that the info you were looking for?

She's probably wondering why the phone's not ringing. [URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lips-so-right-body-tight-come-and-get-some-tonight-20/22725772[/URL].