Massage Parlor Reports

I went there a couple of weeks ago and they tried the old switch a room with a man to be my masseuse. Since then I have got multiple texts which seem very suspicious. Written by who I assume is the manager telling me about the pretty girls that are available. It's written in weird broken English. Almost as if somebody who understands English well is trying to sound like they don't. This place has never been anything but completely therapeutic. The presence of a guy in the facility isn't reassuring. I am suspicious. Any idea what is up here? Mia and Ava are both gone.

[QUOTE=IronMan74;6170200]How many red flags do you need? You have to sign a contract promising that you will keep it strictly platonic without any sexual contact.[/QUOTE]Good point. I kind of ignored that part. LOL.

[QUOTE=Crisler;6171099]Good point. I kind of ignored that part. LOL.[/QUOTE]I think it would be a great way to get yourself arrested, blackmailed, or "me-tooed". Nothing good could come from it.

[QUOTE=Crisler;6169572]Anybody try this yet?

[URL]https://madison.craigslist.org/hws/d/johnson-creek-trained-professional/7533910062.html[/URL][/QUOTE]The pictures in the ad are "Tori Parker". She's been around for many years as an escort. Tryst, P411, highly reviewed on TER. I'm not a TER subscriber at this point, but she used to be the second highest TER escort based in SE Wisconsin, ever. IIRC perhaps 9. 5/9. 5 TER ratings. Also worked as an MT at Canyon years ago as "Toni". Before being Tori Parker she also had another escort alias more than 10 years ago. Over the years one of SE Wisconsin's very best escorts, though one of the most expensive. However, she's well into her 50's at this point (over 55 I think) and IMHO she doesn't look nearly as hot as 10 years ago. Very pleasant company and very real person. The location is also right for her. Is this the real Tori Parker or someone borrowing her pics? I have no idea.

Any reports on the new AMP on park?

Yea, it is Tori Parker. This service is a total waste of your time and money. I did the 90 minutes session and I wanted to leave after just 20 minutes. Your lucky to be able to put your arm around her after you sit next to her. Pictures are old too that she is posting, she has to be close to 60. She is to old to F <k and has turned to cuddling. "Just retire".

[QUOTE=MkePlayer;6171478]The pictures in the ad are "Tori Parker". She's been around for many years as an escort. Tryst, P411, highly reviewed on TER. I'm not a TER subscriber at this point, but she used to be the second highest TER escort based in SE Wisconsin, ever. IIRC perhaps 9. 5/9. 5 TER ratings. Also worked as an MT at Canyon years ago as "Toni". Before being Tori Parker she also had another escort alias more than 10 years ago. Over the years one of SE Wisconsin's very best escorts, though one of the most expensive. However, she's well into her 50's at this point (over 55 I think) and IMHO she doesn't look nearly as hot as 10 years ago. Very pleasant company and very real person. The location is also right for her. Is this the real Tori Parker or someone borrowing her pics? I have no idea.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MackDog58;6171591]Any reports on the new AMP on park?[/QUOTE]The Search function and reading through posts can yield answers to lots of questions.

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[QUOTE=IronMan74;6170208]I went there a couple of weeks ago and they tried the old switch a room with a man to be my masseuse. Since then I have got multiple texts which seem very suspicious. Written by who I assume is the manager telling me about the pretty girls that are available. It's written in weird broken English. Almost as if somebody who understands English well is trying to sound like they don't. This place has never been anything but completely therapeutic. The presence of a guy in the facility isn't reassuring. I am suspicious. Any idea what is up here? Mia and Ava are both gone.[/QUOTE]Just a guess but they are probably trying to bait you into coming back. Maybe new ladies, maybe young but not likely. My last visit the gal was insisting on SS and keeping me covered even though it was obvious I was ready on the flip. When it came time for the tip it reflected her denial and they kept following me to the door " more tip, more tip". Angel seems to be a better choice.

Went to Sarah's store today, her new masseuse is very good, although no good English, 90 minutes of massage she has been working very hard, especially the last half hour, she did my feet, was surprised, she The foot massage is so professional, in Madison, I don't think any lady in any massage parlor will give you a professional foot massage, so I tipped $60, which she deserved, her hard work and good take care of.

Is it just me, or does anyone else think this might be Sarah herself? All YuanYuan's other posts are nothing but trash talking other AMP's. Must be hurting for business or something. Don't YuanYuan know, the more you trash other people or a different business, the more $$$ that other person will make? Happens aqll the time. Many girls get terrible reviews, yet oftentimes those are the one's getting the most business, because people keep talking about them. Doe's not matter if it's good or bad talk. Any talk stirs interest.

[QUOTE=YuanYuan2000;6173134]Went to Sarah's store today, her new masseuse is very good, although no good English, 90 minutes of massage she has been working very hard, especially the last half hour, she did my feet, was surprised, she The foot massage is so professional, in Madison, I don't think any lady in any massage parlor will give you a professional foot massage, so I tipped $60, which she deserved, her hard work and good take care of.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BlueMarlin66;6174122]Is it just me, or does anyone else think this might be Sarah herself? All YuanYuan's other posts are nothing but trash talking other AMP's. Must be hurting for business or something. Don't YuanYuan know, the more you trash other people or a different business, the more $$$ that other person will make? Happens aqll the time. Many girls get terrible reviews, yet oftentimes those are the one's getting the most business, because people keep talking about them. Doe's not matter if it's good or bad talk. Any talk stirs interest.[/QUOTE]I'm a Filipino man, for real.

[QUOTE=AsiaPhileJake1;6172836]Just a guess but they are probably trying to bait you into coming back. Maybe new ladies, maybe young but not likely. My last visit the gal was insisting on SS and keeping me covered even though it was obvious I was ready on the flip. When it came time for the tip it reflected her denial and they kept following me to the door " more tip, more tip". Angel seems to be a better choice.[/QUOTE]Do you remember anything about the masseuse? Name?

[QUOTE=BlueMarlin66;6174122]Is it just me, or does anyone else think this might be Sarah herself? All YuanYuan's other posts are nothing but trash talking other AMP's. Must be hurting for business or something. Don't YuanYuan know, the more you trash other people or a different business, the more $$$ that other person will make? Happens aqll the time. Many girls get terrible reviews, yet oftentimes those are the one's getting the most business, because people keep talking about them. Doe's not matter if it's good or bad talk. Any talk stirs interest.[/QUOTE]That's because people can confirm they are not LEO or a full on scam. Many people less in the know will take bad service over unknown / possible law trouble.

One of the reasons those places or people with bad reviews get a decent amount of business. But not everyone with bad reviews are providing bad service. A lot of bad reviews are because of disgruntled customers. Maybe the MT didn't allow FIV or kissing. Doesn't mean the service or massage was bad, she just didn't allow extras for some reason or another. The guy could have bad breath or maybe last time he had massage, he got rough with the girl. If Yuan Yuan is really a man, maybe there are reasons he's getting bad service at other places. I've been to Odana twice in the past and never had any issues and enjoyed myself. But I behave myself and I ain't pushy.

[QUOTE=SitNud;6175354]That's because people can confirm they are not LEO or a full on scam. Many people less in the know will take bad service over unknown / possible law trouble.[/QUOTE]

Was having a great time at Angel when some loud mouth came in and started asking loud questions I could hear from the room. He got so bad the lady with me had to leave me to help get this clown out the door. Please don't be that guy.

[QUOTE=HamFister;6178085]Was having a great time at Angel when some loud mouth came in and started asking loud questions I could hear from the room. He got so bad the lady with me had to leave me to help get this clown out the door. Please don't be that guy.[/QUOTE]There have been reports of this at several location's throughout the state. Another member even created an account in his honor " mister loud monger". It appears he makes the rounds and possibly enjoys doing this.

I stopped in for a session at this AMP. I had a pretty good time, but there are some serious problems with this place.

First problem is that they hung a banner outside of it that draws a lot of attention to the place. I can't believe they think that is a good idea. Second problem is that, like an earlier reviewer pointed out, there are other businesses in the place and a lot of cameras. I mean, a serious lot of cameras. As in one major shit-load of cameras. Third problem is that there is a major Hispanic dance studio in the building. Walls covered with mirrors. Dancers wandering around while you stand by the AMP's table ringing a little bell to get some attention. Not discreet at all. Not cool.

The good thing is that I received the best teasing and sensual massage that I have had in a while. Very light touch, very patient, very snuggly, and nice whispering of sex-talk at the end. The lady was Mia, age 40 - 80, iron pants, but nice boobs and nipples. Usual AMP prices and tips. Not much haggling.

If you can stand the negatives and have my tastes in hand-work this will be a good place for you. I enjoyed Mia mightily but I doubt I'll return often. The discretion thing is a major problem for me.

Where I'm from there was an AMP where you could get a massage and extra, but they would also offer to shave or wax. To my knowledge, there is nothing like that over here, but I figured I'd ask if there was any place that does offer that.

Anyone seen Red at the State St? Those photos look to good to be true?

[QUOTE=Bthuder99;6182038]Where I'm from there was an AMP where you could get a massage and extra, but they would also offer to shave or wax. To my knowledge, there is nothing like that over here, but I figured I'd ask if there was any place that does offer that.[/QUOTE]Waxing the city is out by Grand Ave Sun Prairie. They offer men's services. But I don't think they offer the extras.

[QUOTE=Shooter61;6186075]Waxing the city is out by Grand Ave Sun Prairie. They offer men's services. But I don't think they offer the extras.[/QUOTE]After a legit waxing there is no way you're going to want extras. This is based on experience.

[QUOTE=IronMan74;6153969]I really don't like having my face massaged, especially when their hands smell like feces. Yes, she had the stink finger. She offered me "butt" and I declined. Apparently the guy before me didn't.

Fuck this place and their E-Coli encrusted fingers.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Badger6969;6153782]They have a back door entrance but there was a cop parked on the street. Went back later and walked it. Several other businesses so it was weird. The two women working were not attractive but I went through to the finish. I recommend avoiding unless you like a finger buried in your butt. That was the only thing they do well.[/QUOTE]Mystery Solved!

[QUOTE=RodBarnwood;6186241]Mystery Solved![/QUOTE]Not Badger. He does a flavored sparkling water enema before he hooks up. He is dedicated to conscientious rectal hygiene.

I'll be visiting Madison very soon and looking for an AMP that provides L2 service. Send a PM with details please. Much appreciated!

[QUOTE=AlexZim;6187198]I'll be visiting Madison very soon and looking for an AMP that provides L2 service. Send a PM with details please. Much appreciated![/QUOTE]Did you checked the forum? Go to a bar, you have 5 X better chance of getting laid than getting an L2 in a Madison AMP!

[QUOTE=AlexZim;6187198]I'll be visiting Madison very soon and looking for an AMP that provides L2 service. Send a PM with details please. Much appreciated![/QUOTE]It's not an AMP, but go to Geisha Bath House. It's pretty much your only guarantee.

[QUOTE=TJ321;6188650]It's not an AMP, but go to Geisha Bath House. It's pretty much your only guarantee.[/QUOTE]Visited in September. Two girls available when I walked in. Picked the hotter one. Was on the chubby side. Overall was convenient for an out of towner passing they to walk in and get FS with a white girl but was completely just going thru the motions. Was super nice but was not sexy at all. CBJ till hard then bent over the table doggy till I filled the bag.

Took a jaunt to Park to check out new AMP. First off absolutely fantastic teasing, the whole massage was pretty much just teasing. If you like that sort of thing this is your place. Great ending as well.

But there is bad. Lots of cameras was stated earlier and that's not joke, I counted at least 4 just walking through the hallway from the back. And the place is a complete dump. It looks like it was built in the 1920's. If you go there you will see what I mean. Plus the lady is really unattractive. Her face sags. Her body is decent but she's not the best looker. And there is a dude present who walks around. Don't know if I'll go back but dam it was a good first visit.

[QUOTE=HamFister;6189357]Took a jaunt to Park to check out new AMP. First off absolutely fantastic teasing, the whole massage was pretty much just teasing. If you like that sort of thing this is your place. Great ending as well.

But there is bad. Lots of cameras was stated earlier and that's not joke, I counted at least 4 just walking through the hallway from the back. And the place is a complete dump. It looks like it was built in the 1920's. If you go there you will see what I mean. Plus the lady is really unattractive. Her face sags. Her body is decent but she's not the best looker. And there is a dude present who walks around. Don't know if I'll go back but dam it was a good first visit.[/QUOTE]When I went nothing great but ok. Somebody opened the door when I was not covered so wondering if it was the guy? Is so not cool.

[QUOTE=HamFister;6186099]After a legit waxing there is no way you're going to want extras. This is based on experience.[/QUOTE]Sounds like we need a new sub called Storytime! LOL.

If you go to one of the places that.

Has a retail location.

IF you pay the fee, just want a massage.

Can you just turn down the offer of extras.

And no tip is required?

[QUOTE=Free34;6193936]If you go to one of the places that.

Has a retail location.

IF you pay the fee, just want a massage.

Can you just turn down the offer of extras.

And no tip is required?[/QUOTE]$20 is a standard tip for a decent massage with no HE.

[QUOTE=Free34;6193936]If you go to one of the places that.

Has a retail location.

IF you pay the fee, just want a massage.

Can you just turn down the offer of extras.

And no tip is required?[/QUOTE]I've done that's few times — better massage than some "legit" places, and no scheduling hassle. But I do still tip $20.

[QUOTE=Newbie5;6194111]I've done that's few times better massage than some "legit" places, and no scheduling hassle. But I do still tip $20.[/QUOTE]I disagree. Even the best AMP massages I've gotten have not been as good as a typical massage from a legit LMT. In my experience. If a good legit massage is all you want with no extras, there's no reason to go to an AMP other than that you can walk in without an appointment.

I used to go here a couple Of years ago and then it shut down for a while. It seems like the hours are hit and miss but I drove by and it looked open. I can't tell if it is officially open, or just occasionally. Massage was lackluster. Little tease. On the flip She got out of roll of saran wrap and wrapped it up. Then proceeded to gnaw on it with the toothy attempt at a BJ. I asked her to stop and I removed the wrap. She did a little hand then grabbed what I thought was lube. Nope. Hand sanitizer. Alcohol based. Burned like crazy. Very uncomfortable. Killed any fun I was having. Crazy. She then started gnawing on me again but I asked her to stop. I need to quit this hobby.

I forgot to post last time I went to Owen. Probably a week ago.

First, I got some other random, not either of the two usual girls. Same story on the rub. Good tease pre-flip. On the flip she asked if I wanted a tug. Of course I did. The negotiation started, she wanted 100 for a tug. I told he no, but 80 if she took her clothes off. She finally obliged. Nice store boughts. But she barely let me touch downstairs and shut me down a couple minutes in. She did this thing where she cupped her hands for the finish though that really made be blow.

Then, after the finish, she didn't change the sheets. Just put down a new paper towel for the next guy. That guy will be glad to know I showered before I went there. She wasn't a normal girl, and the other girls have always stripped the sheets. I'm guessing the fill in is just lazy.

Took a recent trip to the New Park Ave AMP. Was meet by a new gal "MeMe" - pretty cute and has a sweet body - 35 years old. Excellent massage with a lot of teasing. On the flip negotiated extras. First DATY followed by a non rushed HE. After a warm towel clean up. She actually finished the last 10 minutes of my allotted time with a playful topside massage. So definitely ask for MeMe on your next visit.

[QUOTE=HKahuna55;6203430]Took a recent trip to the New Park Ave AMP. Was meet by a new gal "MeMe" - pretty cute and has a sweet body - 35 years old. Excellent massage with a lot of teasing. On the flip negotiated extras. First DATY followed by a non rushed HE. After a warm towel clean up. She actually finished the last 10 minutes of my allotted time with a playful topside massage. So definitely ask for MeMe on your next visit.[/QUOTE]Wow, lots of different experiences. Glad you got MeMe on a good day or maybe tipped above and beyond. My experience is different.

Mimi can be mean-spirited and not cool. I came in to try out Park and heard Mimi screaming at a monger who was leaving before allotted time over. Monger was trying to explain could not finish due to turnoff with negotiation and Mimi's refusal to slow down (which I assume translates into "jackhammer" Mimi yelled at monger "F* You" and "get out, you don't come back. " I am sure children next door in dance studio and other business up front also heard her yelling. I slipped during the drama and will not try Park again until Mimi / MeMe has left. Mimi's fast talk horsey voice is distinct, I remember it from when I tried her when she was a Fish location. I know how that poor monger feels and wouldn't have wasted the trip if I knew she moved to Park. Live and learn.

[QUOTE=TJ321;6202392]I forgot to post last time I went to Owen. Probably a week ago.

Then, after the finish, she didn't change the sheets. Just put down a new paper towel for the next guy. That guy will be glad to know I showered before I went there. She wasn't a normal girl, and the other girls have always stripped the sheets. I'm guessing the fill in is just lazy.[/QUOTE]They reused the massage towel, folded it up right there and placed it back on the table.

[QUOTE=PleaseHelp;6203576]Wow, lots of different experiences. Glad you got MeMe on a good day or maybe tipped above and beyond. My experience is different.

Mimi can be mean-spirited and not cool. I came in to try out Park and heard Mimi screaming at a monger who was leaving before allotted time over. Monger was trying to explain could not finish due to turnoff with negotiation and Mimi's refusal to slow down (which I assume translates into "jackhammer" Mimi yelled at monger "F* You" and "get out, you don't come back. " I am sure children next door in dance studio and other business up front also heard her yelling. I slipped during the drama and will not try Park again until Mimi / MeMe has left. Mimi's fast talk horsey voice is distinct, I remember it from when I tried her when she was a Fish location. I know how that poor monger feels and wouldn't have wasted the trip if I knew she moved to Park. Live and learn.[/QUOTE]This gal was the new one at Park. Had only literally been there only 2 days. She came from Chicago. So she hasn't been there previously. Maybe I have the name wrong.

Sorry for any confusion. Stay safe.