2000-2004 Archived Reports

Rusty,
You should post this on the Northern Va. board.
I think I would have asked her if she wanted to get in my car and talk. Then let it go from there.

IHC

Phone: 202-526-4884
E-mail: not known
Webpage: not known
Fee: 1 hr $160-
Gal: Connie
Height: 5'4"
Weight: 120 lbs.
Hair: Black
Eyes: Brown
Bust: 36D
Waist: 25
Hips: 36
Face: 7 - Very cute
Body: 7
Attitude: 7-
Service: 7
Overall: 7

Table shower, so so massage, flip, good action, IHC average service, girls ok not gorgeous, Connie has been here three years in the U.S.; I think that the longer they have been here the more Americanized and therefore the worse the service. She had me in and out in 32 minutes; however, charged for the hour. I have not seen the gorgeous girls at IHC however, they get the job done.

Hondo

Well I'm well into day 7 in DC and despite Al Queda's threats plan on continuing enjoying the city although I'll be steering clear of the financial districts :D

Before I discovered 'The Loop' I hit some amps. Tried Sun in downtown near Hard Rock Cafe, 6th and G I believe. Theres alot of construction going on down there and you have to walk down the side street which looks like its closed but its actually not. Anyway get buzzed up; mamasan say no looky at girls..sixte dollas. Ok drop 60 and in comes a very cute little korean girl; early 20s. Sorry fellas forgot her name..something like 'Sue-Me'. She gives me a bath, then we head back to the room. Drop a benji and want half n half she say no..only cbj. Well on limited time (lunch break) I agree and DAMN! Best cbj ever had. 35 minutes and she never took it out of her mouth. When done took another shower and was off. Nice looking girls, but won't go back too expensive for an amp.

Next evening hit Supra..tried the famous Jessica. I had to wait outside in the hot sun for 20minutes! She was worth the wait..mediocore cbj but damn she can FS!! Doesn't hurt she's attractive too. I saw Candy, and agree she was probably hot in her prime but she just looked a little beat up. I saw two other hotties but mamasan wouldn't introduce me..say come back tomorrow.

Well that night I finally found 'The Loop'. The loop is esentially going south bound from 16th st on L to 12st and then cutting over to K and going north bound to 16th and loop :D The first night was all bsw with only two wsw who weren't worth the cruising gas. Finally about 5:00am ran into a bsw girl name Amy..me drunk she looked hot. I got her phone number for day calls, she is a 7 fully clothed, 6 naked. Knees and elbows a little dark and crusty..the Y was not well kept either. Banged in at 150; pulled an oh not enough digits for multiple positions or bj; rush job. For whatever reason if you want the phone# PM me quick..I'll be deleting it before I get home.


Thursday night out with some collegues, 4:00am and two seriously hot wsws working K and 14th? I was toasted and disoriented. Dropped my boys off at their hotel and hauled ass back to the loop. Gone. Circled around till 5:00am saw one from a distance on L from K..by the time made it over she was gone. 5:30 came I went back to the hotel vowing not to drink no more :D

Friday night cruising all night, Cops taping off the loop and moving the girls onto L street. Undercover on foot too. Usual pimps and enforcers out. Saw them harrasing bsw Amy..she looked scared. Btw says shes from Vegas but has a DC cell #.

Saturday hit Camelot..boo boo BOO! Dude if this is truly DC's finest BOO! Stay away! Went to Coyote ugly and met one of the most beautiful girls I ever met in person. Shes from Baltimore..made a proposal..she never answered but looked intrigued. Will go back this Friday see if she reconsiders. Originally offered 5 benji's but willing to up the ante to max pot of 10. What do you think?

In a way this trip may turn out sad; not likely to be cause of Al Queda but just cause I have yet to find a hot wsw or wMP girl. Scoped ICM for days, only white girl there was too plump for my taste..she has red hair. I had an awesome photo op one day when they went to lunch but yes I do have some scrupples lol.

Can't find H&H but seeking some love from Russia :D GBT girls well there just bow wow. We'll see how the escort scene goes..got appointments with these two from EROS.

Cindy 202-468
Heather 202-465

Any heads up in advance much welcomed. Also any info on where to find the white or european girls..thanks too.

Anyone been to De Luca Studio of Massage? There two doors south of Supra right next to the italian restaurant. I'm also intrested in legit massage or day spas where I can be serviced by a beautiful white/european young woman, like on a crusie ship. Any info please before Wednesday!

Thanks

Ok, off topic but I'll save you all some money.

VOSS artesian water may come in a cool bottle, taste just like Zephyrhills lol.

Hey Fluffy,

I went to Supra on Saturday, and received a massage from Candy. When did she tell you this?

Sushi boy

Sun Report

It was Monday afternoon, my frequent flier card was full and I found myself with the opportunity to visit Sun Spa. Buzzed in and gave Mamasan the card, worked like a charm. House fee waived.

I asked to see Bebe and got the bad news. Bebe is gone and gone for good. Mamasan said she fired her and that Bebe was a bad girl. Hell, I could have told her that! No further info on the transgression Bebe had committed just that she is not returning. Another fine AMP girl gone.

I was offered my choice of Amy or a new girl. I asked to meet Amy, as I had not seen her before at Sun. Amy is nice enough; late 20’s, 5’ 5” 115 lbs, medium long black hair with a nice body. Turned out that I had seen her before on several occasions at different AMP’s. I definitely remember seeing her at Shiatsu in Waldorf (may it RIP) and she remembered seeing me. She was OK but I was looking for something new so opted to wait for the new girl. Amy was fine with this.

After a few minutes, in walks Penny. Penny is 5’ 7”, maybe 125 lbs, long wavy brown hair with a very nice smile. Penny may not be as good looking as Amy (and certainly no Bebe) but I liked her right away. TS was occupied so I got the massage first. During the mediocre massage we chatted. Penny is 28 and this was her first day on the job at Sun. Her English was actually quite good.

Finally off to the TS which was also just standard fare. Back in the room she finished drying me off and asked if I wanted FS. I pointed to the two grants under the watch and she got the idea. Quickly out and back again. She started me face down and gave a very nice light massage followed by light kissing. On the flip we went right into an extended 69 where it seemed each of us was determined to give as good as we got. Then on to a RCG with her riding hard. Finished her doggie style and I even think she enjoyed it.

All in all not a bad visit. I would definitely repeat with Penny but I will sure miss Bebe.

Halleluiah!! Just noticed that I have become a senior member. No more waiting for posts to clear review.

Thanks Jackson.

Laxman #2

Tell me it's not so Joe!!! Bebe is gone @$#%#@###

Only saw her a couple of times. BEST TABLE SHOWER EVER!!

The last time, last Monday, she said that any night I was feeling lonley come back around midnight and spend the night with her.

OH Well - So many flowers to pick and so little time.

Crazy Dick

Congrats Lax! You deserve it. Looks like we have a new crop of Seniors. Yeah!


Rusty,

While your post is about a NoVa location, your question is universal enough to bear some thought and a response.

There is a flavor/type/subset of SW's that "hook", thus the derived noun. They are a mercenary lot and will test you and take as much as they can get if unchallenged. She may have gotten a better offer from whoever was on the cell. She may have been an ULEO. It sounds to me there might have been opportunity there.

Here's how I'd have handled it:

Blond Potential SW: "Excuse me? Mr. Monger, do you have a spare dollar?"

Robux: "Yes I do, my fair young lady. Are you in need of a dollar?"

BPSW: "I am."

R: "Really?"

BPSW: "Yes."

R: "Hmmm."

BPSW: "I really need a dollar, my..... (insert typical bullshit about her need for my dollar)"

R: "Ouch, that's really sad. I actually have more than a spare dollar. It's so hot out here. Would you care to sit in my nice airconditioned MongerMobile™ and discuss it?"

BPSW: "Yes" (She's a SW or a thief)
or
BPSQ: "No." (She's not a SW, you make her nervous, she's ULE and policy forbids her to get into your car.)


If you want to street monger, try DC or Baltimore. Rt. 1 is slim pickings, and Fairfax County Police are tough.



Robux

Robux,

This is NOT SERIOUS. The etymology of the word "hooker" dates from the Civil War and from the DC/NOVA area.

Seems there was a Union General who had a thing for camp followers (read prostitutes though not all of them were). He had them any time he could work it in (pun intended).

The General's name was Joe Hooker, so his "ladies" became "Hooker's". Hooker is also famous for losing the second battle of Bull Run (or Manassas).

Shoot while I'm on a BS roll, another Union General gave us the term 'sideburns'. This was General Ambrose Burnside who sported extremely large side whiskers and as a Commander of the Army of the Potomac, those who followed his lead began calling them after him (in a way).

Ok I been to ICM some 5 times this past 6 days and saw nothing I wanted. Today I stopped in early at 11am and Crystal a gorgeous black girl was trying to be helpful when the other girls cut her off. From careful listening mode I learned that there was one girl that fit my build and Crystal asked if she was on tonight and the other girls said no shes not working anymore and I should see one of them.

I popped in tonight around 7pm and Crystal was still there and walked me into the wait room and said she'll have the line up for me. The first 3 girls I seen and passed on before a few times, then in walks Stephanie. I horrible with numbers but shes lean in all the right areas, porportional just more than a handful rack, legs to kill for and a tight ass. Beautiful face and long blond hair.

$140 for 30 mins and she got down to her bikini at the get go. Then on the flip 10 mins in she lossed her top and gave one hell of a hj. Offers with insanely large numbers were made as she is all that but all were unbelieveably refused.

Well I'll see her again on Thursday shes doing the day shift otherwise she does nights. If anyone gets anymore than an hj here please let me know asap. Btw she hinted for a tip so I dropped another 40, I figure she gets half the upfront fee atleast if not 80. Yes there expensive but if your looking for a gorgeous white girl and willing to settle for an hj check Stephanie out.

Visited Downtown on the weekend and saw Cocoa, who had been there for 3 days. Little girl, maybe 5'2 and 105 with small breasts. Her hair was permed and long, which was a very different look than the normal straight hair. She had beautiful eyes. Standard table shower, back to the room and decent 10 minute massage before kissing back and a few minutes of asian. She then flipped me and got on top and bounced a little before wanting it doggy. She seemed so small that I was worried I was hurting her as I began to pound, so I decided to go the nice and slow route. I had her turnover and finished mish. After, she got her pen and paper out and started to interview me and learn some new English words. She tried to make a joke and ask me if I had seen her house; I was confused, but then she said, The White House! Oh. Ha Ha. But overall she had a very cute face, pretty eyes, and the hair was different so that was good. But the body just seemed like a teen...ok, I guess then that was fine too! Ha!

Sushi Boy
I was there on Thursday around lunch time. Maybe she was just too tired to do it. If I thought of it, I would have massaged her instead. I'm schedule to go to DC again in the next week or so. I may try Jessica next time or else go back to Downtown, unless someone has another recommendation.

GoneFishn,

Keep those good reports comming.

I haven't read any reports of anyone getting more than HJ service at ICM, and you're certainly testing the limits in the most persuasive way possible. Any luck getting your gal Steph for after hours action?

If you're looking for some gorgeous ladies, on Friday night I'm making a Baltimore run. B'more isn't a bell curve kinda town. Lots of the workers are dog-assed ugly, but there are some really amazingly stunning ladies of all shapes and sizes at some of the nudie bars on the Block, at the Ritz in Fells Point and in Canton at Chubbies, and they do take-out after hours. Let me know.

BTW, for any and all of you mongers that ever wanted to own a nudie bar, Chubbies is for sale. Building, licenses, fixtures - the whole kit and kaboodle, right on Eastern Avenue. $1.6 mil asked. Been on the market for a while. Let me know if you're interested. I got friends that got friends. I can probably get you a deal.

And yes fellow mongers, Friday I'm hitting the Block at 10. Not as a memorial to our dear departed [i]Don Emeritus[/i] Trashman, but just for an ordinary boy's night out. PM me for location, unless you're a lame-ass lurker or some dip-shit-no-info-posting-stupid-question-asking-not-RTFFing-MF.

Robux