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They were doing this in northern orlando.

I've sent them on a few wild chases with promises of great $$ needless to say, a burner number app and the delete button allow me to rest easy.

[QUOTE=Art69;3110634]Well guys this girl here just ripped me off. She has a guy with her and they have 2 dogs. The way it goes is she has you meet her outside and comes and gets you on the side, a few minutes before she does the BF comes out to walk the dogs. We go to room and get comfortable and I put money on the table. She then takes it and walks out, then threatens you etc your on camera and she has your number. Well, I just got too relaxed but it's not my first rodeo. I actually wear a ring but I'm not married so she thought she had me. I walked down the hall, waited to see who came back so I now know the guy is and snapped a pic. She said she will yell rape etc but the sentence before she said I have proof you solicited a prostitute (so much for faking rape). Maybe they were born yesterday, LOL. I called the cops and told them heroin was in the room dealing. Cops didn't even care who I was so not sure if they showed. I waited 20 minutes to see the fun but had to go back to work. A few guys have called her and ran her around so feel free to do the same. I'm kind of a dick when I'm having fun. Also, I always have an uber drop me off at least a few blocks away just in case like this and use a burner phone that I say is an app so I don't have to talk until I'm ready. I lost a few bucks but the entertainment is well worth it. I will keep it up til I get bored. I have a pic of the license number also. Let the games begin or until I get bored, unfortunately I get bored fast. Please have fun, Artie out! They are currently in a motel with a number not 8 near a big wet slide.

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So I decided to meet up with this babe for another TOFTT post. Warning: not the same exact girl in the photo.

Scheduled to meet up at her hotel which was 45 minutes away for a qv $, or hhr for $. 5 if she looked great. 30 minutes into my drive, I checked and she didn't get a room yet, it's already 9:30 pm. She said all hotels in lake Mary where she wanted to stay are booked. So she might book a hotel in Orlando. Yadi yadi ya, I told her I'll book a hotel and she can stay there after our session is over. She'll make $ for her troubles. She agreed.

Booked an upscale hotel in altamonte between Orlando and Lake Mary. She arrived looking about 30 lbs away from a typical America's biggest loser contestant. I didn't care, her face was cute anyway. I'd still date her if she was a friend. There was hint of weed when I got close for a hug.

More details. I chewed gum to freshen up, took a hot shower, dried myself, and came out all relaxed. Got onto the bed with a towel. She sat by me; all hands to herself -not even playing around at all- and started upselling.

I told her we agreed $ and she didn't have to pay for a motel / hotel. Let alone this wasn't a normal roach motel / hotel. Yet she insisted $ only for a BJ. Then when I was done trolling I asked "well what would $$ get me?" After all it is still an outcall. She said two blows. LOL. FS is anywhere above $$.

Sent her home with nothing. That was fun. Now I'm going to dream another dream in altamonte. Overall, I woulda paid $$ to bang the hell out of her cute face. But I wasn't going to be a little b!tch and let her walk all over me for nothing. Shouldn't have agreed $ for qv.

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She's a classy lady. Nice setup and private place. Meets you and runs some small talk, takes you to bedroom and undresses you. She likes to please and be pleased. Treat her well. And have fun.

[QUOTE=Avengr;3110402]If you're talking about lovelee, I can attest that she is great.[/QUOTE]

Lmfao. What a night to remember!

Since I already booked a hotel in altamonte. I decided to stroll around town, picked up some late night snack, and hit up backpage for another dream.

Came across another blondie doing incall. Somehow I was stood up by this girl who would tell me to wait 10-15 min then 20-25 minute. It was alright cause I took my time writing a review for the bunny that just hopped away from my hotel. An hour past midnight I was done waiting for this time stretching chick. She probably passed out or whatever. I was near her hotel eating my night snack.

I then hit up another chick on backpage who happened to be at the same hotel as the girl who flaked me. She and I were both surprised! Then I could tell her guard was up when I told her I was flaked by some girl. She might have known the girl. We talked a bit on the phone, then she gave me her room number.

Funniest sh! T happened here. When I knocked on the door, she would ask who I was. Then she asked "are you alone? "Is anybody with you? I was like nope, I'm alone. 5 minutes of just standing there, she then decided to open the door.

IT HAD TO BE RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT that the tenant next door opened and walked out of his room, then greeted as he walked past me "ayyy whatsup! Enjoying the night?

Damn girl got scared and slammed the door right away! LOL! So sad. Yet fking funny. I then knocked and told her that he was just the guy next door. Few minutes later, her friend from the corner of the building came out and checked the situation. She was cool with me since I was the only guy there laughing his ass off.

Nevertheless, I Never got to see the girl in the ad. Called her later and we talked a bit about the whole ordeal. We both agreed it was best that we should try another time.

Thanks to the guy next door. Fk you. You and your greetings.

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I pulled a trick here. I used another number via different app to hit up the girl who flaked on me as I left the hotel where they were staying at. Called, phone rang, but no response. She definitely passed out, LOL. So I decided to just head back to hotel and save myself some coins. On the way back, I received a text from Anna, the girl who flaked on me in the first place.

I decided to give her a second chance. So I turned back around, drove 10 minutes, and waited at the hotel. She did the same routine as when she flaked me the first time around. "Give me a minute I need to change. ".

Five minutes passed. "Hold on I'm still changing. " At this point I was done. Told her I'm not going to wait longer and I was leaving if she's taking this long.

Then she gave me a room number. Came in to see a petite blonde girl with bad teeth. Smooth skin, B size perky breasts, and very tight petite ass. Just my type; except for the face cause the room was too dark to see much. Ahem.

CBJ, Started with CBJ, cowgirl, k9, then I place her flat down and went hard from behind. Never once complained but I could tell she was sore. Blew in the cover so hard that my leg twitched repeatedly for a few secs. I just love that tight petite ass a little too much!

The end of a fun night in another town.
Obviously pics are fakes.
Qv. 8 hhr $. 2.
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Well it has been some time since I have contributed here for a variety of reasons but I am back. I visited with Lexi this week and had a wonderful time. Her pics are accurate and she is a very cute and sweet girl with a nice body. I typically don't share intimate details on the forum but feel free to PM me with any questions. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lexi-sexy-cute-and-fun-60-incall/17506576[/URL].

The good:

Excellent communication.

Safe clean in-call location.

Reasonable donation.

Very nice body and sexy demeanor.

Not rushed at all.

She was GFE at least with me and was very responsive.

Very affectionate.

She is very chatty which I like because I am as well.

The bad:

Nothing.

Nothing.

Nothing.

Can't wait to see you again Lexi and I hope you ate the M&M's.

Got of work early and decided to go have a dream. In it I woke up and had the 2 best looking Colombians I have ever seen. In it these imports would do anything I asked for. They where so hot my dream ended to quick. They are here only a few more days. I was browsing when I woke up and this link look just like the person in my dream, I would DEFINETLY hope I can dream again.

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Anybody has information on this hot MILF been thinkinh about seeing her but no dam reviews.[/QUOTE]Lovelee was reviewed 2 - 3 years ago when she came to Central Florida originally. She returned to the North West for a bit but came back. I don't remember the name she used the first time. She is well worth your time and mario bucks.

[QUOTE=TungTied;3111240]She's a classy lady. Nice setup and private place. Meets you and runs some small talk, takes you to bedroom and undresses you. She likes to please and be pleased. Treat her well. And have fun.[/QUOTE]Your right on she loves what she does wish they all did.

[QUOTE=TungTied;3111240]She's a classy lady. Nice setup and private place. Meets you and runs some small talk, takes you to bedroom and undresses you. She likes to please and be pleased. Treat her well. And have fun.[/QUOTE]I'm actually talking about her.

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Sorry guys, posted the wrong MILF. If anyone has some info on this one lmk.

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Visited Lexi again and she was GREAT as usual. Total GFE experiance!

Took pic with her consent (she does BJ without cover, decided to take pic right befofe I was about to put it in).

[QUOTE=LoveDatPuss;3112008]Sorry guys, posted the wrong MILF. If anyone has some info on this one lmk.

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Keeping it brief tonite, fucking tired.

Nice downtown incall.

Sexy clothing. Slight baby damage. Definitely candy use markings. Super up beat and friendly.

We connected, which got her excited, so she asked to smoke some candy in front of me.

Then she got super excited and horny.

Grabbed her and pulled her in for dfk with some domineering movements. She loved it.

Deepest dfk ever.

BBBJ and ball licking.

Mish! With dominating hands around her neck and more dfk. She loved it.

DEFINITELY YMMV! I would assume most would not experience what I got. I would also assume I would not experience that again. Candy made it almost out of this world, not sure how it would be if there was none.

AGAIN DEFINITELY YMMV!

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