Nicky TOFTT Brandon / Valrico
[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/top-of-the-line-european-princess/23491387[/URL]
I was planning on going to Orlando today but got held back in Tampa. After some holiday festivities I gave Nicky a call, I've seen her ads for a few weeks. She texted back and we set up a date for an hour later. About 15 minutes before scheduled arrival time she calls to confirm, I was glad cause I like to hear them speak if I havn't met them, or if no reviews exist. I arrived at a trailer park in Valrico, park and she's leaning out her door and we wave to each other. I walk in and she's wearing lingerie as requested. Its one of my LEO hurdles when seeing a brand new girl with no reviews. Aint no cop going to wear something skimpy for us. She is super friendly and hospitable. Might have been eating candy before though. Nevertheless she was sweet and we mover into her room wear we chat for a little more before things start. Start with LFK to domineering DFK done by me! Ladies fall in love with that! Was feeling romantic so I start to kiss south. My handler name tells you that I like to lick it all, if clean of course. I always take a birds eye view before shoving my face between some strangers legs LOL! Well there was definitely some extra growth of something down there. Perhaps what kids get on there hands? Maybe you catch my drift. Well that was a total buzz kill. Being the gentlement that I am, I didn't show the emotion in my face but finished with a no hands enthusiastic BBBJ. I told her no hands, its the only way I can get off LOL! Too bad, with her fun personality I was envisioning her being my cheap thrill when going through 60. Good thing I wasn't intoxicated or I might have been growing some extra tissue down below in the coming weeks.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
Almost sounds like a joke
[QUOTE=BillHo;3161644]I responded to this BP ad.
[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/AdultJobs/gimme-an-hour-to-make-you-smile/23902992[/URL]
And set up a session for Sunday. When I ask where to go, "she" gave me this address:
2310 and Falkenburg Rd, Tampa, FL 33619.
I GOOGLEd the addy and it is a Sheriff substation.
Even the phone number she gave me is for the Sheriff 813-247-8555
Bill Ho.[/QUOTE]I have picked up on numbers that "might" be a substation, but that is too crazy. (and I thought meth heads were stupid). Then to give the substation address? Maybe the Po Po way of saying "Happy Thanksgiving, we are off tonight".
Joke or not, it upset me.
[QUOTE=LikeAll;3161904]I have picked up on numbers that "might" be a substation, but that is too crazy. (and I thought meth heads were stupid). Then to give the substation address? Maybe the Po Po way of saying "Happy Thanksgiving, we are off tonight".[/QUOTE]Here is the 28 text exchange:
Hi.
What is your half hour rate?
Bill.
30 for 30.
50 for the hour.
200 for full anal sex with ejaculation.
Will 30 for 30 include mutual oral? What's your name? Bill.
No, you get oral for 30, you want to give me oral that's another 30. No way can both people achieve orgasm with just oral in 30. My name is Sky. Skylar.
That is 60. What happened to 50/ hour?
What ad stated that, I need to fix it. I would of course honor the mistake.
I don't see $50 an hour anywhere in that ad, Bill.
It was in your email.
I'm reading the email, Bill, it says 30 for 30 but, as I stated, I will honor what I said.
Not seeing it Bill, try a different *****.
Is this not your email?
Give me a second Bill, we're running your email address. I'll be with you shortly. Well, we'll be with you shortly.
I would be happy to give you oral and manual stimulation for a half an hour for $30. I won't be accepting oral for a week or so myself as I shaved two days in a row and now have razor stubble. Not an appealing thing to hear but since that part of my pussy in a little sore I would do what it takes to bring you to orgasm with my mouth, tongue and hands in 30 minutes. If you want to go longer or you take longer it will, unfortunately, cost more. It depends on the man. If you are an older man, I am patient but, at the same time, I can't do an hours job and only get paid for a half hour.
OK Skylar, if you are available Sunday, say 11 AM or noon, let's go for a 30 for 30, just for me. Where would I be going? Bill.
Okay, Big Boy, you're right. Meet me here at 11. See you then!
2310 and Falkenburg Rd, Tampa, FL 33619.
Super. I will confirm when I'll be leaving here at about 10:15 or 10:30.
I would text that and I would need your cell number, also because I need to get the room number once I get there.
You're not going to apologize to me? Not at all?
After I was so kind to you?
I'm not sure what I did?
You called me a liar? When it was an innocent typo and I made amends for it?
I have no problem admitting if I made a mistake but you made me feel like I was scamming you. That kind of hurt. I'm just trying to support my family.
I will find out how kind you are Sunday Morning. LOL OXOXOX Bill.
Okay. I'll see you then, Sexy. Leave around 10:30, I sent you the address of the best hotel I know in town (my treat for being so harsh on you) and call me when you're on your way to get the room number Okay, lover? I'm looking forward to giving you the best time you've had in a long time; Don't wear anything under your pants, that is so damn hot to me. My direct number is 813-247-8555 and just call me direct so my husband doesn't see the text. Okay, hon? I can't wait to see what you've got in your pants, I bet it's beautiful. I hope it tastes good too, I hope you don't mind if I swallow. I'll be thinking of you and your penis all weekend.
Okay. I'll see you then, Sexy. Leave around 10:30, I sent you the address of the best hotel I know in town (my treat for being so harsh on you) and call me when you're on your way to get the room number Okay, lover? I'm looking forward to giving you the best time you've had in a long time; Don't wear anything under your pants, that is so damn hot to me. My direct number is 813-247-8555 and just call me direct so my husband doesn't see the text. Okay, hon? I can't wait to see what you've got in your pants, I bet it's beautiful. I hope it tastes good too, I hope you don't mind if I swallow. I'll be thinking of you and your penis all weekend.
Sky.
OK Deputy Skylar. I was just kidding, I don't do this kind of thing. I will not see you Sunday morning at 2310 and Falkenburg Rd, Tampa, FL 33619.
Have a nice day.
That's okay, Inmate, (I always wanted to say that, I don't know why. The power is sexy, right?) You're from out of town? Do you have a wife I should keep an eye out for? I don't like altercation. I wish you could come over now. I'm so lonely and my husband's at work until 8 am.
If you could come over now, I could give you a free one. Sort of a warm up for Sunday?
Cause I know your wife.
And now she knows too.
Oops.
So. You don't do these things? This came up when we searched your email address. Interesting.