The Wilt Chamberlain File Has Been Reopened.
[QUOTE=FloridaGringo;7630171]
27 spa sessions.
12 singles.
10 doubles.
1 triple.
1 quadruple.
3 back to back (singles).
1 back to back (doubles).
1 recon TOFTT.
5 counties (Orange, Pinellas, Pasco, Oceola, Broward).
100% AMP declassified and verifiable.
[/QUOTE][B][i]O-Town ESPN Statistical Update:[/i][/B]
The league office has officially reviewed (and verified) the numbers for May.[LIST][*]27 sessions.
[*]5 counties.
[*]1 quadruple.
[*]Multiple road games.
[*]One recon mission.
[*]Zero load management.[/LIST]At this point we're no longer evaluating individual performances.
We're studying endurance metrics.
HappyXXX has officially returned to the league just in time, because the reigning MVP apparently spent May creating records that did not previously exist.
The stat sheet has reached the point where O-Town ESPN's analytics department has reopened the Wilt Chamberlain file.
Not because the numbers are comparable.
Because that's the last time anyone remembers needing a separate category.
The good news for the fans is that competition appears to be back.
The bad news is Gringo somehow considers "every other day" a reduced workload.
O-Town ESPN will continue monitoring the situation.
The record books are becoming nervous.
At what point does it become a different sport?
MH69.
Gringo is really running through those Fake O Clickers
[QUOTE=FloridaGringo;7630171]May was a good month. Now I will go back to my normal pace (every other day).
Stats below.
Fri 5/1 - NA.
Sat 5/2 - Eastern (Sarasota) Lisa.
Sun 5/3 - Relaxing Spa (Fort Lauderdale) Suki and Yumi.
Mon 5/4 - Lavender (Orlando) Joey.
Tue 5/5 - Tokyo (Orlando) Tina and Rachel..[/QUOTE]Gringo, the girls are telling me they keep finding your fake O clickers broken in the trash basket in the room, wrapped in wet wipes.
I can get you a deal on those, and I only sell the good high-tech clickers. Just message me if you want a more high-end clicker that will last.
Rachel at M and Y may fit the bill
[QUOTE=TobiNairobi71;7630251]Guys. Any help with finding a tall Asian lady ha ha I know I know. It is like finding Asian ladies in St Augustine FL sadly I am from. I have to drive to get my Asian fill to Orlando that too a long drive. I'd appreciate some help. Don't mind if she is a MILF, just have this tall asian need. I do believe in Unicorns too![/QUOTE]Rachel is a spinner beauty and is tall looking in my eyes with her heals on! She is probably around 5'8 I would assume!? Beautiful early 30's lady with long black hair and a slim.
And fit body and nice welcoming personality! Good grasp of English too! Aims to please! She's at M and why for rest of the month! Usually the younger guys chase after her! She's quite the popular pick! One time I was basically mid squirt and making a mess of my self and she got dragged off of me and was replaced by another attendant because some young fella insisted he see her right then and there and he had no time to wait! So if that impatient young fella is ready this review of his favorite gal Rachel, then I apologize for that salty taste LOL! That you might have enjoyed! LOL because like I said I was mid squirt when she got rushed out of my room to go immediately see you instead!
O-Town ESPN Issues Equipment Advisory.
[QUOTE=RowdyReptile;7630513]Gringo, the girls are telling me they keep finding your fake O clickers broken in the trash basket in the room, wrapped in wet wipes.
I can get you a deal on those, and I only sell the good high-tech clickers. Just message me if you want a more high-end clicker that will last.[/QUOTE]Rowdy,
The league office has conducted its investigation and determined the equipment is not the issue.
The equipment is merely the first thing to give up.
O-town ESPN cannot officially endorse any particular clicker manufacturer, but we support you and your fellow sex athletes' continued investment in our industry.
MH69.
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My mistake, it was K K I imagine at Tokyo!
[QUOTE=EdHarvey;7631040]Huh? What the run on paragraph is this LOL. I was at Tokyo for Winter's kickoff mission pre-opening for 90 minutes. Did not see Kiki from Missily (my 19 visit hoe LOL).
Anyway Wnter is a blast, hence 8 bangs with her. Is that who you're talking about? Kiki pushes mongers to Winter, I'm one of them.[/QUOTE]Ole K K at Tokyo. I'll be back for 9th taste of Winter tho! She's not a BB girl (as far as you know LOL), but top notch and safer than BB hoes takin loads in them all day. Man!