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[QUOTE=MikeYepthatsm;2365308][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/visiting-just-jenna-best-time-ever/12561724[/URL]

Saw her based on a prior positive review. I had an entirely different experience than the prior review.

The good: above average BBBJ. Able to schedule on short notice.

The bad: no way those pics are of her. She's short and round in the middle. Saggy breasts. Unattractive body and face. Room reaked of smoke. High volume provider who stays at a shitty hotel at 28th st and belt line. Opted to just do 30 minutes and was told I needed to do the work because she doesn't break a sweat for less than 100 bucks (half he rate is 80). Shall I continue?[/QUOTE]Sorry you had a bad experience Mike. Not white knighting her here but is seems you have a problem with my review. So, I'll provide more detail. I nearly always do outcall at my place and that was the case. At the time she said she was staying on Plainfield, Knights Inn. I don't venture out to the neighborhood you mention and prefer outcall. I won't go there. Outcall involves a larger commitment on my end but for me it seems to work better and I am in a position to do so. I will provide more and I am able. Hey, it's my hobby and far less than golfers or fishermen. She drove up alone in a late model SUV. She was dressed very nicely and freshly showered. She was very polite and well mannered. No clock watching. Stayed an hour longer even. Within 30 seconds from entering she was on her knees in front of me with me well engulfed. It kept going on along those lines the whole time. I thought the performance was really good and I didn't get the attitude you did. Just the opposite. When I researched her the number she had listed then was different and revealed many ads from Northern Michigan, BP. More pics, that on the whole, I considered representative. I did not Tin Eye or anything. She does have different pics up now but her pics from even a week or so ago are different. She also was reviewed favorably on Naughty Reviews from TC that I found looking based on the other number. I didn't respond to the ad she has now nor did I even look at it then.

YMMV, always. Been in this hobby off and on since 1975 so that dates me. Was on all the old / other boards from SCORPS to Midwest Timez and have authored many reviews and many providers that would gladly vouch for me. What I need more now at my age is performance cause us older guys don't work quite like we used to. She delivered but so did I. That is what they want and all they want. My apologies sir if you are suggesting I led you astray but my experience with her and my approach was quite different than yours. We all have different tastes as well and mine are varied and perhaps different than yours.

[QUOTE=MikeYepthatsm;2365308][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/visiting-just-jenna-best-time-ever/12561724[/URL]

Saw her based on a prior positive review. I had an entirely different experience than the prior review.

The good: above average BBBJ. Able to schedule on short notice.

The bad: no way those pics are of her. She's short and round in the middle. Saggy breasts. Unattractive body and face. Room reaked of smoke. High volume provider who stays at a shitty hotel at 28th st and belt line. Opted to just do 30 minutes and was told I needed to do the work because she doesn't break a sweat for less than 100 bucks (half he rate is 80). Shall I continue?[/QUOTE]Sorry you had a bad experience Mike. Not white knighting her here but is seems you have a problem with my review. So, I'll provide more detail. I nearly always do outcall at my place and that was the case. At the time she said she was staying on Plainfield, Knights Inn. I don't venture out to the neighborhood you mention and prefer outcall. I won't go there. Outcall involves a larger commitment on my end but for me it seems to work better and I am in a position to do so. I will provide more and I am able. Hey, it's my hobby and far less than golfers or fishermen. She drove up alone in a late model SUV. She was dressed very nicely and freshly showered. She was very polite and well mannered. No clock watching. Stayed an hour longer even. Within 30 seconds from entering she was on her knees in front of me with me well engulfed. It kept going on along those lines the whole time. I thought the performance was really good and I didn't get the attitude you did. Just the opposite. When I researched her the number she had listed then was different and revealed many ads from Northern Michigan, BP. More pics, that on the whole, I considered representative. I did not Tin Eye or anything. She does have different pics up now but her pics from even a week or so ago are different. She also was reviewed favorably on Naughty Reviews from TC that I found looking based on the other number. I didn't respond to the ad she has now nor did I even look at it then.

YMMV, always. Been in this hobby off and on since 1975 so that dates me. Was on all the old / other boards from SCORPS to Midwest Timez and have authored many reviews and many providers that would gladly vouch for me. What I need more now at my age is performance cause us older guys don't work quite like we used to. She delivered but so did I. That is what they want and all they want. My apologies sir if you are suggesting I led you astray but my experience with her and my approach was quite different than yours. We all have different tastes as well and mine are varied and perhaps different than yours.

I have no problem with your review. You posted as you see it. I had a different experience and posted as I see it. The goal is to share information, both good and bad. Your review painted a positive picture. I had arrived expecting better than what I got. Hopefully I can save someone from being let down as well.

[QUOTE=ChipCharger;2365573]Sorry you had a bad experience Mike. Not white knighting her here but is seems you have a problem with my review. So, I'll provide more detail. I nearly always do outcall at my place and that was the case. At the time she said she was staying on Plainfield, Knights Inn. I don't venture out to the neighborhood you mention and prefer outcall. I won't go there. Outcall involves a larger commitment on my end but for me it seems to work better and I am in a position to do so. I will provide more and I am able. Hey, it's my hobby and far less than golfers or fishermen. She drove up alone in a late model SUV. She was dressed very nicely and freshly showered. She was very polite and well mannered. No clock watching. Stayed an hour longer even. Within 30 seconds from entering she was on her knees in front of me with me well engulfed. It kept going on along those lines the whole time. I thought the performance was really good and I didn't get the attitude you did. Just the opposite. When I researched her the number she had listed then was different and revealed many ads from Northern Michigan, BP. More pics, that on the whole, I considered representative. I did not Tin Eye or anything. She does have different pics up now but her pics from even a week or so ago are different. She also was reviewed favorably on Naughty Reviews from TC that I found looking based on the other number. I didn't respond to the ad she has now nor did I even look at it then.

YMMV, always. Been in this hobby off and on since 1975 so that dates me. Was on all the old / other boards from SCORPS to Midwest Timez and have authored many reviews and many providers that would gladly vouch for me. What I need more now at my age is performance cause us older guys don't work quite like we used to. She delivered but so did I. That is what they want and all they want. My apologies sir if you are suggesting I led you astray but my experience with her and my approach was quite different than yours. We all have different tastes as well and mine are varied and perhaps different than yours.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MikeYepthatsm;2365835]I have no problem with your review. You posted as you see it. I had a different experience and posted as I see it. The goal is to share information, both good and bad. Your review painted a positive picture. I had arrived expecting better than what I got. Hopefully I can save someone from being let down as well.[/QUOTE]Cool. Life is too short to have bad blood with others. I'm glad you responded back.

I use this board a lot and value the information. For any newcomers, you have to take reviews for what they are: subjective opinions / accounts of a complex human activity. There are lots of variables involved, but the reviews are still very useful.

[QUOTE=ChipCharger;2365973]Cool. Life is too short to have bad blood with others. I'm glad you responded back.

I use this board a lot and value the information. For any newcomers, you have to take reviews for what they are: subjective opinions / accounts of a complex human activity. There are lots of variables involved, but the reviews are still very useful.[/QUOTE]I was watching her ads and it seemed to me that all of the pics weren't the same person.

If I remember correctly, she used a different name with some of those pics before too.

There has not been consistency in her ads, that would be a red flag for me.

[QUOTE=HollandGuy73;2364880]Not sure if you read it right?

It was large enough to clog a toilet. So the term 'little thing' really doesn't apply.[/QUOTE]For what it is worth, if that large turd was from Zyrah, then you better be covered if you hit the Hershay Highway.

Otherwise, you could end up with a muddy helmet.

[QUOTE=Benz1;2366044]I was watching her ads and it seemed to me that all of the pics weren't the same person.

If I remember correctly, she used a different name with some of those pics before too.


There has not been consistency in her ads, that would be a red flag for me.[/QUOTE]I saw the same when I googled her number, different ads, different pics, differnet name, all for one number, seemed fishy. Thanks to you and mike for keeping me from taking that plunge.

Saw Vanilla Vixen this week. [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-vanilla-vixen/18315326[/URL].

Everything covered. Had to put the cover on my self. Lackluster performance. Major baby damage. Will not repeat.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/your-valentines-sweetie/17637830[/URL] Before we began, she excused herself to spray on some feminine deodorant. That killed my ambition and mood immediately. Combined with an absolute lack of tits, a messed up looking gut, scolding me for not letting her be on top as well as complaining about holding onto her legs too hard. I decided to not even nut and just left. Good luck if you try for better results.

[QUOTE=LonelyLove;2367059][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/your-valentines-sweetie/17637830[/URL] Before we began, she excused herself to spray on some feminine deodorant. That killed my ambition and mood immediately. Combined with an absolute lack of tits, a messed up looking gut, scolding me for not letting her be on top as well as complaining about holding onto her legs too hard. I decided to not even nut and just left. Good luck if you try for better results.[/QUOTE]To be honest I have yet to see a positive review for this provider, so you have no one to blame but yourself. She has been discussed here, but it has been back months ago.

[QUOTE=LonelyLove;2367059][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/your-valentines-sweetie/17637830[/URL] Before we began, she excused herself to spray on some feminine deodorant. That killed my ambition and mood immediately. Combined with an absolute lack of tits, a messed up looking gut, scolding me for not letting her be on top as well as complaining about holding onto her legs too hard. I decided to not even nut and just left. Good luck if you try for better results.[/QUOTE]That would kill it for me too. Most of the time the attitude is the worst killer, that's why I'm always, ready to walk out with my donation in my hand if I smell ripe pussy or Attitude.

We appreciate you taking so many for the team latley. However they have been reviewed poorly in the past, you have given us a nice update on Heather and now this girl with no tits. Next time treat yourself to a girl that has had a good review.

For escorts you already know where to go.

My favorite 3. With Tina the redhot readhead, Sabrina or Mercedes.

For a nice Massuse, with a positive attitude, enjoys her work and enjoys making you happy. Make an appointment with Jade. PM me for Details and Digits.

Treat yourself to a good time!

[QUOTE=RexInEfex;2359456]Any mongers have a report on this new place yet? The girl at the top of the ad is beautiful! She gets me so horny I think about doing the wife! Lmao. Any word on her or the place would be great. Thanks guys.[/QUOTE]The Tina in the ad I believe used to work at East / West at 44 and BC. It's been a long time since I've seen her, but I remember it being a positive experience.

Set up was easy with texts. Stayed in contact until I got to her nice, private incall room. She's the girl in the pics for sure based on tats, and has a cute face as well. Started off with some LFK and then got comfy on the bed. Asked for donation upfront, which I usually don't do but overall vibe seemed legit. Got started with a great bbj, lots of tongue a little BLS and mixed the pace nicely. After that I returned the favor on her, very clean shaved and tasted great. She enjoyed or at least was a great actress, LOL. On with the cover and we explored mish and then doggie. She really got into it. A little hair pulling and ass slapping seemed to get her more excited. Finally, some 69 with great deepthroat and finished with CIM no swallow. All in all a great time. She was a little shy and nervous but took direction well and I would def repeat for another hour (Keep in mind she said she was only going to be around for a few more months, but we've heard that before right?

[QUOTE=ChipCharger;2362726]Wondering if anyone has any recommendations either for or against any of the local ebony providers?[/QUOTE]If you look through the forum, a lot of mentions of Kyrie. She's always a fun time, about 5,3 ish 130-140 lbs?(last I've seen) 32-34 d (fake boob) and a pretty face. Dmg was 120 hh and 160 fh. Could have changed, haven't seen her postings in a while tho so idk what happened to her.

Hey has any one seen Ms Temptress.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ms-temptress-wants-to-test-your-plummer-skills/18249303[/URL]

[QUOTE=RickIex;2367903]If you look through the forum, a lot of mentions of Kyrie. She's always a fun time, about 5,3 ish 130-140 lbs?(last I've seen) 32-34 d (fake boob) and a pretty face. Dmg was 120 hh and 160 fh. Could have changed, haven't seen her postings in a while tho so idk what happened to her.[/QUOTE]I saw a last chance ad from her about 1 month ago, must be she really moved on.

[QUOTE=ChicagoSouth;2368168]Hey has any one seen Ms Temptress.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ms-temptress-wants-to-test-your-plummer-skills/18249303[/URL][/QUOTE]Post # 5675 back on page 4 today right under all the Heather stuff.

Mexidutch says he won't repeat and Crod6969 says he will. Both agree she lacks enthusiasm and is not good.

[QUOTE=Benz1;2368328]I saw a last chance ad from her about 1 month ago, must be she really moved on.[/QUOTE]Really? Well that's sad, hopefully she comes back.

Keeki is back in GR. Don't miss out on the open menu. GFE, with DSL, MSOG including greek.

She is only here until Thursday. She posted number and rates on the escort advertiser thread of this forum.

Decided to TOFTT on one today, since I had a few extra dollars burning a hole in my pocket. I had a visit set up last Friday with Star.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sexy-star-here-two-girls-for-the-price-of-one/18270872[/URL]

I'm a bit of a sucker for curvy blondes with that girl next door appeal. However she had to Cancel. So I texted her again today to set up another appointment. We chatted a little throughout the day, but she ended up canceling on me again. Which was quite the bummer, as she told me FS for. 60/ Hh,(no greek) even though she is only posted in the body rub section. So I decided to change it up for another TOFTT. Texted Sassy and set up a time.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/guilt-free-satisfaction-with-sassy/18466183[/URL]

Incall was off 44th and 131. The room wasnt too bad, as she kept things fairly clean. She is the girl in the pics, very tiny with a little spinner body. However IMO she looked a little better with clothes on, once they came off her age started to show. I opted for the. 70 Short stay, so strip down and get to business. CBJ, then Doggie for the finish. I didn't really have time to hang out, so being rushed was fine with this appointment. However she did keep answering her phone, and taking calls mid-BJ. Which is a bit of a buzz kill. She also schedules her apts way to close together, as I'm pretty sure I made eye contact with another Monger while leaving the building. I probably won't repeat as she is a little bony for me. But if you're looking for a quick Pump & Dump Spinner body, she is definitely tiny enough. I could damn near wrap my hands around her waist, and touch fingertips. LOL.

[QUOTE=HughJeffenCock;2367861]Set up was easy with texts. Stayed in contact until I got to her nice, private incall room. She's the girl in the pics for sure based on tats, and has a cute face as well. Started off with some LFK and then got comfy on the bed. Asked for donation upfront, which I usually don't do but overall vibe seemed legit. Got started with a great bbj, lots of tongue a little BLS and mixed the pace nicely. After that I returned the favor on her, very clean shaved and tasted great. She enjoyed or at least was a great actress, LOL. On with the cover and we explored mish and then doggie. She really got into it. A little hair pulling and ass slapping seemed to get her more excited. Finally, some 69 with great deepthroat and finished with CIM no swallow. All in all a great time. She was a little shy and nervous but took direction well and I would def repeat for another hour (Keep in mind she said she was only going to be around for a few more months, but we've heard that before right?[/QUOTE]Sorry, forgot to include link: [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lets-make-a-great-start-to-this-week/17564805[/URL].

New hours, days & girl at Serenity! I usually go & get my weekly with Ireland but I think I'm going to book one with the new girl "julie". She is originally from wonder, pam is no longer at serenity so I'm assuming she is her replacement. So I'm very pleased I will have my choice of my two favorite ladies!

[QUOTE=LonelyLove;2367059][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/your-valentines-sweetie/17637830[/URL] Before we began, she excused herself to spray on some feminine deodorant. That killed my ambition and mood immediately. Combined with an absolute lack of tits, a messed up looking gut, scolding me for not letting her be on top as well as complaining about holding onto her legs too hard. I decided to not even nut and just left. Good luck if you try for better results.[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear this because damn this girl has a nice ass!

[QUOTE=RickIex;2368447]Really? Well that's sad, hopefully she comes back.[/QUOTE]She is in the Saginaw area.

[QUOTE=Alexander1224;2369238]New hours, days & girl at Serenity! I usually go & get my weekly with Ireland but I think I'm going to book one with the new girl "julie". She is originally from wonder, pam is no longer at serenity so I'm assuming she is her replacement. So I'm very pleased I will have my choice of my two favorite ladies![/QUOTE]I was just about ready to request a repeat with Pam. Any idea where she might have landed?

I have seen her posting for some time but her ad has very little text and I haven't seen a report on her. Does anyone have an experience with her, or a name for research on my own?

Thanks,

O-jo.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/cant-sleephow-about-some-fun/17797906[/URL]

Has anyone had a chance to meet up with FreakyKeeki while she is in GR. Was thinking about setting something up with her. Sounds good from past reviews but just wanted to confirm if that her service is still up to par with the past reviews. PM me if you would like.

[QUOTE=ElJudoka;2370934]Has anyone had a chance to meet up with FreakyKeeki while she is in GR. Was thinking about setting something up with her. Sounds good from past reviews but just wanted to confirm if that her service is still up to par with the past reviews. PM me if you would like.[/QUOTE]Yes, Yes, Yes.

[QUOTE=Alexander1224;2369238]New hours, days & girl at Serenity! I usually go & get my weekly with Ireland but I think I'm going to book one with the new girl "julie". She is originally from wonder, pam is no longer at serenity so I'm assuming she is her replacement. So I'm very pleased I will have my choice of my two favorite ladies![/QUOTE]Wonder why there was complete turnover at Serenity? Possibly bad management? I notice all of your posts are about Ireland when she went to Wonder and about Ireland when she went back to Serenity. You guys must be pretty good friends by now.

[QUOTE=Blackfire;2370987]Wonder why there was complete turnover at Serenity? Possibly bad management? I notice all of your posts are about Ireland when she went to Wonder and about Ireland when she went back to Serenity. You guys must be pretty good friends by now.[/QUOTE]Good catch Mr. Blackfire.

Why are so many members posting things about massage places and providers in the Backpage section?

Yesterday afternoon I took a little time to review a young lady from Muskegon. It was not published, I did abide by all rules and it's still not here some 20 hours later. And I see fairly new replies otherwise. Can anyone explain this better?

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-to-town-and-ready-to-have-fun-call-zyrah-now/18195062[/URL]

Bumped into her at my hotel.

Did a quick BBBJ. She's cute and tiny! Kinda a small moma body. Good skills.

[QUOTE=Akinbacon;2371174]Why are so many members posting things about massage places and providers in the Backpage section?[/QUOTE]Because they too advertise on Backpage. This section isn't called Backpage Escorts. I honestly think most people assume the Massage section of this site is just for reviews and comments on parlors. Not independent girls who offer rubs.

[QUOTE=Akinbacon;2371174]Why are so many members posting things about massage places and providers in the Backpage section?[/QUOTE]There is a section or thread that is for Massage Parlor Reports, however if you read the heading on this thread, it is Backpage Advertiser Reviews. It could be any review on an advertisement on BP. Most of this activity was started by a poster named Alexander1224 and I think the person was hoping for more exposure to a girl or place, by putting it on the front page because some or most lurkers never see the MPR. So it looks like it was an advertiser not a reviewer that has hopefully been squelched and won't return!

[QUOTE=Donntee;2371010]Good catch Mr. Blackfire.[/QUOTE]Yeah, good catch I was wondering how this turned into the massage section also.

[QUOTE=HollandGuy73;2371216]Yesterday afternoon I took a little time to review a young lady from Muskegon. It was not published, I did abide by all rules and it's still not here some 20 hours later. And I see fairly new replies otherwise. Can anyone explain this better?[/QUOTE]Because You posted it in Holland?

[QUOTE=Donntee;2371534]Because You posted it in Holland?[/QUOTE]Attempted to post in GR. But no go.

Has any one seen her yet. Looks good.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/outcallincall-massages-from-a-filipina-pro-massage-therapist/18403068[/URL]

I TOFTT on this one about a week ago. Very nice lady, but the pics are better than the real thing. She was FS everything covered. Daty is on the menu but not DFK. Donation was. 80 hhr. Location was ok but a little too secluded for my taste. I would not repeat.

[QUOTE=OrdinaryJo;2370157]I have seen her posting for some time but her ad has very little text and I haven't seen a report on her. Does anyone have an experience with her, or a name for research on my own?

Thanks,

O-jo.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/cant-sleephow-about-some-fun/17797906[/URL][/QUOTE]