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[QUOTE=Mr Charmo; 1713808]I've had a few jimmy's pop on me. My very first monger experience with the tightest blonde shorty many moons ago ended with a jimmy pop.

A couple years ago, I noticed a provider I'd see on the reg would put on the jimmy, then pinch and twist the tip.

She said it squeezes the air that is caught in the tip / reservoir area. Said this technique helped avoid jimmy's breaking on you. I have not confirmed, but it made sense since sometimes when you cover up there is clearly some air left up there.

Just passing this info along. I haven't had a pop since I started doing this.[/QUOTE]Guys,

The proper way to do this is to pinch the tip between two fingers AS you are putting it on, not afterwards.

This way there is no air in there to begin with. Twisting it after it's on would create an opportunity for a weak spot I would think.

I went there today; [url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/80-seducthicknew-busty-bombshell-80-80-80-42dd-i-aim-to-please-19/15419693[/url]

The idiots do not even know right address kept confusing me I went all the way in Des Plaines but its Arlington Heights. Anyway I was mad but thats fine.

I find the place finally, its right behind super 8 and its TRASH PLACE. I knew those girls are fucking lame right there. So I climb stairs, smells like rat piss all over, finally enter their apartment, one of the girls is hiding in washroom. I thought I was getting robbed but she shows up and apologizes. Two of them there, smelly ass nice girls. Like whole place stinks of dead rats and cheap perfume. One is Mexican 4'11 or something maybe even shorter. Annoying as fuck. Other is black also kind of short but with weird shoulders like a man and small tiny legs LOL. None of them are in the ad! I'm like, fuck this shit, I'm out of here!

If any of you guys wishes to visit them, go and take a shit in their washroom and tell them you got to go. Don't even flush!

Thats another ad by them. I followed this one actually, the other is newer but same fucking place same damn girls. [url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/80-80-80-specials-chocolate-lovers-40dd-i-aim-to-please-fellas-so-give-me-a-try-19/15405115[/url]

Idiots call it Glenview LOL its not even there. They confused shit out of me going around seeking their shitty place. Bah!

[QUOTE=TheShadow2; 1715567]Guys,

The proper way to do this is to pinch the tip between two fingers AS you are putting it on, not afterwards.

This way there is no air in there to begin with. Twisting it after it's on would create an opportunity for a weak spot I would think.[/QUOTE]The confusion here about how to put a condom is sad. Clearly we need better sex education in schools! For the providers if no one else.

[QUOTE=Euro Thugz;1714753]Thanks Randolph! I was going to go see her yesterday, but I ended up watching porn instead. Fell asleep and didn't call back to confirm appt. I was going to call back again today. Glad I didn't. Let me know if you need any of my regulars![/QUOTE]You guys need a buddy system like google voice numbers we can hit on our phone and pretend to have cop buddies.

Came across this ad (as I have so many others) and I see these girls faking as if they are really Brazilian. I have been to Rio de Janeiro 7 times and trust me, I know a Brazilian female when I see one. This is not one!

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[QUOTE=RoboSpanker;1715815]Idiots call it Glenview LOL its not even there. They confused shit out of me going around seeking their shitty place. Bah![/QUOTE]I hate when they do that. Its especially infuriating when the idiots are paranoid as hell and will only tell you the general location on the first call. One time this chick tells me she's downtown. Refuses to tell me where in downtown (what some people call downtown can be a HUGE area extending up to Lincoln Park and down to near Chinatown). I used to work in the area so I call her when I was ready. She tells me she's at some hotel I forgot the name of. I look it up on my phone and I get nothing. I start zooming out and I see the hotel. Its down near Hyde Park! I call her to make sure she told me the right place. She's like yeah and tells me the address. I tell her that's nowhere near downtown and thank her for wasting my time.

[QUOTE=ChiHappiness;1716365]The confusion here about how to put a condom is sad. Clearly we need better sex education in schools! For the providers if no one else.[/QUOTE]Hahaha, which reminds me of another thing. How many of you guys on here are uncircumcised? I'm not circumcised and looks like the girls are always confused as to what to do with Mr. Hebbler. They don't seem to know that the skin can roll back and forth.

On one of my most recent dreams she thought I was circumcised and I look at her like what it's called pulling back the skin since I still have it so I believe most of them just have no idea and just want the D.

Cheers,

Homie2989

[QUOTE=Ray Ray 98;1716737]Hahaha, which reminds me of another thing. How many of you guys on here are uncircumcised? I'm not circumcised and looks like the girls are always confused as to what to do with Mr. Hebbler. They don't seem to know that the skin can roll back and forth.[/QUOTE]

I always wanted to see her (blu) and I finally did the visit. I had a very good time with her. Did all that I asked and more. I guess she treated me like if she has knowing me for year. She had a very sweet personality. Will see her again. [url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/tatted-butterfly-bootyyyy-27/14953300[/url] If interested PM me for more info.

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Anyone seen this girl before. Read reports on other sites werent that bad. If anyone of you have experience with this please share.

[QUOTE=Casper27; 1712213][url]http://illinois.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=15328007&image=15328003[/url]

Does anyone have any info on this one, I did a search on the number and images but found nothing.[/QUOTE]So I didn't get any feedback which means no one has info on this new Latina. I was especially interested in her because of her location so I went ahead and made the call. I got a message saying her voicemail was full, in Spanish. I tried again this time it rang but no one answered, I've tried about four times and just gave up. If anyone decides to try and gets better results, please let me know.

All right I decided to give her a call and do some through research on her as I couldn't find any info on ThE otheR site and then spent about 30 minutes on google all I could really find is she just started posting about a week ago her specials all seem to be with 40-50$. She never answered her phone when I called 5 times all I got was a tmobile full voicemail so it appears as if she is legit however being unable to talk to her and no reviews make me nervous so if you want TOFFT then be my guest ill stick to Hunting for a BBFS SW in Joliet or escort that offers BBFS.

Happy hunting,

Homie2989

[QUOTE=Casper27;1717002]So I didn't get any feedback which means no one has info on this new Latina. I was especially interested in her because of her location so I went ahead and made the call. I got a message saying her voicemail was full, in Spanish. I tried again this time it rang but no one answered, I've tried about four times and just gave up. If anyone decides to try and gets better results, please let me know.[/QUOTE]

If I had a girlfriend, I'd want to her to just like Asian Gina. Nuff said.

[QUOTE=WalkBob;1717163]If I had a girlfriend, I'd want to her to just like Asian Gina. Nuff said.[/QUOTE]Are you talking about this one [url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/gorgeous-asian-in-ohare-come-fullfill-your-fantasy-24/14802857[/url]

Because with me it wasn't GFE more like MWE (my wife experience) same thing with Nadia [url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-asian-girl-nadia-630-400-2563-25/15284917[/url] Nothing special for me.

[QUOTE=Casper27;1717002]So I didn't get any feedback which means no one has info on this new Latina. I was especially interested in her because of her location so I went ahead and made the call. I got a message saying her voicemail was full, in Spanish. I tried again this time it rang but no one answered, I've tried about four times and just gave up. If anyone decides to try and gets better results, please let me know.[/QUOTE]She looks good, I saw her ad too but I was not sure about it, because there isn't any reviews yet so I'm still waiting, hopefully someone was successful already and can share his dream.

[QUOTE=Homie2989; 1717116]All right I decided to give her a call and do some through research on her as I couldn't find any info on ThE otheR site and then spent about 30 minutes on google all I could really find is she just started posting about a week ago her specials all seem to be with 40-50$. She never answered her phone when I called 5 times all I got was a tmobile full voicemail so it appears as if she is legit however being unable to talk to her and no reviews make me nervous so if you want TOFFT then be my guest ill stick to Hunting for a BBFS SW in Joliet or escort that offers BBFS.

Happy hunting,

Homie2989[/QUOTE]I found the same things when I did a search on her, she keeps posting but won't pick up the phone. I did spot an ad on BP about a week ago, it was of a woman that was offering 200 hr and it said she did bb for an extra 100. She was doing incall, so I thought about calling cause she wasn't bad looking but the bb scared me and I didn't make the call.

[QUOTE=ChiHappiness;1716365]The confusion here about how to put a condom is sad. Clearly we need better sex education in schools! For the providers if no one else.[/QUOTE]Yes, and if we had a better education system there prob wouldn't be any providers! Then you'd be the sad one. And me too.

I'm not sure about the "proper" way to do it, but pinching the air out afterwards has worked fine for me. Haven't had pops since. No weak spots. Anyway- try pinching the tip while she's putting it on with her mouth, mr proper! LOL.

If you have an issue perhaps look up on the jimmy websites and do what works for you. All this talk about BBFS- not to judge but not for me!

Does anyone know what Mandy used to call herself? I believe she changed her name. Someone reviewed her on here but I can't find the review. Anyone else happen to see her? She is really cute.

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She has a not so goo review on The othER review site.

[QUOTE=Sachsy22; 1717640]Does anyone know what Mandy used to call herself? I believe she changed her name. Someone reviewed her on here but I can't find the review. Anyone else happen to see her? She is really cute.

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[QUOTE=Chicago Monger;1718192]She has a not so goo review on The othER review site.[/QUOTE]Give me a day I might have a pic of her old ad on my phone. Don't ask.

[QUOTE=Sachsy22; 1717640]Does anyone know what Mandy used to call herself? I believe she changed her name. Someone reviewed her on here but I can't find the review. Anyone else happen to see her? She is really cute.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/wild-child-19/15149713[/url][/QUOTE]Used to go by Destiny. Her old posts are no longer up. You can search my old review post. Was a bit turned off at the time when switched to no more GFE, denied she ever did only days after first encounter. But still, def not bad at all.

I never saw her, of course- it was all a dream.

[QUOTE=Open Sex Fiend;1718211]Give me a day I might have a pic of her old ad on my phone. Don't ask.[/QUOTE]I def have her old pics. I save contact and pics of all the hotties I want to dream about when I go to sleep. Athough hardly get to browse anymore with tight sched.

Anybody else keep monger files? Just curious

[QUOTE=Mr Charmo; 1718364]I def have her old pics. I save contact and pics of all the hotties I want to dream about when I go to sleep. Athough hardly get to browse anymore with tight sched.

Anybody else keep monger files? Just curious[/QUOTE]I like to keep some pics too. Great free app on my phone called gallery lock keeps my private pics from prying eyes.

Pics and vids LOL.

[QUOTE=Mr Charmo; 1718364]I def have her old pics. I save contact and pics of all the hotties I want to dream about when I go to sleep. Athough hardly get to browse anymore with tight sched.

Anybody else keep monger files? Just curious[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MoneyT; 1716694]Came across this ad (as I have so many others) and I see these girls faking as if they are really Brazilian. I have been to Rio de Janeiro 7 times and trust me, I know a Brazilian female when I see one. This is not one!

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/andgtandgt-voluptuous-andgtandgt-captivating-busty-brazilian-andgt-65-incall-specials-22/15406493[/url][/QUOTE]I'm fluent in Brazilian Portuguese, when I do see these types of ads I sometimes dream that I call them and speak Portuguese to them. The ones that pass, I sometimes dream further

[QUOTE=Mr Charmo; 1718361]Used to go by Destiny. Her old posts are no longer up. You can search my old review post. Was a bit turned off at the time when switched to no more GFE, denied she ever did only days after first encounter. But still, def not bad at all.

I never saw her, of course- it was all a dream.[/QUOTE]I hope to have a dream Saturday. Just don't know who I'm going.

To meet: Destiny, Kristi, Julie, Mandy and can't forget Samantha.

LOL

[QUOTE=Mr Charmo; 1718364]I def have her old pics. I save contact and pics of all the hotties I want to dream about when I go to sleep. Athough hardly get to browse anymore with tight sched.

Anybody else keep monger files? Just curious[/QUOTE]I keep a text file under an innoculous name that has a short entry for the providers I've seen. Each entry opens with the date / time / place of the meeting and usually it contains the phone number they used, a description of the provider and a rough outline of what was offered plus a general rating of the experience. It's a good database to check out if I see an ad that looks like someone I've visited so I can remember the good ones, and (hopefully) avoid the bad ones. I don't keep many pictures because I don't take a camera / smart phone with me (nor much else that I don't need so there is that much that might "accidentally" disappear). For myself, I'd recommend mongers keep something similar hidden on thier computer or in one of the newer 'cloud-based' storage solutions for the same reason. Just MHO.

[QUOTE=MoneyT; 1716694]Came across this ad (as I have so many others) and I see these girls faking as if they are really Brazilian. I have been to Rio de Janeiro 7 times and trust me, I know a Brazilian female when I see one. This is not one!

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/andgtandgt-voluptuous-andgtandgt-captivating-busty-brazilian-andgt-65-incall-specials-22/15406493[/url][/QUOTE]So you wouldn't go see her?

Sorry for the newbie question: is there a section for these BP ads?

Hi Gentlemen,

I'm in the Milwaukee area and there's not a lot of options here as far as hot Asian babes. I'm thinking about making a trip to the Chicago area for the right gal, but don't want to go any further than the Skokie area. Seniors feel free to email me with any suggestions and I'd be happy to exchange info on Milwaukee area girls for those who travel this way. Has anyone seen Yuri? Here is her link, it says she's based out of Skokie. Thanks,

LA.

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[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/look-latina-w-booty-1oo-sexy-specials-sensual-21/13689478[/url] Definitely not girls in pic. 2 young but fat to choose. The .55 is cheap but you get what you pay for. Will dream one more just to see other girls. (every week different)

Read a review on the other site that was 9/9. Set up something tentatively for 3pm today. Wanted to know if anyone has dreamed about her first. PM me if you would like.

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[QUOTE=MoneyT; 1719655]Read a review on the other site that was 9/9. Set up something tentatively for 3pm today. Wanted to know if anyone has dreamed about her first. PM me if you would like.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-college-cutie-pics-are-real-and-recent-22/14929313[/url][/QUOTE]I tried to meet up with her once. But she did not come to my place for the out call.

[QUOTE=OngBak15;1719723]I tried to meet up with her once. But she did not come to my place for the out call.[/QUOTE]Pic is definitely not her. Did Google search and a bunch of amateur webcam sites popped up. Not good LOL.

[QUOTE=MoneyT; 1719655]Read a review on the other site that was 9/9. Set up something tentatively for 3pm today. Wanted to know if anyone has dreamed about her first. PM me if you would like.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-college-cutie-pics-are-real-and-recent-22/14929313[/url][/QUOTE]I never trust a reviewer with a single 9/9 or 10/10 review. The other site removed.

A review for Giselle / Victoria as a fake.

[QUOTE=LoveAddict; 1719426]Hi Gentlemen,

I'm in the Milwaukee area and there's not a lot of options here as far as hot Asian babes. I'm thinking about making a trip to the Chicago area for the right gal, but don't want to go any further than the Skokie area. Seniors feel free to email me with any suggestions and I'd be happy to exchange info on Milwaukee area girls for those who travel this way. Has anyone seen Yuri? Here is her link, it says she's based out of Skokie. Thanks,

LA.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/skinny-yuri-nuru-massage-100-real-pics-skokie-21/11701908[/url][/QUOTE]Try Bella, at the same apartment. A bit taller and larger chest.

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She has tons of reviews on the other site. Called her last night and she was able to complete the verification process today. Moved from Downtown to Ohare for the duration of her stay. Seems she is a true GFE. Quoted me $.5 for the half. Will report back after my dream.

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Okay here's the story. Met a early 40's chick of of CL. We went for some mutual oral together at her house about six weeks ago. She's got 2 teenage kids and her elderly mom lives with her, neither were there that night. Fast forward to today. Went looking at the escort ads for our burb and I click on an ad and her body pictures are in an ad, just cropped off the head. Even using her name but a different spelling. And two different ages on two different adsThe number is an escort agency. They say shes hosting at a hotel about two miles from her house. I email and text her about if she become an escort and she says someone used her pics. I think its a little odd. She certainly needs the money. Works part time. So how likely do you think she went for the $ to help make ends meet. Her story just seems a little out of whack but I also find it a little hard to believe that she went the hooker route. Or am I naive?

[QUOTE=NoSmoking;1719995]Okay here's the story. Met a early 40's chick of of CL. We went for some mutual oral together at her house about six weeks ago. She's got 2 teenage kids and her elderly mom lives with her, neither were there that night. Fast forward to today. Went looking at the escort ads for our burb and I click on an ad and her body pictures are in an ad, just cropped off the head. Even using her name but a different spelling. And two different ages on two different adsThe number is an escort agency. They say shes hosting at a hotel about two miles from her house. I email and text her about if she become an escort and she says someone used her pics. I think its a little odd. She certainly needs the money. Works part time. So how likely do you think she went for the $ to help make ends meet. Her story just seems a little out of whack but I also find it a little hard to believe that she went the hooker route. Or am I naive?[/QUOTE]I think you are being naive. Not to sound condescending but becoming a pro does not happen over night. There are women who can't do it. And while I won't as far as saying trading sex for $ is a skill, it takes a strong or broken mindset to be able to go through the next day. You should just count yourself lucky that you got her for free and got to know the real her. I don't know if you are turned on by this new fact or disgusted, but it is more about you and what you choose to believe than what she actually says.