News from Around the World
No, I'm kidding. This is only a report on the World.
So Friday afternoon I wanted to check out Relax in Cary. Next door is a hot dog place with outdoor seating. I'm timing my entrance so I don't run into anyone. Sure enough, 10 feet from the door a big guy sits down on the table right next to spa door. My own fault for showing up at lunch time.
I decided to make the trip to World. First, if you are used to coming in the back way, forget it. Sign out back tells you please come to the front door. I haven't gone in that way since the 90's. But the reason is obvious. Mammasan, dressed like a cross between a cleaning lady and a medical worker, complete with mask and face shield takes my temp and give me the once over. Brings me to a room and in walks Jenny, who knows about 20 words of English. Still we got on well. Obvious fake Ds but she wears them nicely. Table shower with a mask on is something I never want to do again. Back to the English lesson. "Who take care of you last time?" So I start rattling off the names of every girl I'm seen there in the last 5 years, but she knows none of them. She didn't even know the name of the one with the perfect English and the American attitude. But it didn't stop her from accepting me.
Massage was just OK. A few of her moves were like a Vulcan neck pinch and I had to stop her.
She flips me over and pantomimes hip thrusting. I would have gone for it, but I was really tired from an earlier workout and just wanted a Russian, which she said no to. Other girls at world have been fine with that. Maybe she didn't want to chance getting her mask sticky. Settled on a birthday suit handy, which was very fulfilling if expensive. All done, she's still pantomiming the hip thrusting. "You next time?" Of course she wants me back the next day and the day after that. I swear they must be fine with running guys out of money fast. I'm lucky if I can make it there, and pay for it, every two months.
On the way out I asked her to stand back and take her mask off, just so I could remember her without looking like a bank robber. She did and she is cute, in a K-Pop sort of way.