Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=CmuMac84;2981460]Looking to go to a massage parlor but never been to one before is there any advice you guys could give me before I go this weekend.

Thanks for any input I get.[/QUOTE]I check in here occasionally, mostly for updates on the islands. I drive by a few times per week, but the parking lot is too small and too conspicuous for me to stop. Thought I would look for updates after seeing all the construction recently and saw your posts. Thought I would try to give you a reply.

The first thing I can tell you is, keep your expectations low. It's your first time and you're going to be nervous. Chances are the girl will notice and that will make her nervous. She's used to us old, fat guys, who have had more happy endings than Disney. If you're fairly young, moderately fit and nervous, she'll assume you're a cop. If you try to hard to convince her you're not a cop, she'll be certain you are. Chances are you'll get just a massage. If that's the case, come back in a few days. You'll be more comfortable and now you're a repeat customer.

How to improve your chances.

These tips vary from place to place and masseuse to masseuse. Upon entry you'll be asked how long. I prefer 1 hour, many others stick to 30 minutes. Going longer than an hour hoping for more is a suckers bet. After payment, you'll be led to a room and (usually) left alone. Take off everything and lay face down on the table. There will be a towel to cover yourself. That's rookie test one. Just move it out of the way. She may or may not cover you with it. If so, you can deal with it later.

If a table shower is available, take it. You'll get some idea of how the massage will progress and it will help calm your nerves. If she gives your ass and crotch a thorough cleaning, you can raise your expectations.

When you return to the room, get back onto the table, face down. Don't put your hands at your sides. Instead, dangle them off the end of the table. In my experience, most AMP massages start with the masseuse standing at your head and leaning over to rub down your back. This puts her thighs between your hands and allows you to express yourself.

Don't get too aggressive. At first just let her thighs brush against your hands. After a few minutes, start lightly rubbing the outside of her thighs. As long as she doesn't stop you, or pull away, you can extend your contact. I'll lightly rub, just with the outside of my index fingers from thighs down to calves, being careful not to interfere with her movements. After a few moments, I'll use my palms, reaching around to the back of her thighs, eventually working up to her ass. Don't rush it, just keep exploring a little more each time.

Eventually she'll move to one side, which is a good time to move that hand to your side. The position gives a better angle to finally start rubbing the inner thigh. She might also, at this point reach between your legs and begin the tease. Let her know you enjoy it, lift your hips, squeeze her thigh.

Until the flip, your options are pretty limited. Unless she stops you, keep a hand on her whenever possible. If she stops you, wait a few and try again, backing down a little. If she stops you 3 times, forget about it until after the flip.

After the flip is where the nerves might hurt your chances again. If you're too nervous, instead of some rigid wood that can't be ignored, she'll see a shy turtle hiding in the grass. Some women will continue with the massage, working everywhere, before moving to the middle, others will immediately go for the finish. Some negotiate the tip and service first and ask for payment, others just proceed.

If she suggests you finish yourself, don't get upset, just do it. Don't be in a rush, use your free hand to extend your groping, if she let's you. Eventually she might join in and take over.

When it's all over, she'll wipe you down and probably bring you a bottle of water. Get dressed, tip the appropriate amount and head out with a smile.

Usually rates are. 6 for 60 minutes, . 4 for 30. Tips are. 4 for HE, . 6 - $. 2 for CBJ and $ - $. 6 for FS. Not certain on your exact local tips.

Don't get too eager with your hands, especially on a first visit. Each one has her limits. Just find the limit and stay within it. You want to relax her and get her used to a more intimate connection. Sometimes a chance to lighten the mood comes along, take it. One time another customer, being taken to another room by a different masseuse, opened the door and started to walk in. I was covered (the masseuse was new and uptight). Instead of getting upset I started making jokes about him wanting to massage me. Once she started laughing, things loosened up and the ending was much better than I expected.

Remember, the masseuse spends all day, every day, dealing with us old, fat guys, some who need hygiene lessons. If you can make her smile she'll remember you and chances are repeat visits will be better.

I tried my luck in Jackson today due to lansing being so boring. I went to the Avenue since the reviews seemed better than others. Stayed from 430 pm till 830 pm. No more than 4 girls in the building and 2 people at the bar the entire time. I was approached once by a cute blond and we agreed on 1 dance to start, the dance went ok, and afterward I asked if there were any specials or VIP deals and she said no. Down here is all there is and its 20 per dance. That was a big let down. So I wait 3 more hours and drink 3 beers waiting for anything at all to come aknowledge me. Nothing comes so I leave. I then go to lucky spa and ask for Hannah due to the good reviews and get told she's not working today. Some little older asian person comes in and takes the money for an hour massage. The entire time was spent on a massage. No teasing, no playing, no talking, nothing. 60 min went by and no talk of a tip or anything. Worst time I've experienced in this hobby.

Does anyone know if this is the same Mikki who started out in Jackson about 20 years ago? She was a young hot masseuse who did it all.

[QUOTE=JWayne497;2992344]I tried my luck in Jackson today due to lansing being so boring. I went to the Avenue since the reviews seemed better than others. Stayed from 430 pm till 830 pm. No more than 4 girls in the building and 2 people at the bar the entire time. I was approached once by a cute blond and we agreed on 1 dance to start, the dance went ok, and afterward I asked if there were any specials or VIP deals and she said no. Down here is all there is and its 20 per dance. That was a big let down. So I wait 3 more hours and drink 3 beers waiting for anything at all to come aknowledge me. Nothing comes so I leave. I then go to lucky spa and ask for Hannah due to the good reviews and get told she's not working today. Some little older asian person comes in and takes the money for an hour massage. The entire time was spent on a massage. No teasing, no playing, no talking, nothing. 60 min went by and no talk of a tip or anything. Worst time I've experienced in this hobby.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the review. Sounds like a wasted afternoon. The Avenues is really hit or miss. Next time, you might also swing by Cracker Jaxx (about a 2 minute drive from the Avenues). Sometimes Cracker Jaxx has decent talent.

An alternative recommendation: If you have 4 hours to kill and you're starting in Lansing, why not drive to some of the west Detroit clubs, such as the ones in Inkster.

By the way, you might consider posting this under the Jackson thread as the content is more relevant to Jackson than to Lansing.

These pictures look familiar.

I seem to recall this is an SP in the area. Is my memory correct?

Does anyone have any memory refreshers?

It's hard to do this sort of thing by RTFF, since names and numbers change, and I'm using the "way back" machine.

[URL]http://lansing.backpage.com/BodyRubs/ot-cant-pass-up/25114799[/URL]

[QUOTE=SnowMan;2997958]These pictures look familiar.

I seem to recall this is an SP in the area. Is my memory correct?

Does anyone have any memory refreshers?

It's hard to do this sort of thing by RTFF, since names and numbers change, and I'm using the "way back" machine.

[URL]http://lansing.backpage.com/BodyRubs/ot-cant-pass-up/25114799[/URL][/QUOTE]Her name is Shyla. There are reports on her that you can find with the name. Mostly complain that she is very mechanical. If you check her out, please report back. I love the look of her body in the pics.

[QUOTE=SnowMan;2997958]These pictures look familiar.

I seem to recall this is an SP in the area. Is my memory correct?

Does anyone have any memory refreshers?

It's hard to do this sort of thing by RTFF, since names and numbers change, and I'm using the "way back" machine.

[URL]http://lansing.backpage.com/BodyRubs/ot-cant-pass-up/25114799[/URL][/QUOTE]That is shay usually advertises in body rub section of lansing, she's been reviewed a lot in the past and definitely not worth anyone's time.

[QUOTE=Electronman;2997732]Thanks for the review. Sounds like a wasted afternoon. The Avenues is really hit or miss. Next time, you might also swing by Cracker Jaxx (about a 2 minute drive from the Avenues). Sometimes Cracker Jaxx has decent talent.

An alternative recommendation: If you have 4 hours to kill and you're starting in Lansing, why not drive to some of the west Detroit clubs, such as the ones in Inkster.

By the way, you might consider posting this under the Jackson thread as the content is more relevant to Jackson than to Lansing.[/QUOTE]I attempted to find cracker jaxx, but didn't have any luck. I will map quest next time I guess. I also posted this in Jackson, but figured some lansing folks might appreciate knowing that Jackson is about as hit or miss as lansing.

Have driven by the highway sign many times but never partaken until now. Normal 1/2 fee for a nice massage from a somewhat older (she said she was 46) masseuse. Maybe older, looked good, petite wearing nice tight form fitting dress that showed a lot of leg. Very personable. Like most of my AMP visits over the years, this one did not disappoint and she was happy with a very reasonable tip as well. PM for details.

[QUOTE=RicoForty;2997129]Does anyone know if this is the same Mikki who started out in Jackson about 20 years ago? She was a young hot masseuse who did it all.[/QUOTE]Not sure, I first saw her in Alma 10-12 years ago, I think she was in warren Ohio after that.

[QUOTE=Aa269;3002171]Not sure, I first saw her in Alma 10-12 years ago, I think she was in warren Ohio after that.[/QUOTE]First met her at Hawaii Spa in Toledo about 1981,then in AnnArbor Relaxation Station 1997-8. Worked in Warren Oh earlier in this decade. So she's been around at least 35 years. Looked young in the early 1980's and in middle age in the late 1990's. I do not know how old she is. If she was 22-27 about 35 years a go we all can do the math. Makeup makes her seem younger.

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;2990730]I check in here occasionally, mostly for updates on the islands. I drive by a few times per week, but the parking lot is too small and too conspicuous for me to stop. Thought I would look for updates after seeing all the construction recently and saw your posts. Thought I would try to give you a reply.

The first thing I can tell you is, keep your expectations low. It's your first time and you're going to be nervous. Chances are the girl will notice and that will make her nervous. She's used to us old, fat guys, who have had more happy endings than Disney. If you're fairly young, moderately fit and nervous, she'll assume you're a cop. If you try to hard to convince her you're not a cop, she'll be certain you are. Chances are you'll get just a massage. If that's the case, come back in a few days. You'll be more comfortable and now you're a repeat customer.

How to improve your chances.

These tips vary from place to place and masseuse to masseuse. Upon entry you'll be asked how long. I prefer 1 hour, many others stick to 30 minutes. Going longer than an hour hoping for more is a suckers bet. After payment, you'll be led to a room and (usually) left alone. Take off everything and lay face down on the table. There will be a towel to cover yourself. That's rookie test one. Just move it out of the way. She may or may not cover you with it. If so, you can deal with it later.

If a table shower is available, take it. You'll get some idea of how the massage will progress and it will help calm your nerves. If she gives your ass and crotch a thorough cleaning, you can raise your expectations.

When you return to the room, get back onto the table, face down. Don't put your hands at your sides. Instead, dangle them off the end of the table. In my experience, most AMP massages start with the masseuse standing at your head and leaning over to rub down your back. This puts her thighs between your hands and allows you to express yourself.

Don't get too aggressive. At first just let her thighs brush against your hands. After a few minutes, start lightly rubbing the outside of her thighs. As long as she doesn't stop you, or pull away, you can extend your contact. I'll lightly rub, just with the outside of my index fingers from thighs down to calves, being careful not to interfere with her movements. After a few moments, I'll use my palms, reaching around to the back of her thighs, eventually working up to her ass. Don't rush it, just keep exploring a little more each time.

Eventually she'll move to one side, which is a good time to move that hand to your side. The position gives a better angle to finally start rubbing the inner thigh. She might also, at this point reach between your legs and begin the tease. Let her know you enjoy it, lift your hips, squeeze her thigh.

Until the flip, your options are pretty limited. Unless she stops you, keep a hand on her whenever possible. If she stops you, wait a few and try again, backing down a little. If she stops you 3 times, forget about it until after the flip.

After the flip is where the nerves might hurt your chances again. If you're too nervous, instead of some rigid wood that can't be ignored, she'll see a shy turtle hiding in the grass. Some women will continue with the massage, working everywhere, before moving to the middle, others will immediately go for the finish. Some negotiate the tip and service first and ask for payment, others just proceed.

If she suggests you finish yourself, don't get upset, just do it. Don't be in a rush, use your free hand to extend your groping, if she let's you. Eventually she might join in and take over.

When it's all over, she'll wipe you down and probably bring you a bottle of water. Get dressed, tip the appropriate amount and head out with a smile.

Usually rates are. 6 for 60 minutes, . 4 for 30. Tips are. 4 for HE, . 6 - $. 2 for CBJ and $ - $. 6 for FS. Not certain on your exact local tips.

Don't get too eager with your hands, especially on a first visit. Each one has her limits. Just find the limit and stay within it. You want to relax her and get her used to a more intimate connection. Sometimes a chance to lighten the mood comes along, take it. One time another customer, being taken to another room by a different masseuse, opened the door and started to walk in. I was covered (the masseuse was new and uptight). Instead of getting upset I started making jokes about him wanting to massage me. Once she started laughing, things loosened up and the ending was much better than I expected.

Remember, the masseuse spends all day, every day, dealing with us old, fat guys, some who need hygiene lessons. If you can make her smile she'll remember you and chances are repeat visits will be better.[/QUOTE]That is some great advice. I wanted to add a bit of a tip to that. In Detroit AMPs. If you want MSOG, after your table shower start the massage facing up. They know that you want business first. Then during the massage you can retool and start with the rubbing of the provider during massage for round 2. Has always worked for me. Not exactly sure how your area works, but its worth a try. I come here to read about mikki from the islands. I got property that takes me by lansing on the way. Will someone PM specific details about mikki and best time to see her? What I am mostly interested in is a trip to greece. How much would that set me back? I have read she is a PSE so hopefully greek is not too much. Thanks for any info. Also, anyone who needs info on detroit AMPs I can provide info for a few and also SWs. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Pickle252;3005328]That is some great advice. I wanted to add a bit of a tip to that. In Detroit AMPs. If you want MSOG, after your table shower start the massage facing up. They know that you want business first. Then during the massage you can retool and start with the rubbing of the provider during massage for round 2. Has always worked for me. Not exactly sure how your area works, but its worth a try. I come here to read about mikki from the islands. I got property that takes me by lansing on the way. Will someone PM specific details about mikki and best time to see her? What I am mostly interested in is a trip to greece. How much would that set me back? I have read she is a PSE so hopefully greek is not too much. Thanks for any info. Also, anyone who needs info on detroit AMPs I can provide info for a few and also SWs. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Mikki has always willing to please you so yes.

Well after all the reports, went to the island over in Charlotte. Entry fee 40 cents for hhr. Greated by Jenny and she was Ok, but asked for the well reviewed Mikki. In comes Mikki. Face is of age late 40's to 50's, but a rock hard body that 30 year olds would be jealous! After brief sponge off and some massage we het right to the flip.

BLS, CBBJ, CG, RCG and flipped for doggy but she stops. She is so into it, I put her in a Porn Star position. She is Fn back like a rock star and I finally nut on her tummy. She says you miss my titties. You need to come back and stay longer!

Tipped a $, although she asked for more. Held firm to the price and said I would repeat. Don't want to upset the market for my fellow mongers.

Stop in was late afternoon, no cars, dumpy place on the outside. Inside was adequate and Mikki was worth the entry fee.

Is it just Jenny and Mikki at Hawaii or is Ruby still there?