Strip Club Reports

Hoping Celeste, Jessie, or Mica have made a return to the stages. Anyone comparable in the new crop of dancers at Pandora's or Kittens?

[QUOTE=Facials;5216051]I just pumped he full of cum. Have fun boys.[/QUOTE]What was the damage?

What is the easiest way to identify Monse? I know she is a legend, but I have never had the pleasure.

[QUOTE=Michael1967;5215905]Was in a pissy mood yesterday, so I went to Kittens. I think going in there when I'm in a bad mood is the best way to do it, otherwise I'm too nice to the aggressive women that grab on to me (or sit on my lap) that I have zero interest in. So, about 20 minutes into my visit, absolutely no one was approaching me any more (the way I like it).

So, after an hour, a woman from Spokane with a bad leg politely asked me if she could pull up a chair and talk to me. I was surprised, I completely ignored all of the aggressive women that were after me and she was absolutely the first one that acted like I was more than just an ATM with a dick. After about 15 minutes of talking, she asked if I wanted a dance. I wasn't that interested, but she was nice enough and she wasted a bunch of time talking to me, so I did it. The dances were mediocre and I felt be about grabbing her bad leg and she had absolutely no idea how to be sexy (or do a lap dance).

When we were done I went back sat down and encountered Stacy. Stacy is skinny enough to be anorexic but she had big boobs (for her size). I couldn't tell if they were fake. I like thin with big boobs, but she caught me with her approach. She walked over to me and said, "If you do a dance with me, I'll let you finger me. " We talked price and she obviously wasn't too experienced (though she said she worked there for a year) and she wavered between $30 and $40 per dance and when I hesitated when she said $40, she said, "I'll take $30, just come dance with me. " So, went to the back room and she started the dance. She pulled off her bottoms off and said, "don't finger me too roughly. " She seemed like a kid that needed money and was in it way over her head. At that point, I realized that I'm too nice for Kittens. I told her to put her bottoms back on and that I wasn't going to finger her. We ended up doing five dances and she spent a lot of time trying to get me to finish, but she honestly was too young to really understand how men work. I asked her if she met guys outside the club and she said no one ever offered. I asked if she wanted to leave with me and she asked me how much I would give her if she did. I asked her how much she wanted and she immediately said, "$1,000". Within one second of $1,000 coming out her mouth she said, "I'm sorry, you're not going to pay $1,000 for me. " Again, I started to feel bad. She's definitely has self-esteem problems and issues about her body (which I thought was gorgeous). I got her number though. Oh, and in the end, I only fingered her a little.[/QUOTE]That's great and funny. Only fingered her a little. That def sounds like a stripper with self esteem issues. Let us know how it went.

P.S.: Don't feel bad. You're paying for her tuition, kids diapers, food or whatever!

Does anyone know if Daniela (might go by Danielle, but I'm pretty sure her stage name is Daniela) is open to extras? She mostly dances at Pandora's, but has been at Kittens more recently since Pandora's is closed. She's a short, thicccc, sexy Latina.

I forgot how sketchy Dancing Bare was. I seriously felt like some rival mob types would rush in and shoot the place up. LOL all joking aside I got a couple of good dances from Luna with plunty of roaming hands and FIV.

[QUOTE=Raven1855;5215851]HJ / BJ / FS, bare if she likes you.[/QUOTE]That's enough to make it interesting.

[QUOTE=RainySeattleGu;5216661]Does anyone know if Daniela (might go by Danielle, but I'm pretty sure her stage name is Daniela) is open to extras? She mostly dances at Pandora's, but has been at Kittens more recently since Pandora's is closed. She's a short, thicccc, sexy Latina.[/QUOTE]Yes she is.

[QUOTE=Michael1967;5215905]Was in a pissy mood yesterday, so I went to Kittens. I think going in there when I'm in a bad mood is the best way to do it, otherwise I'm too nice to the aggressive women that grab on to me (or sit on my lap) that I have zero interest in. So, about 20 minutes into my visit, absolutely no one was approaching me any more (the way I like it).[/QUOTE]That makes sense. Going there in a bad mood is probably the best way to do it. Matches the vibe in there.

[QUOTE=PussyHound;5216699]I forgot how sketchy Dancing Bare was. I seriously felt like some rival mob types would rush in and shoot the place up. LOL all joking aside I got a couple of good dances from Luna with plunty of roaming hands and FIV.[/QUOTE]That place is a dump. Terrible looking dancers, usually empty, certainly a sketchy place. If it's the same Luna that was at Centerfolds then she'll fit in well.

Anyone have a clue what's going on with Pandora's? Are they open, closed? Kinda strange they opened for what. One day? And now they're closed? I read below what was said, but anyone know when they'll open again? Don't want to make the trip all the way to Kittens. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Jonderin;5217881]That place is a dump. Terrible looking dancers, usually empty, certainly a sketchy place. If it's the same Luna that was at Centerfolds then she'll fit in well.[/QUOTE]She was super ditzy. There used to be an AA dancer there, pre COVID, that was hot. I can't remember her name though.

Any intel on this buxom blonde Scandinavian beauty? Her Instagram suggests opportunities for offsite fun from Kittens?

[QUOTE=Jonderin;5217881]That place is a dump. Terrible looking dancers, usually empty, certainly a sketchy place. If it's the same Luna that was at Centerfolds then she'll fit in well.[/QUOTE]Dancers? I've never seen more than ONE in there and its usually Luna. Calling this place a dump is an insult to JP Patches.

[QUOTE=SkyJock;5217979]Anyone have a clue what's going on with Pandora's? Are they open, closed? Kinda strange they opened for what. One day? And now they're closed? I read below what was said, but anyone know when they'll open again? Don't want to make the trip all the way to Kittens. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I called the day after they opened up again and the dude on the phone said they were shutting it down indefinitely again because they couldn't viably do business with the new restrictions that were being placed on them. Whatever that means.

[QUOTE=BKAllday;5218954]Any intel on this buxom blonde Scandinavian beauty? Her Instagram suggests opportunities for offsite fun from Kittens?[/QUOTE]I TOFTT and reached out to her on Instagram. We did indeed meet up and while she is very sweet and very much the type of physique I enjoy, be aware that her VIP was 5 bills with no MSOG and no uncovered activities whatsoever.