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[b]WWTMD?[/b] OK here goes...
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Yes sir, Oh Expert loopmiester, you are vindicated and I grovel at your feet for mercy. That said, please review my post and tell me exactly where I said you proped her twice? Who needs to read carefully? My reading was you headed ahead of her and parked and smiled at her twice and essentially stalked this girl even after you got told "NO." Hell, I would sure be paranoid of you, and just imagine what a civilian girl would feel like! Damn! I that why you are Loop Vet, ya gotta keep circling around?
Now what I should have said and didn't because I was trying to be polite:
I believe we should all [b]leave it the fuck alone[/b] when she says "NO" once. Tommorrow is another day and she needed her friend to vouch for your ass. There is no way in hell she is gonna change her call without that input.
You may be an damn expert, but the picture you painted was of a google-eyed monger trying to get his ass busted by LE and/or pissing off a civilian female. You may be the expert here but your conduct, [b]as you described it in your post[/b], was stupid!
Now I realize I am only a mere "clown" and a "softie" in your eyes, so I hope informing me of my pussified state, because our opinions differ, makes you feel more viral somehow. Look, my monger senses often work overtime and I have guessed wrong in the past, guess I really am a rank amateur. I'm just glad you never make a mistake, and I hope you can keep the streak going.
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Hey Loopy, I've been there, I've done that shit too, so I am not being judgemental. I really didn't mean to get your panties in a bunch cause I like you and your contributions here. Hope you can get over it so we can share a beer sometime.
Peace Brother.
LoveLOS
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All right men. You know you are all my friends and brother mongers, and I want you all to put a stop to this nonsense before it gets out of control. I don't want to hear any of this "...but he said," bullshit either. I want you to just chalk it up to miscommunication, being tired when posting, or whatever you wish. AND, we're all entitled to our opinions and modus operandi. Flaming only roasts the forum. Now go out and fuck some hoes and report back on your adventures.
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Without accusation or bluster, I wish to weigh in on this matter.
For those of us with an experienced eye, we know 'em when we see 'em. It's like Spiderman's [i]Spidey Sense[/i]. I can smell hoes even if I don't see 'em, just driving down the street. If I see 'em, I know if they are or aren't. Even if they're in civilian mode in the 'burbs driving a Toyota, I know if they've sold bbbj's before. Call it my [i]Robux Sense[/i].
I've made double and triple passes for the same lady, and sometimes asked her each time, only to get her into my MongerMobile™ on the last attempt. I've never hit on a civilian and doubt I ever will. I've always found it to be the lady's fear I was LE, or their fear of the presence of LE/ULE.
Robux
Sniffin' out hoes from the 'urbs to the 'burbs, since 1994.
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Gangs,
I just got back from DC. It was a great trip. I have been very lucky lately. I picked up this girl named Arika on 16th Street and L around 3:45am last Saturday (July 18th) early Sunday morning. After she got in my car, I asked if she offer FS and if she has a place to go. She told me that she is very tired and don't want to do FS. She needed to get a cab and go back to Georgetown. I told her that if she went back to the hotel with me for an hour I will take her back to Georgetown after that. Guess what, she asked for $100 for FS. I agreed.
I took her back to my Hotel room, and she asked if she can go to the bathroom. She stayed in there for good 30 minutes. That's really fucked up. She do whatever in there and also took a shower. She came out clean and naked. She asked if she can rest for a minute. I was so fucking horny and she want to rest? Whatever I didn't give her any money or anything like that. Anyway, I agreed for her to rest. While she lying on the bed, I watched TV. After 15 minutes or so, she turned over and grabbed my dick, undress me, and sucked my dick for good 5 minutes guys. I am talking about good sucking dick here. After that I fucked her like I never fucked anyone before.
We negotiated for another $80. She ended up staying there until 8:30am. For $180, I fucked her twice and the third time just a BBBJCIM. Damn, what a night. We checked out around 9:00am or so. I was fucking tired. I couldn't sleep because I was afraid that she will disappear with my stuff. However, it worthed my time. Here is what I got extra...
Enjoy and be safe out there,
Fun Sex
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Exactly Robux. It's a sixth sense. Also, what I didn't describe in my initial post is that my double backs were not U-turns or stupid shit like that. You make a right, drive a couple back streets, end up past the girl and park, and nobody is the wiser. I make a conscious effort not to be too visible.
LL, hey man, I like you too, but here is a quote from your post where you imply I propositioned her twice...
"Dave has a good point, it she turns you down once, let her go."
She did only turn me down once. Do I need to read that more carefully? Also, I said that after I propped her I had to see what she was up to so, again, I took side streets beyond her, parked in a CVS parking lot and watched, but never propped again. Besides my Spidey Sense I also know how to be inconspicuous.
LL, beer anytime bro. I just thought you'd of judged me better than that by now. I do see you were a little bothered by the "I'm an expert" tone in my rant. Look, it's really not something to brag about, but at mongering, I am pretty much a pro.
So, that being said, if any of you fucking homo's challange me. I'll kill you. ;-) (I am joking of course, borrowing a Stripes line. So lighten up Francis)
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VERY BAD NEWS
It is with great sadness that I must inform you all of the passing of the great Trashman. I only found out today, and so was unable to attend his memorial, as it was previously held.
Trashman represented a great many things to our community, and I would daresay that to each of us he represented something special, and something different to each of us.
At 611 posts, he left a great legacy to all who view this board.
I am sure there will be calls for a "day of silence" or other tribute to Trash, but I think what he would want most of all is for us to go out and get laid.
In the last year, I got to know Trash quite well. We partied together on the Block, and I even attended straight social functions with him outside the world of mongering. He was articulate and funny, and he had quite the forceful personality. He also had quite a way with the ladies. Any number of Blockettes used to blow off work to be with him, I think because being with him was special to them. Their eyes would light up, and they would literally jump into his arms when they spotted him in the bar. He was really one of a kind.
He will be missed.
Dr. Monger
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Yes, before you all ask, there will be a Memorial Block Tour. Details will be forthcoming.
Dr. Monger
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Anyone try H&H spa recently? Used to be OK with occasional Eastern Europe and Latin girls.
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Doc,
Do you have any intel on where he's buried? Some of my favorite poping grounds are cemetaries, where I can act like a mourner and hide with my date among the tombstones.
I think Trash would appreicate the macabre humor of me porking a lady of negotiable virtue on his grave. :)
Okay, so I'm twisted! That's what makes me so lovable.
Moohahahahahaha!
Robux
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Dr. M,
I'm sorry to hear about Trashman. My deepest condolense goes out to his family and friends. Greatly appreciate it if you can share what happened, but I would understand if he wants to keep it private.
ML2
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Robux
Thanks for the fyi. It was self explanatory however very unhelpful. If the purpose of the DC forum is for what you say then its very different from the other forums on this board. Take Miami or Costa Rica for example.
Oh well I will be in DC tomorrow for a week and will make due on my own. Although I have not found any info I'm looking for thanks for those who responded to PMs. Seems AMPs are the only services available in DC lol.
Hopefully NYC will pan out better.
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Hit L and K street yesterday around3 AM and picked up a sweet georgia peach name Brooke. About 5'9, 115lbs, long legs, sexy, a solid 9 I dare say 10 and I mean on a real scale not the skank-o-meter. Found a quiet place. Great cbj with no rush for $45 pesos. Seemed like a really sweet person, great attitude.
Romeo
happy hunting
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Robux,
That isn't twisted, that is (IMHO) an honorable way of showing you remember him. I'm sure he'd have done the same if the roles were reversed.
Now if your date feels some one climbing on while your going at it. It's probably his ghost grabbing one more piece.
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Jack B. Nimble,
Dropped by H&H about a week ago, but did not stay. I was particularly interested in seeing Rachel, as I have seen her off and on for the last several years, but Lila said she was out of town. Although she is a bit older than most providers, she gives good service, at least a BBBJ when she does not have a cover, and she is always up for a round of DATY. With Rachel 69 is very fine. In fact I may call today and see if she has returned.
One of the girls was in the waiting room. Kinda of heavy, but nice face. Heard others in the back. May want to go by and check out the line-up.
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gonefishn,
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"Robux
Thanks for the fyi. It was self explanatory however very unhelpful. If the purpose of the DC forum is for what you say then its very different from the other forums on this board. Take Miami or Costa Rica for example. "
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You are doing a disservice to senior members here and to yourself
by your comments. If you have a specific question about DC then ask it AFTER you have spent 10 minutes or so reading the chocked full of information DC forum. There isn't a question that you have asked so far that isn't answered in detail that is already in the forum, just read it. Don't be a dick head.
I personally don't frequent the DC scene but have enjoyed its offerings on occasion with much success thanks to the seniors here.
All is well in PA land.
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Hey Borux, you off your meds again. Seems like you're living on the edge again or still, not sure which. Bang'n some poor fetus' head and then providing entertainment for Don T.
LMAO
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