Happiness

[QUOTE=DatDude808;2784430]I'm planning my first visit to Happiness on my pay day next week. Who would be a better option: Lexi or Jasmine. Haven't seen any reports on Lexi, but her pic in the ad caught my attention. I know Jasmine is well reviewed and would probably be a good option also. Not really worried about PSE or GFE, just want to get money'so worth.[/QUOTE]Lexi hasn't been at Happiness for many months. There's also no Jasmine currently in the line up.

For those of you who are enamored with Happiness, revel in your own success at this place. Last Thurs I had a 10:30 am appt with Sahsa. I'm on time-outside 15 minutes before entering-ready to go. Sasha at 10:30, Bebe at 11:30. In the rm day Mamasan says Sasha not in. So I wait 15 minutes for Bebe. Service was moderate. I asked about some things she would or not do. She asked me if I read her reviews. Tells me I should make an appt with Sasha or Connie. This is not going good at all. At 11:35 I'm finishing my second shower. Does anybody think my time was short? The mean daytime Mamsan hustles me out the front door, which is unusal, because another monger might be approaching the door. Yes I know there are cameras at the front door. Here is where the mamsan gets nasty.

We are at the door, I asked if any other girls were available-mamasan says, "all girls busy". So I want to make an appt for later. Mamasan opens door and pushes me out the door, so I can't make an appt while I'm in the place. I felt this was lousy treatment. Maybe she was busy with other matters. I will say that Happiness is not close to Empire in service or satisfaction. I do not know of Happy inquiring about the satisfaction of customers-I've never been asked. Ivy always asked her clients if they enjoyed themselves. Plus Ivy is not going to push me out the door if all the girls are busy. Ivy would have me wait or come back. Not raining on the Happiness parade, cause if fellow mongers are enjoying themselves, keep the place busy. In my opinion Happy is just running an average AMP. For those of you wishing to take shots at me for saying anything less than stellar about Happiness; I first patronized AMPs when Lyndon Johnson was President. Been hitting AMPs ever since.

[QUOTE=DatDude808;2784430]I'm planning my first visit to Happiness on my pay day next week. Who would be a better option: Lexi or Jasmine. Haven't seen any reports on Lexi, but her pic in the ad caught my attention. I know Jasmine is well reviewed and would probably be a good option also. Not really worried about PSE or GFE, just want to get money'so worth.[/QUOTE]Read the reviews of the girls, do not base your choice on pictures. Keep an open mind and lower your expectations. Save your excitement for when you are in the room. Be nice to whomever you choose. Respect of the girl will go a long ways toward you getting your money's worth.

[QUOTE=SirRegal;2784460]Lexi hasn't been at Happiness for many months. There's also no Jasmine currently in the line up.[/QUOTE]I just seen an ad on BP with both listed.

[URL]http://honolulu.backpage.com/BodyRubs/master-in-hmmm-beautiful-and-young-unforgettable/5761573[/URL]

I might have the wrong place.

[QUOTE=ByTheBook;2784465]For those of you who are enamored with Happiness, revel in your own success at this place. Last Thurs I had a 10:30 am appt with Sahsa. I'm on time-outside 15 minutes before entering-ready to go. Sasha at 10:30, Bebe at 11:30. In the rm day Mamasan says Sasha not in. So I wait 15 minutes for Bebe. Service was moderate. I asked about some things she would or not do. She asked me if I read her reviews. Tells me I should make an appt with Sasha or Connie. This is not going good at all. At 11:35 I'm finishing my second shower. Does anybody think my time was short? The mean daytime Mamsan hustles me out the front door, which is unusal, because another monger might be approaching the door. Yes I know there are cameras at the front door. Here is where the mamsan gets nasty.

We are at the door, I asked if any other girls were available-mamasan says, "all girls busy". So I want to make an appt for later. Mamasan opens door and pushes me out the door, so I can't make an appt while I'm in the place. I felt this was lousy treatment. Maybe she was busy with other matters. I will say that Happiness is not close to Empire in service or satisfaction. I do not know of Happy inquiring about the satisfaction of customers-I've never been asked. Ivy always asked her clients if they enjoyed themselves. Plus Ivy is not going to push me out the door if all the girls are busy. Ivy would have me wait or come back. Not raining on the Happiness parade, cause if fellow mongers are enjoying themselves, keep the place busy. In my opinion Happy is just running an average AMP. For those of you wishing to take shots at me for saying anything less than stellar about Happiness; I first patronized AMPs when Lyndon Johnson was President. Been hitting AMPs ever since.[/QUOTE]Wow I've heard about YMMV with the girl but now there's YMMV with the Mamasan. That sucks.

[QUOTE=Raiden;2783533]Sorry but short report because working. Took a chance and tried Cindi since my ATF on vacay and Koko too on vacay. First off, pics are definitely not her. Cindi is MILF and a little heavy. Mid 40's my guess. Looks wise she's maybe 7,not bad. Friendly personality from South Carolina. Body wise 6. 5 little soft but then I love Sasha's body so it's skewed a bit. Overall everything so so. Not bad but not good compared to the other girls. TS okay with Nuru b2 b and bbj. Back to the room some lfk and dfk but seem like she don't know how to dfk very well. Cg, mish, doggy take break with 69,then bbj, back to acg, cg mish then doggy. Little fiv and daty, dato along the way. She did let me bb but wanted me cim. When I popped she did take it all and kept sucking until I was finished. I give her 10 for that.

Here's where everything went down  to a 5 score. After we finished she went to clean up and came back with hot towel. When she was gone, I checked the time 40 minutes gone by so I figured maybe msog or massage. She returned and wiped me down, then went to get my clothes. WTF! Killed my mood right then. Pretty pissed as I know she knew full well what time it was. Got dressed and left. Even mama Kim who met me seemed little  surprised so early because usually she knocking on the door when I'm with Sasha.

So, as always YMMV maybe you'll get way better service but this was my sesh today. Win some lose some. In my book Cindi was definitely a loser because she shorted me big time. If this never happened maybe I'd give a 7 for overall but with the kick out I give a 5.[/QUOTE]I went to Happiness because of the reviews and pics of Cindi and Rebecca. Boy was I disappointed. Fake pics they are older my guess is late 40's pushing 50. Looks wise they're not my type, only average at best. Maybe I missed out but didn't stay to find out. What a waste of time and money. Called Rejuve and all their girls were booked for the next couple hours. Now that is a place where the girls are actually booked solid. Happy shills say that Happy's girls are always booked but they are always available when I call or walk in.

[QUOTE=Hornysamowen;2783700]It seems like some one went and did it, the showers at Happiness smells like piss and shit, its now a toilet bowl, haha.[/QUOTE]Whoa! Maybe it's good that I never made it to the showers there. LOL.

[QUOTE=KimCheeHu;2784556]I went to Happiness because of the reviews and pics of Cindi and Rebecca. Boy was I disappointed. Fake pics they are older my guess is late 40's pushing 50. Looks wise they're not my type, only average at best. Maybe I missed out but didn't stay to find out. What a waste of time and money. Called Rejuve and all their girls were booked for the next couple hours. Now that is a place where the girls are actually booked solid. Happy shills say that Happy's girls are always booked but they are always available when I call or walk in.[/QUOTE]Aside from Sasha and Connie, all the other girls pix look so similar they could all be interchangeable. Even Yasi's new pictures wouldn't really give you an idea of how she looks like.

[QUOTE=SirRegal;2784579]Aside from Sasha and Connie, all the other girls pix look so similar they could all be interchangeable. Even Yasi's new pictures wouldn't really give you an idea of how she looks like.[/QUOTE]Yea I was wondering why use a fake pic for Yasi when she has taken real pics before. No make sense that kine. We already know you have to take the over the top shill reviews at Happiness with a grain of salt, but now you can't trust the pics either. Damn. Going downhill fast.

[QUOTE=Rdpuerco;2783143]Sasha is definitely hot, and all but the most jaded hobbyists would probably agree. There are very few 10's IMHO. Maybe Charlotte McKinney, Holly Peers and Emily Ratajkowski; Kara Del Toro and Devin Brugman are maybe somewhere on the 9/10 border. I personally wouldn't put Sasha in that category, though. In my book she's maybe an 8 compared to the women I mentioned.[/QUOTE]As a friend of mine said, a 10 is an 8 who will fuck you enthusiastically.

[QUOTE=LonelySmiles;2784360]Thanks for the honest report. Especially the details about the short time. I feel like if the customer is ready to leave and initiates getting dressed, that's one thing. But if a provider starts ushering you out the door before mama calls time or a knock, that is bad form. For a session to be GFE in my book, a girl should offer to cuddle, chat, or massage until time is called. That's one of the reasons I spend 90% of my AMP money at Happiness and Rejuve these days, because getting shorted almost never happens. Bummer you got shorted.[/QUOTE]Yep I feel the same way as you. Prior to this I always had an exceptional time there with Sasha and luckily for me, mama Kim likes me! LOL 😂. Happy too has personally greeted, thanked and invited me for lunch. Just bum luck that day but hope it doesn't happen to any other guys.

Well wanted to mix things up from my Yasi fix so went back to see Connie. I think that she looks nothing like her BP photos. And much better in real life. It was 2 hours well spent and MSOG by her choice. I like that. Anyways She is pretty perfect. One person reported smelling smoke on her and now that he said that I noticed but far from a deal breaker. She really knows how to DFK and I left with weak legs. She wore me out Anyways. She's a 9/10 for me. Maybe if she did Greek it would be 10/10 but not a big deal. .

[QUOTE=Rdpuerco;2784642]As a friend of mine said, a 10 is an 8 who will fuck you enthusiastically.[/QUOTE]Well, who do you feel is a 10 (or close to it) in the AMP world?

[QUOTE=ExitOnly;2784794]Well, who do you feel is a 10 (or close to it) in the AMP world?[/QUOTE]In all fairness, I can't say I've seen that many AMP girls. I would say Sasha, Dallas and Connie are in the top tier, but that's based on a limited sample size.

[QUOTE=DatDude808;2784506]I just seen an ad on BP with both listed.

[URL]http://honolulu.backpage.com/BodyRubs/master-in-hmmm-beautiful-and-young-unforgettable/5761573[/URL]

I might have the wrong place.[/QUOTE]That's got to be Ocean. Was in the area last night at it seemed pretty busy.