[QUOTE=Reptilian;3076533]Guys,
I have been following the posts for some time thanks for sharing your experiences. Time for me to give back. I had a horrible experience in your beautiful city a couple of weeks ago so I though to save you some $. This BP ad is a total scam I mean total.
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/yes-yes-yes-feel-good99-yes-i-take-yes-30-min-2ur-door-407-722-9098/11728517[/URL]
In case link is removed, it's about a 24/7 $99 o / c service that comes to you in 30 min supposedly run by a MILF-ish blonde in her 40's. Not only the ad is clearly suggestive of all the right things, but the provider even had the nerve to MMS me a pic of her (taken at least 20 years ago) although I never asked for one! Hotel room door opens, and major shock comes: unsightly smoker in her 50's (at least), with mobility issues coming straight from a horror movie. I felt sorry for her and was midnight anyway, so I decided not to turn her down since she drove like 30 min in the middle of the night and let her do her job. Minor shock follows: not even a hint during rub (towel-on) and when I complained (politely) about the obvious scam, I was given a bunch of lame excuses and a lecture on law and ethics. Massage OK, but definitely not worth the $125 night rate (she did not dare to ask for tip) and I was left there smelling baby oil and smoke, so here I TOFTT.
Moral #1: Never opt for non-reviewed providers (or places for that matter).
Moral #2: Never let little head make you ignore #1.[/QUOTE]You need to work on your spidey senses, just looking at her pic gives me the heeby jeebies.
