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[QUOTE=RexInEfex;2360472]Once again, I am looking for massage with some roaming and HE. Would prefer skme bare top and butt. I have seen this girl at my local meijer and thought WOW! Any intel guys?

[URL]https://grandrapids.craigslist.org/thp/4877831593.html[/URL][/QUOTE]I saw Stacey when she was at Oasis last year. I went in to see Stephanie but she was busy. Stacey was a good massage, decent HE. Topless only. She is smokin hot and lean like an athlete. Great to look at but she seems like she has been in the business too long. Everything was just too rigid for me.

Good Luck!

[QUOTE=Crod6969;2359883]Thought I would TOFTT this week with Temptress [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/i-have-some-hot-chocolate-for-you/18249303[/URL].

I must say that she looks better in person than her ads. She is not a BBW but has some great curves and has a pretty tight body. Everything covered, nothing exceptional as far as service. Could be a bit more enthusiastic and taking a phone call in the middle was a turn off. Not sure I will repeat but definitely not a stay away.[/QUOTE]I too visited. Actually thought she looked younger than 43. No kissing and all covered a turn off. Had some fun but won't return.

[QUOTE=OrdinaryJo;2361108]I saw Stacey when she was at Oasis last year. I went in to see Stephanie but she was busy. Stacey was a good massage, decent HE. Topless only. She is smokin hot and lean like an athlete. Great to look at but she seems like she has been in the business too long. Everything was just too rigid for me.

Good Luck![/QUOTE]Did she allow much roaming? Set tip rates? I hate when they bring up tips. I tip well at the end but don't like being told what to tip during the session!

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;2361126]Did she allow much roaming? Set tip rates? I hate when they bring up tips. I tip well at the end but don't like being told what to tip during the session![/QUOTE][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/100-satisfaction-guaranteed/17447272[/URL]

You guys should try Jennifer if you already haven't. She has a better body which she is quite proud of, is just as hot if not hotter, and actually loves her job. She never mentions tip or $ for that matter. It is the most comfortable experience I've ever had with a masseuse. I have repeated many times and had good conversation and a nice time with her. She will be my last masseuse. Treat her well!

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;2361126]Did she allow much roaming? Set tip rates? I hate when they bring up tips. I tip well at the end but don't like being told what to tip during the session![/QUOTE]You can fondle Stacey's ass all you want. Touch her nipples though and she hits the ceiling like a cat. Stacey has never mentioned tips.

Jennifer is much more sensual, but she has pink diamonds in her nips. I am not sure how much play you will get out of her. Jenn's body is amazing. I also love Jenn's in call. Has anyone tried to get a shower with her? I did not want to push too hard for too much too soon. I also appreciate how clean everything is at her place. Towels, etc. Nothing on the floor. I love the alcohol rub down at the end.

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;2361126]Did she allow much roaming? Set tip rates? I hate when they bring up tips. I tip well at the end but don't like being told what to tip during the session![/QUOTE]She mentioned the tip when I saw her, but it was kind of awkward. She didn't seem like she was having a good day so my experience may have been a result of that. She allowed a little roaming but it was very mechanical. It seemed obligatory as opposed to the real tease that makes it fun.

Stephanie at Oasis was quite good, though it was damn near impossible to understand what she was saying because her English is heavily accented. When I saw her she went topless and then said "next time we do more". Don't know if that was accurate because I haven't been back to see her.

[QUOTE=ExcitedMd;2360408]Only cost me $.[/QUOTE]On-site or take-out?

So I've been amused by this for years and never gotten as close to it until now. So as a rookie to the senior members, what steps do ya usually take when you guys TOFTT? I asked her to send a photo showing herself and not the fake pictures, she sent some that was different but was believable. I google image that picture and got no results. Could mean its personal pictures but who knows. What are your usual steps to avoid the LEO? Thanks.

-future contributing member.

[QUOTE=ChewDog57;2361267]On-site or take-out?[/QUOTE]Used to see "Amanda" before she got turned out.

I don't know what happens to these girls who think suddenly their pussy is heaven sent.

She was shady before being turned out, can only imagine how she may be now.

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How can I consider this anything but a scam when a girl purposely posts in the escort section and then says a rub is all that you'll get once the clothes are on the ground, the donation's been handed over and you feel like there's no getting up because you can tell there's other people in the house who might prevent you from getting out of the house safely if you try to get up and retrieve your money. Here's the hilarious part. This girl, this carrier of take tits [ATTACH=CONFIG]364981[/ATTACH] above an innerrtube of fat around her midsection thinks she's so amazing that it would be 1,000 roses for her to do what would actually be expected of a girl who is posting an ad in the escort section. I actually laughed in her face and then couldn't wipe the grin from mine for a good 10 minutes at how delusional this poor girl is. If you decide to waste any money on this girl, I have no hope for you.

You are not the first sailor to crash their boat on the rocky shores of Heather. Those pictures she puts out are nearly irresistible though. The photos have nearly drawn me in a time or two. Your review can be added to a very long list of dissatisfied gentleman callers. I have yet to hear of someone happy after seeing her.

[QUOTE=LonelyLove;2362344][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/no-need-to-settle-for-less-when-the-best-is-right-here/6087410[/URL]

How can I consider this anything but a scam when a girl purposely posts in the escort section and then says a rub is all that you'll get once the clothes are on the ground, the donation's been handed over and you feel like there's no getting up because you can tell there's other people in the house who might prevent you from getting out of the house safely if you try to get up and retrieve your money. Here's the hilarious part. This girl, this carrier of take tits [ATTACH=CONFIG]364981[/ATTACH] above an innerrtube of fat around her midsection thinks she's so amazing that it would be 1,000 roses for her to do what would actually be expected of a girl who is posting an ad in the escort section. I actually laughed in her face and then couldn't wipe the grin from mine for a good 10 minutes at how delusional this poor girl is. If you decide to waste any money on this girl, I have no hope for you.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Happyone99;2362371]You are not the first sailor to crash their boat on the rocky shores of Heather. Those pictures she puts out are nearly irresistible though. The photos have nearly drawn me in a time or two. Your review can be added to a very long list of dissatisfied gentleman callers. I have yet to hear of someone happy after seeing her.[/QUOTE]Thank you for putting a name to my bad experience. The thing that sucks is, I couldn't get anyone else to answer their phone and I was SO set on seeing someone that when she did answer, I unwittingly went through with it. I have to remind myself, that's when I keep setting myself up for disappointment.

[QUOTE=LonelyLove;2362387]Thank you for putting a name to my bad experience. The thing that sucks is, I couldn't get anyone else to answer their phone and I was SO set on seeing someone that when she did answer, I unwittingly went through with it. I have to remind myself, that's when I keep setting myself up for disappointment.[/QUOTE]Did you at least get some sort of HE?

[QUOTE=AlFishy33;2362406]Did you at least get some sort of HE?[/QUOTE]It was about as enjoyable as getting it caught in your pant zipper. Felt like someone trying to drive a stick shift with a jackhammer.

[QUOTE=LonelyLove;2362387]Thank you for putting a name to my bad experience. The thing that sucks is, I couldn't get anyone else to answer their phone and I was SO set on seeing someone that when she did answer, I unwittingly went through with it. I have to remind myself, that's when I keep setting myself up for disappointment.[/QUOTE]Sounds like you need to get 3 or 4 girls to know you well and will answer your call ahead of other calls. They do prioritize, and some are willing to change personal plans to meet with you, if they know you well enough.

My preferences Mercedes4 you, Sabrina, Tina the Redhead.

[QUOTE=Benz1;2362420]Sounds like you need to get 3 or 4 girls to know you well and will answer your call ahead of other calls. They do prioritize, and some are willing to change personal plans to meet with you, if they know you well enough.

My preferences Mercedes4 you, Sabrina, Tina the Redhead.[/QUOTE]I'm still trying to see Mercedes. She was one of the calls yesterday who didn't pick up. I've seen Tina. Sabrina? Might be the first I'm hearing of Sabrina. Have any info on her?

[QUOTE=LonelyLove;2362437]I'm still trying to see Mercedes. She was one of the calls yesterday who didn't pick up. I've seen Tina. Sabrina? Might be the first I'm hearing of Sabrina. Have any info on her?[/QUOTE]I just remembered who you mean. Sabrina: [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hey-guys-great-specialstonight-dont-miss-out-call-sabrina-now-also-have-duos/15692511[/URL] Yep, I've seen her too. I liked her and I liked her new friend, Zyrah too. [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-to-town-and-ready-to-have-fun-call-zyrah-now/18195062[/URL] I literally deflowered Zyrah's ass. It was her first time for that. REALLY enjoyed it but the house is kinda disgusting and the toilet was ironically plugged with a giant shit. It's tough to unsee something like that.

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Ok this girl is fun. Totally uninhibited. Great sense of humor / tempermant and all the GFE bells and whistles. Pics / ad are accurate but she has had kids. Refreshing to find a fun professional provider in the midst of substandard options. She was all about performance and having a good time. Worked in TC for years. PM for more details if you please.

[QUOTE=LonelyLove;2362449]I just remembered who you mean. Sabrina: [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hey-guys-great-specialstonight-dont-miss-out-call-sabrina-now-also-have-duos/15692511[/URL] Yep, I've seen her too. I liked her and I liked her new friend, Zyrah too. [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-to-town-and-ready-to-have-fun-call-zyrah-now/18195062[/URL] I literally deflowered Zyrah's ass. It was her first time for that. REALLY enjoyed it but the house is kinda disgusting and the toilet was ironically plugged with a giant shit. It's tough to unsee something like that.[/QUOTE]It is hard for me to unsee that. Kind of unsettling in the midst of popping a Greek cherry.

Wondering if anyone has any recommendations either for or against any of the local ebony providers?

[QUOTE=LonelyLove;2362387]Thank you for putting a name to my bad experience. The thing that sucks is, I couldn't get anyone else to answer their phone and I was SO set on seeing someone that when she did answer, I unwittingly went through with it. I have to remind myself, that's when I keep setting myself up for disappointment.[/QUOTE]Heather has been around for the better part of five years and she has never gotten a decent review and she will never give you what she may promise on the phone. A google search of the phone number will not warn you of impending disaster. It is unfortunate that we can post the name of a bad provider, but the phone number they use cannot. She has kept the same phone all these years. She no longer uses the name Heather and has gone to much effort to keep newer pics showing off her new boobs. She never used to have a gut and when she first began she looked very good even with the A cups.

[QUOTE=LonelyLove;2362449]I just remembered who you mean. Sabrina: [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hey-guys-great-specialstonight-dont-miss-out-call-sabrina-now-also-have-duos/15692511[/URL] Yep, I've seen her too. I liked her and I liked her new friend, Zyrah too. [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-to-town-and-ready-to-have-fun-call-zyrah-now/18195062[/URL] I literally deflowered Zyrah's ass. It was her first time for that. REALLY enjoyed it but the house is kinda disgusting and the toilet was ironically plugged with a giant shit. It's tough to unsee something like that.[/QUOTE]To be honest, I have never experimented with anal, but the image of an ass deflowering and a giant turd loaf plugging a toilet pretty much blocks any thought of it in the future.

[QUOTE=RickIex;2361568]So I've been amused by this for years and never gotten as close to it until now. So as a rookie to the senior members, what steps do ya usually take when you guys TOFTT? I asked her to send a photo showing herself and not the fake pictures, she sent some that was different but was believable. I google image that picture and got no results. Could mean its personal pictures but who knows. What are your usual steps to avoid the LEO? Thanks.

-future contributing member.[/QUOTE]Simple, you ask her to take a selfie with her holding up a piece of paper with today's date on it.

[QUOTE=OrdinaryJo;2361108]I saw Stacey when she was at Oasis last year. I went in to see Stephanie but she was busy. Stacey was a good massage, decent HE. Topless only. She is smokin hot and lean like an athlete. Great to look at but she seems like she has been in the business too long. Everything was just too rigid for me.

Good Luck![/QUOTE]I'm confused. The Stacey that O. J is talking about in post # 5671 owns MGM Body works on Lake East Brook north of 28th. Did she ever work at Oasis? Are you talking about the same woman?

Stacey on Lake East Brook comes on nice over the phone but I would NEVER repeat.

Any info on this one [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/a-must-see/18413524[/URL] ?

[QUOTE=Nbp656;2362974]Any info on this one [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/a-must-see/18413524[/URL] ?[/QUOTE]We were hoping you would tell us.

[QUOTE=Benz1;2363175]We were hoping you would tell us.[/QUOTE]You're going to need skymiles saved up. 'Cause yer going to have to be in Las Vegas, Olympia Washington, West palm Beach, Sterling Heights, and Grand rapids at the same time. Let me know how it cums out!

[QUOTE=Nbp656;2362974]Any info on this one [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/a-must-see/18413524[/URL] ?[/QUOTE]Pics are used all around, Chicago, Detroit, South Florida and Nevada, different phone numbers and names. Local phone number is too clean for that. More than likely she would not be the one who opens the door.

OK, I'm hoping you can help me out: I'm looking for a girl that has a nice tight pussy. I've had a few over the years and it is amazing, but lately I haven't been able to find any good ones. Had a really chubby escort with a crazy tight pussy a few years back, but she's no longer available.

Thanks!

[QUOTE=SeaChaser;2362888]I'm confused. The Stacey that O. J is talking about in post # 5671 owns MGM Body works on Lake East Brook north of 28th. Did she ever work at Oasis? Are you talking about the same woman?

Stacey on Lake East Brook comes on nice over the phone but I would NEVER repeat.[/QUOTE]Yes, same person.

And I agree, she seemed quite unstable when I saw her. Went from nice enough to ***** from hell in about 60 seconds, with no prompting from me! Then back to nice, but by then I wasn't interested anymore. Not a repeat when there are so many other sane ones available.

[QUOTE=SomethingNewMi;2363736]OK, I'm hoping you can help me out: I'm looking for a girl that has a nice tight pussy. I've had a few over the years and it is amazing, but lately I haven't been able to find any good ones. Had a really chubby escort with a crazy tight pussy a few years back, but she's no longer available.

Thanks![/QUOTE]Was her name Jessie?

[QUOTE=RepArgent;2362844]To be honest, I have never experimented with anal, but the image of an ass deflowering and a giant turd loaf plugging a toilet pretty much blocks any thought of it in the future.[/QUOTE]If she is into greek, a little thing like that in another room wouldn't hold me back. LOL.

[QUOTE=Benz1;2364069]Was her name Jessie?[/QUOTE]You know what, I think it might have been! The one time I met with her she was on 28th street near 131 and I WAY overpaid! Lessons learned. Can't complain too much, I was new to the hobby and hadn't yet found this board. Then come to find out a lot of the people here had bad experiences with her (cash and dash, etc.) but she was fine with me. Probably because I gave too much $$. However, when she climbed on top she was REALLY tight, so I immediately forgot about her being overweight and expensive. Funny how that works right?!

[QUOTE=Sneakey1;2364451]If she is into greek, a little thing like that in another room wouldn't hold me back. LOL.[/QUOTE]Not sure if you read it right?

It was large enough to clog a toilet. So the term 'little thing' really doesn't apply.

Any info on her? She looks gorgeous, real pics?

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Well guys, I took the dive recommended by so many and went to see Mercedes. She looks exactly like her most recent pics and the weight loss everyone commented on did her well. She is not a spinner, however, but overall I have no major gripes from the visit. With her it was the standard rate, not cheap and not expensive either.

Pm me if you want specific details on the encounter. I would give her a 6 out of 10 but I am very picky for really high scores.

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Have seen Sabrina several times and decided to venture out for double trouble. Good decision. These two were really fun. Not interactive with each other but they sure did attend to me!! Only took a minute to get comfortable and it was non stop fun after that. Yikes! PM for more info if you are interested.

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Saw her based on a prior positive review. I had an entirely different experience than the prior review.

The good: above average BBBJ. Able to schedule on short notice.

The bad: no way those pics are of her. She's short and round in the middle. Saggy breasts. Unattractive body and face. Room reaked of smoke. High volume provider who stays at a shitty hotel at 28th st and belt line. Opted to just do 30 minutes and was told I needed to do the work because she doesn't break a sweat for less than 100 bucks (half he rate is 80). Shall I continue?

[QUOTE=ChaseDaniels91;2364937]Any info on her? She looks gorgeous, real pics?

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Hey has any one seen about this hottie. I google the number and its shows up for a escort service in Zeeland.

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