Escort Reports

[QUOTE=ThickAndCream9;5407690]Its real a chick that lives over by Lochmere the old gold course that shut down off Orange grove road. Nice condo 10X meets you out side and takes you to club house, where she says no one will bother us. And no one did, gives real good BBBJ cim and fucks like a bunny covered. The girl is a little tatted up, and speaks like she is drunk. Not really drunk or candy but from a car accident and has a speech Impediment. But the body is in really great fucking shape. As Mikey would say, Try it you may like it.[/QUOTE]Bouncy been blowing up my burner with photos, her and another gal, a few ok pictures and a few nasty, even one of a foot bunion, I'll pm number if anyone wants it.

Anyone know what happen to Jersey Girl? Seen here a few times after the baby and she was using the proceeds of the adoption in her arm but then vanished.

[QUOTE=ZeroZone;5408706]Maybe I missed something. How do you know you'd get to liquify her insides if she's a thief? Doesn't that imply cash and dash?[/QUOTE]Because she stole my wallet when she was leaving and she got caught doing it by me.

Have seen ads for this girl several times on LC and STG, recently booked some time with her, just to be ghosted at the parking lot. I texted her around 3 PM on a weekday and "she" answered with another text within a couple of minutes, saying she had just woken up and was having a shower. Booked some time after about one hour she said sure I will be waiting. On the way I texted her to let her know my whereabouts: confirmed that I was coming in 20 minutes, I am 5 minutes away. I am here! Got no replies for some time at that point. About 10 minutes later she sends a message "almost ready", followed by crickets after that. I waited for a few minutes but the whole thing started to smell fishy and I left. A few passed and still no reply so. Here's the report, beware, it could be a or at the very best a very bad provider. Anyone has experience with her?

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[QUOTE=MattFl;5409111]Anyone know what happen to Jersey Girl? Seen here a few times after the baby and she was using the proceeds of the adoption in her arm but then vanished.[/QUOTE]She posts all the time on STG.

Good morning Gents.

I've been coming up dry so hopefully why'all can help your old buddy Brew out. Does anyone have a line in a provider in CC that is reliable? Feel free to hit my PMs if you don't want them bombarded.

[QUOTE=RipSomeLip;5408914]Bouncy been blowing up my burner with photos, her and another gal, a few ok pictures and a few nasty, even one of a foot bunion, I'll pm number if anyone wants it.[/QUOTE]I got to jump in here, and say all the years I have been fucking around and know quite a few people not one I have ever met like a Bunion. She sent me the same picture and I lmfao really. Ugly but if your into bunion's you are the first and I would love to know who you are. Its like having a Mickey Mantel rookie card, may be worth money some day LOL. Had to say something about a bunion. Ciao fellow mongers.

[QUOTE=Zomgb;5409384]She posts all the time on STG.[/QUOTE]Is this the one?

[URL]https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/jersey-girl-hot-horny/984414549044[/URL]

[QUOTE=Miguel941;5409703]Is this the one?

[URL]https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/jersey-girl-hot-horny/984414549044[/URL][/QUOTE]That is the one. Haven't tried to visit her since she was pregnant so no idea about the baby damage.

[QUOTE=Zomgb;5410066]That is the one. Haven't tried to visit her since she was pregnant so no idea about the baby damage.[/QUOTE]I did for a couple times, she had gotten nice amount but was back on the needle.

[QUOTE=MattFl;5409111]Anyone know what happen to Jersey Girl? Seen here a few times after the baby and she was using the proceeds of the adoption in her arm but then vanished.[/QUOTE]Earlier today there was a post claiming she was scamming people and has a bf by the name of Andrew.

[QUOTE=JustAnotherBoi;5410763]Earlier today there was a post claiming she was scamming people and has a bf by the name of Andrew.[/QUOTE]She texted me said she needed money for room and fetty.

Did some searching and found nothing on here about this one. Except for someone else asking about her. Comms were a bit scarce but finally made contact, light screening. Set up a date at her upscale apartment, very nice and clean. She greeted me at the door in a nice revealing dress with nothing underneath, nice hug, a little chitchat and off to the room. Donation up front, a bit higher than I usually pay but wanted an upgrade this time. No candy at all, smoking hot body with man mades DD. Only thing is everything is covered, no Daty, no greek, no GFE. Nice BJ action, reverse cg, k9, mish, fiv. Nice time, ahe even asked what genre music I liked and had it playing. She definitely enjoys what she does. Damage was $$$$$ for an hour of nice clean fun with no worries. Will repeat, nice down to earth girl even offered me a drink before we started. Play safe mongers.

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/savannasnow[/URL]

[QUOTE=Miguel941;5413442]Did some searching and found nothing on here about this one. Except for someone else asking about her. Comms were a bit scarce but finally made contact, light screening. Set up a date at her upscale apartment, very nice and clean. She greeted me at the door in a nice revealing dress with nothing underneath, nice hug, a little chitchat and off to the room. Donation up front, a bit higher than I usually pay but wanted an upgrade this time. No candy at all, smoking hot body with man mades DD. Only thing is everything is covered, no Daty, no greek, no GFE. Nice BJ action, reverse cg, k9, mish, fiv. Nice time, ahe even asked what genre music I liked and had it playing. She definitely enjoys what she does. Damage was $$$$$ for an hour of nice clean fun with no worries. Will repeat, nice down to earth girl even offered me a drink before we started. Play safe mongers.

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/savannasnow[/URL][/QUOTE]I too was intrigued by this hot spinner. Reached out and texted back and forth. Was thinking of taking the plunge but the only thing stopping me was $5 entrance fee. Way too steep for me. I live quality and I'm sure she's good but I'd rather enjoy two or three dates for that amount. Good review though.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=TilapiaDinner;5413592]I too was intrigued by this hot spinner. Reached out and texted back and forth. Was thinking of taking the plunge but the only thing stopping me was $5 entrance fee. Way too steep for me. I live quality and I'm sure she's good but I'd rather enjoy two or three dates for that amount. Good review though.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Damn take her out for a T-Bone Lunch.

[QUOTE=Miguel941;5413442]Did some searching and found nothing on here about this one. Except for someone else asking about her. Comms were a bit scarce but finally made contact, light screening. Set up a date at her upscale apartment, very nice and clean. She greeted me at the door in a nice revealing dress with nothing underneath, nice hug, a little chitchat and off to the room. Donation up front, a bit higher than I usually pay but wanted an upgrade this time. No candy at all, smoking hot body with man mades DD. Only thing is everything is covered, no Daty, no greek, no GFE. Nice BJ action, reverse cg, k9, mish, fiv. Nice time, ahe even asked what genre music I liked and had it playing. She definitely enjoys what she does. Damage was $$$$$ for an hour of nice clean fun with no worries. Will repeat, nice down to earth girl even offered me a drink before we started. Play safe mongers.

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/savannasnow[/URL][/QUOTE]For $500 I'm fukking eye, ear, nose, throat, and butthole twice a day for a week including Sunday after church. GD man. A dry stump with a rotten spot in the middle will get you off with some imagination. Holy fuck.

[QUOTE=SwampThang7;5414081]For $500 I'm fukking eye, ear, nose, throat, and butthole twice a day for a week including Sunday after church. GD man. A dry stump with a rotten spot in the middle will get you off with some imagination. Holy fuck.[/QUOTE]Maybe the Electrician has actually gotten too spoiled by previous talent in the area that despite Savannah's same offer given 4 months ago, he's opted not to see her because he just doesn't believe on feeding those kind of egos in today's economy. Sorry, but overpaying providers is like feeding wildlife. The more some idiot gives them, the more they'll expect that from others and they'll still expect EVEN MORE from the one that originally fed their egos. At 500, One should at the VERY LEAST,.... be receiving GFE. I remember some hotties even offered Recorded (your phone camera) PSE at that rate...

[QUOTE=Miguel941;5413442]Did some searching and found nothing on here about this one. Except for someone else asking about her. Comms were a bit scarce but finally made contact, light screening. Set up a date at her upscale apartment, very nice and clean. She greeted me at the door in a nice revealing dress with nothing underneath, nice hug, a little chitchat and off to the room. Donation up front, a bit higher than I usually pay but wanted an upgrade this time. No candy at all, smoking hot body with man mades DD. Only thing is everything is covered, no Daty, no greek, no GFE. Nice BJ action, reverse cg, k9, mish, fiv. Nice time, ahe even asked what genre music I liked and had it playing. She definitely enjoys what she does. Damage was $$$$$ for an hour of nice clean fun with no worries. Will repeat, nice down to earth girl even offered me a drink before we started. Play safe mongers.

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/savannasnow[/URL][/QUOTE]Yikes. For any men wondering why women are out of control these days, clients with this boomer mindset would be why. Paying two (maybe three?) bills for everything covered? Talk about throwing money down a hole. Just get a boat or a horse.

[QUOTE=TailHunter69;5415303]Yikes. For any men wondering why women are out of control these days, clients with this boomer mindset would be why. Paying two (maybe three?) bills for everything covered? Talk about throwing money down a hole. Just get a boat or a horse.[/QUOTE]Some times whether you like it or not, you got to beat the shit out of the little head and tell him this is not Tiffany's we were headed for Mc Donald's. Been there done that but caught myself just in time, saying shit $500 can buy a nice pistol or I could jerk off or pay this over charging escort what she wants. Na the pistol looked better, and every time I use it I say to myself I can still use it, and not pay another $500 for it, and knowing I didn't listen to the little head. Guys we all make mistakes, and I guarantee you if you ask him the next day especially when everything was covered, (I bet you wish you didn't do it). If your a man face up I would sure as shit. Ciao fellow mongers got to go to Tuckers Grade and get a piece of ass shooting my pistol LOL.

[QUOTE=SwampThang7;5414081]For $500 I'm fukking eye, ear, nose, throat, and butthole twice a day for a week including Sunday after church. GD man. A dry stump with a rotten spot in the middle will get you off with some imagination. Holy fuck.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the tear in the eye and pissing of my pants in the Eulogy describing the parts of the dry stump LOL. Including ear, nose and throat LOL. Ciao my man.

When Nita57 (and that's her age) comes to town, I am like a puppy being adopted from the kennel. Meaning to say when you see her she is so much fun, very relaxing and makes you and everything you want to be right there. When the RUG and DRAPES match in color, makes DATY a very interesting time. At least I think so. This lady returns the favor as much as she likes you doing it to her, and admittingly so. The BBBJ cim is out standing, and the full service covered is of a Pro. She can be nasty and she can be a sweetheart, what ever you want her to be she will deliver, and make sure you have a happy ending. Always look forward to her arrival and never have I seen a bad review on her and she is from West Palm Beach where they are all Picky Huney. So for the buck I spend, I always know it is well spent there with Nita57. Ciao fellow mongers and hope this makes your day, or future time you will be spending with WHO?.

Quote Originally Posted by SwampThang7 [View Original Post]
For $500 I'm fukking eye, ear, nose, throat, and butthole twice a day for a week including Sunday after church. GD man. A dry stump with a rotten spot in the middle will get you off with some imagination. Holy fuck.

[QUOTE=ThickAndCream9;5415786]Thank you for the tear in the eye and pissing of my pants in the Eulogy describing the parts of the dry stump LOL. Including ear, nose and throat LOL. Ciao my man.[/QUOTE]I'm with thick. That was funny as fuck.

[QUOTE=Miguel941;5413442]Did some searching and found nothing on here about this one. Except for someone else asking about her. Comms were a bit scarce but finally made contact, light screening. Set up a date at her upscale apartment, very nice and clean. She greeted me at the door in a nice revealing dress with nothing underneath, nice hug, a little chitchat and off to the room. Donation up front, a bit higher than I usually pay but wanted an upgrade this time. No candy at all, smoking hot body with man mades DD. Only thing is everything is covered, no Daty, no greek, no GFE. Nice BJ action, reverse cg, k9, mish, fiv. Nice time, ahe even asked what genre music I liked and had it playing. She definitely enjoys what she does. Damage was $$$$$ for an hour of nice clean fun with no worries. Will repeat, nice down to earth girl even offered me a drink before we started. Play safe mongers.

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/savannasnow[/URL][/QUOTE]It seemed very odd to me that she has been around for so long and literally zero reviews. I am glad we finally got some intel. She is definitely intriguing but at that price point my service expectations are much, much higher. That said I am glad you enjoyed your time with her, and even happier that you took the time to post your comments. I have to agree that the pricing of the upper end girls is getting insane. The push seems to be six bills. These are the same ladies asking three to four a year ago. Just like lumber prices the market will hopefully correct itself in time.

[QUOTE=ThickAndCream9;5415765]Some times whether you like it or not, you got to beat the shit out of the little head and tell him this is not Tiffany's we were headed for Mc Donald's. Been there done that but caught myself just in time, saying shit $500 can buy a nice pistol or I could jerk off or pay this over charging escort what she wants. Na the pistol looked better, and every time I use it I say to myself I can still use it, and not pay another $500 for it, and knowing I didn't listen to the little head. Guys we all make mistakes, and I guarantee you if you ask him the next day especially when everything was covered, (I bet you wish you didn't do it). If your a man face up I would sure as shit. Ciao fellow mongers got to go to Tuckers Grade and get a piece of ass shooting my pistol LOL.[/QUOTE]Thick is right, after the review the next day I was like, what was I thinking? Sometimes I just go with the little head and say WTF. I definitely won't be doing her again. You live and learn. Thanks for the roasting guys! LOL Play safe!

This girl was in Ft Myers for a cup of coffee. I could not find any reviews but maybe someone tested her out? She is now in Daytona is why I am asking.

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This one looks promising. Can't find any intel on her. Anyone partake yet? Made contact today, going to try to see her this week. Quoted 150 hh, 200 hr.

[URL]https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/in-need-of-some-male-attention/456844072969[/URL]

[QUOTE=TDisregard;5419307]This one looks promising. Can't find any intel on her. Anyone partake yet? Made contact today, going to try to see her this week. Quoted 150 hh, 200 hr.

[URL]https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/in-need-of-some-male-attention/456844072969[/URL][/QUOTE]From what was posted save your roses.

Golfer1160 playing thru.

[URL]https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/ready-for-some-fun/957414332711[/URL]

Got a date planned tomorrow morning for this one. Tried searching but she never puts a name in her post. Any info would be appreciated. Ciao mongers.

I don't get what you find wrong with the ad she posted.

[QUOTE=Golfer1160;5419353]From what was posted save your roses.

Golfer1160 playing thru.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DaGreatOne2345;5419896]I don't get what you find wrong with the ad she posted.[/QUOTE]IMO he's talking about what was posted on her in here. Like when I said I drove through a thunderstorm to see her and then she blew me off after I told her I'd arrived. Try to get her to actually follow through on an appt. Change our minds.

[QUOTE=DaGreatOne2345;5419896]I don't get what you find wrong with the ad she posted.[/QUOTE]First, why would you donate $1. 5 for hh? Donations are already way out of line. Second she has been reviewed before.

Golfer1160 playing thru.

[QUOTE=Ryan723;5419561][URL]https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/ready-for-some-fun/957414332711[/URL]

Got a date planned tomorrow morning for this one. Tried searching but she never puts a name in her post. Any info would be appreciated. Ciao mongers.[/QUOTE]My other golfing buddy communicated with her about a week or so ago. She wanted $2. 0 for hh. Got her down to $1. 0 hh. Because of prior engagement & distance time didn't not allow for club polishing.

Golfer1160 playing thru.

[QUOTE=Golfer1160;5420395]My other golfing buddy communicated with her about a week or so ago. She wanted $2. 0 for hh. Got her down to $1. 0 hh. Because of prior engagement & distance time didn't not allow for club polishing.

Golfer1160 playing thru.[/QUOTE]"Club Polishing" that is hilarious.

[QUOTE=Ryan723;5419561][URL]https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/ready-for-some-fun/957414332711[/URL]

Got a date planned tomorrow morning for this one. Tried searching but she never puts a name in her post. Any info would be appreciated. Ciao mongers.[/QUOTE]I tried contacting her a month ago. No answer, no anything. Crickets. Good luck, and please report back.

Gents,

Any info on either of these? I'll be there next week and, obviously, I have a type. I thought maybe they were the same chick for a while there. I think I had read somewhere years ago that Alexus (top link) was not quite as firm and attractive as her pics. Any info would be appreciated for either gal. Thanks.

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[QUOTE=Ryan723;5419561][URL]https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/ready-for-some-fun/957414332711[/URL]

Got a date planned tomorrow morning for this one. Tried searching but she never puts a name in her post. Any info would be appreciated. Ciao mongers.[/QUOTE]My golfing buddy knew her years ago but drugs took over. Look on Carmine hotel on this date 11/12/2020 she stayed there 11 times.

[QUOTE=Jarston1;5420708]Gents,

Any info on either of these? I'll be there next week and, obviously, I have a type. I thought maybe they were the same chick for a while there. I think I had read somewhere years ago that Alexus (top link) was not quite as firm and attractive as her pics. Any info would be appreciated for either gal. Thanks.

[URL]https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/massage/latin/sweet-sexy-239-321-0236/965578000031[/URL]

[URL]https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/amazing-seductive-woman-latina/096726974887[/URL][/QUOTE]As for your first inquiry. If you are into fat, short, and old then Alexis is for you. She also wears a corset to hold gut in. Her special is a bad massage & half ass hand shake. My golfing buddy has no knowledge of your second inquiry. Maybe one of the other fine ft myers members could answer that for you.

Golfer1160 playing thru.

Ha! Awesome. Thank you.

[QUOTE=Golfer1160;5420825]As for your first inquiry. If you are into fat, short, and old then Alexis is for you. She also wears a corset to hold gut in. Her special is a bad massage & half ass hand shake. My golfing buddy has no knowledge of your second inquiry. Maybe one of the other fine ft myers members could answer that for you.

Golfer1160 playing thru.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jarston1;5420708]Gents,

Any info on either of these? I'll be there next week and, obviously, I have a type. I thought maybe they were the same chick for a while there. I think I had read somewhere years ago that Alexus (top link) was not quite as firm and attractive as her pics. Any info would be appreciated for either gal. Thanks.

[URL]https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/massage/latin/sweet-sexy-239-321-0236/965578000031[/URL]

[URL]https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/amazing-seductive-woman-latina/096726974887[/URL][/QUOTE]Have seen Alexis some years back and the description given by Golfer is spot on.

The second one on your link is Jennifer, haven't seen her myself but was planning on seeing until I read a so-so review from a fellow monger on here or maybe another site, not sure. My recollection of the review is that she was really overweight.

Good luck.