Massage Parlor Reports

Hi fellow mongers. Heading your way tomorrow and staying through the weekend. I've received PMs suggesting Health Spa and a particular provider who isn't there full time. I also see a few great reviews of Tang Yi and Sky Spa. Sky and Health are closest to where I'll be staying, and despite my desire, I can't visit all 3. I'm most interested in a clean provider who loves DATY and gets into a BBBJ. Never tried FS at an AMP primarily because no feeling through the hat (can't finish with some great escorts). Gals who are into it interest me the most, especially if clean and at least mildly attractive. I'm generous, polite and clean. Please PM, and thank you to both guys who sent PMs about Health Spa. I'll report on my experience, but I'll do it discretely because I messed things up for a CT provider who I learned later was married.

--Newb.

[QUOTE=Newbie58;5003423]Hi fellow mongers. Heading your way tomorrow and staying through the weekend. I've received PMs suggesting Health Spa and a particular provider who isn't there full time. I also see a few great reviews of Tang Yi and Sky Spa. Sky and Health are closest to where I'll be staying, and despite my desire, I can't visit all 3. I'm most interested in a clean provider who loves DATY and gets into a BBBJ. Never tried FS at an AMP primarily because no feeling through the hat (can't finish with some great escorts). Gals who are into it interest me the most, especially if clean and at least mildly attractive. I'm generous, polite and clean. Please PM, and thank you to both guys who sent PMs about Health Spa. I'll report on my experience, but I'll do it discretely because I messed things up for a CT provider who I learned later was married.

--Newb.[/QUOTE]You sound like a real good customer for any AMP. Getting what you are looking for is 99.99999% not going to happen over your weekend, so realize that before cumming to Pitt. Then you won't be so disappointed, when you leave!

Sorry for your loss.

O'D man once told me: " Life is like a big dick, sometimes it's up, most times it's down!" Let me know how it works for you?

Drk.

Just a quick comment. Solid crackerjack advice being given by all the forum regulars here. Yet we're all aware about the chances of success at the usual haunts, and that's fine. Perhaps some o' you new joeys can find more than quarterflash at the questionable parlours IF you follow up yer first unsuccessful extras visit with another try two or three days later. Once the house mum or the massage lovey has seen you a time or two they may feel "safe" enough to merit out some extras. Ya surely may need to take a hard tackle or two in yer money-pouch before you have success there.

# Salty.

I'll be visiting in a couple weeks and was curious if anyone could point me in the direction of an AMP for a BBBJ. Happy to help others with guidance in Columbus (not much there) or Boston / Providence, Tampa or Louisville.

Went to Sky today. A good time can certainly be had, but let me be gentle as I describe my experience.

Long drive from CT but called to setup an afternoon meet with a particular provider. When 55 min out, I called again to confirm time and provider. I arrived and called again to locate entrance, then up and in I went after ringing the bell. Mamasan took me to the room and had me put the donation on the table (60 for hr?, hh?, 45 min?, not sure). Said provider would be right there. 15 minutes later I'm still alone and naked in the room, so I start to get dressed to leave. In comes provider who asked me to stay and teased me a bit. Gone for another 5 minutes to setup table shower.

Table shower was quite nice, but not much in the way of teasing, just cleaning. Very different in CT. Just saying. Brings me back to the room and disappears again for 5 min or more, then comes back and asks what I want. I find it hard to believe I'm the 0. 00001 percent guy, but I could have had it all for 140 more. We had our fun, though not the fun I asked for exactly. She disappeared again after, and after 5 minutes I did get dressed and was walking out when she decided to return and asked me to stay. Said she would do what I asked for or at least give me a massage. I was pissed: Total time in Sky spa was 40 minutes. Total time with provider including greet, shower, play and goodbye was about 15 min. That was an expensive QV.

I'll try Health with no expectation other than a fun massage. If any of you head to CT, reach out to me and I'll steer you right. You pay for hh, you get hh contact time with the provider. You pay for hr, you get the full hr. You agree on activities, yup, you get those too. I said I would post about my experience. Please don't think I'm ungrateful; I'm not. I very much appreciate the help, both public and private. As we say in this game, YMMV, and it's all part of the experience. If I make it to Health spa, I'll offer the perspective of an outsider visiting the great city I grew up in. Thanks guys. Please be nice to these ladies.

--Newb.

[QUOTE=DarkSideOfMe;5003840]You sound like a real good customer for any AMP. Getting what you are looking for is 99.99999% not going to happen over your weekend, so realize that before cumming to Pitt. Then you won't be so disappointed, when you leave!

Sorry for your loss.

O'D man once told me: " Life is like a big dick, sometimes it's up, most times it's down!" Let me know how it works for you?

Drk.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Newbie58;5005212]Went to Sky today. A good time can certainly be had, but let me be gentle as I describe my experience.
Long drive from CT but called to setup an afternoon meet with a particular provider. When 55 min out, I called again to confirm time and provider. I arrived and called again to locate entrance, then up and in I went after ringing the bell. Mamasan took me to the room and had me put the donation on the table (60 for hr?, hh?, 45 min?, not sure). Said provider would be right there. 15 minutes later I'm still alone and naked in the room, so I start to get dressed to leave. In comes provider who asked me to stay and teased me a bit. Gone for another 5 minutes to setup table shower.
Table shower was quite nice, but not much in the way of teasing, just cleaning. Very different in CT. Just saying. Brings me back to the room and disappears again for 5 min or more, then comes back and asks what I want. I find it hard to believe I'm the 0. 00001 percent guy, but I could have had it all for 140 more. We had our fun, though not the fun I asked for exactly. She disappeared again after, and after 5 minutes I did get dressed and was walking out when she decided to return and asked me to stay. Said she would do what I asked for or at least give me a massage. I was pissed: Total time in Sky spa was 40 minutes. Total time with provider including greet, shower, play and goodbye was about 15 min. That was an expensive QV.
I'll try Health with no expectation other than a fun massage. If any of you head to CT, reach out to me and I'll steer you right. You pay for hh, you get hh contact time with the provider. You pay for hr, you get the full hr. You agree on activities, yup, you get those too. I said I would post about my experience. Please don't think I'm ungrateful; I'm not. I very much appreciate the help, both public and private. As we say in this game, YMMV, and it's all part of the experience. If I make it to Health spa, I'll offer the perspective of an outsider visiting the great city I grew up in. Thanks guys. Please be nice to these ladies.

--Newb.[/QUOTE]Son, I'm glad to hear from you on your Pitts. AMPs experience, it's a start, good for you, but now the second shoe must hit you in the head! You could have, should have, asked, got, next time, more, are all words we wrote about, that AMPs use on us to think. Any AMP in, out, on me, after paying her would be sucking my dick for that lack of response, interest. Sorry but I don't live in a could have, should have, world anymore in this game we play. I am the 99.999 % man! I can see being a Newbie, that your bar isn't very high and that's ok with me, we all started somewhere, you went, wrote, did homework. Congrats, She said, he said, next time, could have, Aint getting my dick sucked, fucked, isn't that what this game is all about? I must ask, why didn't you get what you went for?

Drk.

[QUOTE=Grtalmty1;5005077]I'll be visiting in a couple weeks and was curious if anyone could point me in the direction of an AMP for a BBBJ. Happy to help others with guidance in Columbus (not much there) or Boston / Providence, Tampa or Louisville.[/QUOTE]Friend, read the boards, do your homework, Please, it will help you find the info you desire.

Ever since my report on Tang Yi. Always busy. Even at 4 PM "busy" all night. Got mad but kinda happy they got attention. Leave some for the rest of us regular folks.

That's OK. Went to one in Monroeville by Outback. Looks like a house. Same experience. Woman there with nice red dress on. Big chest. Lets you touch her wherever you desire and she is fun to play with. Next time I get two girls because other girl looks fine too. Pittsburgh not dead folks you got to roll a dice.

I did get what I went for, but it was quick and the cover went on. Came off again later, but back on within a minute. So technically I got what I asked for, but not really. I'm guessing I picked a bad time to go despite calling ahead and making an appointment, and it was my first (and likely last) time going there. I suspect a full menu is available for those who are interested. I had a time limit after my long drive, so the wait rubbed me wrong and the very little contact time bothered me the most. I'm sorry if it sounds like I'm whining and I'm certainly not upset (not that anyone would care anyway). I really just meant to report on my experience in case anyone is on the fence about visiting. I plan to try another place closer to where I'm staying but have no expectations at all. I really appreciate the help and the jabs too. HMU if you head my way and I'm happy to help.

[QUOTE=DarkSideOfMe;5005488]Son, I'm glad to hear from you on your Pitts. AMPs experience, it's a start, good for you, but now the second shoe must hit you in the head! You could have, should have, asked, got, next time, more, are all words we wrote about, that AMPs use on us to think. Any AMP in, out, on me, after paying her would be sucking my dick for that lack of response, interest. Sorry but I don't live in a could have, should have, world anymore in this game we play. I am the 99.999 % man! I can see being a Newbie, that your bar isn't very high and that's ok with me, we all started somewhere, you went, wrote, did homework. Congrats, She said, he said, next time, could have, Aint getting my dick sucked, fucked, isn't that what this game is all about? I must ask, why didn't you get what you went for?

Drk.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Linkz;5006240]Ever since my report on Tang Yi. Always busy. Even at 4 PM "busy" all night. Got mad but kinda happy they got attention. Leave some for the rest of us regular folks.

That's OK. Went to one in Monroeville by Outback. Looks like a house. Same experience. Woman there with nice red dress on. Big chest. Lets you touch her wherever you desire and she is fun to play with. Next time I get two girls because other girl looks fine too. Pittsburgh not dead folks you got to roll a dice.[/QUOTE]O' my, "always busy" ?This is the worst thing to happen to a New Bro. Even with all the good, great reviews last weeks on Tang, they are slow, ask the girls! Something about you turned Mamma, them, off. Your number, got in the "always busy book "? Your looks, your style, your dick, your review, your tip, your Cop? Something?

Always busy,

Hummm!

Stick a fork in it, your done!

[QUOTE=Newbie58;5006746]I did get what I went for, but it was quick and the cover went on. Came off again later, but back on within a minute. So technically I got what I asked for, but not really. I'm guessing I picked a bad time to go despite calling ahead and making an appointment, and it was my first (and likely last) time going there. I suspect a full menu is available for those who are interested. I had a time limit after my long drive, so the wait rubbed me wrong and the very little contact time bothered me the most. I'm sorry if it sounds like I'm whining and I'm certainly not upset (not that anyone would care anyway). I really just meant to report on my experience in case anyone is on the fence about visiting. I plan to try another place closer to where I'm staying but have no expectations at all. I really appreciate the help and the jabs too. HMU if you head my way and I'm happy to help.[/QUOTE]You have helped your Bro's in many ways by going, testing the waters, writing, for them, now they can decide. One check mark for you!

My concerns,2 at bat, "first time, Busy, picked bad time, technically got, cover, no cover". I'm going to start a training class, "Boot camp" if you will, interested in sign up?

[QUOTE=Linkz;5006240]Ever since my report on Tang Yi. Always busy. Even at 4 PM "busy" all night. Got mad but kinda happy they got attention. Leave some for the rest of us regular folks.

That's OK. Went to one in Monroeville by Outback. Looks like a house. Same experience. Woman there with nice red dress on. Big chest. Lets you touch her wherever you desire and she is fun to play with. Next time I get two girls because other girl looks fine too. Pittsburgh not dead folks you got to roll a dice.[/QUOTE]Hee Hee! Aw, don't piss on the new joey there, DRK. He's trying to learn. How 'about NOT calling on the phone and just show up? Maybe with the mask on they won't recognise you. Wear a wig or a different hat. And the parlour by Outback Steak may be better? Surely might have to try that one. And afterward go and get me a steak. Hmm. Maybe Outback will let me eat at 'alf price!

# Salty.

I wish I could report, but today was a bust and tomorrow I'm off to CT. I've been calling for nearly a week to determine when / if Angela would be there. I called several times today with no answer, then finally drove there but had limited time. Older provider walked into the welcome area when I entered and could speak VERY LITTLE English. Thanks to the translator app, I learned the younger girl would be available in 30 minutes (I couldn't wait), and if she is in session, the phone isn't answered. Angela was supposed to show up today but did not.

Thanks to all who offered help and I appreciate the jabs too (Drk). Have fun guys and please be nice. HMU if ever in SE CT. Ciao,

--Newb.

[QUOTE=Newbie58;5009283]I wish I could report, but today was a bust and tomorrow I'm off to CT. I've been calling for nearly a week to determine when / if Angela would be there. I called several times today with no answer, then finally drove there but had limited time. Older provider walked into the welcome area when I entered and could speak VERY LITTLE English. Thanks to the translator app, I learned the younger girl would be available in 30 minutes (I couldn't wait), and if she is in session, the phone isn't answered. Angela was supposed to show up today but did not.

Thanks to all who offered help and I appreciate the jabs too (Drk). Have fun guys and please be nice. HMU if ever in SE CT. Ciao,

--Newb.[/QUOTE]You did homework, you posted for help, PMed, you wrote, you failed, will you play other day. Will you ask O'd drk for advice again when in Pitt? Fuck Ya!

The game we play.

Next.

[QUOTE=AusseSalt;5009133]Hee Hee! Aw, don't piss on the new joey there, DRK. He's trying to learn. How 'about NOT calling on the phone and just show up? Maybe with the mask on they won't recognise you. Wear a wig or a different hat. And the parlour by Outback Steak may be better? Surely might have to try that one. And afterward go and get me a steak. Hmm. Maybe Outback will let me eat at 'alf price!

# Salty.[/QUOTE]Well, can't let you go either. When you go to a new school first day, the play ground is ruff, you know!

Ausse-Salt, Hee Hee, more info from you little Bro. ,we can call you Drk 2 !

Hee Hee;.

I think it's time we start a Tinfoil Hat in Pitt. ,"Big Guy Blue. "?

Drk1.