Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Johnny Raw;1472593]Extras? A bag of M & M's? A big cock tucked under the thong? You need to be a bit more specific.[/QUOTE]The Starlite is a dive strip bar on Nebraska. The last time I was in there most of the dancers were fat and black. But it's like a box of chocolates you never know what you're going to get. Unless it's like a Whitman sampler and somebody like Big Monger let's you in on a winner. Here, my smarmy friend, is where the PM comes in. If I was one of the guys who likes to sample the fresh fish on the Nebraska stroll, I might shoot a PM to my new friend with 4 posts Big Monger. I'd say to him 'hey man, what did you get? What does she look like? Hook me up! ' I'll bet $5 somebody PM'd Big Monger and got in on the play.

Maybe Jade is a big stinky Aztec HO who shoved her finger up his ass and he liked it! It could be, she is a hot little spinner who sucked him off after work in the parking lot! Maybe she was Mons quality, I've seen Mons Venus quality in Starlite before so it can happen. Guess where I found out about it? Right here on this forum!

If you smash a guy for posting something stupid you may be cutting off a great stream of good information. So I figure let's give Johnny and Big Monger a break, let them post what ever they want, take what we can use and leave the rest.

[QUOTE=DiverJames;1473741]I haven't been in Tampa in a few years but does anyone remember this Brazilian girl with a tiger tattoo on her ass named Candy. She used to be my ATF and I'm going to be taking another trip back to Tampa soon. Back in the day she was working day shift. If she isn't working there, anyone know where she is working so I can pop a visit. (no pun intended) LOL[/QUOTE]You might look at lingerie shops, think I saw her picture in a V2 or Nightmoves lingerie shop ad about a year ago.

Guys, I had a great time in Tampa, and am trying to help a friend find the action. I remember one main road where a lot of the strip clubs, massage joints, etc are on, but I forget the name. Can someone PM me the actual street name. Ybor strip, or something like that.

Norm.

Miami

[QUOTE=Normal Guy; 1485428]Guys, I had a great time in Tampa, and am trying to help a friend find the action. I remember one main road where a lot of the strip clubs, massage joints, etc are on, but I forget the name. Can someone PM me the actual street name. Ybor strip, or something like that.

Norm.

Miami[/QUOTE]Adamo and / or Dale Mabry

Well, for the first time in years (many, many years. Maybe 10, or closer to 15.) I'm going to be in Tampa on bidnit. I'd appreciate a little info from you guys on the clubs.

But first a brief stroll down memory lane.

Never forget my last trip, hit Mons (of course.) , Tanga, Lipstixx, and as I recall ran into 2001 for a brief visit. But I will NEVER forget the black girl I saw during day shift at Mons. Possibly the hottest stripper I've ever seen before or since. Or maybe I was just young and excited. Anyway, this black chick seemed like a dayshift regular (recall seeing her two days in a row), and wore a bleached blonde wig, very straight hair down to her back. Tiniest freakin' waist you can imagine, big hips, and insane, huge, fake tits. I almost came in my pants just from looking at her. As I recall she also did some magazine modelling, can't remember her name (something like Angel.). Came in during early dayshift, I was just about the only customer, and she wandered into the room to start her shift. I think she instantly sensed my insanity over her, or heard the sound of my boner instantly popping a tent in my shorts, and came over. We did some dances, she just backed that insane butt up against my crotch, I reached around her front and grabbed those two big, healthy, glorious mounds, and after a couple dances I squirted about a pint in my shorts.

Anyway, back to reality. I keep hearing about the great girls at Mons, but never hear anyone talk about whether the girls try to get you off during the laps. Here in LA there are clubs where, for a $10 lap, they will make definite attempts to get you off (hands stroking junior, even inside the shorts). Expensive VIP's, FS, and all that are not really my thing. I prefer to stick with high mileage laps if possible.

So for any of you Mons regulars, what are the chances that the dances are splooge-able? Do the girls try, or is it up to you to take advantage of the high contact levels to get 'er done? My standard attire in the clubs is VERY loose be-ball shorts, commando of course, 'because I don't want any dancers to have any obstacles. Is splooging accepted practice at Mons, or will the girls freak and run screaming into the street?

Also, any other clubs in town that might fit the bill? I have fond memories of Tanga, but alas, no more.

For black girls & girls working the dance, nothing beats Hollywood nights. Not a hi class establishment at all & can be a little seedy but a great time and has some fine girls working along w / the not so fine. LOL

Would love to find out where Marissa is working if she is still in the area. She used to work at Penthouse and 2001.

Any Strip Club fans know anything about her?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Jerikson40; 1487041]Well, for the first time in years (many, many years. Maybe 10, or closer to 15.) I'm going to be in Tampa on bidnit. I'd appreciate a little info from you guys on the clubs.

But first a brief stroll down memory lane.

Never forget my last trip, hit Mons (of course.) , Tanga, Lipstixx, and as I recall ran into 2001 for a brief visit. But I will NEVER forget the black girl I saw during day shift at Mons. Possibly the hottest stripper I've ever seen before or since. Or maybe I was just young and excited. Anyway, this black chick seemed like a dayshift regular (recall seeing her two days in a row) , and wore a bleached blonde wig, very straight hair down to her back. Tiniest freakin' waist you can imagine, big hips, and insane, huge, fake tits. I almost came in my pants just from looking at her. As I recall she also did some magazine modelling, can't remember her name (something like Angel.). Came in during early dayshift, I was just about the only customer, and she wandered into the room to start her shift. I think she instantly sensed my insanity over her, or heard the sound of my boner instantly popping a tent in my shorts, and came over. We did some dances, she just backed that insane butt up against my crotch, I reached around her front and grabbed those two big, healthy, glorious mounds, and after a couple dances I squirted about a pint in my shorts.

Anyway, back to reality. I keep hearing about the great girls at Mons, but never hear anyone talk about whether the girls try to get you off during the laps. Here in LA there are clubs where, for a $10 lap, they will make definite attempts to get you off (hands stroking junior, even inside the shorts). Expensive VIP's, FS, and all that are not really my thing. I prefer to stick with high mileage laps if possible.

So for any of you Mons regulars, what are the chances that the dances are splooge-able? Do the girls try, or is it up to you to take advantage of the high contact levels to get 'er done? My standard attire in the clubs is VERY loose be-ball shorts, commando of course, 'because I don't want any dancers to have any obstacles. Is splooging accepted practice at Mons, or will the girls freak and run screaming into the street?

Also, any other clubs in town that might fit the bill? I have fond memories of Tanga, but alas, no more.[/QUOTE]Don't mean to be discouraging, but with the convention coming to town soon, things are tighter. I think Hollywood Nights is a mugging waiting to happen. Mons and 2001 have good looking girls, but they cater to the business crowd, and are expensive. Mons girls are no doubt among the most attractive anywhere in the country. They are really particular about who they hire. But the open couch areas just do not give much chance for anything more than a slightly enhanced lap dance. A few things happen in the darker corners, but very few.

2001 on the opposite side of the street from Mons has a lot more privacy, but again, it is pricey for the Spaceship and the private rooms are watched, but not with much intensity. Out on Adamo, Ybor Strip is hit or miss. Same with Gold Club and other clubs on Adamo.

In my opinion, there is better action for less money on the west side of the Bay at Atlantis or Oasis or one on the clubs on 19. Oz is most upscale in my opinion, but less action because of the layout of the club. Best places for take out though are these three clubs. I think Bliss is pretentious, but some guys seem to like it. Not my cup of tea.

And if you don't mind the drive. It is about 30 minutes or so. Go north on 19 to Bare Assets or Flamingo or Emporers (daytime only. Pretty seedy at night) or one of the other clubs in Pasco. I always had fun up there. Hope this is a help, and that you enjoy your visit.

[QUOTE=Jsheppa24;1485485]Adamo and / or Dale Mabry[/QUOTE]Adamo is the street you are thinking of. Ybor Strip, Gold Club, Deja Vu, and a couple of others are out that way. None of them are spectacular, but all are OK. Mostly cater to locals.

[QUOTE=Malaprop; 1488733]Mons and 2001 have good looking girls, but they cater to the business crowd, and are expensive. .

And if you don't mind the drive. It is about 30 minutes or so. Go north on 19 to Bare Assets or Flamingo or Emporers (daytime only. Pretty seedy at night) or one of the other clubs in Pasco. I always had fun up there. Hope this is a help, and that you enjoy your visit.[/QUOTE]Thanks. Good info.

Seems like from my research that Mons laps are negotiable from around $20-30 each, and the clubs you mentioned are about in that same range. Though clearly it seems those other clubs have the mileage, though it seems like Mons does let you touch the girls almost all over, though they may or may not touch back.

So at least it seems that Mons would have an opportunity to have girls get you off, even though it may not be as direct as the other clubs. Heck, with a super hot girl rubbing her butt in my crotch, and me grabbing on to her big boobies, I can get off fairly easy. I'm just a little surprised I've NEVER seen any review of Mons talking about guys getting off, which seems surprising.

[QUOTE=Jerikson40; 1488953]Thanks. Good info.

Seems like from my research that Mons laps are negotiable from around $20-30 each, and the clubs you mentioned are about in that same range. Though clearly it seems those other clubs have the mileage, though it seems like Mons does let you touch the girls almost all over, though they may or may not touch back.

So at least it seems that Mons would have an opportunity to have girls get you off, even though it may not be as direct as the other clubs. Heck, with a super hot girl rubbing her butt in my crotch, and me grabbing on to her big boobies, I can get off fairly easy. I'm just a little surprised I've NEVER seen any review of Mons talking about guys getting off, which seems surprising.[/QUOTE]I think you don't hear about guys getting off at Mons is because there are no private rooms at Mons. You are always out in the open (although the corner couches areas are fairly dark) , whereas every other club in town that I know of has private rooms, or at least semi-private booths. And every club that I know of lets you touch the girls 'all over. ' It is up to the girls as to what 'all over' really means. Boobs are always ok in Tampa and surrounding areas. Other personal parts of the girls are often off limits (always officially off-limits, but in reality it varies, depending on the girl) , and for health reasons, that is probably a good thing.

Mons has the good-looking girls for sure. Probably the best looking in the area, as they are really particular about who they hire.but Joe's clubs are often on the cops' list because he has been so active in local politics, so Mons is just Mons. Have fun.

Thanks. I guess the "out in the open" part is what's confusing. Here in LA there are very high mileage lap dances "out in the open", at least on long padded benches that run along a wall, no dividers or anything, and you'll be sitting right next to another guy getting a lap. But that doesn't really limit the amount of mileage. Chicks will be sliding their hands inside your shorts, some will be pulling junior out in the open, and some will even semi-discretely suck on it. Some try to be more discreet than others, but it's kind of a waste since everyone knows what's going on. So lots of guys are splooging in conditions similar to what I recall at Mons, though the lap dance area isn't on the main floor, it's in a separate area with a 4 ft. High wall. Of course there are also private rooms for full-on stuff, but that's a different story.

Anyway, guess I'll just have to try it, and hope the dancers don't freak out when I splooge.

The raw out in the open action in LA clubs just ain't happening in Tampa, especially Mons where the hottest girls are making their rent in 1 night. There is no way they are reaching in some guy's shorts only to lose their golden egg. On top of that, Tampa always tightens up in election years, and with the Republican convention around the corner, tampa's sphincter will tighen up even more. If anyone wants roaming hand or more, Mons is not the place.

[QUOTE=Jerikson40; 1489599]Thanks. I guess the "out in the open" part is what's confusing. Here in LA there are very high mileage lap dances "out in the open", at least on long padded benches that run along a wall, no dividers or anything, and you'll be sitting right next to another guy getting a lap. But that doesn't really limit the amount of mileage. Chicks will be sliding their hands inside your shorts, some will be pulling junior out in the open, and some will even semi-discretely suck on it. Some try to be more discreet than others, but it's kind of a waste since everyone knows what's going on. So lots of guys are splooging in conditions similar to what I recall at Mons, though the lap dance area isn't on the main floor, it's in a separate area with a 4 ft. High wall. Of course there are also private rooms for full-on stuff, but that's a different story.

Anyway, guess I'll just have to try it, and hope the dancers don't freak out when I splooge.[/QUOTE]

I'm going to be in town on vaca next month from Tennessee. Is there any young hot dancers worth paying a visit? Extras a must. Pm me if you have any recommendations.

[QUOTE=Pink Chaser;1473770]don't know where she is but I know she isn't at YS.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DiverJames;1496037]I'm going to be in town on vaca next month from Tennessee. Is there any young hot dancers worth paying a visit? Extras a must. Pm me if you have any recommendations.[/QUOTE]The clubs on the west side of Tampa Bay are often a lot more likely to meet your criteria, and if you are staying near the Tampa airport, they are actually closer in drive time and mileage than the Tampa clubs out on Adamo. Be forewarned. The downtown Tampa clubs are in it for the $$. Mons has the good lookers but does not really meet your criteria, and on the other side of the street 2001 has the private rooms, but both of those clubs will cost you big bucks. I suggest you take 275 south towards St. Pete and take the first exit. Ulmerton Road. Then go about a mile to Route 19. You can go south on 19 to Atlantis or Nadia's, or go north to 24K and Oasis (about 3 miles to Oasis, though) , or even try Angels. If you go over to the St. Pete boards you can get a quick list of the girls that enjoy making their customers happy that they came.