Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Gringo2123;4597385]I agree, last one I visited many years ago took the $100 donation at the door, than as soon as I entered the room and before undressing handed me another envelope to put additional $100 which you give hoping it includes BBJ or FS. Asked her why not just charge 200 at the door. Didn't want to tell me it would scare too many people away. So after giving 200 got a 5 minute rub of oil than she started negotiating wanting another 200 for FS. Told her just give me the hour massage, gave 2 more minutes and kicked me out. Lesson learned[/QUOTE]That sounds about right. I stopped going to LMPs about 3 years ago when it became increasingly difficult to find a reasonably attractive woman that would do FS for 100 or 120.

Latinas now tend to be like Russians hoes. Very greedy.

But, There was a place on NW 36 street, across from Mia Intl AP at RM5 X+53 Virginia Gardens, Florida, called Holistic Health or something, there would be a nice rotation of Central American cuties that would do FS for 100/120. But they've closed down now.

There was one girl there I saw several times who did BBBJ-CIM for 60 and the funny thing was the first time I went there she told me "Don't cum in my mouth".

So, of course I Came in her Mouth.

Then after that it was understood that I would blow a load in her mouth and she would just get up and go spit it out from then on.

Sup guys, I want to preface this by saying that I know these girls are people just like me or you. I make an effort to be polite and understand.

Here's the situation. Hypothetically whenever I go to AMPs I usually grab a towel and let the lady know to back up a bit when I'm about to cum, but the last few times I've gone to various location I was give terrible service. Low energy chicks and rushed services. In one of them the chick said I could eat but never provided the goods.

So hypothetically in these situations I decided fuck it I don't care. I made sure to grope and finger the chicks until they felt so uncomfortable the had to pull my hand out and kinds hold it down. Then I told the chick to let me finish myself off and to instead just let me grope her more. Chick agrees and I choose to play with tits, which distracts her enough so she won't notice I'm about to cum. Lastly I make sure to aim for the face. One of these bad experiences I was able to land on the cheek. Lady was pissed lmao.

Personally I don't take this road unless they provide the lowest tier services but I want my moneys worth I guess. Does anyone else do this type of shit or am just douche nozzle?

[QUOTE=BlueTiger573;4609903]Personally I don't take this road unless they provide the lowest tier services but I want my moneys worth I guess. Does anyone else do this type of shit or am just douche nozzle?[/QUOTE]Life is all about shooting your load.

Does anyone know a good AMP or LMP near Allapattah?

[QUOTE=Menace305;4615029]Does anyone know a good AMP or LMP near Allapattah?[/QUOTE]LOL! Allapattah is one of those infamous Miami AMP Dead Zones. Like Liberty City, Brownsville, Over Town Carol City or Opalocka. Basically any area that one would consider to be "the hood" is lacking in massage parlors. For what ever the reasons, you decide.

There was, or maybe still is, a lady that advertised by the name of Liz Jimenez LMT. She worked out of her house there off 12 ave and 30 street. I never got to check her out but I was always curious if there might be service above and beyond the usual.

Otherwise, nope. You'll have to get some transportation and get out of Allapattah if you want to visit an AMP of even an LMP. Head west to Hialeah, or east to Biscayne, or south to Flagler and SW 8th street to find lots of AMPs and LMPs. Or go way north to the Hollywood, Davie area, or way south to Bird Road and Sunset.

The smart way is to Google massage and your zip code and you will get a list of places from closest to furthest away. Good Luck.

[QUOTE=Everlast1;4529946]Stopped here one afternoon when my planned destination was closed. I'm glad this was nearby. Kily is a stunningly attractive provider. However, I'm not a fan of implants, even when they're smaller implants: They just don't feel right. Kely cannot massage very well, but I wasn't interested in that anyway. She did everything else very well. She is very sweet and we spent some time talking. Her English is poor, so we used Google Translate to converse. Next time I'm in Miami, I will look her up.[/QUOTE]Can you provide a link? Thank you.

[QUOTE=BigLuber;4617307]LOL! Allapattah is one of those infamous Miami AMP Dead Zones. Like Liberty City, Brownsville, Over Town Carol City or Opalocka. Basically any area that one would consider to be "the hood" is lacking in massage parlors. For what ever the reasons, you decide.

There was, or maybe still is, a lady that advertised by the name of Liz Jimenez LMT. She worked out of her house there off 12 ave and 30 street. I never got to check her out but I was always curious if there might be service above and beyond the usual.

Otherwise, nope. You'll have to get some transportation and get out of Allapattah if you want to visit an AMP of even an LMP. Head west to Hialeah, or east to Biscayne, or south to Flagler and SW 8th street to find lots of AMPs and LMPs. Or go way north to the Hollywood, Davie area, or way south to Bird Road and Sunset.

The smart way is to Google massage and your zip code and you will get a list of places from closest to furthest away. Good Luck.[/QUOTE]LOL, that's what I thought. Couldn't hurt to ask.

Heading to Southbeach next week and looking for recommendations for AMP or MP.

Thanks in advance fellow mongers.

Actually saw Liz 2 or 3 times hoping things will gradually build up but nothing ever did. I made a few mentions of extras and was completely shut down. Haven't seen her in a while and it's a shame because she was a sexy little Latina! If she makes a come back I may just try one more time. LOL good luck.

[QUOTE=BigLuber;4617307]LOL! Allapattah is one of those infamous Miami AMP Dead Zones. Like Liberty City, Brownsville, Over Town Carol City or Opalocka. Basically any area that one would consider to be "the hood" is lacking in massage parlors. For what ever the reasons, you decide.

There was, or maybe still is, a lady that advertised by the name of Liz Jimenez LMT. She worked out of her house there off 12 ave and 30 street. I never got to check her out but I was always curious if there might be service above and beyond the usual.

Otherwise, nope. You'll have to get some transportation and get out of Allapattah if you want to visit an AMP of even an LMP. Head west to Hialeah, or east to Biscayne, or south to Flagler and SW 8th street to find lots of AMPs and LMPs. Or go way north to the Hollywood, Davie area, or way south to Bird Road and Sunset.

The smart way is to Google massage and your zip code and you will get a list of places from closest to furthest away. Good Luck.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RealTalk;4630569]Actually saw Liz 2 or 3 times hoping things will gradually build up but nothing ever did. I made a few mentions of extras and was completely shut down. Haven't seen her in a while and it's a shame because she was a sexy little Latina! If she makes a come back I may just try one more time. LOL good luck.[/QUOTE]OK, thanks, then I'll cross her off my To-Do list. Besides, it's a very long list.

I intentionally left out North Miami Beach aka 1X3 street because for some reason every AMP there has some ugly little women working in those places. I mean every one from just west of North Miami Ave all the way to W. Dixie Hwy, even the 3 or 4 that do FS.

Hey Gentlemen,

I will be visiting Miami for SB weekend from Las Vegas. Staying in Biscayne Bay. Looking for recommendations for LMP or AMP. Able to give info for LV to any members willing to share. A PM or response here would be great, posting this as a preface as I will RTFF.

Thanks,

JB.

Hello Eskimo Bro's.

I'm a long time lurker, check my posts dating back to 2006.

I'm in town from the Bay Area in Cali, where, I believe, we have the hottest k aamp golfing in the country. If you are ever in town, dm me and I will gladly provide some guidance to k orgs in our area.

That said, I have been in town for the SB LIV, and after suffering a humiliating defeat, I am in need of some consoling.

Could anyone please post here, or DM me links of phone numbers of local aamp's of any nationality?

I have impeccable references, for any org to check, and I'm only in town until Wednesday night.

Any information would be greatly appreciated!!

Best Regards,

PL.

Hey guys, made a quick pit stop in your lovely neighbourhood and as one does, looked to sample the local fauna.

MP's are easy so I tend to stick to those. After doing some research I found Latin angels where it seemed you could get BBBJ and FS for $. 6.

Called an requested an appointment with a supposedly thick Latin girl named Danielle, but when I got there they said she had to leave early, so I got Laura. She was damn hot so I wasn't going to complain. Gave her the cash and got undressed and on the table.

Massage was weak and lotions based, a throw away but it only lasted 15 minutes before the flip. When I flipped I found her to be in bra and panties. Very nice! She then lotioned up junior and started a vigerous hand job like she was racing making me blow with the count down of a big nasty bomb or something. I slowed her down and tried to get some GFE time in, but she was luke warm and indicated no touching or daty. She grabs a cover and goes for a whatever CBJ, and at this point I know this isn't a session, it's masterbation using a warm life like sex doll.

So I take charge, flip her over for standing mish on the table edge, then turned her around for standing doggy. She was hot, felt good, popped into the beautiful ass of hers.

She then goes on some weird sterilisation protocol, using rubbing alcohol on basically everything. Was very weird.

Anyway, she offered to finish the time with massage but I bounced.

She was very pleasant, and seriously good looking with big augmented DD a and a beautiful ass, but it's definitely not a gse or pse but hey, it's the most realistic sex doll experience in town.

YMMV.

Jet.

[QUOTE=GlennUknow;4002134]So I went to an AMP where an older but really sweet lady works. This AMP shall not be named here, nor her name or face be shown as this video attached is a "Spy-Cam" vid.

So, if you like the action here you'll have to PM me for info.

It was one of those days that I just wanted to pound on some twat. I have seen this Chinese lady before and even though she's not top-notch looking, she has a nice shape and she can take a pounding without any gripes about how big my dick is.

She goes by a "stage name" as do pretty much all women working in massage parlors. You know the common ones. Kiki, Cici, Coco, Lily, Nana, even Julie, Cathy and Jenny.

Anyways, I made a full length video of my encounter with my trusty little infa-red spy cam, and my trusted monger friends can see it.

But here's some highlights of the action. Normally I give her 80, but she got 100 today because of he excellent massage afterwards. I like to get the boom-boom in first, then relax with a "good-a massage".

[URL]https://jmp.sh/paJ6pwx[/URL][/QUOTE]Could you please private message me about video. I have a few questions about camera and the girl. Thank you.

Hey Glenn can you PM me with info on this place and / or the provider? Thanks.

[QUOTE=GlennUknow;4002134]So I went to an AMP where an older but really sweet lady works. This AMP shall not be named here, nor her name or face be shown as this video attached is a "Spy-Cam" vid.

So, if you like the action here you'll have to PM me for info.

It was one of those days that I just wanted to pound on some twat. I have seen this Chinese lady before and even though she's not top-notch looking, she has a nice shape and she can take a pounding without any gripes about how big my dick is.

She goes by a "stage name" as do pretty much all women working in massage parlors. You know the common ones. Kiki, Cici, Coco, Lily, Nana, even Julie, Cathy and Jenny.

Anyways, I made a full length video of my encounter with my trusty little infa-red spy cam, and my trusted monger friends can see it.

But here's some highlights of the action. Normally I give her 80, but she got 100 today because of he excellent massage afterwards. I like to get the boom-boom in first, then relax with a "good-a massage".

[URL]https://jmp.sh/paJ6pwx[/URL][/QUOTE]