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[QUOTE=NiceChicaGaGuy;2757370]Haven't been to Crystal in a while. They had an awesome spring, but the reviews in the last few months haven't been great. Have things improved? Who are the girls these days?[/QUOTE]I went last weekend. Wasn't busy. I have always enjoyed visits with see see. I knew she was there. Before starting with see see I was shown Sara. See see told me to see her. I had an enjoyable time. Sara is tall with 34 the enhanced. Left nipple is inverted. Had fun trying to get it aroused. But what I enjoyed was the daty. She has a lot of meat down there if you understand what I mean. Been a long time since I enjoyed what Sara had to offer down there. I would probably try again. I don't understand why talent can't be more consistant there.

Why would anyone want to daty anywhere where 45 min before some guy was had his sports car parked in the garage. I just don't understand it.

I normally don't see anyone but Lexus or Paris but neither were available. I was going to pass until I was told that Elly was available. Her picture on the website always peaked my interest so I took one for the team. You all owe me one. LOL.

1) she actually looks like her picture (a lot of Paris girls are bigger than their pictures suggest).

2) she made me wait 20 minutes after my scheduled appointment so she ate dinner (which smelled burned).

3) I was told that a bikini session was. 55 (the website says. 50) so I scheduled the session. After she comes in 20 minutes late and fully dressed, I informed her that I scheduled a bikini session. Elly then states that she charges. 6 but I told her that I was told. 55 on the phone. She looks good so I said what the heck and I go with the. 6.

4) I then find out that she only take off her top for the bikini session (bra still on). Nothing below she waste changed.

5) I go to asian providers for real massages but I expect a good body rub at this place. Elly doesn't give a body run but tries to give a real message. Her massage was the worse that I have ever had!

6) I rub her leg to let her know that I am not LEO. But she tell me to take it easy so I stop. I figure that I can get back to it on the flip.

7) On the flip I had to request a pillow (bad sign). She circles my body with light touches but she moves so fast that I can't see her body (which I paid to see) and I could not retry the leg rubs.

8) Then she abruptly states that the session is over and ask if I want another towel. I ask "that's it?" She says yes and walks out.

What a waste of time!

Side note:

1) Gabby is back.

2) The front is to cold (construction) so everyone in the office huddles up right outside the room. I come out to 3 sets of eyes looking me after hearing me strike out.

* I am starting to think that only Paris and Lexus are worth seeing and only on 1 dollar a minute Monday's.

[QUOTE=Bildo;2790763]I have been out of the AMP game for a few years and was curious about the King Spa on 95th in HH, as I used to be much further north. Curious to know if it is the standard spa experience.

With typical menu. Feel free to PM if you have any advice. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Right after they first opened, there was a younger gal who I really dug. At first she protested that HE was not allowed, but once she came around she was amazing at it (even allowing full roaming beneath her clothes). Eventually she disappeared and the past several experiences I had there were unfavorable (self-service). I personally will not be returning there again.

There is no logic to what people enjoy. What gets you off, might not get the next person off. That's OK.

Do what floats your boat, and nevermind about the next guy.

[QUOTE=SouthsideIrish;2795024]Why would anyone want to daty anywhere where 45 min before some guy was had his sports car parked in the garage. I just don't understand it.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ChicagoRocks;2795970]There is no logic to what people enjoy. What gets you off, might not get the next person off. That's OK.

Do what floats your boat, and nevermind about the next guy.[/QUOTE]Well said Chicago Rocks. I am a bit surprised at SouthSideIrish that him being a senior didn't think through the idea that ANY and ALL of the women we see have what I would call "public" parking garages. In other words, one car pulls out and another pulls in. Just the reality. Of course some may have greater traffic than others, but still all in all, the parking spots are for short term use only.

Stay safe and have fun.

G2.

[QUOTE=ChicagoRocks;2795970]There is no logic to what people enjoy. What gets you off, might not get the next person off. That's OK.

Do what floats your boat, and nevermind about the next guy.[/QUOTE]What I was saying in my post, in a whole lot nicer way then your post is the activity described is gross. And when I have an opinion I will continue to state it. If you don't like what I write, never mind my post and read the next guys.

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I didn't mean to offend.

I often don't understand what other people enjoy. Let's change the topic from daty to type of girl you like. One might prefer asian, euro, black, young, milfy or any combo. One might like bbw, stick thin, medium builds, big tits, small tits, big ass, small ass. You get the point. I don't judge the type of girls people like, or the acts they like to perform. Good for them for figuring out what they like. That doesn't mean I understand it or like it myself.

Again, I apologize if I offended and I enjoy your posts.

CR.

[QUOTE=SouthsideIrish;2796231]What I was saying in my post, in a whole lot nicer way then your post is the activity described is gross. And when I have an opinion I will continue to state it. If you don't like what I write, never mind my post and read the next guys.[/QUOTE]

That's why you got to hit them up first thing in the morning. No muff diving after 11 am.

[QUOTE=ChicagoRocks;2796864]I didn't mean to offend.

I often don't understand what other people enjoy. Let's change the topic from daty to type of girl you like. One might prefer asian, euro, black, young, milfy or any combo. One might like bbw, stick thin, medium builds, big tits, small tits, big ass, small ass. You get the point. I don't judge the type of girls people like, or the acts they like to perform. Good for them for figuring out what they like. That doesn't mean I understand it or like it myself.

Again, I apologize if I offended and I enjoy your posts.

CR.[/QUOTE]You weren't rude. The guy asked for someone to explain it to him. You have no need to apologize. You handled it better than me. I would have told the guy to f*ck off.

[QUOTE=BottleRocket12;2797264]That's why you got to hit them up first thing in the morning. No muff diving after 11 am.[/QUOTE]35 bbw Alsip, loves BBBJ.

[QUOTE=Bm392;2795364]I normally don't see anyone but Lexus or Paris but neither were available. I was going to pass until I was told that Elly was available. Her picture on the website always peaked my interest so I took one for the team. You all owe me one. LOL.

1) she actually looks like her picture (a lot of Paris girls are bigger than their pictures suggest).

2) she made me wait 20 minutes after my scheduled appointment so she ate dinner (which smelled burned).

3) I was told that a bikini session was. 55 (the website says. 50) so I scheduled the session. After she comes in 20 minutes late and fully dressed, I informed her that I scheduled a bikini session. Elly then states that she charges. 6 but I told her that I was told. 55 on the phone. She looks good so I said what the heck and I go with the. 6.

4) I then find out that she only take off her top for the bikini session (bra still on). Nothing below she waste changed.

5) I go to asian providers for real massages but I expect a good body rub at this place. Elly doesn't give a body run but tries to give a real message. Her massage was the worse that I have ever had!

6) I rub her leg to let her know that I am not LEO. But she tell me to take it easy so I stop. I figure that I can get back to it on the flip.

7) On the flip I had to request a pillow (bad sign). She circles my body with light touches but she moves so fast that I can't see her body (which I paid to see) and I could not retry the leg rubs.

8) Then she abruptly states that the session is over and ask if I want another towel. I ask "that's it?" She says yes and walks out.

What a waste of time!

Side note:

1) Gabby is back.

2) The front is to cold (construction) so everyone in the office huddles up right outside the room. I come out to 3 sets of eyes looking me after hearing me strike out.

* I am starting to think that only Paris and Lexus are worth seeing and only on 1 dollar a minute Monday's.[/QUOTE]You saved me a wasted trip on Sunday, I went to Harlem instead and left happy.

Haven't seen anything on here lately about Crystal so thought I'd head over and check it out. Visited with Sara, and after confirming that I was legit received a thorough ts, then into the sauna. She gave a much better than expected massage and I left happy. $. 4 out the door and I will be back.

-w.

[QUOTE=Wenger;2803443]Haven't seen anything on here lately about Crystal so thought I'd head over and check it out. Visited with Sara, and after confirming that I was legit received a thorough ts, then into the sauna. She gave a much better than expected massage and I left happy. $. 4 out the door and I will be back.

-w.[/QUOTE]Was $. 4 the total including the door fee or for L3 only? $. 4 is usually what the girls ask for L3. With the door fee, it comes out to 220. I only go when I am lazy or nothing else looks good.