Happiness

Sasha is beautiful. As mentioned in some of the reports in this forum thread below, Sasha is a 10. There are many beautiful girls out there and TEHO, and BIITEOTB. I generally look for the beauty in all girls, that just naturally being optimistic. I rather look for the good, see the beauty than look for flaws. I guess it depends on your personal reference and prior experiences, cultural and social upbringing. Example I find the tan asian girls, like Dallas, Hilton, Jordan, attractive. Some asian cultures don't find a tan skin asian girl attractive, but TEHO.

Being mindful of the concept of TEHO, and ending this report with TEHO. The validity of the rater needs to be taken into consideration. There are many factors that can contribute to rating looks on an AMP model. Some of the factors include 1) BMI, how tone or how fat she looks. 1 b) cellulite? 2) Proportion and symmetry of the entire physique. Hips to waist ratio, Breast to waist ratio. There are some inherent genetics factors that cannot be changed Ex; like the height of the person, color of the eyes, and bone structure, etc, unless alternated surgically or chemically. However these factors can be covered by make up. Applied correctly; make up does wonders. 3) Age is a factor, and normally youth is a strength. If you have a 19 year old versus a 45 year old vixen; both with similar genetics, height, weight, BMI, and same make up application, same hair, same dress, etc. Most of the general public will pick the youth over maturity, thus there is an age limit for the Miss Universe, and most other pageants. Some contest and pageant have age categories, example like a "masters category" versus a "open competition category". TEHO and I would rare a girl a 10 if she has developed her genetic potential to be the best possible person she can be physically. There are other methodologies regarding measuring female beauty but TEHO. Cheers!

[QUOTE=AmpAddict808;2775618]I couldn't get an appointment at Rejuve. Just got the answering message. Was too horny to call it a night so broke down to use those exposed stairs at Happiness to check it out. I must have looked strange wearing a hat and dark sunglasses at night. LOL. First time I've been at the new location. I chose Rebecca. Taller Chinese. I think she's a MILF as she has a stomach pooch. Service was okay but not at the same level as Shiny's. She may appeal to other mongerers. Won't repeat and rather spend my money for Shiny or Nara at Roses.[/QUOTE]Thanks for another honest description of Rebecca. You thought correctly, she is definitely a 40+ year old MILF and most definitely has a pooch despite what the usual suspects may write about her now that she is at Happiness. If you search the word "Joanne" in the Roses thread you'll see that she was always said to be a MILF. But just wait until she jumps ship to another AMP then the same guys praising her now will start pointing out her pooch and telling us she's old. Happens all the time like clockwork.

[QUOTE=Poundthepoi;2781920]Hi Guys,

Long time lurker here that appreciates the forum and all the input of it's members.

Quick question though about Happiness.

Are table showers standard there?

I've been to Kison, Rejuve, Empire, Mayflower. And never got a table shower before.

Thank you in advance.[/QUOTE]I think I've gotten a table shower every single time I went to Happiness. Kison and Rejuve have stand up showers only.

[QUOTE=SlamDunkChamp;2782184]Thanks for another honest description of Rebecca. You thought correctly, she is definitely a 40+ year old MILF and most definitely has a pooch despite what the usual suspects may write about her now that she is at Happiness. If you search the word "Joanne" in the Roses thread you'll see that she was always said to be a MILF. But just wait until she jumps ship to another AMP then the same guys praising her now will start pointing out her pooch and telling us she's old. Happens all the time like clockwork.[/QUOTE]I noticed after I made my honest post about Rebecca that about 4 or 5 posts were made over the next 2 days with purely positive reviews. Even one took exception to mention that she had no pooch. Coincidence? Go figure. If it's intentionally done then Happiness can lose business from new customers that come in and get disappointed and then never come back. Kind of like false advertising. While if the reviews at Rejuve are all spot on, then those lost customers will end up always patronizing Rejuve. Any service business needs a regular customer base to survive. Of course, I'm only conjecturing.

[QUOTE=SirRegal;2780790]So true. Went to see her, she doesn't know me from Adam but she gave me a great time. I think I might have found the sweet spot where they don't chase you out of the table shower but it might just be because they weren't that busy. 2 great things today were 1) no rush from the table shower and 2) I got my full hour. I love Rebecca's natural boobs. They felt great. Two things I love is when a girl grabs my hand to grab her boobs or rub her pussy and Rebecca did that. Nani and Dallas at Rejuve does this all the time and I love it. All the girls at Empire did this because Ivy told them to. LOL The other thing is not complain she is tired. Rebecca has a lot of energy. She did a lot of cowgirl and RCG. She gets super wet like Sugar at Rejuve. She let me DATY for as long as I wanted without scolding me on how she wants it done. I love her warm pussy juices. She BBBJ for a long time. As long as I wanted. She asked me if I wanted foreplay or to get right to the act and I prefered the foreplay. She compliments me a lot and makes me feel like the man. Would repeat for sure. Menu was DFK, DATY, FIV, BBBJ, and CFS in multiple positions. English very good.[/QUOTE] Thanks for your honest review,I've only seen her once but your spot on with your review, will repeat again!!

[QUOTE=SlamDunkChamp;2782184]Thanks for another honest description of Rebecca. You thought correctly, she is definitely a 40+ year old MILF and most definitely has a pooch despite what the usual suspects may write about her now that she is at Happiness. If you search the word "Joanne" in the Roses thread you'll see that she was always said to be a MILF. But just wait until she jumps ship to another AMP then the same guys praising her now will start pointing out her pooch and telling us she's old. Happens all the time like clockwork.[/QUOTE]I think you might be right. I saw Rebecca before and she was nice but some reviews are so over the top I started to wondered if I had the same girl. You don't think they are getting something for the raving review or are they just trying to kiss happy's ass literally.

[QUOTE=ExitOnly;2782300]I think you might be right. I saw Rebecca before and she was nice but some reviews are so over the top I started to wondered if I had the same girl. You don't think they are getting something for the raving review or are they just trying to kiss happy's ass literally.[/QUOTE]Would be cool if you could ping me handles of these dudes so can be placed on ignore. I don't have time for these shenanigans. Between magikluv69 who loves to toot his own horn and the ones who enjoy tooting mommas horn this place can be hard to navigate at times. Ha! Jk ML69.

But please email me if can.

Mahalos for confirming these girls are mostly retreads from other AMPs as suspected. Must admit service has been consistent with BBBJ, some dfk and daty, cfs. Just like empire, average girls with consistent service. I still haven't met a 20 year old hottie as described be why other reviews here. All are 30 plus or more, none looks like their photos are in touched.

Still would repeat because it's easy to get a pretty good service fuck here, and it's not uber busy like rejuve.

I've gotten BBBJ dfk and daty here 100% of the girls, and I can't say the same for other AMPs.

[QUOTE=ExitOnly;2782300]I think you might be right. I saw Rebecca before and she was nice but some reviews are so over the top I started to wondered if I had the same girl. You don't think they are getting something for the raving review or are they just trying to kiss happy's ass literally.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SirRegal;2781160]I think a lot of people will be in for a surprise going in thinking Sasha is a 10 in looks based on all the glowing reviews. Glad you pointed that out. Her pix are well posed and photographed.[/QUOTE]Sasha is definitely hot, and all but the most jaded hobbyists would probably agree. There are very few 10's IMHO. Maybe Charlotte McKinney, Holly Peers and Emily Ratajkowski; Kara Del Toro and Devin Brugman are maybe somewhere on the 9/10 border. I personally wouldn't put Sasha in that category, though. In my book she's maybe an 8 compared to the women I mentioned.

So I had my third 2 hour visit with this fine specimen. In fact my meeting was for noon so I left work 9:30. Got to don Q to grab my donation and fireball. I decided to take a detour rout In the store and who do I run into. The sexy Yasi. She was in all black with short black hair. She knew me wayyyy before I knew who she was and she was happy to me. So much so I'm glad I was not with my daughter LOL She gave me a big hug like we were old friends and I was shocked. I Asked What are you up 2. (Duhhh) she said shopping. I was like. Cool. See you later. I'm such a dummie LOL.

Anyways two hours goes by. I finish my work and the fireball while sitting in the parking lot. Head on in. Now she enters the room in a blinded out bikini / thong. Soooosexy. She tells me showers are busy and asks why am I still in a towel. Hint taken. We make out and she BBBJ jr till ready to rock. I bend her over the bed and watch her face as I enter. Perfection. 10 minutes In we get word shower is ready and it took every ounce to not pop. In shower things keep rolling b2 b like always. This time she had her little bag so we could try round 2 in shower room. Also amazing. 20 minutes in I see someone peek in so I call time and request we move LOL.

Back to little room we boom boom every way and I still have not popped. This is 90 minutes in. I. can see she is fading fast, we nap for a min and I get right back on it. She said she was sleepy but did not object. Railing her hard mish with legs in air watching her Tatas jiggle is amazing. I am about to pop and pull out JR. Slide off hat and bust all on her tummy / tits.

I wish she would be down for some rimming but other then that she is a 10. She is leaving for a few days but she pinky swore she would be back. Anyways. She is a gem. So much so I'm scared to try anyone else just because I don't want to be let down. LOL.

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Sorry but short report because working. Took a chance and tried Cindi since my ATF on vacay and Koko too on vacay. First off, pics are definitely not her. Cindi is MILF and a little heavy. Mid 40's my guess. Looks wise she's maybe 7,not bad. Friendly personality from South Carolina. Body wise 6. 5 little soft but then I love Sasha's body so it's skewed a bit. Overall everything so so. Not bad but not good compared to the other girls. TS okay with Nuru b2 b and bbj. Back to the room some lfk and dfk but seem like she don't know how to dfk very well. Cg, mish, doggy take break with 69,then bbj, back to acg, cg mish then doggy. Little fiv and daty, dato along the way. She did let me bb but wanted me cim. When I popped she did take it all and kept sucking until I was finished. I give her 10 for that.

Here's where everything went down 👇 to a 5 score. After we finished she went to clean up and came back with hot towel. When she was gone, I checked the time 40 minutes gone by so I figured maybe msog or massage. She returned and wiped me down, then went to get my clothes. WTF! Killed my mood right then. Pretty pissed as I know she knew full well what time it was. Got dressed and left. Even mama Kim who met me seemed little 😲 surprised so early because usually she knocking on the door when I'm with Sasha.

So, as always YMMV maybe you'll get way better service but this was my sesh today. Win some lose some. In my book Cindi was definitely a loser because she shorted me big time. If this never happened maybe I'd give a 7 for overall but with the kick out I give a 5.

Sophie and Joann rebecky are good fuking. Service includes dfk, daty, BBBJ, dt, cfs. All positions. One is 30+ old, the other has to be 40+. But both can take a pounding, and will fuck you back hard. Nice time fucking both. Money well spent.

Connie cannot or would not fuck hard. Had to go slow. Smelled like smoke. Same age group as jojo. No repeat for me.

I had better fuck sessions with the Chinese flavor. They looked good, smelled good, taste good, fuck good. YMMV, of course.

[QUOTE=Raiden;2783533]Sorry but short report because working. Took a chance and tried Cindi since my ATF on vacay and Koko too on vacay. First off, pics are definitely not her. Cindi is MILF and a little heavy. Mid 40's my guess. Looks wise she's maybe 7,not bad. Friendly personality from South Carolina. Body wise 6. 5 little soft but then I love Sasha's body so it's skewed a bit. Overall everything so so. Not bad but not good compared to the other girls. TS okay with Nuru b2 b and bbj. Back to the room some lfk and dfk but seem like she don't know how to dfk very well. Cg, mish, doggy take break with 69,then bbj, back to acg, cg mish then doggy. Little fiv and daty, dato along the way. She did let me bb but wanted me cim. When I popped she did take it all and kept sucking until I was finished. I give her 10 for that.

Here's where everything went down  to a 5 score. After we finished she went to clean up and came back with hot towel. When she was gone, I checked the time 40 minutes gone by so I figured maybe msog or massage. She returned and wiped me down, then went to get my clothes. WTF! Killed my mood right then. Pretty pissed as I know she knew full well what time it was. Got dressed and left. Even mama Kim who met me seemed little  surprised so early because usually she knocking on the door when I'm with Sasha.

So, as always YMMV maybe you'll get way better service but this was my sesh today. Win some lose some. In my book Cindi was definitely a loser because she shorted me big time. If this never happened maybe I'd give a 7 for overall but with the kick out I give a 5.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the honest report. Especially the details about the short time. I feel like if the customer is ready to leave and initiates getting dressed, that's one thing. But if a provider starts ushering you out the door before mama calls time or a knock, that is bad form. For a session to be GFE in my book, a girl should offer to cuddle, chat, or massage until time is called. That's one of the reasons I spend 90% of my AMP money at Happiness and Rejuve these days, because getting shorted almost never happens. Bummer you got shorted.

I'm planning my first visit to Happiness on my pay day next week. Who would be a better option: Lexi or Jasmine. Haven't seen any reports on Lexi, but her pic in the ad caught my attention. I know Jasmine is well reviewed and would probably be a good option also. Not really worried about PSE or GFE, just want to get money'so worth.