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$$ for the hour= mechanical, rushed, fake pics, and not worth it.

I saw that she had reviews on another site and they were favorable, that thin there that stood out to me was it said the pics were real and accurate. I figured just based on that I would give it a try. She's not at all like the pics, I like athletic girls and she doesn't even seem to ever have been an athlete. She's is young, fat- not thick (which is favorable as well) and not very personable. At the beginning I thought she may have been pregnant but when the shirt came off and I saw the gut, man was I disgusted, I mean it flops over her waistline. Not to mention her black pimp / boyfriend is stalking in and around the hotel.

Don't be stupid like me AVOID!

Mia is beautiful, has a fun, young attitude, and enjoys what she does. She's strictly a massage provider, but if that's what you're looking for, you'll be sure to enjoy yourself.

The Juicy Details.

Mia provides a tantric massage experience. Not sure what that means. But what I experienced was a terrific massage (she has had training and it shows) with a beautiful, fun provider. Other reviewers have accurately commented on the fee structure at this spa. $80 gets you in the door. 50 buys the extras, which, from Mia, at least, are limited to a topless HJ. Now, I knew I was headed to a massage provider, so was not disappointed. Far from it. Mia looks better than her pictures. For the extra 50, she'll provide a body on body topless massage with an awesome hand release. Whether you want to see her depends on what you are looking for. If a personal connection is part of what you are looking for, then you should really go see Mia. She's super cute, for sure. But she's also genuine, which is sort of rare. I probably enjoyed the getting-to-know-you chit-chat as much as I enjoyed the (very, very enjoyable) service she provides. I'm likely to repeat.

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[QUOTE=Kenitsu; 1256066][url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/?keyword=amanda&layout=detailed[/url]

Don't be stupid like me AVOID![/QUOTE]Yeah even though you don't get hits on TinEye its still worth noting that the poster posted pics of various women and a number of them are pro shot. I'm always skeptical with pics that are pro shot, the only girls you see that way usually are with an agency or fakes. The only time I trust good quality pics is if they're shot in a hotel / motel room, staged photos on a set is something most BP girls don't do unless they were hooked up with an agency at one time.

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Looks like someone is using my fave filipina's pics, guys. Cassie is not in town, some scammer is using her pics over by wrigley- going by "jasmine."[/QUOTE]Who's the real girl?

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[QUOTE=GoldenGreek; 1253624]Has anyone seen there girls and have any reports good or bad?

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Haven't seen her, but I have seen those exact same pics used in several BP ads, so odds are she's lifted them.[/QUOTE]I saw her about a year ago, She was using different pics back then. She is not very attractive, has droopy B cups, a saggy belly and tattoos all over her body). And her performance? Well, let's just say I should have saved my money and used fistina that night, Not recommended.

What's interesting is that a known review site has two reviews of her. I think this is interesting because what's being said about her here is much different than the somewhat positive reviews on that site. Tineye is great to help us sort out the bogus pictures some of these people are using. It's up to communities like this to sort out the rest.

Stay safe!

[QUOTE=Lothar22;1256566]Yeah even though you don't get hits on TinEye its still worth noting that the poster posted pics of various women and a number of them are pro shot. I'm always skeptical with pics that are pro shot, the only girls you see that way usually are with an agency or fakes. The only time I trust good quality pics is if they're shot in a hotel / motel room, staged photos on a set is something most BP girls don't do unless they were hooked up with an agency at one time.[/QUOTE]

She answered the door, buck-naked. I was happy with her face (though, she obviously just finished smoking a joint, or blunt) , and her body. She had real dd's, and she's skinny!

Meanwhile, she lets me in to an empty front room (doesn't matter to me, I'm not there for tea and biscuits). There was a pitbull, locked in a tiny cage (now it, looked like it wanted some tea and biscuits). We went to her room, and discuss the cost of getting that poor, thirsty dog some tea and biscuits. I think I agreed to 1. 2, but this was a couple years ago, so I'm not for sure what the cost for the tea and biscuits was.

When we started with our business, her ass smelled like ass, but with shit still in it! She also had a brownish discharge, seeping out of her vagina. I couldn't put my dick in that! So, I got up, took off the condom, then washed my dick off with Listerine! Yes. You heard right. I said Listerine!

It was Cool Mint flavor. It was on top of her kitchen sink, and was a sight of relief, after dealing with her dirty, probably disease-riddled ass (literally).

The whole time, she's looking at me like her ass doesn't stink (literally).

Here's her ad. Here are some old pics from a ad, and pics personally, taken by me.

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[QUOTE=Dynomutt; 1256648]She answered the door, buck-naked. I was happy with her face (though, she obviously just finished smoking a joint, or blunt) , and her body. She had real dd's, and she's skinny!

Meanwhile, she lets me in to an empty front room (doesn't matter to me, I'm not there for tea and biscuits). There was a pitbull, locked in a tiny cage (now it, looked like it wanted some tea and biscuits). We went to her room, and discuss the cost of getting that poor, thirsty dog some tea and biscuits. I think I agreed to 1. 2, but this was a couple years ago, so I'm not for sure what the cost for the tea and biscuits was.

When we started with our business, her ass smelled like ass, but with shit still in it! She also had a brownish discharge, seeping out of her vagina. I couldn't put my dick in that! So, I got up, took off the condom, then washed my dick off with Listerine! Yes. You heard right. I said Listerine!

It was Cool Mint flavor. It was on top of her kitchen sink, and was a sight of relief, after dealing with her dirty, probably disease-riddled ass (literally).

The whole time, she's looking at me like her ass doesn't stink (literally).

Here's her ad. Here are some old pics from a ad, and pics personally, taken by me.

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[b]Ain't nothing like a good [i]Minty Fluoride Rinse,[/i] that helps fight plaque & kills vaginitis![/b]
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Listerine sure beats those whitening strips by a mile!
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[b] X[/b] Out
Via [b]DC[/b]

[QUOTE=Dynomutt;1256648]I couldn't put my dick in that![/QUOTE]LOL!

That made my day.

Now where can I get a shirt that says that?

Had the pleasure of seeing Mia this weekend. What a ride! She is. 23yrs old. 5'2", nice thin shape, B cups, and a truly nice person. Called her Sunday around 11 am and she answered right away. Set a time to see one another 45 minutes later. She was near Ohare in a nice hotel. The door was propped open and when I opened it up a fine young lady appeared dressed up, with heels, to show off her fine legs and looking gorgeous. I closed the door and we started to make out right away. I had to go to the bathroom as it was a long ride for me otherwise I would never have left the door way.

Off came the clothes and we started to kiss again. After a while she gave me a CBJ which was one of the best ones I have had in a while. It went on for a long, long time. She really knows how to tease. Great eye contact all the time. She asked me what I like and I told her CG and doggie. She then asked if I liked, RCG because that really turns her on. Who am I to disappoint her. On to RCG which, if I didn't like it before, I DO now; does that girl have talents. What movements and a great view. She was really showing me how much she liked it. I know that I was enjoying myself and she sure did enjoy herself.

We then moved on to mish where I could not hold back anymore and I blew in the cover. I had every intention of moving on to doggie, but she is so tight, and has great movements. She knows when to put her legs in the ai, are for deeper penetration, and how to move after that. She kept up with me stroke for stroke.

We talked for a while and then started round 2. Yes, it is a 2 for $$! She went to a HJ to start, and on to a CBJ. It was so good I thought that I died and went to Heaven. She is really talented. The whole time was a GFE from the start to the end. I cannot say enough for the great time I had. She went the extra mile. I will most definitely repeat.

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[QUOTE=Dynomutt; 1256648]She answered the door, buck-naked. I was happy with her face (though, she obviously just finished smoking a joint, or blunt) , and her body. She had real dd's, and she's skinny!

Meanwhile, she lets me in to an empty front room (doesn't matter to me, I'm not there for tea and biscuits). There was a pitbull, locked in a tiny cage (now it, looked like it wanted some tea and biscuits). We went to her room, and discuss the cost of getting that poor, thirsty dog some tea and biscuits. I think I agreed to 1. 2, but this was a couple years ago, so I'm not for sure what the cost for the tea and biscuits was.

When we started with our business, her ass smelled like ass, but with shit still in it! She also had a brownish discharge, seeping out of her vagina. I couldn't put my dick in that! So, I got up, took off the condom, then washed my dick off with Listerine! Yes. You heard right. I said Listerine!

It was Cool Mint flavor. It was on top of her kitchen sink, and was a sight of relief, after dealing with her dirty, probably disease-riddled ass (literally).

The whole time, she's looking at me like her ass doesn't stink (literally).

Here's her ad. Here are some old pics from a ad, and pics personally, taken by me.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/miss-7738998334-jasmine-21/6352011[/url][/QUOTE]. Just to find the good ones. I really miss some of those joints in Cicero from 'back in the day'. At least you could scrutinize the help before committing.

[QUOTE=Dynomutt;1256648]Meanwhile, she lets me in to an empty front room[/QUOTE]And obviously a pretty stark bedroom too.

Can't see paying $120 and having to do it on a nasty mattress on the floor.

[QUOTE=Lothar22;1256574]Who's the real girl?[/QUOTE]She's currently out of town. Says she's planning on visiting in a couple weeks or so. I'll keep you posted

Saw her ad several times on BP in the Body Rub section. Saw the as was also posted in the Escort section so I decided to take the plunge. Guy who runs the actual salon answered. Made it seem like the salon was just a front for the real business. Booked time and got the location. I arrived to find a very young looking woman who was very attractive. Paid upfront big mistake. The massage was the worst ever and things just got worse. YMMV! You have been warned.

Arrived at the salon location. I was asked if I was looking for Nancy. Who else there is only one private space and only one woman. Nancy greeted me and we went back to her space. Told to undress and get comfortable. I knew I had been had. Since the cash was already out I hoped for at least a decent massage. I was completely disappointed. She spent more time doing odd things with water and a wash cloth then massaging me. I attempted to touch her to see where things could go. Big mistake! She made it perfectly clear there would none of that. I was totally pissed now. I figured let her earn the cash and finish this massage. What a waste of time. There is no flip no nothing. I could have gotten a better massage a the local fashoin show. Everyone has to take one for the team. I took mine! Don't waste your time or your money which happen to be $120.

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[QUOTE=DaFlyestCubano; 1258033]Saw her ad several times on BP in the Body Rub section. Saw the as was also posted in the Escort section so I decided to take the plunge. Guy who runs the actual salon answered. Made it seem like the salon was just a front for the real business. Booked time and got the location. I arrived to find a very young looking woman who was very attractive. Paid upfront big mistake. The massage was the worst ever and things just got worse. YMMV! You have been warned.

Don't waste your time or your money which happen to be $120.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/made-in-mexico-23/8672413[/url][/QUOTE]I noticed the MADE IN MEXICO ad as well, thought of calling as the pic on BP looked good. Questions came up as number associated to Schaumburg and Midway locations, seemed fishy- Never got around to calling or inquiring. I am no pro when it comes to MPs, but think you'd want to avoid coughing up 120 right from the get-go without confirming what you're getting? Correct me if I'm wrong, fellas. As with any other type of session (think incall or even SW) you want to first make sure she isn't working for your UNCLE, but once that is established, I am big on KNOWING WHAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO GET, and AVOIDING GETTING SCAMMED. Handing over your hard earned blindly at first like that is just asking for trouble, leaving yourself open to get shafted. Same principle if she's an upseller, jack shack, PM, SW scammer, whatever. This is another version of the jack shack, as they imply you'll get more than what they offer. Just my thoughts.

Stay safe and look out for the scams!