Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Simplyu; 1469587]Ok guys, can I get a few recomendations.

I have a buddy coming in and he wants to visit a few all nude places. They don't have them where he lives. Now I don't normally do the clubs because the cost / get ratio is horrible. But since I can't really let him on to my monger habbits I need to find a place that offers the below.

Fairly inexpensive, not looking to blow 500 in a couple hours for a few dances.

Decent looking girls. Don't need extremely hot just not half there teeth missing and 300lbs

And allows some contact don't need services but don't want to do the you need to sit on your hands either.

I have looked though the forum but most focus on the EXTRAs. Also can you please not used aberivations I have tryed to look up YB or ybor and the only thing I get is scarletts and I am not sure thats what you guys are talking about.

Thanks in advance guys.

Simp[/QUOTE]YS and Scarletts are the same club. They change the name back 2006 or 2007.

[QUOTE=Ajdal;1469951]As a tourist he should at least spend some time in The Mons Venus and go from there.[/QUOTE]

Totally agree with Ajdal. Mons Venus should fit the bill. Nothing extra. Just full contact lap dances with beautiful girls. Since it's nude, they don't serve alcohol. Then again, you can get beers from the next door pizza place which is also owned by Mons. Check out the place especially after midnight on Friday or Saturday. Also make sure to negotiate the songs. Most girls cut you a break if you do multiple songs. (e. G. 2 for $40, etc.)

1) Mons Venus.

2) 2001.

3) Scarlett's @ Ybor Strip (YS or Ybor Strip to us locals)

I've looked for clubs by searching this site when I vacation. You locals would not believe what passes for a strip club in some places! We are spoiled here in Tampa Bay. I mean I can't even tell this guy just go to one club, I need to list three. We are just talking nude clubs too, there would be a long list of topless or bikini clubs too. Then if you start talking about across the bay or Pasco or Sarasota then the list gets really long.

Last year I read the fucking forum, got a room, and went to the best club on the list for the town I was visiting. What a fucking shit hole! These "dancers" were so old and ugly that Sea Hag from 140th would be the hottest Ho in the place by a long shot! Yeah, we are spoiled no doubt about it.

Though I have been told that extras are available in house. I have never noticed any. Though I'm not spending my time checking out guys getting lap dances. 2001 was always full service back in the 80's. Along with the Tanga (hmmm, memories). Though now, like any good pizza place, take out can usually be secured.

Happy hunting

Jade at starlight gave me a nice surprise.

[QUOTE=Casey3939; 1471216]Though I have been told that extras are available in house. I have never noticed any. Though I'm not spending my time checking out guys getting lap dances. 2001 was always full service back in the 80's. Along with the Tanga (hmmm, memories). Though now, like any good pizza place, take out can usually be secured.

Happy hunting[/QUOTE]Ah, yes. Tanga was always a sure thing in the early days. 2001 was hit and miss for me, and always a lot of $ for what you got. The Spaceship was pretty much the place to go, but it always ended up costing me big bucks at 2001 unless I got take-out. Nice looking girls recently, but back in the 80's, as best I can remember, the best looking ones were across the street at Mons.

Mons had the best looking girls in town, but other than a HJ once in a while in a dark corner, it was pretty legit. No back rooms, unfortunately. It has been a long time since I have been in there. I find better looking girls for a fairly legit dance on the other side of the bay at Oz, and Atlantis and Oasis are often good for more.

And then there was Legends. It was nice to be able to take a two-person shower at that place before or after. Ahh, the good old days.

Then we could talk about Pasco County. So many girls, so little time.

As you say, 'happy hunting. '

[QUOTE=Malaprop;1472531]Ah, yes. Tanga was always a sure thing in the early days. '[/QUOTE]Since you guys are reminiscing, I would share my part. I got my start in the hobby through strip clubs in Tampa. My first time at Mons, I couldn't believe how hot the girls were, dancing on me completely nude. Lots of grinding, I soiled my pants, but no opportunity for anything else as you noted.

At this time, the internet was just catching fire with the general public. I found a review of a gal at the old Pink Pony. It's been many years, but maybe her name was Angel? Anyhow, the review talked about some extras. I get to the club, and who walks up but this same gal. Super hot blond, great figure, all giggly but not empty headed. I told her I read a review about her. She was so excited! We had a good time in the back, successive sessions were more fun.

And yes, I remember Tanga. In the back room, the girls were very upfron t about the avaiable menu.

Nowadays, we have BP etc so it's different. Back then, the hunt in the clubs was half the fun / excitement.

[QUOTE=BigMonger;1472147]Jade at starlight gave me a nice surprise.[/QUOTE]Extras? A bag of M & M's? A big cock tucked under the thong? You need to be a bit more specific.

[QUOTE=Johnny Raw;1472593]Extras? A bag of M & M's? A big cock tucked under the thong? You need to be a bit more specific.[/QUOTE]Johnny, extras simply means that the girl does more than just bounce up and down on your lap during a 'lap' dance. The standard Lap Dance is just that. A girl dancing on your lap, while you either watch her or have some touchy-feely. As much as she will allow. Then there are the 'extras. '

Extras can be anything from full sex while sitting on your lap, or maybe some other sexual encounter while they are kneeling in front of you, or a little skin-to-foreskin rubbing. We try not to say too much on the forum, because we don't want to get specific girls in trouble (or ourselves either, for that matter). We would prefer to not have our favorite dancers arrested because we pointed them out on the forum, because then everybody loses. The customers lose their favorite dancers, the club gets fined, the dancers get an arrest record and can't get the money to feed their kids or enough to buy their lazy tattooed and pierced boyfriends (that they are hopelessly in love with) a new x-box to play with while they work. Then after that the club is forced to crack down on the girls behavior, stick pasties on the girls nipples, remove the curtains over the room doorways, and in general taking the total fun away from an evening or afternoon out.

Sorry. Got to climb down off the soap box. So if you want a bag of M&M's, I would suggest getting them at the corner CVS before or after you visit the club of your choice. And if you want a big cock under the thong, consider going to the Streetwalker Board, or pick up one of the free magazines in the lobby of most of the clubs. With a little luck, you could find just what you are looking for.

[QUOTE=Malaprop; 1473101]Johnny, extras simply means that the girl does more than just bounce up and down on your lap during a 'lap' dance. The standard Lap Dance is just that. A girl dancing on your lap, while you either watch her or have some touchy-feely. As much as she will allow. Then there are the 'extras. '

Extras can be anything from full sex while sitting on your lap, or maybe some other sexual encounter while they are kneeling in front of you, or a little skin-to-foreskin rubbing. We try not to say too much on the forum, because we don't want to get specific girls in trouble (or ourselves either, for that matter). We would prefer to not have our favorite dancers arrested because we pointed them out on the forum, because then everybody loses. The customers lose their favorite dancers, the club gets fined, the dancers get an arrest record and can't get the money to feed their kids or enough to buy their lazy tattooed and pierced boyfriends (that they are hopelessly in love with) a new x-box to play with while they work. Then after that the club is forced to crack down on the girls behavior, stick pasties on the girls nipples, remove the curtains over the room doorways, and in general taking the total fun away from an evening or afternoon out.

Sorry. Got to climb down off the soap box. So if you want a bag of M&M's, I would suggest getting them at the corner CVS before or after you visit the club of your choice. And if you want a big cock under the thong, consider going to the Streetwalker Board, or pick up one of the free magazines in the lobby of most of the clubs. With a little luck, you could find just what you are looking for.[/QUOTE]I couldn't have said it better.

[QUOTE=Malaprop;1473101]Sorry. Got to climb down off the soap box. So if you want a bag of M&M's, I would suggest getting them at the corner CVS before or after you visit the club of your choice. And if you want a big cock under the thong, consider going to the Streetwalker Board, or pick up one of the free magazines in the lobby of most of the clubs. With a little luck, you could find just what you are looking for.[/QUOTE]Seriously? Are you really going to act like there was NO problem whatsoever with the post I responded to? One line about a "nice surprise" from someone named Jade.

1. Not everyone knows who Jade is! This is a problem. A brief physical description would be nice. No personally identifying information, no verbal maps of every square inch of her body, just a short blurb to help me decide if a "nice surprise" is something I'd want from this dancer.

2. What is the nature of the surprise? This has not been established and as we are not all clones of the same guy, we just MIGHT have slightly differing ideas about the nature of a "nice surprise". Once again, nothing incriminating, just a ballpark figure so a reader doesn't need to spend a few minutes pondering just what the hell you meant.

3. You had no reason to get on your soapbox in the first place. Period. I read my post several times and I still don't see anything unreasonable or insulting in it.

Now, there are several ways we can go here. Personally, I'd prefer letting the issue drop. You've had your say and I've had mine. You probably think I'm a huge jerk and frankly, the feeling is absolutely mutual. Once again. I am not asking for a goddamn play-by-play of anyone's sexytimes in the champagne room. But don't poke your freaking head in the room, essentially say,"I had fun!" then skip out without any actual information whatsoever!

So, can we get back to sharing information of our local adult dancer population? That would be great.

[QUOTE=Johnny Raw; 1473493]Seriously? Are you really going to act like there was NO problem whatsoever with the post I responded to? One line about a "nice surprise" from someone named Jade.

1. Not everyone knows who Jade is! This is a problem. A brief physical description would be nice. No personally identifying information, no verbal maps of every square inch of her body, just a short blurb to help me decide if a "nice surprise" is something I'd want from this dancer.

2. What is the nature of the surprise? This has not been established and as we are not all clones of the same guy, we just MIGHT have slightly differing ideas about the nature of a "nice surprise". Once again, nothing incriminating, just a ballpark figure so a reader doesn't need to spend a few minutes pondering just what the hell you meant.

3. You had no reason to get on your soapbox in the first place. Period. I read my post several times and I still don't see anything unreasonable or insulting in it.

Now, there are several ways we can go here. Personally, I'd prefer letting the issue drop. You've had your say and I've had mine. You probably think I'm a huge jerk and frankly, the feeling is absolutely mutual. Once again. I am not asking for a goddamn play-by-play of anyone's sexytimes in the champagne room. But don't poke your freaking head in the room, essentially say,"I had fun!" then skip out without any actual information whatsoever!

So, can we get back to sharing information of our local adult dancer population? That would be great.[/QUOTE]Gentlemen, please welcome our new leader. He is 16 posts in (prior to this one) and has finally explained to us how this site is all about sharing information.

Let's give him the respect he deserves. If you know what I'm saying! LOL

I haven't been in Tampa in a few years but does anyone remember this Brazilian girl with a tiger tattoo on her ass named Candy. She used to be my ATF and I'm going to be taking another trip back to Tampa soon. Back in the day she was working day shift. If she isn't working there, anyone know where she is working so I can pop a visit. (no pun intended) LOL

[QUOTE=DiverJames;1473741]I haven't been in Tampa in a few years but does anyone remember this Brazilian girl with a tiger tattoo on her ass named Candy. She used to be my ATF and I'm going to be taking another trip back to Tampa soon. Back in the day she was working day shift. If she isn't working there, anyone know where she is working so I can pop a visit. (no pun intended) LOL[/QUOTE]don't know where she is but I know she isn't at YS.

I think Johnny has too much time on his hands. His step by step guide to reporting was appreciated. LOL. Go pay your. 2 for a dance.