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[QUOTE=JohnnyMapalo;2065443]Haaha. You know I've always wanted to try her but when I researched her number I found out that she's been in the game for a minute. Like from 2010 at least. She has many of reviews here and on other review sites. Some say she's good, others say she has hygiene issues. One dude even told me through private message that she smelled like she washed her vagina with an even dirtier vagina. LOL. I guess you dodged the bullet. That's why you see I don't try to fuck them all.[/QUOTE]I am just wondering whether Johnny has ever had a good session with a provider on any level? Dude, if all of them are as bad as you claim then why are you even in the game? Seems like you could become a millionaire with a small investment in lotion and hand towels.

I don't even look to see who posted, but when the first line goes something like "so this bird" I instantly recognize and back out of the post.

[QUOTE=MattK;2066131]I am just wondering whether Johnny has ever had a good session with a provider on any level? Dude, if all of them are as bad as you claim then why are you even in the game? Seems like you could become a millionaire with a small investment in lotion and hand towels.

I don't even look to see who posted, but when the first line goes something like "so this bird" I instantly recognize and back out of the post.[/QUOTE]Uhm. Ahem. Obviously, you haven't read all of my reviews. I have good and bad reviews but unlike some of you dudes, I don't sugarcoat anything or write highly exaggerated reviews to get brownie points with any of these chics. I call it like I see it. If I pay $200 bones an hour for some ass and everything is covered and no GFE nothing, then Imma tell you that shit was wacked because I got no value for my money. Some dudes may say it was a good time but not by my standards. If the service was wacked, I'm not going to bite my tongue and hold back anything. My standards and your standards are 2 different standards. If you want to sugarcoat your reviews because you want to get in good with a "provider", then that's your business. I call it like I see it.

This broad ..."Cassi" ... [URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hhmm-sexy-smoking-hot-playmatenew-to-area-22/22523499[/URL].

Says this in her ad: [B]"100% REAL PICS"[/B].

No. She's using pictures of a ridiculously hot British internet model called Mia Cortinez. [URL]http://ikeepsit100.com/2013/07/22/lovely-ladies-wifey-of-the-week-mia-cortinez/[/URL].

And her phone number is attached to an escort who has run ads for years in Virginia Beach.

So, welcome to Atlanta, "Cassi"! You're a liar.

Oh, and here's a video of that model Mia Cortinez rubbing her big fat oily titties. Nice. [URL]http://www.spifftv.com/video.php?id=9325[/URL].

[QUOTE=MattK;2066131]I am just wondering whether Johnny has ever had a good session with a provider on any level? Dude, if all of them are as bad as you claim then why are you even in the game? Seems like you could become a millionaire with a small investment in lotion and hand towels.

I don't even look to see who posted, but when the first line goes something like "so this bird" I instantly recognize and back out of the post.[/QUOTE]LOL johnny map is one of my favorite posters on here his post are hilarious. He keeps it real though.

[QUOTE=ZeusDawg;2066287]LOL johnny map is one of my favorite posters on here his post are hilarious. He keeps it real though.[/QUOTE]Mine too! As you said, he keeps it 100, but I know if I see something like "she started with the sucky sucky", I'm in for one of his always-entertaining posts.

[QUOTE=NuGuy36;2065634]Any takers? Her ad tag line "she's precious and loving".

[URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/precious-and-loving-43/21846219[/URL][/QUOTE]This chick was trying to be funny.I hope.

[QUOTE=AaronHamlet;2066118]$300 hr? Petite?[/QUOTE]She probably means short. 'Petite' is the term for shorter women's clothes rather than the circumstance.

On a $/ lb basis, it's probably a good deal. I just don't usually measure it that way.

[QUOTE=Dudeatl;2066584]She probably means short. 'Petite' is the term for shorter women's clothes rather than the circumstance.

On a $/ lb basis, it's probably a good deal. I just don't usually measure it that way.[/QUOTE]Pe·tite.

/ pə712;tēt /.

Adjective.

Adjective: petite.

1.

(of a woman) having a small and attractively dainty build.

Funny you mention the per pound price. I once said that to a large woman from BP, if she charged by the pound. She didn't get it, I hung up.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMapalo;2065049]Hmm. Called her once, didn't really like her attitude, so I never bothered with her again. Plus, you don't really want a black chic 28 years of age that's selling puss. More than likely she's been on the block for a very long time. Probably done pushed out a few units. Puss probably all stretched out and worn. Probably going to have to get a friend to nail a 2 x4 to your ass to keep you from falling in. Juss my opinion though.[/QUOTE]LMFAO! OMG, I got to remember that one!

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Visited Chloe several times in alpharetta, Pics are her but she does have more of a belly that does not show in the pics. Gigantic natural Boobs and I do mean Huge! 75 for the half, 20 tip for BBBJ. So 95 total for 30. BBBJ, Russian, cowgirl, mish, doggie, cim. She is always extremely high but is still fun and she really gets into it and aims to please. Be careful because she did try to slide it in bare the last two times I visited. A good value for BP.

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Nice clean incall at a massage location. Kissing, BBBJ, rimming, covered FS. She is the girl in the pics and she also offers sensual massage and will play in the dirt if that's your thing. She enjoys what she does and is a good find, 150 for the half, 200 for the hour.

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This chick is claiming to be an East Indian provider in Buckhead. [URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/east-indian-upscale-_provider-_-desi-_-incall-23/22494064[/URL].

This is part of her ad: [B]"Do not call asking for pics my pics are recent"[/B].

She's using pictures of one of the most famous Bollywood models and actresses, Sonal Chauhan. Just stole them from an entertainment website. [URL]http://www.muskurahat.pk/parties-events/stunning-sonal-chauhan-at-buddha-hoga-tera-baap-function.html[/URL].

[QUOTE=Bill21;2068060]Nice clean incall at a massage location. Kissing, BBBJ, rimming, covered FS. She is the girl in the pics and she also offers sensual massage and will play in the dirt if that's your thing. She enjoys what she does and is a good find, 150 for the half, 200 for the hour.

[URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/BodyRubs/ebony-goddess-nyiomi-is-here-for-you-26/21338187[/URL][/QUOTE]That sounds good. Does she do more than 1 pop for the hour?

I've pretty learned that 80 percent of these girls lie about something to make their ads or boost their clientele. I mean all these black chicks running around claiming Latina and Hispanic. My girl is Mexican. Been with her for 7 years. I know Spanish when I see it. I don't necessarily knock the hustle as long as you actually look like the pics your posting but this one is a little overboard. So then would client be wrong if he pulls up at the location and blows his top thinking he going to get some gunga dindin from Siri here and finds out she just Tricia from the south side. Smh..

[QUOTE=Soloflight;2068322]This chick is claiming to be an East Indian provider in Buckhead. [URL]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/east-indian-upscale-_provider-_-desi-_-incall-23/22494064[/URL].

This is part of her ad: [B]"Do not call asking for pics my pics are recent"[/B].

She's using pictures of one of the most famous Bollywood models and actresses, Sonal Chauhan. Just stole them from an entertainment website. [URL]http://www.muskurahat.pk/parties-events/stunning-sonal-chauhan-at-buddha-hoga-tera-baap-function.html[/URL].[/QUOTE]